Monday, February 19, 2007

Episode 37 - Back in the USSR

PCX reviews Superman V1 #655 & 656
"These shepherds are all annoyed because their sheep fucking was interrupted."
"They are not fucking the sheep."
"Look at-- That sheep looks really satisfied, right there."

22 Comments:

Anonymous Kid Mission said...

Finally the mention I so greatly deserve. It's worth mentioning, Trenchcoat, I'm prepared and willing to take whatever disgusting and wrong abuse Starhawk plans to unleash upon my face. I'm a fragile white girl though, I don't know what to expect.

On the Lois-Lana topic I agree with Starhawk (obviously).

I need some clarification on something though, when it comes to 'The Raping Tornado'. Can anyone be The Raping Tornado (ie Superman) or is The Raping Tornado exclusively one of Starhawk's alter-egos?

I'm hoping for the latter, so if I ever happen to be tornado-raped I can rest assured it was my one and only, The Last Black Voice of Reason

February 20, 2007 5:56 PM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

See: now that's what Starhawk is talkin' about:

Here's a little white girl that knows how to stroke a Starhawk's ego (and I'm sure a bunch of other things}!

As to The Raping Tor.nado: if that alter-ego of Starhawk can spin Starhawk a little closer to the Canadian stomping grounds of the First Adopted Daughter of Podon, then Starhawk is keeping that one to Starhawk's self! - At least until Starhawk can finish using it to Rape Kid Mission! Whee!

Kisses, Love.
May the house of Podon be fun filled with the Squeals of our Incest.

-Starhawk.lovin'.the1stDaugherOf.Podon

February 20, 2007 10:03 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I don't know which one of you two is the more disturbing (or should that be just plain disturbed?)

February 21, 2007 8:57 PM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

Disturbed?
Disturbed would be actually counting how many times you said "rape" in this episode.

Disturbing..., isn't it!?!

-Starhawk
.rapingHisMind
.tryingToFind
.theComicBookReview
.inThisRapeCast

February 22, 2007 5:52 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

An actual comic book review? Oh,it's in there somewhere.

Probably.

February 22, 2007 6:54 PM  
Anonymous Jon said...

Hello, gentlemen. We met earlier tonight(Thursday, Feb. 22nd). Remember? Outside the Orleans Movie Theater? Just listened to a few of your Podcasts. Fucking amazing. I know this really isn't the place to ask this sort of thing, but, shit. Are you guys recruiting? Lol. I'll gladly come chat it up with you guys. I'll be a guest Podcaster. You can contact me on AIM at faisemorality. Go for it. I'm always around.

February 23, 2007 4:42 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

...and as for us, if we don't catch up to you via AIM, contact us at podcastx@hotmail.com

I don't know what's more surprising: that you remembered our URL, or that you actually liked the show (because Satan knows, we're not for everybody!)

On a related note, listeners be warned that the Ghost Rider movie is merely kinda "meh". Starhawk will tell you differently, but then 'hawk thought that Ben Affleck made for a good Daredevil, so what does he know?

February 23, 2007 6:15 PM  
Anonymous Kid Mission said...

I was about to point out that since I've been knighted the First Adopted Daughter of Podon that would make you and I, Starhawk, brother and sister? According to previous indication that'd be the logical jump but then again Earth-logic might not apply to the mystery that is Starhawk.

I guess what I'm getting at here is that I'm perfectly fine with this incest of destiny.

February 24, 2007 2:57 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Considering that the Marvel U Starhawk actually married his sister and then, uh, "merged" with her, I really shouldn't be surprised by any of this...

February 24, 2007 6:08 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Okaaayyyyyyy.....So, Starhawk, you had better treat KM with the same, uh, "tenderness" you've threatened to show me...I will take out my weave AND fight you w/both hands if I hear she got even an iota of better treatment than me!!And I don't believe her for one second that she's a "fragile white girl". Fragile white girl, my ass!!!! So, you have a cult following, eh? Note to Kid: DON'T DRINK THE KOOL AID!!!! ( a nod to Jim Jones--I know you're younger than us, but, if you don't know who he was, ask the son of Podon to explain).


And, if he's the "Last Black Voice of Reason"...then, as much as I love the Starhawk....we're all in deep shit. The brothas and sistas better run for cover...now.

And, to both of my men, T Mafia and the 'Hawk (cuz you were BOTH my men FIRST!): You guys sounded extremely frustrated, hence all the raping talk. Does Vixen need to come in and properly punish you two? Oh, just close your eyes and think of me...put my kisses where you wish..Heh heh.....

February 26, 2007 1:38 AM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

Wow. With so many great invitations outstanding, Starhawk is glad that Starhawk decided to stop in here instead of going out to surf more porn.

Jon! Dawg! Good to hear from you. I'm sure the listeners would love to have a new "White voice of reason" to put a little more balance back into the show. Of course, Starhawk is holding out an invitation for Kid Mission, but of course Kid Mission always gets Starhawk's first vote. (On the other hand, it's a moot point since the Tim of the THOOM! is going to beat both of you to the punch.)

Kid Mission! Baby-Girl! I swear on my fathers Octocock that I will treat you with the same perversion, (dis)respect, sadism and masochism that I have so often promised to Vixen. Of course, as the First Adopted Daughter of Podon, it is assumed you would have it no other way. "Fragile little White Girl?", Bahh! So, "prepare your anus", you Canadian vixen! By the way, if you'd like to pretend to cry while we do this, all the spicier: "because, the lapdance is always better when the stripper is cryin'" - and it's even better than THAT when the stripper is cryin', naked, and it's your SISTER! (mmmm, what I wouldn't give to see you naked...)

