Saturday, December 27, 2008
- Comic Book Noise
- Geek Brunch/Retro-cast
- Podcast XXX
- Stacey's Pop Culture Parlour
- The Comic Book Attic
PODCASTS
- THOOM Comics Revue
- 2013/11/21 - Shortbox Showcase and Podcast X
T MAFIA ON GEEK BRUNCH/RETRO-CAST
- 2009/01/29 - Just about everything
- 2013/03/29 - Some Kirby and Albums with Trenchcoat
T MAFIA ON PODCAST XXX
- 2012/09/08 - Nekromantik (1987 film)
- 2012/12/02 - Click Book 2 (part 1 of 4)
- 2012/12/16 - Click Book 2 (part 2 of 4)
- 2012/12/30 - Click Book 2 (part 3 of 4)
- 2013/01/13 - Click Book 2 (part 4 of 4)
- 2013/06/15 - Kitsaku the Letch ep. 1 (2002 OVA)
T MAFIA ON STACEY'S PODCAST PARLOUR
- 2013/05/26 - I Haven't Seen That
T MAFIA ON THE CINEMATIC ATTIC
- 2009/05/25 - Charles Manson Superstar (1989 film)
T MAFIA ON THE COMIC BOOK ATTIC
- 2008/12/28 - 100th episode jamboree
- 2009/01/28 - Bewitched #8
- 2009/02/27 - Superboy V1 #78
- 2009/03/17 - Sugar & Spike #1
- 2012/12/27 - Secret Wars II #5
T MAFIA ON THOOM
- 2008/04/22 - Twisted Tales #5
- 2008/05/02 - The Transformers V1 #13
- 2008/06/10 - The Incredible Hulk V1 #420 (part 1 of 3)
- 2008/06/11 - The Incredible Hulk V1 #420 (part 2 of 3)
- 2008/06/17 - Saturday morning cartoons
- 2008/06/23 - Mantlo - A Life in Comics (part 1 of 2)
- 2008/06/25 - Mantlo - A Life in Comics (part 2 of 2)
- 2008/11/09 - Worst comics ever
- 2008/??/?? - T Mafia vs. Batman
- 2012/08/16 - Howard the Duck V1 #14
- 2012/08/29 - Howard the Duck V1 Annual #1 (part 1 of 2)
- 2012/08/30 - Howard the Duck V1 Annual #1 (part 2 of 2)
- 2012/09/03 - Ultimate X #2
- 2012/09/06 - Howard the Duck V1 #15
- 2012/09/10 - The Big Lie #1
- 2012/09/13 - Howard the Duck V1 #16
- 2012/09/17 - Corporate Crime
- 2012/09/20 - Howard the Duck V1 #17
- 2012/09/28 - Tales to Astonish V1 #42
- 2012/10/22 - The Next Nexus #1
- 2012/10/28 - Elvira's House of Mystery #5
- 2012/10/29 - Infernal Man-Thing #1-3
- 2012/10/31 - Legion of Monsters V1 #1
- 2012/10/31 - Epic Illustrated #29
- 2012/11/07 - Paying for It
- 2012/12/17 - Crazy Magazine #8
- 2012/12/19 - Howard the Duck V1 #19
- 2013/02/11 - Plop! #16
- 2013/02/18 - The Phantom Zone #1
- 2013/03/13 - Sex and affection
- 2013/03/17 - Eerie (Warren) V1 #81
- 2013/03/24 - Injustice: Gods Among Us #2-4
- 2013/03/31 - Crazy Magazine #14
- 2013/04/07 - Batman Incorporated #8
- 2013/04/17 - The Phantom Zone #2
- 2013/05/03 - Love and Rockets - New Stories V3
- 2013/05/12 - Destroyer Duck #1
CLASSIC PCX
- Episode 1 - Podcast Macht Frei
- Episode 2 - Gloria Steinem's Favorite
- Episode 3 - Have You Seen These Children?
- Episode 4 - The Fine Points of the Law
- Episode 5 - No Powers? No Problem!
- Episode 6 - Godcast X
- Episode 7 - Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 8 - Beneath the Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 9 - Pimpadelic Podcast
- Episode 10 - Modcast X
- Episode 11 - Modcast X II
- Episode 12 - Pass the Prozac
- Episode 13 - Podcast X No More!
- Episode 14 - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Wookie Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask
- Episode 15 - Season Finale
- Episode 16 - X Minus One
- Episode 17 - X Minus One II
- Episode 18 - Thanks for the Mammaries
- Episode 19 - Thanks for the Mammaries II
- Episode 20 - Life During Wartime
- Episode 21 - Life During Wartime II
- Episode 22 - Is It Wicked Not to Care?
- Episode 23 - Snakes on a Podcast
- Episode 24 - Gothcast X
- Episode 25 - Hail Satan!
- Episode 26 - Hail Satan! II
- Episode 27 - Voulez Voodoo?
