Thursday, July 15, 2010

Episode 151 - "Let's cut his BALLS off!"

PCX reviews Kick-Ass #2 & Madame Xanadu V2 #16


Blogger XantesFire said...

Where would these cubs be on your pussy meter? Between Goth and Emo?

TCM, I have to side with Starhawk on this one, the kid is racist. He has nightmares where blacks are demons? He's horrified that he might become Chinese.

Starhawk, I have to side with TCM on this one, you should trust that TCM knows how 6 year old girls talk when they encounter a guy in a ski mask.

I used to work at Saks in the 90's, doormen were available during promotions and when requested. On the 6th floor, in the "classy" mens room was a old black bathroom attendant. He was in there all the time.

Can't you pick something more recent to show racism in the US exist. The Jena Six, Oscar Grant, president Obama and the Tea Baggers.

We talked about Madame Xanadu in episode 143, I said it was okay and I didn't understand why you liked it. I don't hate it.

July 16, 2010 12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw that video, I think they are just slightly above emo because werewolves are supposed to be agressive right?

Oh I forgot to mention hipsters. Remarkabley difficult to define but when I see one I just have to kill them.

They didn't always have colour TV? I thought black and white was an artistic choice.
I have to admit, Madame Xanadu sound quite interesting, I might just have to check it out.

I listened to this episode whilst drawing uniform designs for my army to wear when I conquer the world. It's a turqouise and grey colour scheme, something edgy and modern to contrast the classic shapes I'm going with.

July 17, 2010 12:22 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney/Xantes, as far as werewolves, I don't think there was an issue of Werewolf by Night that went by without Jack Russell whining about how he wanted to kill himself, so I say they're emo.

Xantes, considering Marvel had already turned Dr. Druid Asian (actual dialogue: "My eyes! They're becoming slanted!") and Psylocke Japanese for no apparent reason, it's not like the kid's panic is entirely unjustified.

What kind of asshole would actually request a doorman?! And I suspect that "bathroom attendant" wasn't actually working for Saks...

I can't believe the whole Tea Bagger thing hasn't imploded yet. Then again, it does validate everything I've ever said about this country being overrun with blithering idiots.

I hope my Xanadu review at least explained why I think it's a good book, then. Also, the fact that Geoff "Hacky McHackBoy" Johns' Green Lantern outsells Xanadu by a better than 10-to-1 ratio proves not only are we surrounded by idiots, but they all apparently buy comics.

Courtney, you can tell a hipster by the fact they only learn just enough about whatever they're pretending to be into to come off as "hip", but crumble under questioning:

Hipster: "Oh yeah, I love the Velvet Underground! The banana album's a classic!"

Normal person: "True enough; so what's your favorite VU record besides that one?"

Hipster: "..."

Do they even make black and white TVs anymore? And if so, why?!

Thank you for that line about the Xanadu review; if I encouraged anyone to check out a good comic that nobody's reading, I've done my good deed for 2010. Now I can go back to being evil for the rest of the year.

Is your army gonna have that stylized "CC" logo you sign your artwork with on their armbands, their hats, or will you just brand it on their foreheads?

July 17, 2010 7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, was that too predictable? Yeah they wear my logo on their peaked caps.
The lining of their garments have the logo on it too, kind of like what Guess and Chanel do in their handbags.

July 18, 2010 1:07 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Rich assholes like Lagerfeld, Hilfiger, Trump.

Tea bagger thing has imploded, many times, but they are so desperate.

No, you didn't mention that the Phantom Stranger fucked over Xanadu.

Courtney, are you ever gonna write your own Mein Kampf?

July 18, 2010 11:14 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, I think you're gonna keep coming up with new stuff just to put off making that White Queen costume since you know that's what we're all really looking forward to seeing.

Xantes, I wasn't even thinking about Phantom Stranger; fucked her over? He spent like ten issues basically telling her to stop being such a dumbass and listen to the voice of reason (i.e. him.) To paraphrase Stranger in MX #8, "Yeah, all those bitches Jack the Ripper's killed? Your fault, bitch!"

