Saturday, September 25, 2010

Episode 156 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead

PCX reviews Marvel Zombies/Army of Darkness #1 (part 1 of 3)


Anonymous Courtney said...

Yay, me!
When was this recorded, February?

September 26, 2010 11:10 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Hello, you kill Lindsey Lohan, who knows what kinds of super plagues she's incubating in that mess she calls her insides.

Courtney- So you would only be a lez slut if you would be famous?

TCM- Cemetery Man, is that the only romantic comedy
you like?

People didn't stop watching the show because they slept together, it's partly because the actors weren't around, Bruce doing "Die Hard", Cybil having twins and they focused more on Agnes and Booger.

Vasquez didn't cancel Invader Zim, Nick did, citing low ratings.

I would like to see Ash crossover with Superman just so he can call Superman, "Fancy pants" and Batman so he can ask Batman if he wants a throat lozenge.

In Marvel Zombie 4, someone merges with the virus and finds out it's semi intelligent and it prefers superhumans because they spread the infection faster and not so vulnerable as normal humans.

September 26, 2010 12:01 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, it was a February...of some year or other.

Xantes, even though I'm sure Ms. Lohan is Patient Zero for Super AIDS if nothing else, she wins because I still wanna see her nekkid in that Machete thing that just came out.

Cemetery Man is one of the only two great romantic comedies ever made (after all, what's funnier or more loving than waiting until after you fuck a bitch to set her on fire?); the only other romcom of note of course being Natural Born Killers.

I'll never understand why shows try to keep going after their star(s) jump ship. Only The Avengers really pulled that off, so apparently the only way that works is to replace your original lead with a string of hot chicks.

Nickelodeon should atone for their crime of cancelling ZIM (and Wiki said Nick only killed the series because they were pussies: "The show was canceled despite its good ratings, ostensibly due to its dark tone and violence...") by adapting Vasquez' Johnny the Homicidal Maniac as a cartoon! Hey, kids! Murder is funny!

I wouldn't mind seeing Ash team with Batman at least, given how much I hate that guy and I saw in this mini just how super-heroes who side with Ash tend to wind up in the end.

Something brilliant like Madame Xanadu gets cancelled because of petty inter-company politics, but the Marvel Zombies nonsense not only gets this spinoff, but at least three sequel series?! Oh yeah, that makes sense.

September 26, 2010 8:19 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Zim zim zimmu

Could Lindsay Lohan be keeping herself soaked in alcohol to prevent her super-AIDS from escaping? I'm tempted to write to her judge in support of her alcoholism.

September 28, 2010 7:10 PM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

Something brilliant like Madame Xanadu gets cancelled because of petty inter-company politics, but the Marvel Zombies nonsense not only gets this spinoff, but at least three sequel series?! Oh yeah, that makes sense.

Yes, it does make sense because people buy MZ in the stores. Ya see, when lotsa people buy a product, it makes a profit, which allows and justifies the BUSINESS to make more of said product. So the business can continue.

If you make more of product that people don't buy, like MX, the business goes under. Comic Books ain't art, it's commerce. And nobody bought Xanadu, except you. Oh wait a minute, you didn't by it either. You ripped it off the internet.

So what's the problem, you got 12 or so free issues of a great comic in Xanadu, and the main characters in Marvel Zombie 5 are Howard The Duck and Machine Man, so win/win.

October 01, 2010 2:04 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, when he got to the bit citing ZIM as "not nearly soul-crushingly bland enough" for US TV there, I don't even think he was joking.

Doesn't that judge realize how boring a fuck Lindsay Lohan would be if she was actually ever sober?!

Tim, I went out of my way to tell everyone else out there they should be buying Xanadu. though! Also, as a comics podcaster, DC has a moral obligation to send me free copies of anything I might wanna read-- uh, I mean review - so by downloading their stuff, I'm just correcting their error in not just handing it all over to me in the first place.

Howard the Duck may be a great character and all, but did anyone besides Courtney and I bother to read this AoD crossover where Howard goes from being undead to just dead dead?! Not whoever's responsible for MZ5, apparently...

October 01, 2010 6:53 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Trenchcoat, you are truly a magnificent bastard!:

October 06, 2010 12:13 AM  
Blogger XantesAssCrack said...

Trenchcoat should be locked up for the safety of the innocent children and poor child Courtney should be institutionalized until she knows her proper place as a future mother and stay at home wife for some sensible corporate businessman.

October 06, 2010 3:03 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I'm officially placing two-to-one odds on "XantesAssCrack" actually being Trekkie and/or Starhawk.

Courtney, I was already convinced that all those teen idols are actually old dudes in disguise chasing young poon, anyway. Well, except for the ones that clearly prefer young boys (on a related note, few people know that "Jonas Brothers" is Latin for "gay as fuck".)

October 08, 2010 1:51 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I thought XantesAssCrack was Thoom. It's lame, therefore it's Thoom.

October 08, 2010 2:42 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Wait a sec, You're saying Trekkie and Starhawk would work on a project together?

October 08, 2010 2:46 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

How soon we forget that Supergirl four-parter! I mean, granted, that probably was one of the worst podcasts ever recorded (the very worst of course, would be the collective work of Peter Rios), but...

October 08, 2010 3:17 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I meant would they work together without you to mediate. Would it be possible? Could it be the work of the evil resurrected alternate universe future clone Khan's doing?

October 08, 2010 4:21 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Actually, it'd be totally worth bringing Khan back just for how much it'd be guaranteed to annoy Courtney.

And now that I've seen how the original "XantesAssCrack" stuff over on Tim's site actually got Courtney into bed so to speak, it makes so much more sense now!

October 08, 2010 5:14 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

I killed Khan, killed him to death!

Although it might be worth bringing him back just so we can do a Wrath of Khan parody.
I will be playing the equivalent role of Kirk.

October 09, 2010 12:14 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Ah, ha, ha Courtney! Yay! Thank you. After 6 days of StarHawk, what a relief. Someone feminine and has some sense.

Beyond 2 minutes, why does everyone think Megan Fox is hot, is it the characters she plays? Sure she has a great body but she's not getting nude, move on. I just saw Jonah Hex and she's totally meaningless in that movie.

Natalie Portman, marry? Really? A Jew?

Scarlet Johanson, fuck? You just want the 2 degrees of separation cum/sweat from Ryan Reynolds.

Kill Lindsay Lohan, kill? Is she still alive?

Courtney's complaining that Scarlet wouldn't have a real penis? But if it was a robot penis?

Sorry if I insulted Jordan in anyway, I just thought it was a thick accent.

Courtney should do a travel podcast called Absurd Australia By Courtney Coombs.

What's wrong with doll sex? It's a fact of life. Sooner or later if you're a normal child you will have your dolls have sex.

I don't think it's that Scotty aged worse, I think it's that video quality got better.

I would buy that comic. Army of Darkness/Absurd Australia.

Since MCT didn't admit to XantesAssCrack would that mean it's StarHawk?

Again, yayI I say. I got thru the StarHawk/Kick-Ass review with minimum psychological damage.

October 04, 2011 10:32 AM  

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