- Episode 28 - Hail Satan! III
- Episode 29 - Bloodsucking Freaks
- Episode 30 - Hail Satan! IV
- Episode 31 - Practical Magic
- Episode 32 - Flesh Feast
- Episode 33 - Podcast Xmas
- Episode 34 - Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
- Episode 35 - Voulez Voodoo? II
- Episode 36 - Pedocast X
- Episode 37 - Back in the USSR
- Episode 38 - No Future
- Episode 39 - Catch-52
- Episode 40 - "The government is NEVER wrong, about ANYTHING!"
- Episode 41 - "You're RUDE and OFFENSIVE, Guy Gardner."
- Episode 42 - "Yes...I'm...uh...due on patrol, anyway!"
- Episode 43 - "Your butt looks big in those giant pants."
- Episode 44 - "No hope at all."
- Episode 45 - "Where the ghost men are."
- Episode 46 - "Can a man DO such a thing?"
- Episode 47 - "Truck."
- Episode 48 - "UNHAND ME, MORTAL!"
- Episode 49 - "So much for that clown!"
- Episode 50 - "Enough of your maudlin self-pity!"
- Episode 51 - "I will suffer your impudence--NO MORE!"
- Episode 52 - One day, in the 30th century, five super-animals frolic through the void...
- Episode 53 - "We may be ANIMALS...but we're too GENTLEMANLY to battle girls!"
- Episode 54 - "Velly clever!"
- Episode 55 - "Dammit, Venom's going to eat him."
- Episode 56 - "Every time I kill someone, I become more like God."
- Episode 57 - "I'm busy bleeding."
- Episode 58 - "Fake volcano too much?"
- Episode 59 - "My powers of seduction are irresistible."
- Episode 60 - "They're STUPID...but DANGEROUS!"
- Episode 61 - "I was just going to use that cucumber to make a salad, honestly."
- Episode 62 - "When I press your lips with mine, my darling, you will know that I am really real!"
- Episode 63 - "Let me clue you IN, Billy Graham--there is no God!"
- Episode 64 - "I will eat my rabbits ALONE!"
- Episode 65 - "Ah don't aim tuh DIE here all trussed up like some blamed Thanksgivin' TURKEY!"
- Episode 66 - "Only through my POWERS OF MIND did I ESCAPE..."
- Episode 67 - "Careful with those thorns, hon."
- Episode 68 - "Now you're a REAL junkie!"
- Episode 69 - "Cut the happy jazz, huh?"
- Episode 70 - The two one-legged girls attract the curious...
- Episode 71 - "?"
- Episode 72 - "By volunteering for this test you've made a remarkable contribution to SPACE MEDICINE."
- Episode 73 - "WAAAUGH"
- Episode 74 - "...and you shall accomplish what lesser men would term MIRACLES."
- Episode 75 - "Tarim's teeth!"
- Episode 76 - "You would prepare HORSE FEED for an earth-pig born?"
- Episode 77 - "NOW what?"
- Episode 78 - "I've heard you're pretty much the Devil incarnate."
- Episode 79 - "And...you are...?"
- Episode 80 - "SUPERGIRL!"
- Episode 81 - "I can be as nasty as I want!"
- Episode 82 - "And who's this ugly little monster?"
- Episode 83 - She had read an article in the ITALIAN EDITION OF VOGUE on FOOT-BINDING IN THE ORIENT which had really struck home with her!
- Episode 84 - And thus was born this WEIRD AVENGRESS OF THE NIGHT!
- Episode 85 - "You see, kids, Tavi will come back and STEP on us, you see."
- Episode 86 - "I KNOW ALL--AND ALL I KNOW, I HATE!"
- Episode 87 - "Have you any IDEA what it's like explaining to people that you're NOT a robot?"
- Episode 88 - "Send me into the dark, and I will live again."
- Episode 89 - "He could cause snowstorms and make little girls grow beards."
- Episode 90 - "Possession by space-ghosts?"
- Episode 91 - "Oh, now THIS is just stupid."
- Episode 92 - "Oooh, that makes me simply FURIOUS!"
- Episode 93 - "We love you, and Jesus does too."
- Episode 94 - "Highway SAFETY films, man!"
- Episode 95 - "Jenifer, NO!"
- Episode 96 - "Your right leg was utterly delightful..."
- Episode 97 - "Mmmm...the WOUND is still FRESH!"
- Episode 98 - "I could be GIRL FRANKENSTEIN."
- Episode 99 - "The fire inside her will be put out!"
- Episode 100 - "PHASE ONE complete."
- Episode 101 - "And who are YOU to swear by Ymir?"
- Episode 102 - "But I'll WARM you--warm you with the FIRE in my OWN BLOOD--"
- Episode 103 - "I tell you, the bird lies!"
- Episode 104 - "THE Mortimer Money?"