July 18, 2010 9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not putting it off, I still need to find white tights and mum has to recut the fringe on my white wig.

Also, uniform designs are on my DeviantART now.

July 19, 2010 1:17 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Clearly, the fact that you can't find the right tights just proves you were destined to go with panties instead!

July 19, 2010 8:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's freaking freezing over here right now, so don't expect any Emma Frost pictures any time soon.
Although I will be getting those Evil Dead photos taken on Saturday.
When are those episodes airing anyway? 2012?

Also I looked up the weather in Philly and it only gets to about 35 degrees celcius. You freaking pussy, it gets up to 45 degrees over here with either no wind or alot of humidity.

July 20, 2010 12:23 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Nipple-hardening freezing weather is exactly when a girl should be exposing herself on camera or whatever! Why chicks don't wear tube tops and such in the middle of winter, I have no idea.

As you know, I wanted to air those episodes as #146-149, but you insisted that I wait until you'd taken your photos. Which I remain skeptical about, especially since you just bitched about it being too cold to take sexy pictures!

I don't know what web site's lying to you that we top out at 35 degrees Celsius since apparently that's 95 degrees Fahrenheit (as we measure temperature here in the civilized world), which is just a typical summer day here. We actually "top out" at 102-104 degrees or so, since that's what it hit in Philly earlier this month and with our own humidity and lack of wind added to that, we're pretty much talking what it must feel like on the surface of planet Mercury. We're not one of those spoiled countries like Australia that gets to have a nice, cool winter in July!

July 20, 2010 10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the deal with hard nipples? Why is is a source of fascination for so many men?

Don't get your hopes up for ever seeing mine, I only own padded bras and the Emma Frost costume involves a thick corset.

Anyway, what did you think of my unform designs?

July 21, 2010 2:29 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

So why can't you take those Emma Frost pix inside? Hard nipples are an indication that women are horny, which we men like seeing even if it's a false positive due to cold weather.

It's been that hot up here in the Northeast? Good thing I am a civilized man and I don't have to expose myself to the outside.

I like your pic with the minotaur, but I don't understand her feet.

July 21, 2010 9:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh no, that's a myth. They just go hard because it cold or they have been aggitated.

Who says I'm taking those photos outside? It's still cool inside. Houses aren't magical structures that are completely immune to outside conditions.
Plus I have no air conditioning in my room.

You don't understand her feet? What's not to understand? They're boney things what goes on the end of an ankle aint it?

Anyway, I'd really like Podcast X to branch out to a wider audience.
I was looking on That Guy With the Glasses and they're always looking for new talent.
What say I shoot off an email and see if we can be involved?

July 21, 2010 9:34 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Huh? How can you....? What do you mean...? Myth?!? So you have not experienced this biological occurrence? Or witnesses it? Test it out for yourself. Lock yourself topless (to avoid any material from agitating the nipples) in your room, check your nipples for softness then watch or do something that gets you horny and check for softness again.

What kind of material do they use to build houses in Australia, straw and mud? Yes, building and houses can be immune to outside weather conditions. Our subway cars are immune to outside weather, except when they open the doors.

July 21, 2010 12:17 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, re: What's the deal with hard nipples? Why is is a source of fascination for so many men? The fact that you actually find this to be a great mystery proves that you might be the one female in human history to have been born with no lesbian urges whatsoever. Or at least that's what you want us all to think.

Your mention of padded bras (which greet the friendly male gaze with a hostile response of "don't even try to check these out, you bastard!" just reminded me to mention in advance of your photoshoot: Ash never wore a bra! Just saying.

The only questionable thing about those uniform designs are the turquoise bits, as I'd be surprised if there's ever been a real military uniform sporting so much of a bright color like that; although given that this is your world-conquering army, you could just have your guys shoot anyone who had a problem with their outfits anyway.

