Sunday, August 20, 2006

Episode 19 - Thanks for the Mammaries II

PCX reviews Supergirl V5 #8
"What's the deal with Power Girl?"
"Look at that target between her legs! I mean, a more blatant bullseye..."
"The one appealing thing about Power Girl-- The two appealing things about Power Girl are right there on her chest."
"Well, with that bullseye, the three appealing things about Power Girl, but go on."
"Wouldn't it be the ultimate horror if some villain put her in some kind of transmogrification machine, and made her completely flat-chested?"
"Stop. I'm sorry. Hold on a second. Did I just hear you blaspheme?!"

10 Comments:

Blogger Crown Vic said...

Yo Bristo good Job.

August 20, 2006 12:31 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

For those who may be wondering, "Bristo" is still yet another of Starhawk/PODON/Black Luthor's many aliases (dude's got more names than friggin' Satan).

...and now to play "catch-up":

Charles said (re: #18),

"Sorry guys, you know I love you, but I gotta be fair: This episode was total crap. I didn't care about the boob shots(yes, I like boobs :P) and you hardly dissed the comic at all. And the new guy just isn't working out. Bring back Trekkie!"

I appreciate both your honesty and the fact that (unlike some) you don't fire nuclear missiles from your own site against us, only to complain should we hold up the most harmless cardboard signs of protest in response.

Oh. Sorry. Apparently, I just obliquely responded to someone else's #18 post there.

Meanwhile, back in the metaphor-free zone, and to actually address your concerns:

BL is endeavoring to be, as he puts it, a "kinder, gentler" Black Luthor. In the meantime, other members of my personal Legion of Substitute Podcast Hosts should be making their debut relatively soon; you may find them to be less, shall we say, "intense" in their manner.

- Trenchcoat Mafia

August 22, 2006 4:49 AM  
Blogger The Comic Book Haters said...

Whatever, dude. Keep pretending to be the victim if that makes you feel better. Anyone who wants to know who really started all this just needs to listen to your first episode, if they can make it through it. If you want us to leave us alone, stop talking about us. I'm done with you... it really seems like you should focus on your own show instead of badmouthing someone else's all the time.

-DJ Sloofus

August 23, 2006 7:25 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Anyone who doubts who really started this can easily refer back to the Trekkie/Cappy debacle chronicled on your own site.

Not that I believe for a second that you're "done" with us (as much as I'd like to believe it). Given how often you seem to check out what's going on here, not to mention this frantic obsession you seem to have with all matters Podcast X-related, I dub thee "SUPER FAN SLOOFUS"!

Have a nice day.

- Trenchcoat Mafia

August 23, 2006 7:50 AM  
Blogger Schooly said...

hey bunghole- i guess this isn't obvious to you: the reason we check your site is to see if you've stolen anything else from us. You keep ripping us off, we'll keep calling your bullshit.

This is ridiculous enough as it is and i don't want to lend any credence to your bullshit.

But here's an honest piece of advice, meant with no animosity whatsoever: get your own "thing." Find your own niche and use your own creativeness rather than relying on the hard work of others. You're obviously committed to doing a good show. So do something different.

August 23, 2006 8:16 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

...and now a fan letter from Super-Fan Schooly! Sigh. This is exactly the sort of nonsense Bituminous Cole must've been warning us about when he advised us to ignore these guys.

As the adult here, it saddens me to see you're still suffering from this delusion that we've somehow "stolen" or "ripped off" something from you.

FYI, Podcast X is in no way a "hating" show as yours is; which is why I've given positive reviews to at least a dozen or so comics.

If that's not your issue, and you're so far gone, that you actually feel we have no right to be doing a comic book podcast at all, just because you're doing one:

1) Please seek professional help.

2) Make sure you let the ninety-or-so other comics podcasters know that they're hurting your feelings just by existing as well. Especially (ahem) the dozens of said 'casts that were online before you ever were.

- Trenchcoat Mafia

August 24, 2006 11:00 AM  
Anonymous Rick said...

Monkey Pants -

First of all, I refer to you as that name to demonstrate how long I have known you. That is, how long I've listened to you. Much like how people I grew up with to this day still call me "Ricky". Though thousands of your current fans know you as "Trenchcoat", long time listeners like me will always know you as Monkey Pants.

With that said, I wish that you could agree to the offer from The Comic Book Haters to appear on their show. Or for them to appear on your show. As you may well know, I have had my differences with one of the show's hosts. I will give you one hint and one hint only: It wasn't Sloofus.

Somebody recently sent me a link to The Comic Book Hater's Wikipedia entry instructing me to read it. I did and it made me realize just how much I missed the show. I also realized I wasn't pissed off any more. In fact, the whole thing was stupid on many different levels. I'm a man that has done some stupid things in my life. I can honestly say that getting all torqued at one of the hosts of The Comic Book Haters is just one more stupid thing I've done in my life.

But I digress. This post wasn't supposed to be all about me.

As a listener, I can attest that DJ Sloofus, Schooly G, and you all do your best work with the microphone. That's where you all should air your differences. In front of the microphone. Together. You should agree to meet with DJ Sloofus and Schooly in front of the mics. Talk it out. Explain to them why you bad mouthed their show on episode #1.

I'm sure there was a good reason.

Okay. I have to get back to watching Big Brother. I think Chicken George is getting evicted from the house.

August 24, 2006 8:59 PM  
Blogger Schooly said...

monkeymafia-

it's pretty obvious that you don't get it, dude. good luck to you.

August 25, 2006 12:22 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Rick:

Just for the record, there was never any "badmouthing", just light-hearted banter entirely in the spirit of the, and I quote, "fake rivalry" idea Trekkie (graciously looking past what happened the last time he tried to coordinate on-air shtick with this person) and Super-Fan Sloofus had discussed behind the scenes. No, I didn't consider The Other Guys to be "drunken idiots" (well, I didn't then); and no, Trekkie didn't "owe them money".

Until our #6, there was no genuine animosity to speak of between the CBH/Podcast X camps. In fact, we'd gone so far as to post a prominent link directing our own rapidly growing fanbase over to their show!

Alas, we then had the temerity to review something by a creator they'd apparently previously hated on. You know, that Jack T. Chick wackjob. Ironically enough, you yourself (and for that matter, numerous other websites, and before that, a good portion of zinedom) went after that douchebag long before either of our shows did! Little did we know however, that once those guys "review" someone's work, no one else is allowed to!?! They declared war, and the rest is history.

- Trenchcoat Mafia

August 26, 2006 10:15 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

1st appearance of Black Luthor.

Stop showing your ignorance, you know that the only real reason the DCU has world problems is because the writers are trying to keep the comic book world as similar as possible to ours. Otherwise the Wonder Woman movement would have liberated all females, Aquaman would have made the oceans pollution free, Batman would have defeated crime in his state, Superman would have united the world governments, Martian Manhunter would have lead human settlers back to Mars, Adam Strange would have helped build the Terran Exploratory Armada, since God exist in the DCU, Zauriel and the Spectre would have brought in a resurgence of Christianity. With their powers and access to advanced tech and simply what they are, the DCU should be a very different place. Same for Marvel U.

Again with the boob count, I have no idea what was talked about this issue.

Wait! Wait! MCTrekkie used to be CBH's Cappy?!

May 06, 2011 10:59 AM  

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