Sunday, May 18, 2008

Episode 85 - "You see, kids, Tavi will come back and STEP on us, you see."

PCX reviews Iron Man V1 #56
(part 1 of 2)


Blogger XantesFire said...

Rich industrialists like Stark hire sociopaths all the time, they need someone willing to get their hands dirty, like taking out union heads, or breaking a congressman's arm, or disposing of a pregnant maid.

Howard the Duck didn't register, the government says he doesn't exist.

May 19, 2008 9:17 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

And when these rich fucks can't find a sociopath to hire, they'll just create one like Stark did with Clor!

re: HTD - Was that all in that same one-shot? I didn't bother to read it myself. Then again, it's way out of character for Howard to voluntarily register in the first place.

May 20, 2008 12:52 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yeah, Howard tries to register in the Civil War one shot. Have you read what Wiki has On Howard? It says that the duck in marvel comics isn't the real Howard. Gerber rescued him.

May 20, 2008 4:41 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Then just to confuse matters further, Gerber brought back the genuine article in that MAX series he wrote (as far as I'm concerned, anyway; I pretty much choose to believe that Howard written by Steve Gerber is the real thing, whereas Howard written by anyone else is of course an imposter.)

May 21, 2008 7:37 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Damn, Howard the Duck trying to registar. You know what that meant.

May 21, 2008 10:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't Jarvis a computer?

And I think the reason I like Iron Man is because I'm a robophiliac, but if anyone asks it's just because of Robert Downey Jr.


May 23, 2008 2:41 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Imagine you're the Skrull who draws the assignment of impersonating Howard.

"Frank, you'll be Black Bolt...Ralph, you take Sentry...Marvin, you're Howard the Duck." (other Skrulls all laugh at Marvin)

Courtney, even though you're just kidding (and I didn't mind Computer Jarvis in the movie), now a whole non-reading generation is gonna be confused if they ever come across an actual comic book and see Jarvis as just a flesh-and-blood guy (or Skrull.)

Also, Podcast X proudly supports the robosexual community.

May 23, 2008 7:01 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...


Does that include fuck machines? How about the Sybian? 790?

T Mafia,

But Howard skrull gets to have sex with Beverly. And any furry who crosses his path.

What really sucks is being the Jarvis skrull. He had to have sex with Aunt May.

May 23, 2008 7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, of course I was just kidding.
Alfred owns Jarvis 10x over though.

Gosh, you're so immature Xantesfire!
I just like robots that look cool like General Grievous and the Transformers.


May 24, 2008 7:33 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

You mean like Spike?

Miya haha!!

Robots in dis guys

May 24, 2008 8:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eww, WTF? I never said anything about buttsex!
But I must admit Witwicky Sandwich does sound appealing:


May 24, 2008 9:56 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Okay, more Transformers , some Arce and straight, still have some Megatron/Starscream buttsex.

Transformer for girls.

May 24, 2008 12:01 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

You guys are weird.

Aunt May's a whore. Not only is she a filthy Skrull fucker, but don't forget she was having "tentacle sex" with Doctor Octopus back in the day (like she would've consented to marry him without sampling the goods!)

And Optimus Prime likes to watch?! They should've put that "alternate ending" on the DVD just to freak everyone out.

May 24, 2008 8:15 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

T Mafia,

Funny, couldn't find any Doc Ock sex pix. Figure they would be a few technophiles into cyborg sex who would use Doc Ock in their fantasies.


When are you coming back? After a week or so of christian gay week over in Thoom I need an adorable female voice to tickle my eardrums.

May 25, 2008 8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have recorded the Hellboy episode, don't know when it's going to be up though.
And I've got another one planned and scripted after that.

I think I should talk to Trenchcoat a day before I review anything, because last time we hadn't spoken to each other for so long we spent the whole day talking. I barely remember anything about the comic.


May 25, 2008 8:37 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Apparently, robosexuals draw the line at Dr. Octopus. Maybe they're hot for the mechanical arms, but not the mad scientist they're attached to.

XF, the Hellboy review, which may be the longest podcast in recorded history, is "coming soon". Also, when CC says "scripted" I assume she just has notes again - it's pretty obvious none of us are reading from a script around here!

Courtney, I think we did get around to mentioning the comic at least a couple times over those five-plus hours...well, it'll either be the best or the worst show(s) ever...!

May 25, 2008 6:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Longest, you serious?!
What about Starhawk's Supergirl episode?

Eww, Doc Ock is gross. But the tentacles are kind of appealing.


PS; had a weird dream about Dr.Doom

May 26, 2008 12:37 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

How about this Doc Ock?

I had a dream about Doctor Doom once too. It was about him finishing up some plastic surgery to fix his scar and to see his therapist about his mother issues. I was the receptionist at the HMO that did both. Green Arrow also came in to get his weekly STD shots.

May 26, 2008 8:17 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

(T Mafia's response to the last two posts can be found in the comment thread for Episode 86.)

May 26, 2008 12:08 PM  
Blogger Dafixer's Hideout said...

Black people who use the N-word, especially against their own, are excellent rationale for post-natal abortions. Freedom is measured not by how stupid one can be, because ven a slave can be a complete idiot, but is measure by how free one's thinking is. As the late Funkadelic once taglined: free your mind and your ass will follow. I know this to be true because Black people who use the N-word - ESPECIALLY around whites - are nothing but a bunch of slave thinking asses.

Good luck with that kind of thinking.

May 30, 2008 2:03 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

(T Mafia's response to THIS motherfucker can also be found in the comment thread for Episode 86.)

June 02, 2008 10:31 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Oh please Skrulls are just like the republicans, they secretly are in charge or just in charge of enough so they can mess up humanity and claim they can fix it if we just let them be in charge.

Supermobile, they even had it on SuperFriends.

What about keeping some money for a cab.

Jarvis was a Skrull.

DC heroes were protective of their secret identities even among friends because they were worried they might be made to talk.
Marvel heroes seemed more worried because they would constantly piss each other off and revealing their secret identity would be just the dick move they would expect from so and so.

Wow, even today, my mind glazes over when trying to read Dafixer's comments.

July 20, 2011 12:53 PM  

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