- Episode 105 - "Only one of us can be the Lone Ranger."
- Episode 106 - "Does Loch Lomond have bonnie banks?"
- Episode 107 - "This, folks, is SPLEUNKING in STYLE!"
- Episode 108 - "You've flipped your SUNBONNET, man!"
- Episode 109 - "Holy Harkov!"
- Episode 110 - FIN FANG FOOM!
- Episode 111 - "The freedom-loving traitors must be seized and punished!"
- Episode 112 - "They mean the sky-demons from Mars, who hurl long-range, disintegrating super-bombs!"
- Episode 113 - "I'll kill your mother and then find you and I'll cut off one of your furry, tick-ridden legs."
- Episode 114 - "I'm talking new, improved zombies."
- Episode 115 - "Just don't ask where I was when I heard about J.F.K."
- Episode 116 - "In the fast food restaurant of LIFE--Dolores was a CHEESEBURGER DELUXE."
- Episode 117 - "You should have a sign: 'NO ONE UNDER 41 ADMITTED WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT.'"
- Episode 118 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote
- Episode 119 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Episode 120 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 3: Dream Warriors
- Episode 121 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote: The Final Chapter
- Episode 122 - "Surrender, Doctor, and face your Dalek masters."
- Episode 123 - "DETONATE THE REALITY BOMB!"
- Episode 124 - "Feeling no pain..."
- Episode 125 - "We cannot solve our sadness."
- Episode 126 - "So if I did a Nintendo thing called 'Flying Chainsaw Jesus' I'd be rich?"
- Episode 127 - "Score one for the Afro!"
- Episode 128 - "Because I want you to BEG for it, bitch!"
- Episode 129 - "Underneath all this, I'm still the same old CORPSE."
- Episode 130 - "We're crazy superstar mutants!"
- Episode 131 - "Daddy'll take good care of you..."
- Episode 132 - "But she must be at least EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!"
- Episode 133 - It did seem like such a WASTE, though, for the female to EAT the male afterwards.
- Episode 134 - "Besides, I kinda LIKE seeing you get your uppity on, Emp."
- Episode 135 - "That WAS quite badass...!"
- Episode 136 - "Elissa, (SOMEHOW) you accessed OBJECT 524 (verboten, verboten, VERBOTEN)...!"
- Episode 137 - "HMMM."
- Episode 138 - "IIIII II II III IIIII"
- Episode 139 - "Case still open..."
- Episode 140 - LUKE CAGE AIN'T GLEN CAMPBELL.
- Episode 141 - "We're READY for your kind!"
- Episode 142 - "Some baby!"
- Episode 143 - "I'll look the dame over all I pleases!"
- Episode 144 - "Good-bye, cruel world!"
- Episode 145 - She now belonged to another society, another world; a world of pot, LSD and free love.
- Episode 146 - "I just didn't think a DUCK could make me feel that way!"
- Episode 147 - "But if he don't unglue his eyes from yer mammaries, I'll--!"
- "Episode 148 - "Just for once shut up and KISS me, huh?"
- Episode 149 - "My name is MORONICA!"
- Episode 150 - "I didn't do a lot of crime-fighting in those first few weeks."
- Episode 151 - "Let's cut his BALLS off!"
- Episode 152 - "Okay, you cunts."
- Episode 153 - "Knife in the nuts?"
- Episode 154 - "I got Kevlar down to my UNDEROOS, dickhead."
- Episode 155 - "Is that COCAINE?"
- Episode 156 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead
- Episode 157 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 2
- Episode 158 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 3
- Episode 159 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 4
- Episode 160 - "DIRTY JEW!"
- Episode 161 - "Hear them cheer!"
- Episode 162 - Hail Satan! V
- Episode 163 - "Don't faint with gratitude!"
- Episode 164 - "I bestow the BELT!"
- Episode 165 - "I dub thee KARA, the AMAZON PRINCESS!"
45 Comments:
Courtney - How did you do for Christmas.
Doesn't Xmas work that way all over the world?
What did your dad have to fight for presents?
I think that's the best part of Xmas, waking up early in the morning to find the Kangaroo sitting in your lounge room waiting for you. And then watching your dad beat the shit out of him. He hasn't lost yet, thank science.
This year I got some great stuff, a model of the TARDIS, a Silver Surfer action figure. Lego Batman, Force Unleashed and Ben 10 Alien Force on PSP.
Gauntlets and utility belt for my Batwoman costume.
A silver top, some jewellery and Dark Knight and Iron Man on DVD.
Oh and my little brother got me some Batman badges, I painted one of them to look like the Comedian's badge. I wore it yesterday.
Now I'll go listen to this podcast, unless there's Trekkie in it.
Courtney
http://omnywrench.deviantart.com/art/Unitard-104253298
Ha, monotard.
Aww, birthday song! Never heard Girl On Fire before, but I like it.