Pfft, if I wanted to be on a video podcast, PCX would already be one itself. Mind you, there's nothing stopping you from doing anything with those guys such as, as I've sorta suggested before, a show with Nostalgia Chick where the two of you would be naked and making out with each other.

Xantes, yeah, I often think Courtney's ironically hot "I'm so innocent" routine is a total act, but then she'll make the occasional comment like the one about girls' nipples never getting hard because they're horny (Your "???" being exactly the correct response to that!) and I have to wonder.

July 21, 2010 8:59 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Military dress uniform can be so colorful and bizarre.

Okay, I have to apologize to Courtney, maybe her nipples don't harden when horny, but it does happen. I've never met a female, in certain situations, whose nipples didn't harden with a little bit of stimulation. I checked around online and some females don't have nipples that harden and I was talking to a female friend who admitted it doesn't happen to her.

July 22, 2010 1:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, not video podcasts. Just upload our show onto their site so we can get comments from more than three people.
I think they also get paid too.

"The fact that you actually find this to be a great mystery proves that you might be the one female in human history to have been born with no lesbian urges whatsoever."

Heh, I hardly have sexual urges at all. Usually I'm just artistically attracted to someone (or something) and I will enjoy drawing it over and over again.
But the concept of sex doesn't really enter my mind.
So yeah, never had my nipples do that because I don't think I've ever been aroused.

Now for something completely different. I watched The Reader yesterday. Shithouse movie, but the worst part was Kate Winslett's boobs.
I mean she looked terrible in that movie, then she got naked and she had saggy tits with GIANT nipples!
Definitley not the same as she was in Titanic.

I also watched Beyond Thunderdome, I love the first two Mad Max's but Mel's a total cunt these days so I couldn't enjoy that movie. Not that it was any good in it's own right anyway.
And then I watched Coraline, I got five minutes in and she started singing and she had an annoying sidekick and I was all like 'I'm out'.
Neil's books are perfect the way they are and no movie has ever topped them. Although Mirrormask was close.

July 22, 2010 2:10 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, I haven't seen a military outfit like that since the one on that guy who wouldn't let Dorothy into Emerald City.

More importantly, since Courtney implied that her nipples do get hard when it's cold, I think there's hope for her.

Courtney, Tim used to upload his show onto the Comic Book Noise site. Ask him some time how well that worked out for him.

Bitches should never choose to age, so that was Ms. Winslet's first mistake; even worse was her decision to have kids because that's usually the point where a chick gets stuck with a "mom body" for the rest of her life. Oookay, I just saw stills from The Reader and now I'm just sad. I thought it couldn't get any more depressing than when Jennifer Connelly hit the wall.

Actually, I hope Mel Gibson sinks so low that he asks to be on Podcast X just so I can turn him down. And you know you just didn't want to like the Coraline movie! Speaking of Gaiman, what I really hope Hollywood never tries to make (and I know they inevitably will) is a Sandman movie. I can see it now: directed by Michael Bay, rated PG-13 and starring Megan Fox as Death...

July 22, 2010 4:38 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I just saw Coraline, the girl sort of reminded me of a certain female co-host. The musical numbers weren't like spontaneous numbers, they were music bits being used by the Other Mother to entice the little girl to stay in her realm. I don't remember Coraline singing though.

Jennifer Connelly hasn't made a movie since Dark City and she was cute in that.

The Vatican Guard

Greeks, it's what they are

I need some feathers, a birthing/bondage chair with leather restraints, a predator rubber suit, a robot arm, a cd of eerie space sounds, a ball gag, a sensory deprivation helmet and I'll learn them nipples.

July 23, 2010 8:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You kidding me? She's been in plenty of movies since Dark City. Although the only one I watched recently was the Day The Earth Stood Still.

Which superhero do dogs prefer?:

I admit I related to Coraline quite a bit. A quiet, bright and imaginative child who spends most of her time alone and is rather accepting when reality changes around her.