Trenchcoat. Idiot. Mooncalf. :-P - Stop babbling. How dare you not recognize that Ghost Rider (c 2007, Marvel, Inc) is one of the best superhero movies of all tyyyymmme. Cheeky fun for the whole family - PLUS Magic 8-Ball sized breasts (c 2007, Mattel Toys). 2! (I know, because I counted!) Granted, Eva Mendes is not all THAT, but the unavoidable cheesy porno ripoff doesn't even have to change its name. Ghost Rider! (and all that that implies). Starhawk highly recommends it. Plus, it also has the coolest bike since Starhawk's own Magna VF750C!

Now Vixen, your sexy voice is "reason" enough to keep the Tri-cock well oiled - BUT, with the Starhawk, Trenchcoat Mafia, and the Tim of the Thoom! all queued up to provide you with (anal) pleasures, the question really becomes: "how many cocks are you willing to try" - simultaneously, of course!? As Starhawk would have said back when Starhawk was one of those "lyin' ass rappers": Starhawk likes tits, Starhawk likes ass; and Trenchcoat says yours are built to last! So, stop bein' greedy: let the "fragile white girl" have some!

And V? Whenever you're feeling the urge to "relieve our... tensions", "there's a light..." over at that place, we call, the Murder Shaque (on any Podcast Thursday).

Bwa, ha ha ha!

Starhawk.readyToGo.wheresTheVid.E.O?

February 27, 2007 11:48 PM  
Anonymous Kid Mission said...

While it's true I might not be fragile, it remains that I am both caucasian and small in stature, no big deal though.

If Starhawk wants to see me nude it might be just a matter of looking me up online.

February 28, 2007 12:25 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Wow, what else is there to say? I guess I left myself, ahem, wide open for the backlash (heh heh). Hey, Starhawk, I have been properly chastised by you, I suppose. You win--this time. Since KM (a/k/a the fragile white girl) is so willing to be your victim, I mean partner, who am I to deny the Son of Podon what he desires?

Hey, BTW, if you guys need any props/weapons, feel free to ask. I am known for my collection of such things.... :)

February 28, 2007 8:22 PM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

Chastised?!
Who in their right mind would chastise a Vixen. Especially when Vixens are so much more pleasurable when they are happy! Surely not the Starhawk. Sorry, V, those were simply the lusty words of invitation! Chastise comes with the backhand!

TCM: would you be so kind as to use your mastery of the net to find Starhawk some naked images of Kid Mission?

Starhawk.breathAbated.butNeverOverrated

March 02, 2007 12:36 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

'hawk, KM's contact info (posted in an earlier thread) is as follows:

AIM (sn: samaslave)
MSN (kid_mission@hotmail.com)

...since I assume she wants to send you her nekkid pics; I don't think she's implying they're actually on the web...!

March 02, 2007 8:42 PM  
Anonymous Kid Mission said...

Trenchcoat, you are astute as ever

March 03, 2007 4:28 AM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Awww, Starhawk...you love me--an' shit.....

March 04, 2007 2:16 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Vixen:

Who doesn't? Besides Wicked Truth, of course.

Well...at least Starhawk gave her what she had coming to her....

March 04, 2007 7:30 AM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

Doh!

OK, perhaps Starhawk was having a "blonder" moment than usual. Thanks, TCM; though art indeed astute as ever; at least insofar as it has been comfirmed by someone that is not yourself.

OTOH: Vixen, you will always be the #1 "girl from around the way" - but would you please get Trenchcoat Mafia to stop implying that Starhawk had anything to do with the disappearance of Wicked Truth!

Poit! Oh, no..., wait. It was YOU who started this damned rumor in the first place! Bad girl, Vixen. Bad Girl!

As to the FADOP: Starhawk shall indeed be in touch (and all that that implies) - but in the meanwhile: accept no imitations! There can be only one...

Starhawk.continuingThisThread.inEpisode.38

March 04, 2007 11:34 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

testing.

May 25, 2011 12:12 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

1st appearance of the Last Black Voice of Reason, call him the Black Voice.

1st podcast mention of Kid Mission.

Dr Jekyll is not gay, he just has no cultural restrictions. He beat and assraped the Invisible Man because he betrayed them to the Martians.

Super cum- Have you heard of Hericane? She was from the Penthouse Comix line, she became superpowered when she got caught in an explosion while giving a superhero a blowjob. Then years later she was screwing the hero's kid. And I guess the Next Men also had superpowers contagious cum.

May 25, 2011 2:01 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Superboy must have special kryptonian powers to stop her from phasing. Pessh, Phantom Girl would be a willing rape victim. So would all of the original Legion females. Superboy was like if Jesus came back as a teen, he would get pussy all over the place. And most of it virgin pussy. (See David Koresh.)

I don't understand what people have against mutant offsprings but accidental or artificially developed powers is okay. I think I noted it before, it's like not liking black people but white people getting praised for their tans.

What the-? Do black women not have hair? They all seem to wear weaves. 2 black females I dated did. And almost every black woman I've ever work with talked about her weave. Black TV celebrities talk of theirs. Is it the cancer?

Jim Jones used Flavor-Aid, not Kool-Aid, remember that for when you do that quiz show.

May 25, 2011 2:02 PM  

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