Starhawk:
Never watched Doctor Who? That's wrong.
*Pins celery on his jacket*
You clearly don't have siblings because the idea of incest is beyond disgusting.
Why do you hate me?..And yet, want to fuck me?
WTF DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!?@?!2@!
And why would I have sex with boys? I attract men twice my age?
Also, I wear a bra every day and if I didn't I'd get saggy tits. So fuck you.
I aint no whore!
Man I wish I could say this to your face or at least over Skype.
Oh and don't worry about child services, I'll kick your bloody ass myself, mate!
TC, relay the above message to him. Because he apparently never comes here.
He probably just said all that shit because he heard about Xantes anyway.
Courtney
Well, I have to defend him on at least that last point. Xantes or not, Starhawk really is just like that all the time.
With this type of crowd around, they make you seem like quite the gentleman!
Oh, BTW, do you get UKTV or BBC over there?
Just wondering how you watch Doctor Who.
Aaaanddd, did you hear about Santa going on a killing spree?
Courtney
BEST INCEST IN ALL FILM- The Dreamers
I dare you to argue that.
I would like to argue Sir Starhawk's point that her breasts should grow 4 sizes bigger, like she's some aussie grinch. How can she work for Chris Hanson if she actually looks like a woman? You taking money out this child's mouth?
Oh yeah, best incest scene in comics? Johnny and Sue Storm in Civil War. I believe it's issue four where Johnny is caught (again) looking at his sister's beautifully rendered ass. There is also just so much suggested as to what they do when stretcho's not around.
I read this one comic where Scarlett Witch and her brother had something going on, made me sick. And Wolverine was watching!
Seriously, does no one have a sister around here? You'd be repulsed too.
Jordy and I are bestest buddies in the whole wide world and that's how siblings should be.
Courtney
I have sisters. Closest to incest I ever contemplated were some cousins. (Just cause we grew up together does not mean you should be getting dressed with me in the same room nor naked in the first place.)
Oh wait. I have had wet dreams about my sisters, but you can't control that.
Best quote about incest in a movie, "Having sex with your twin is like masturbating, it's just sex with a part of yourself." -House of Yes. (I'm probably misquoting it.)
Killer Santa.
Courtney - A full size Tardis?
What did I do to cause Starhawk to badger Courtney? I haven't had a chance to listen to the podcast yet.
TCM emailed: 'Since Courtney wanted me to "relay" her most recent PCX post to you, here it is. She was obviously posting bits at a time as she was listening, so you can chart her emotional arc from "mild amusement" all the way to "blind rage".'
Starhawk responds:
Took a damned long time for this one to air, eh, mates. This should have hit the air before ep100, since it was intended to finally air my grievances on the kid glove treatment of the Little C on way TOO MANY PCX episodes (which is to say more than one).
Dear Courtney - Starhawk loves ya, and Starhawk wants ta fuck ya, but it ain't gonna be while spoon feedin' ya 'Roo milk, as TCM seems to prefer to do - but feel free to bottle feed while Starhawk introduces you to anal rape.
Meanwhile, Starhawk is "hard" on ya because Starhawk believes that a) as a female you have an unfair advantage in the world because of the power of your tits, and b) as an allegedly open minded female, you have an even greater responsibility to maximize your advantages. Come on!, woman! You have two tits, a mind AND a vagina. What the fuck more do you need? And please don't say "morals" or "a childhood".
Confused? Starhawk will translate: PCX is NOT the Justice League; PCX is The Boys! Courtney is the New Bitch. And TCM - WTF?? - has not yet initiated Courtney by (metaphorically) forcing her to suck the Entrance Fee Dick! Here, let Starhawk cut through the pablem:
TCM: "Courney, if you were here, would you suck the Entrance Fee Dick?"
Courtney: "Yes. (wink) Plus I'd swallow."
Starhawk: "It's about damned time we got that out of the way; now let's rate some comics!"
TCM: "So you're saying that the salty taste wouldn't bother you?"
The conclusion: The Courtster is performing WAY below her potential for PCX style tittilation and zanyness (at least according to Starhawk).
So, Starhawk envites The Courtster to up the ante a bit. If this were Strip Poker, Starhawk would say: Take the training bra off, and lets put some big tits (oops, chips) on the table. Sure, we could all let Courtney keep sippin' milkies from TCM until she graduates college (as another doe faced "never ran"), or she could step up to PCX, start sippin some 'Nog and explore the REAL possibilities of her PCX enabled deviant (opps, Secret Superhero - oops, that spells "SS") personality.
Now, on to other points:
Best Incest film: Butterfly (with Pia Zadora) - Starhawk is semi-erect just thinking about it...
Best Incest Comic (insinuation): Johnny Storm / Sue Storm (as Malice) - Starhawk even learned the word "amorphous" from that one.
