Episode 153 - "Knife in the nuts?"
PCX reviews Kick-Ass #5 & 6Tuesday, August 10, 2010
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34 Comments:
Lolicon isn't illegal in the US, yet? Right?
Although I probably should warn you, I will spend the entire issue in disgust and trying to change the subject, pretty much like what I did in the Empowered comic.
That's why I suggest Urotsukidoji or La Blue Girl, since Courtney is a xenophile, she might appreciate the monsters and demons.
I of course just kept walking, but I also had to summon every little bit of will-power to stop myself from laughing hysterically. I can't figure out why.
See, it's women's problem.
Okay, anyone else weird out my TCM gleefully pointing out a guy's boner?
I thought the kid was a nerd and reads a lot of comics and watches a lot of TV. He could have played, "You're beauty turned me straight." or "I think I'm bi and you're turning me on."
Lolicon shouldn't be illegal anywhere, dammit! But if it is, hey, no one's ever told me!
As to any eventual Courtney-and-Vixen hentai review, I do have a comic in mind...
See how Courtney practically admits that all girls, including herself, are insane to varying degrees and therefore (obviously) need guys to take care of them, though? The problem here in the US is that bitches are fed the big lie from birth that there's no difference between men and women, which is why American bitches in particular are all really fucked up.
I was only gleeful to see commercial product from Disney/Marvel almost turn into an R. Crumb comic for even a second.
Yeah, as both of those would be things she'd wanna hear, she'd have totally believed him; then again, apparently the one thing Kick-Ass can't fight at all is his own loser nature.
I have a superhero fetish.
Not suprising really is it?
But I have had the revelation that I am not really attracted to a man unless he is in costume.
I, being a cosplayer, spend alot of time looking at other people in costumes.
Some of them are quite cute, but then I see them out of costume and I am less interested.
What made me realise this is was a really hot guy on DeviantART dressed as Nightwing. 'Hells yeah' I thought, then I saw him in normal clothes and he's still hot but for some reason he became less interesting.
Unless something like Kick-Ass happens in real life I'm going to spend the rest of my life alone. No complaints really.
Anyway, bringing things back on topic. If we review a hentai comic does that mean it's going to be on PCXXX?
Speaking of which, hell froze over and I actually listened to the show.
No idea why I did that, just searching for something different I guess.
Vixen has a talent for solo shows, who would have though?
She has a nice voice and she somehow keeps the reviews interesting. I like her perspective on things!
She's my third mother figure, there's my real mum, then there's her friend Lena who loves cartoons and costumes and much as I do.
And then Vixen, whom I think I've spoken barely a sentence to, other than what we've written on these forums.
So it will be nice to talk to her more.
But you lust after Ash from the Evil Dead movies, and he never wore a costume - ditto for Dexter and any other serial killers you find hot. Then again, I can totally see you making some poor guy wear at least a domino mask like Robin before letting him have his way with you.
PC3X pretty much just exists for Vixen's solo porn comic reviews so yes, Vixen and us reviewing smut or anything else will air right here on the show that, after all, has already reviewed such classic fare as Lesbian Bitches from Mars.
Actually, Courtney, do you have any porno comics you want to do? Nazi porn?
Ah, you see that plays into my other fetishes. Dexter and Ash both kill...Things.
And that's sexy!
No I don't have any porn comics, they're all pretty bad. I draw my own!
Xantes, I haven't made my final decision on what porn comic to review with the girls, but you might be happy to know the one I'm considering at the moment-- well, suffice to say that swastikas do appear.
"I don't have any porn comics...I draw my own!
She says, making us have to ask her to see the porno comics she's drawn. Hmm...Courtney's pretty good at manipulating men for a little girl who swears she's so innocent and pure, isn't she?
Oh no, my dirty drawings are never seeing the light of day!
Also does 'hysterical' mean something else in the US?
Over here it just means laughing uncontrolably, so I don't know what you're talking about, Xantes.
Things to do while in Australia(short list)
1.Roast a Koala
2.Liberate the indigenous
3.Liberate CC's private stash
4.Infiltrate Ayer's Rock
5.Bindi
Hysteria
I couldn't get through ten minutes of episode 150 because of the disgusting shit Starhawk was saying while not being funny..
But epsiodes 151-153 were very good, like the Starhawk/TCM of old (Before Kid Mission).
I think the streamlining of the episodes and the pressure of a (non existent) time constraint helped make the show better.
Also, the ending of the Kick Ass comic book: No Good.
How can TCM like the ending for the comic book because "it's real"? If this whole comic were "like real life" the 'heroes' (read: psychopaths, including the titular character) of this story wouldn't have lived past phase one and there could never be a Hit Girl. So how can you pick and choose the "realism" in this story that you "like"?
