Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Episode 139 - "Case still open..."

PCX reviews Hack/Slash V1 #23


Blogger XantesFire said...

What's with Courtney's brother connection? His words are being cut off so it sounds like there's no last letters in some of his words.

Spinach is usually boiled and is stored in water to make it less bitter, but that makes it comes out tasting watery and bland when canned or boiled too long. It's more of a bitter lettuce when cooked other ways.

Aliens 4 was okay as a fix for what had happened in Aliens 3, but it could have been way better, if they just wiped Alien 3 and said it was a nightmare and proceeded with the original Aliens OutBreak script.

Use the Twilight defense. She said she was 16 but I thought that was a Twilight reference.

Star Blazers is a great series. When I was a kid in the 70's, I loved watching the Japanese because I was learning Japanese and they had episodes they didn't show on the English channels. I got the first 2 series and plan on getting the third one. Sure it's dated now, but back in the 70's, it was incredible.
In December 2009, they came out with an updated version.
But there's gonna be a live action version released in December 2010.

Wait, where's Courtney's ass?



January 28, 2010 8:54 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

That's not a breast.

January 28, 2010 11:26 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Here I thought that was just AIDSMaster 5000 talking like what I assume is a typical Aussie, whereas Courtney's trained herself not to have as much of an accent. Either that, or she made him use a Fisher-Price mic and kept the good one to herself.

The bottom line on the spinach issue is still that Popeye's a freak for eating it out of the can (and I swear that double entendre was unintentional.)

What's "Aliens OutBreak"?

And it was daytime in that video; shouldn't dude have been all sparkly or something?

I can't believe (judging from the new SB toon trailer) they made Nova get implants. Then again, judging from that last link, maybe they were just making sure their flick could get released in Australia.

I couldn't even finish the atrociously-written Kick-Ass mini, but I'm probably downloading the movie the day it comes out (as long as Mark Millar didn't write the screenplay.) Hopefully, there's a long scene of the little girl changing into that costume.

January 28, 2010 7:20 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Aliens Outbreak was the original sequel to Aliens 2. Hicks and Newt on Earth, leads to Earth's infestation.

Vampire was in the shade.

January 28, 2010 9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually we were sitting in front of the laptop using the same built-in mic. It's just that Aidsmaster 5000 talks so fast and so loud that the poor mic couldn't take it, captain.

I have a chameleonic accent. If I hear another accent pretty soon I'll be talking just like that.
It pisses my family off when I start talking with a British accent after every episode of the Mighty Boosh or Dr Who.

Strangely enough, I can't do an American accent. It's rather subtle and it's an accent that I have heard on TV since before I can remember.

That article about the ban on small breasts was funny.

January 28, 2010 10:36 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, I miss the old-school vampires that would just go up in flames at even a hint of sunlight.

Courtney, I give you express permission not to even try to sound American; it's way sexier when a girl has a "foreign" accent. Well, except maybe a Russian one. That one's just creepy; probably because I can't hear a girl talk like that and not think of Natasha from Bullwinkle.

January 29, 2010 8:16 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

When I was a kid, I thought she was speaking with a Brooklyn accent with a funny way of talking. There's something sexy about the Russian accent, Bond agrees.

American accent? We got a lot of them?

January 29, 2010 11:08 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...


January 29, 2010 1:34 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Can't do it. I just can't watch Pierce Brosnan's failed attempt at playing James Bond in any context, now that we have a competent actor in the role.

And I'm not surprised. Those Vatican priests have gotta make sure everything's smooth sailing for themselves legality-wise, considering how much work they've gotta do there; after all, it's not like all those altar boys are gonna ass-rape themselves!

January 30, 2010 8:51 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Sperm are like ninja.

Course the story is from Africa

February 03, 2010 5:51 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I was more shocked at the fact chicks are born without vaginas so often now that doctors are just like, "Yeah, it happens." I can only assume all these girls are hideous, since you'd think otherwise there would be a little concern over this trend...!

Oh wait, actually your second story kind of explains everything. Obviously, these kindly AIDS witches are magically hexing away young girls' sexual organs so these kids don't grow up to catch the AIDS themselves.

February 04, 2010 1:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I call fake.
Sperm doesn't work that way.
It needs to survive it a very specific environment and has a fairly short life span.
Mythbusters busted a myth similar to this.

February 04, 2010 3:22 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

You're talking about the impregnated by civil war bullet. That was proven improbable because the sperm would have to somehow survive extreme heat and velocity. In the African situation the sperm is in it's environment. The stomach is temporarily safe because of lack of acid and a passage is made for it to ninja it's way thru. But I am skeptic about it, since I do mention this is a place that believes in witches and virgin births.

Speaking of virgins, I just realized how tragic the story of Cat in Hack/Slash was. That's what I dislike about some serial killers, they let virginity go to waste. Virginity is a ludicrously profitable business.

February 04, 2010 9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm, I'm getting ideas...

February 05, 2010 12:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to watch this, it's hilarious. They have a Secret Wars version too:

February 05, 2010 12:07 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Yeah, if that ancient, one foot in the grave 19-year-old cleared 45 thou, you'd think the little girl in Hack/Slash could have made at least twice that auctioning off her presumably virginal little snatch.

I'm impressed they actually bothered to do a "live-action" version of Phantom Stranger, of all characters. It's probably not a good sign though that their clip just made me want to re-watch Legends of the Superheroes as opposed to the rest of their stuff, though.

February 06, 2010 7:04 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I really don't like improv. The superhero theme made it somewhat bearable. Let The Great Luke Ski cleanse my brain.

If you're thinking what I'm thinking, remember virginity devalues with age. If you were say 8 years old, it would be worth millions.

February 07, 2010 12:51 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

That bitch just needs to get over it! I especially liked the part about how she can't eat beef jerky, when apparently she's never had a problem putting meat in her mouth before...

February 07, 2010 5:55 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

If she wants money she should rerelease her old flicks, remastered, add some commentary and make some new ones. Maybe do some reconstructions where she'll reenact the old scenes.

February 07, 2010 8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did alot of improv in highschool. Drama was the only class I could vaguely enjoy.

So I was impressed with the Rapidfire improv group.

Oh and I found this site which I thought was funny:

February 08, 2010 4:32 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

From a sperm's point of view, landing in Emily's vagina is like D-Day. Horrifying and hilarious. I love the Brits.

February 08, 2010 12:46 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney: It might be fun to be part of that group, but being on the other end of things just trying to tolerate-- er, watch their stuff...not so much.

And the crayon guy shouldn't ruin a good titty cancer joke by apologizing for it.

Xantes: Holy fuck, you didn't just make that D-day line up like I assumed. Carry on.

February 09, 2010 9:40 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I wish I had written lines like, "The cervix is quite simply sperm hell." and "A few million survivors press on into the dark side of the vagina."

February 09, 2010 10:32 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I should review that doc for PCX (nobody panic; I'm not really gonna) just because the cervix line would make a kick-ass episode title.

February 09, 2010 11:39 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

You were freaked out by the melting in the Last Crusade, what about the Nazi melting scene in Raiders?

"Because they have the Hello Kitty stuff they may be younger", maybe you should have said something to me about it 12 years ago.

Actually, wouldn't the fact that kids are developing younger take them off TrenchCoat Mafia's radar?

Found while looking for "Courtney's butt pic"
NYC Superheroes. What's disturbing is if you image google, "Courtney Coombs's ass pic." What's with all the gay wrestlers starting on page 2?

Sperm are like ninja. Oh man, does this feel like yesterday.

September 15, 2011 7:35 AM  

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