Scarlett Witch: Once you start fucking (not just licking) toasters, you'll fuck everything. (uh, Courtster: ever licked a toaster?)
XantesFire shout-out:
Starhawk is sorry he is not getting the reference in our Xantes/Courtney/Starhawk three-some, but: Wet Dreams about the Sister: Niiiccce. Exactly why she SHOULD be getting dressed next to you all naked. ;-)
Courtney Incest? Courtster, ever get all wet over one of your cousins (like Xantes does)? Ever considered giving up that Aussie V patch to Lionel from ThunderCats?
Courtney Invite:
Courtney, what size ARE your breasts, in case any of us want to ship you some lingerie? think about it... think about it... Yes! Simply post an annonymous P.O.Box # - (Starhawk is not sure how public your identity really is, eh?) and let's see how you look in some even more deviant "costumes".
And on that note:
- Starhawk
Will.Be.Back.Soon.Just.WAYY.Too.Busy.This.Year
Xantesfire: It's a 9" TARDIS! Oh and when I found out about that guy dressed as santa I was all like "badass". The kind of thing I haven't seen since '80's slasher films.
Starhawk: Again, I will say that I aint no ho.
Also, "Courtster" is what my most hated enemy called me!
And I'm not in school!
Thundercats, what?
Aussie V? N, we refer to it as the map of Tasmania.
Courtney, 12b
Just wondering how you watch Doctor Who. Aaaanddd, did you hear about Santa going on a killing spree?
Courtney, I downloa-- I mean, "file share" Doctor Who and I encourage everyone else outside the UK to do likewise. Speaking of which, this year's Xmas episode wasn't half-bad. Not as good as the one with Kylie, but better than the other two.
I heard about the killer Santa (as has Xantes; everyone go vote in his related poll over on X.L.F); I was reminded of Christmas Evil (yes, an 80s slasher film) in which the killer became one with the real Santa Claus at the end, much like this guy became one with his Santa suit when it melted onto his body.
And Vichus has a point. You'd probably make a mint as a decoy on "To Catch a Predator". Also, you'd get to be on TV!
I believe it's issue four where Johnny is caught (again) looking at his sister's beautifully rendered ass.
Vichus, I think it was Grant Morrison (big surprise, I know) who said Sue only cheated on Reed with the Sub-Mariner because she was transferring her secret lust for one elemental type (fire/Johnny/her friggin' brother!) to another (water/Namor.) As to the incest-in-movies discussion, I gotta go with Leland and Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. Watch that scene before she realizes it's her own father she's been fucking for years, and tell me the bitch isn't way into it.
What did I do to cause Starhawk to badger Courtney? I haven't had a chance to listen to the podcast yet.
Xantes, I think I said you were more perverted than Starhawk, a comment which, judging from his earlier post, it seems SH just may have taken as a challenge.
"And Vichus has a point. You'd probably make a mint as a decoy on "To Catch a Predator". Also, you'd get to be on TV!"
Great idea!
Courtney
Incest?
Sex with Cousins?
TCM a Gentleman?
You people have issues.
Anyhow
I have been waiting for this Starhawk ep to air for many many moons. Am downloading it now and will comment shortly.
Speaking of delayed 'casts- There is another one of mine in the Queue as well, Courtney- so get to recording.
Hmm...still yet more unprovoked attacks from MC Trekkie. And he wonders why I suspect his true loyalties lie with a certain enemy podcast (the one which, unlike PCX, he never attacks these days. I wonder...)
Of course, I am a gentleman, sir; you, on the other hand, starred in a series of podcasts with the theme of (ahem) "Fuck the Bitches".
As for your far from subtle implications ("many many moons"/"delayed 'casts") that any episode has aired any later than I intended it to, I remind you that you yourself recruited Mr. THOOM! and Ms. Coombs, and that more airtime for more hosts of course means correspondingly less airtime for the other, earlier hosts.
Don't panic, Courtney, you won't be hearing that one unaired Trekkie show for a while yet (although it amuses me that after begging me to stop running his unaired episodes, Trekkie's now complaining that this one's "delayed" somehow.)
And no, I don't know what's up with his trying to order you to record something, either. I do find such behavoir, however most...ungentlemanly.
TCM
I reserve the right to annoy you from the bleachers while doing little work myself.
I was really just warning Courney that there is another Trekkie ep out there, and given that Trekkie eps seem to annoy her, I was doing the gentlemanly thing by allowing/alerting her to her a recording window.
Khan, however is NO Gentleman... and who knows when he may appear again.
May the lords of Kobal protect us.
Welcome back Starhawk! Much like the like the catsup ice cream we have down here in the south, you confuse and delight all at once.
I can just imagine TC speaking in his British accent as he wrote that.
I have a Venom episode yet to air and then there's the big-secret-awesome-amazing-one that will be recorded whenever Vixen is free.