"it's okay to be fantastic here, but not here", in a comic book story no less.
Everyone tell Courtney how much we wanna see her "dirty drawings" - maybe she'll give in to popular demand.
Xantes, Bindi, really? Nah, that's one little girl who couldn't even wait 'til puberty to lose her looks.
Tim, a non-realistic ending to the series would have been something like Hit Girl swearing off violence altogether to be a good little kiddie, while Kick-Ass becomes a brave and pure Captain America type, with everyone living happily ever after...and I can't even keep typing all that crap. So yes, I "pick and choose" the more realistic (and better) ending where Hit Girl is clearly gonna be fucked up and violent for life, just as Kick-Ass is gonna be a loser forever.
The only real suspension of disbelief the book asks from the reader is accepting that these kids actually survive eight issues of all these professionals trying to kill them. And of course we accept that; I mean, Batman for example should probably have been killed at least a few thousand times by now.
So should Superman, I mean for fuck's sake Lex you seem to have an infinite supply of kryptonite yet you never actually kill the bastard!
Batman can only be defeated if he lets you defeated him.
His tears can cure cancer but he never cries.
-Insert more reworked Chuck Norris jokes here-
Sure, Bindi looks like she can play Dorothy Spinner without the make up but it's the despoiling a "national treasure" that I'm interested in. (Would do her from behind anyway.)
Wait a sec. Is Thoom calling someone else out on picking and choosing when "realism" is appropriate in the storyline?
Courtney, if Lex ever killed Superman outright, he'd wind up dying of boredom the next day.
Xantes, you know I'll never be able to see Bindi again without thinking how much she does look like Dorothy Spinner, right?
The best way to deal with Tim's sense of logic is not to think about anything he says too much. That way lies only what I'll call THOOM-madness, and you yourself might wind up saying insane things like "Elton John never made a good record." or "Jonah Hex was a great movie."
I don't know why you guys want to see my dirty drawings. It's just naked dudes, what are you faggots or something?
My personal favourite is Nightwing wearing nothing other than his cute little mask.
Or there's the one of Deadpool, I do so love drawing burnt skin.
Oh speaking of which, lets add Two-Face to the collection!
No nude self-portraits? Or superheroes sex fantasy with you in them?
Maybe we should stop dragging the conversation across the blogs, it'll just confuse the future.
Why would I want to draw myself nude?
But that latter one, mmmmaybeee?
Courtney, obviously any naked dude drawings, you should just send to Kingslee.
BTW, just to keep you updated on that still-unrecorded Superman/Batman show (since hell, we've already disussed it publicly), you won't be surprised to hear that now that I've thrown things over to Tim, I haven't heard back from him.
Your obvious scarification fetish is a lot creepier than the superhero thing; I mean, I don't think there's any guy out there who lusts after, say, Madame Masque (I know Tony Stark nailed her, but we all know he's a freak.) Then again, no matter how badly she's scarred, she's still gotta look hotter than Bindi Irwin.
Xantes, bah! The future is for kids like Courtney to worry about! Also, when CC draws herself being gang-banged by Ash, Batman and Doctor Doom, you know it's gonna be all your fault, right?!
Hey, why not send "K" a pic of a naked Jesus jerking off, with his apostles kneeling before him and Jesus saying,"Take, eat: this is my body."
But she has a great body. If anything just print out a pic with the face of your favorite celebrity on it and tape it to her mask.
When? When she draws herself being gang-banged by Ash, Batman and Doctor Doom?
Yep, all your "fault"; notice it was your "superheroes sex fantasy" idea that got a "mmmmaybeeee" out of her in the first place.
I dunno, I think when the Hood's fucking MM, he probably leaves his hood on just so he can pull it down over his eyes while he's doing her. I'm sure by the same token, Stark would leave his helmet on so he could always switch his vision to infrared or something.
There was actually a t-shirt back in the 90s or so with Jeebus jacking off on it emblazoned with the phrase "The Second Coming".
Hood? MM?
One of my mottos is that you should never post anything on the Internet that you wouldn't want your mother to see.
And my art is very personal, it's an expression of myself and drawing someone is kind of an intimate thing. I get to know every tiny detail of their face and body.
I'm going through my private collection to see if there's anything in here that I'd be ok with letting you see. Maybe that Nightwing one would be alright.
I don't know, requests? You guys seem to know who I crush on.
Fuck, there's alot of Hellboy here.
MM = Madame Masque. The Hood = well, the Hood.
Nightwing? Uh-uh, Kingslee's on that other show; I mean, as Bat-characters we'd wanna see nekkid go, this is more of a Stephanie Brown audience over here.
