Thursday, January 17, 2008

Episode 69 - "Cut the happy jazz, huh?"

PCX reviews Amputee Love #1
(part 1 of 2)


Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

"Wow you sure learned to use that stump in a hurry!"

I'm not sure what's more true-

You thinking that you had to be high to review this damn thing...

Or me thinking that I had to be high just to listen to you review this "gem"... this... (ahem) "graphic novella".

Trencho, I can't believe that even you had the balls to make this a tasteless two parter.

What's number 2- "Even MORE limbless"?

January 19, 2008 3:10 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Actually, the hopefully intriguing title for part 2 is:

Episode 70 - "The two one-legged girls attract the curious..."

January 19, 2008 8:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the birthday tribute, I liked that song. I didn't know there were any decent songs about being 16.

I probably would have found that comic messed up a few months ago. But after listening to this podcast, nothing phases me anymore.
Except a certain scene in Alien Vs Predator 2.

<3 Courtney

January 21, 2008 8:20 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

And the good thing for me about going with the birthday tribute is that it delayed the challenge of finding an amputee-related break song until part 2.

Not having seen AVP2 yet, the most terrifying thing I can imagine in an Alien movie would be a tight shot of Sigourney Weaver as she looks now...wearing no makeup whatsoever.

January 21, 2008 10:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


But the Brothers Strause raise you one better when the Predalien invades a maternity ward. Now it is only implied that she eats the human Vagina-Monsters (babies, if you will).
But then she goes on to lay her babies within the wombs of already pregnant women.
It only gets better from there as Wolf (the Predator) visits the same room a few scenes later.
The women are all stuck to their beds by sticky hardened saliva as the xenomorph babies visibley writhe around in their stomachs.
And then they burst out, as Chestbusters do.
I'm not sure if the women survived or not, but frankly I don't think they'd want to after that.

Even more distubing is this thread on IMDB:


January 21, 2008 10:05 PM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Trencho, you evil bastard- Having read the copy of this “magnificent tome” you provided
I can only say one thing… My feelings regarding the amputees of this world have been altered forever. I don’t think I’ll ever have the “hot vibes” again. For anyone. Ever.

This graphic novella of yours seems to have been inspired by the following series of Events:

1) Robert Crumb leaves his 7th wife, moves to the Midwest, buys a Pinto.

2) Jack T. Chick is hitchhiking on route ’66 and is picked up by Crumb

3) Jack T. Chick sees Cronenberg’s “Crash” DVD in Pinto’s passenger floor area-
Crumb and Chick proceed to argue over everything except the fundamental truth that women are indeed evil.

4) A Westbound Hormel Ham truck, clearly behind schedule, tries to race past the hapless Pinto- and BAM! The forces of chaos, Cthulhu and ham, are each drawn to this one moment in space time.

5) Crumb awakens in the hospital with the kidney and spleen of a (now dead) Jack T. Chick. Nurse, fucking with him… tells him that he has lost a testicle, a toe and his sense of smell.

6) In a panic, and in recompense for his lifetime of evil smutty comics- Crumb sets to write the ultimate tract- one that combines the innate power of amputees, with his own sense of truth, justice, love and the search for the ultimate stumpy orgasm.

7) Hormel truck driver recovers- and, on his way out of the hospital, purchases “amputee love” from the Gift shop. – He reads a bit… hangs his head in shame… then stuffs it down his pants for “further research” later.

January 22, 2008 11:42 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, from now on I'm referring to babies as "vagina monsters" and I encourage everyone else to do likewise. Also, now I have to see the movie just for that scene.

The IMDb thread was interesting. In a world infested with "furries" and the like, I shouldn't be surprised that someone would actually think up an "alien impregnation" fetish.

And Wesley (a.k.a. Trekkie), what are you smoking?!

January 22, 2008 9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you, I came up with it all by myself!


January 24, 2008 8:40 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

The comic.

I had watched this Tom & Jerry right before I read the comic so my mind kept going back to it for sound effects. Like the peg walking and whenever they were jumping a guy, "Dicky Moe!"

Oh yeah, I read it. It shouldn't have been a comic. It should have been a book with pictures. Would have made more sense.

Wheelchair Rebecca, wow, how did I forget that one?

Legless= easy access, armless= easier to fit her under your desk.

Actually it's not nature that recompensates for the missing senses but a person's mind. The senses don't improved they are just used better, become more alert because you need another way to help you know what's happening, so it's just a person paying closer attention with the senses left.

Wrong, Stevie wonder is 61.

Jan 2 1992, Courtney's birthday. I got dust bunnies older than that.

Egyptians weren't Muslims, they were sun worshipers and they didn't understand the importance of the brain. When embalming they used to just toss the brain away.

Wow, has it been that long? I still haven't seen the second AVP, due to my disappointment in the first one. Same with Star Wars 2 & 3.

June 26, 2011 11:56 AM  

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