July 23, 2010 10:15 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

The best thing about Coraline is that unlike all these "Shut up and take your prozac, kids - be happy (or else)!" bullshit kids' movies out there, this story was so unashamedly dark it could have been written by Neil Gai-- oh, wait.

Maybe all these goofy military outfits are a good idea. Who'd wanna go join the army or whatever if you'd have to dress like that every day?

Y'know, I just remembered how Isabella Rossellini's turned into her own grandmother and suddenly I have a whole new respect for how Winslet and Connelly have held up compared to whatever happened there...!

July 23, 2010 7:15 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I refuse to believe that. That must be her mom.

July 23, 2010 7:16 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Terrifying, isn't it? Behold the ravages of age! (Yes, I stole that line from The Simpsons but only 'cause it's so appropriate here.)

And re: Courtney's YouTube clip - It's no surprise that a lower form of life (dogs being the "special ed" students of the animal kingdom) would be a big fan of Batman.

July 23, 2010 7:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought goldfish were the special ed students of the kingdom?

July 24, 2010 4:35 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Goldfish are special ed of the sea kingdom.

I must now go and deny everything said about Jennifer and watch Labyrinth, and imagine the true story behind it, which is- it's all a young underage girl's masturbatory dream.

July 24, 2010 8:41 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Oh goddamn, was she gorgeous in that movie. And of course, the fact she came thisclose to just letting the Goblin King have his way with her proves that every underage girl secretly longs to be raped by an older man.

July 24, 2010 8:47 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Hmmm. With all of Courtney's xeno-fetishes, I wonder which one of her likes she would willingly give one of her brother to. The Beast, Darkness, Jareth, a predator? I think her brothers are living on borrowed time.

July 25, 2010 9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dylan, yes, that fat fuck is just a sacrifical lamb in waiting.
Jordan on the other hand is my BFF.

So when the zombie apocalypse happens, guess which one I'm throwing out the back of the truck to slow the zombies down?

July 26, 2010 12:40 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

What's disturbing is that she's actually thought this out.

July 28, 2010 11:15 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What do you mean, doesn't everyone have a zombie plan and order of sacrifice?

July 28, 2010 4:02 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Um...sure! I was just, er, kidding...

July 28, 2010 5:16 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Good thing StarHawk isn't a cop,
-I like to report a mugging
-Can you describe them?
-Yes, they are young and black and h--
-Excuse me! What does the color of their skin have to do with anything?
-I, uh, I'm just describing them. They were black.
-Really? Could they have just been off-white?

Actually Dave being able to remove his suit while in so much pain should show how crazy he is.

Spiders, wonder if that Cure song Lullaby was running in his head while he was fading in and out in the hospital bed?

Or maybe they look younger to represent their innocence and maybe also their dorkiness. Nerds usually seem younger.

What's wrong with saving kitty-cats? Superman rescued one from a tree after saving Lois and stopping a few crimes, he can't "downgrade"? Plus in the comic they thought they were going to save a baby.

They stopped using black doormen the moment Starhawk was born.

My post 911 reaction, "its the goddamn Jews' fault." And I actually told one that when he was going on about how in Israel they would have been prepared for the Timothy McVeight type who must have done it. And I said something this big must have been done by the Arabs pissed off at Jews. Tried calling me anti-Semitic, I said it was reality and to check with me in a couple of days to see who's right.

Bet the wife does swallow for diamonds.

This is the swinging 20's, thin was in.

If only baby lesbians...

I seriously like Psylocke before she became thin and Asian, I liked her with the big hair and big butt.

The Teabagger movement seems to be imploding now. Most of the followers left once they figured out there were too many racists or because the movement was sponsored by the mega-rich.

Telling her to stop being a dumb-ass? How by speaking in vague terms. Is he talking about her lover, her job or her choice in shampoo.

Tube tops and such in the middle of winter? Yeah women do wear them in the winter but usually on for special occasions like Halloween and New Year's Eve.

September 28, 2011 2:11 PM  

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