I'd suggest a drawing of Barbara Gordon, having been knocked out of her wheelchair and utterly helpless, being anally raped by Ace the Bat-Hound but I'm guessing that's probably the exact sort of thing you wouldn't want your mother to see for some reason.
Sorry, should have clarified, I've drawn Nightwing a few times. I was referring to one with Batgirl (Barbara) in it.
But are you really expecting the drawings of a virginal teenage girl to involve hardcore fucking?
They are all fairly romantic in nature, kind of like that minotaur picture I put on my DA.
Also I don't care what any woman says, no one likes getting it up the ass. I mean I know some will do it because the guy wants to. To them a hole's a hole I guess.
Either way, I have no desire to draw anything of that nature.
Also I don't care what any woman says, no one likes getting it up the ass.
Uh-huh. I'm filing that alongside your claim that womens' nipples never get hard and bitches just cloud mens' minds to where we imagine they do or whatever it was you were saying that one time.
And forget real life and all that: Luke Cage fucked Jessica Jones in the ass in Alias #1 and she loved it. Why Marvel didn't just go a step further and paste "Hey kids -- ANAL!" right on the cover, I have no idea.
Yes, because comics are an example of reality.
It's not my fault that my nipples don't do anything. Or maybe I've never been aroused, I don't know, what does that feel like?
Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's universal that the sphinky-hole is a sensitive area and having things shoved up there is uncomfortable.
Yes, because comics are an example of reality.
It's not my fault that my nipples don't do anything. Or maybe I've never been aroused, I don't know, what does that feel like?
If we take that into consideration, aren't the majority of female super-heroines' nipples usually hard? Perky poison. Just pinch and gently twist them.
Hmmm, I wonder if any of those naked Nightwing pix now have a certain Batgirl, photo-shopped into various of positions?
Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's universal that the sphinky-hole is a sensitive area and having things shoved up there is uncomfortable.
Does that mean you also deny gay guys have sex? Okay, I am sorry but I this may get disgusting. Does it sometimes feel good when you're pushing one out? True, men have a prostrate gland that is usually rubbed during anal sex, which is supposedly why they like it so much. But the feeling of an object passing thru and stretching the anal cavity can be enjoyable for both sexes. It's partly because it is a sensitive area that some women enjoy it being stimulated.
Yes, because comics are an example of reality.
Courtney, I was just hoping you hadn't read that issue yourself, because you probably would have pointed out how Jessica was gritting her teeth and clearly in pain when Luke was giving it to her. But that doesn't mean she still wasn't loving every minute of it!
Xantes, we could always ask "K" to be sure, but it's pretty unlikely that all the gay guys on the planet are just pretending they like being fucked up the ass!
Yeah, it's more of a male thing and I had no idea you were an excretophile.
You're sicker than I thought.
I had no idea you were an excretophile.
No, you have me confused with Hitler, which I don't see the resemblance no matter what Thoom may say about my character. I'm not into the scat part of anal sex. Usually when I participate in anal sex I will have her clean herself atleast twice with enemas. I'm more into the degrading factor and the pleasure we both get out of it.
"Excretophilia"? I had no idea there was even such a word, let alone the idea of it. Not that I'm all that surprised, either. See, people being into, uh, shit like that is exactly why people get all cranky about utterly innocent fetishes like pedophilia.
Yep, apparently it's real:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/22486-cloud-mows-the-lawn
Don't worry, you don't actually see anything. But your imagination will.
Don't just imagine Tifa.
Really? Distorted View did one of those a long time ago, better because he does voices. This reading was dull. Not even vaguely funny.
The word is actually "scatophilia." TCM, you review comics for PCXXX, you know what it is.
In my defense, I might read porno comics (just to pick out interesting stuff for Vixen to review on PC3X of course) but she's obviously the real porn expert, agreeing to cover books like that most recent one with all the dog-on-girl action!
PCX: The Classics Tour.
Pre-training for rape, great idea, remember give StarHawk his due credit for originating it.
That is some cumtastic artwork.
Shoutout to Comic Book Haters
The future is now and I am a little confused, was something said here continued into Thoom?
My drawings when I was a virginal teenager were plenty graphic and hardcore, oh wait you said "virginal teenage girl." Okay.
Wait, I knew a perverted girl in 4th grade who used to draw graphic and hardcore stuff. Too bad she eventually was put in special ed and I never heard from her again. Always wondered what happened to her. I remember she was cute in that Pippi Longstocking way, but scary cause she mumbled to herself and some of the stuff she drew was a bit brutal.
Robot Hentai for Courtney to review,
-Arisa
-Beat Angel Escalayer
-Buttobi CPU I Dream of Mimi
-Forbidden Love
-Mail Order Maiden
-Marine A Go Go
-Piano
-Slave Doll
-Super Sexy Android
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