Courtney
I was having a hard enough time taking Doctor Who seriously after this most recent Chritmas (2008) episode-
then I saw this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-T6KDn_mUo&e
(in Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons voice) Trekkie, that video is apocryphal as the Doctor cannot regenerate himself into a past incarnation.
Courtney, sickly and contagious (I mean, she says she's not contagious, but I believe that as much as I believe anything any woman ever says) Vixen was just supposed to come here the other day to record her next couple Podcast XXXes (yes, she has Audacity; no, it's not worth letting her try to record her own stuff considering all the time I'd have to take explaining to her what the big red button does) in advance of you guys recording The Best PCX Episode Ever, but as long as she's infected, I'm not letting her and her deadly space germs into the Murder Shack. After all, shit is spread so easily these days, there was one case in Australia where a girl caught childhood disease chicken pox at the age of sixteen!
I googled Starhawk and found out she is an author and leader in the Goddess movement. So I wiki-ed Starhawk, step-siblings having sex is not real incest, it's pretend incest. I hate when someone puts pretend incest on incest sites.
I just saw the trailer to Butterfly, is that pretend incest too? There's a part where the father says she's not his daughter.
Comparing PCX to The Boys doesn't make sense, the only female on the team is mute and will tear your face off if you touched her.
The best incest comic is "Ay Papi" by Jab.
I was watching tv in her room and my cousin came in from the shower to get dressed, instead of kicking me out she just started walking around nude getting ready for the New Years Party.
9" Tardis sounds dirty.
Thundercats, Ho!
I concede the title of most perverted if Starhawk is into scat and bloodsucking. If not, then it's up for grabs.
Trekkie, have you tried the Kool-aid pickles yet?
Tell Vixen the red button is a clit stimulator.
Okay so I was confused for the first few minutes, it sounded like Starhawk but it also sounded like Kingsley. Talking fashion? Admiring a guy's "solar sails?"
I don't care what you say, Buck Rogers was great cheese.
Wait a sec!! Where are Vixen's naked and ass ready pix posted?
Kook Aid pickles! HAH! And I thought that Deep Fried Bacon was the odd Southern thing.
I think I will have a meal with all these strange southern dishes all at once- just to blog about the surreal nature of Cracker Cuisine.
Again with the Cousins!
I asked my cousin once if she could lose some weight so that I could be hot for her again- LIKE WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG.
Was that wrong?
I haven't gotten through this whole ep yet. As with Deep Fried Turduckin, I can't do a StarHawk ep in just one sitting.
BuckRogers jumped the shark when Wilma went back to Brunette and that Bird Dude Showed up. Best part of that season?... Jack Palance as a Spaced out minister! I think they were on a Deep Space Ship called the "Seeker" Perhaps they were seeking writers?
Yet another Stink Bomb from Glen A Larson. He even reused his Galactica sound effects for the fighter ships (complete withthe same turbo button!)
Later: Cylon Sounds=KITT Sounds. For shame.
I have decided that PCX needs an Old School Cylon. I have no idea why I want one- but I think this guy copuld use the work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ra96-4xKrw&e
Maybe PCX needs a Spridle and ChimChim in it's virtual Trunk. All I know is that I listen to these things (my eps included) and I end up jumping up and down with my eyes bugging out and spitting and fuming like Pops Racer.
all with the same refrain:
"I can't believe we fuckin' let Trenchoat say that!- AGAIN!
No, kids, you're not paying attention. I already won the best incest scene in film. The Dreamers is NC-17, with Eva Green showing it all. Man, I should own that on DVD.
I would have said Taboo with Kay Parker, but that's just cheating.
Trekkie - so you admit you do have a cousin fetish.
Spridle and Chim Chim? I thought that's what Khan and Mini-Khan were suppose to be. Does that mean I'm Racer XF? Ha ha.
Hawk was the only good thing during the "Seeker" episodes. Wish they had developed more of the secret spy aspects of the show than the Defender of the Galaxy stuff.
Just saw the Dreamers trailer, looks like it would be my dream come true, except they would have to be twin sisters.
Cousin fetish? I admit nothing. (Although i AM in the South now...)
So, Vichus, we have moved to pron!- The power of Podon therefore compels me to publicly note the following:
Kay Parker reminds me in some ways of Mrs Trekkie number three. Except with Kay Parker when the bad Taboo dialog got bad you always had that cool female vocalist singing that empowerment? song...
or you had the mute button. The only mute button I had with Mrs Trekkie #3 was the following:
"A part of my brain is sensing that you want to stop supporting me, and for me to both go back to work AND sell my Mr. Chekov action figures- yet you keep making me scrambled eggs and wearing the Tribble panties to bed. You confuse me, Mrs. Trekkie."
Its was only much later that I realized... that was no Tribble panty down there! Mrs Trekkie had decided to stop shaving "down there" until I went back to work.
Two can play at that game. I therefore proceeded to put Nair in her shampoo. Ironic. She ended up looking like the bald chick from Star Trek 1.
A Bald Chick with big boobs? THAT is the sweetest Taboo.
Let's see, scrolling down the page:
Incest, incest incest, Vixen's ass, pickles...Ooo, KITT, now he was a sexy robot car.
That's a voice I could listen to all day long.
Car fetishism is alot less creepy than incest.
And I'm pretty open to people having weird kinks, really whatever makes you happy. I've got about five fetishes myself.
But there's a biological reason why incest shouldn't happen.
Courtney
The biological reason against incest you're talking about is Retard Babies Syndrome, right? (makes you wonder who the father of Sarah Palin's last kid might be, >couTrackgh< I mean it does get cold up there in Alaska.)
So what if you avoid that problem? Plenty of different types of birth control out there. So if you can avoid RBS, incest is okay?
And what about same sex incest? By the logic of Beware of Retard Babies, then you can mess with your relatives if you're the same gender. (Damn, now I can't get images of naked girl cousins out of my head.)
After I read Farnham's Freehold, I used to wonder if the world was destroyed and only one of my female relatives and myself were left, should I, could I, would I?
So you people honestly see nothing wrong with it?
Not even animals breed with their relatives.
I'm mean, freaking Hell, there are 6.5 bilion people on the Earth, you can't find some one else?
There should be about as much sexual attraction between you and your relatives as there is between you and a brick wall.
Courtney
Incorrect, animals breed with their close relatives all the times. Don't you have dogs or cats or mice or gerbils? Haven't you seen docs on lion prides? Ever been on a farm, one rooster, many hens.
6.5 mil, maybe but half of them are guys.
What? I can't get horny for a good looking chick? Her being family just means I can't touch... deeply... with my penis.
Besides the biologically reasons, is there truly any reason incest should be taboo? It's psychological, taught to us by society and our parents, that it is forbidden. Okay and some genetic disposition to avoid too much inbreeding which explains your eck factor,(unless it's the "Protest too much" syndrome.)
I'm not gonna breed with any of my close relatives, I'm not interested in them, (2nd, 3rd cousins, maybe.) Unless everyone else dies and we're the only ones left.
I met my dad's cousin at the mall once. She wouldn't stop going on about how much Jordan looks like my dad. Which he does, except for the blue eyes, so I hear that all the time.
But then she went on to say that she had the biggest crush on him when they were kids.
I was about 12 at the time, so this confused me. And the whole ride home was spent with my mum having to explain that people outside of fiction and outside of Texas actually dig they're relatives.
Anyway, I'd like to drop this subject now.
Courtney
You mean like Michael Jordan? So your dad is a Black Hanes spokesperson? ;)
There is a scientific reason behind why people aren't into their sisters, cousins, aunts, etc. It all comes down to smell; biologically there is something that normally keeps blood relatives away from one another. I guess that the more you dilute that through in-laws, the less you don't have that built-in aversion to mouth fucking your relatives.
Yes, that's part of the biological disposition. The smell, but we as intelligent apes can and have bypassed many of our more base animal urges.
According to most sexual abuse sites about 5% of the population are involved in some sort of incestual abuse. Meantime according to some estimates about 20% of marriages worldwide are first cousins (okay sure, high percentage of those marriage happen in backwater countries like Iraq 50%, where the marriage is usually for social power and not love.) Also has been estimated that about 10% of most western countries' population engage in some form of non-abuse incest(but the study I read this at does include children games like "Doctor" where intimate touching has happened.)
As stated before, in-laws is pretend incest. It's not a potential genetic mishap.
Jordan/Hanes commercial are so gay.
Filthy American Scum!
Courtney
Jordan=AIDSMASTER5000
Courtney - Besides our being filthy American scum and all that, how can you possibly tease us that you have "about five fetishes" and then not list any of them?
By the way, happy birthday!
Xantes & Vichus - Courtney did have a point when she said-- ah, fuck it. I can't even pretend that incest isn't hot.
Trekkie - And as for this whole "letting" me say anything issue:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aYRSFnxnhjU/SV3bTZGlrSI/AAAAAAAAA0s/3CRduW_GEXg/s1600-h/PowerIncarnate.jpg
I thought Courtney's fetishes were red men with big horns, green bald guys, machine men, psychotic killer clowns and Doom.
Happy birthday, Courtney(?)
(Is she pass your age requirementsdd, TCM?)
Is it wrong for twins to have sex? Even the worst twins was hot.
TM-
Dark Phoenix? And what always happened(s) to her in the end?
Oh, and regarding incest. I don't think anyone here should say anything until they have at least tried it. You know, I didn't think I'd like Vegemite
or Nutella... then Bam! That chick I picked up at the youth hostel happened to have both in her euro- satchel. Her taste in comix was horrible, thought- she was really into those talking animals. Creepy- even a festish for machinery is more normal than that.
Speaking of machines... what about man/machine hybrids? do the same sexual rules apply? I mean, if my cousin or auntie was a spirit bonded into hot mechanism- would that count?
Would an offspring of such a union be a retarded mecha? We'll be long dead Courtney, but I'm afraid that in your future, or that of your children- all bets are off...and if the Muslims, Chinese or a resurgent Russia don't take over- everything With a pleasure appendage will be looking to socket it somewhere.
Courtney, don't hate jus' 'cause the best thing Aussies' ever done is export Yahoo Serious and Bad Boy Bubby.
The only reason Courtney isn't into incest is because AIDSMaster's cock ain't big enough.
Courtney = size queen ;)
Dark Phoenix? And what always happened(s) to her in the end?
Well, since you asked, she'd rise from her own ashes, better than she ever was before. Kinda like PCX from #16 on.
And, Xantes, Courtney's been way too old ever since she's been here. I mean, once that age flips over to double digits, forget it.
Why be any kind of Phoenix when you can be Professor x of PodCast X? According to the pimping on my Blog the bitches love it.
I tried to do a post on my blog and or poster based on the current thread, but I just couldn't get there from here.
Viva Starhawk. He is like an Elvis, Liberace, and Tom Jones aural Sandwich.
Hurry up and post the new ep already!
Hey, just because I posted #107 a day or two early doesn't mean I'm making a habit out of it.
And I wasn't gonna take credit for the pedobear rape link on your blog, but yes, that tagline and stolen image were indeed provided by PAIN, the PCX Advertising International Network.
If anyone, you're like Magneto in relation to the Podcast X-Men in that you secretly want to destroy us all...for our own good, of course.
And whatever happened to Khan? What, is he still in Australia?
Oh god, not you too Trekkie!
Is this normal in your country? Because it's the most taboo of taboo over here. Can't even make reference to it on TV.
Ugh, now I can't even show affection to my relatives anymore. Now I'll always be thinking about how you guys get turned on by it.
Anyway, drop the subject and I'll tell you my "top five".
Courtney
...Oh and thanks for wishing me a happy birthday.
Most people are either busy or lose track of time during the holidays. So I only had five people over. But two of them got me a Predator 2 bobble head and a parasol because they know I hate the sun.
I'm old enough to drive!
Courtney
Incest -me? Never. I'm the conservative one, remember?
All this comes from Xantes reading too much Heinlein. Heinlein was always ending the world in some manner with only one man and women left or making computers into sentient women or some such. His was the original "Dora" the explorer. To Sail beyond the Sunset was code for go back in time and F your mama before you was even born.
As for all this talk in general- you DO realize the sort of gang that listens to (and comments on) PCX? You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, and you can't shock a teenager without breaking a few taboos.
Anyhow yes please, send along your top 5. And Happy Birthday. This year TM and I are SO old we ignored each others Birthday... which is as it should be once you are of a "certain" age.
Well at least I have my hair... now if only I could do something about this Gout and Lumbago.
Courtney, girls over here wouldn't even know what a parasol is. Then again, these are the same bimbos who eagerly pay big bucks to use "tanning booths", then wonder why their skin is like leather at age 30 and why they've got skin cancer at 40.
Trekkie: Well, Starhawk just verified I have my hair in this very episode, whereas you've very mysteriously fled to hide in the Deep South and recently compared yourself to Professor X for some reason...
PCX: The Classics Tour.
Is Kid Mission to PCX StarHawk as Aleeta is to Comic Book StarHawk?
1st appearance of the One Who Knows
Vance volunteered for the mission, don't know what he's gripping about.
Buck Rogers was a great 70's show. 2nd season when they did the explorer ship routine sucked, except for the idea of Hawk's people. Hawk himself was lame because they used an actor that sweated all the time.
Rollergirl is so tasty, probably because we all knew a roller girl.
Guardians a ripoff of Legion of the Super-Heroes.
Proclaimed more perverted than StarHawk. Winning.
If StarHawk is like this all the time, then he has slept with his real daughter?
How are they brother and sister, StarHawk is adopted. And I misspoke when I said "Step-siblings", they aren't even that. He's adopted, that's pretend incest which is lame even though when it's actors playing incestous relatives it's hot because they are playing real blood related relatives.
Is there a historical pretext to Australia being so down on incest or is the religious right way stronger there than you think?
And don't look down on Heinlein just cause he believes that if one travels back in time and meets up with their mother when she's young and beautiful that they would fuck her. Like Back To The Future wimped out on that with "This is all wrong. I don't know what it is, but when I'm kissing you, it's like I'm kissing... my brother. I guess that's doesn't make any sense. " line, when just moments before she was all ready to wrap her wet pussy around his cock. How can you tell relation from a kiss?
Gripping or griping?
Griping. I stand corrected.
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