Thursday, December 06, 2012
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- 2013/11/21 - Shortbox Showcase and Podcast X
T MAFIA ON GEEK BRUNCH/RETRO-CAST
- 2009/01/29 - Just about everything
- 2013/03/29 - Some Kirby and Albums with Trenchcoat
T MAFIA ON PODCAST XXX
- 2012/09/08 - Nekromantik (1987 film)
- 2012/12/02 - Click Book 2 (part 1 of 4)
- 2012/12/16 - Click Book 2 (part 2 of 4)
- 2012/12/30 - Click Book 2 (part 3 of 4)
- 2013/01/13 - Click Book 2 (part 4 of 4)
- 2013/06/15 - Kitsaku the Letch ep. 1 (2002 OVA)
T MAFIA ON STACEY'S PODCAST PARLOUR
- 2013/05/26 - I Haven't Seen That
T MAFIA ON THE CINEMATIC ATTIC
- 2009/05/25 - Charles Manson Superstar (1989 film)
T MAFIA ON THE COMIC BOOK ATTIC
- 2008/12/28 - 100th episode jamboree
- 2009/01/28 - Bewitched #8
- 2009/02/27 - Superboy V1 #78
- 2009/03/17 - Sugar & Spike #1
- 2012/12/27 - Secret Wars II #5
T MAFIA ON THOOM
- 2008/04/22 - Twisted Tales #5
- 2008/05/02 - The Transformers V1 #13
- 2008/06/10 - The Incredible Hulk V1 #420 (part 1 of 3)
- 2008/06/11 - The Incredible Hulk V1 #420 (part 2 of 3)
- 2008/06/17 - Saturday morning cartoons
- 2008/06/23 - Mantlo - A Life in Comics (part 1 of 2)
- 2008/06/25 - Mantlo - A Life in Comics (part 2 of 2)
- 2008/11/09 - Worst comics ever
- 2008/??/?? - T Mafia vs. Batman
- 2012/08/16 - Howard the Duck V1 #14
- 2012/08/29 - Howard the Duck V1 Annual #1 (part 1 of 2)
- 2012/08/30 - Howard the Duck V1 Annual #1 (part 2 of 2)
- 2012/09/03 - Ultimate X #2
- 2012/09/06 - Howard the Duck V1 #15
- 2012/09/10 - The Big Lie #1
- 2012/09/13 - Howard the Duck V1 #16
- 2012/09/17 - Corporate Crime
- 2012/09/20 - Howard the Duck V1 #17
- 2012/09/28 - Tales to Astonish V1 #42
- 2012/10/22 - The Next Nexus #1
- 2012/10/28 - Elvira's House of Mystery #5
- 2012/10/29 - Infernal Man-Thing #1-3
- 2012/10/31 - Legion of Monsters V1 #1
- 2012/10/31 - Epic Illustrated #29
- 2012/11/07 - Paying for It
- 2012/12/17 - Crazy Magazine #8
- 2012/12/19 - Howard the Duck V1 #19
- 2013/02/11 - Plop! #16
- 2013/02/18 - The Phantom Zone #1
- 2013/03/13 - Sex and affection
- 2013/03/17 - Eerie (Warren) V1 #81
- 2013/03/24 - Injustice: Gods Among Us #2-4
- 2013/03/31 - Crazy Magazine #14
- 2013/04/07 - Batman Incorporated #8
- 2013/04/17 - The Phantom Zone #2
- 2013/05/03 - Love and Rockets - New Stories V3
- 2013/05/12 - Destroyer Duck #1
CLASSIC PCX
- Episode 1 - Podcast Macht Frei
- Episode 2 - Gloria Steinem's Favorite
- Episode 3 - Have You Seen These Children?
- Episode 4 - The Fine Points of the Law
- Episode 5 - No Powers? No Problem!
- Episode 6 - Godcast X
- Episode 7 - Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 8 - Beneath the Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 9 - Pimpadelic Podcast
- Episode 10 - Modcast X
- Episode 11 - Modcast X II
- Episode 12 - Pass the Prozac
- Episode 13 - Podcast X No More!
- Episode 14 - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Wookie Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask
- Episode 15 - Season Finale
- Episode 16 - X Minus One
- Episode 17 - X Minus One II
- Episode 18 - Thanks for the Mammaries
- Episode 19 - Thanks for the Mammaries II
- Episode 20 - Life During Wartime
- Episode 21 - Life During Wartime II
- Episode 22 - Is It Wicked Not to Care?
- Episode 23 - Snakes on a Podcast
- Episode 24 - Gothcast X
- Episode 25 - Hail Satan!
- Episode 26 - Hail Satan! II
- Episode 27 - Voulez Voodoo?
- Episode 28 - Hail Satan! III
- Episode 29 - Bloodsucking Freaks
- Episode 30 - Hail Satan! IV
- Episode 31 - Practical Magic
- Episode 32 - Flesh Feast
- Episode 33 - Podcast Xmas
- Episode 34 - Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
- Episode 35 - Voulez Voodoo? II
- Episode 36 - Pedocast X
- Episode 37 - Back in the USSR
- Episode 38 - No Future
- Episode 39 - Catch-52
- Episode 40 - "The government is NEVER wrong, about ANYTHING!"
- Episode 41 - "You're RUDE and OFFENSIVE, Guy Gardner."
- Episode 42 - "Yes...I'm...uh...due on patrol, anyway!"
- Episode 43 - "Your butt looks big in those giant pants."
- Episode 44 - "No hope at all."
- Episode 45 - "Where the ghost men are."
- Episode 46 - "Can a man DO such a thing?"
- Episode 47 - "Truck."
- Episode 48 - "UNHAND ME, MORTAL!"
- Episode 49 - "So much for that clown!"
- Episode 50 - "Enough of your maudlin self-pity!"
- Episode 51 - "I will suffer your impudence--NO MORE!"
- Episode 52 - One day, in the 30th century, five super-animals frolic through the void...
- Episode 53 - "We may be ANIMALS...but we're too GENTLEMANLY to battle girls!"
- Episode 54 - "Velly clever!"
- Episode 55 - "Dammit, Venom's going to eat him."
- Episode 56 - "Every time I kill someone, I become more like God."
- Episode 57 - "I'm busy bleeding."
- Episode 58 - "Fake volcano too much?"
- Episode 59 - "My powers of seduction are irresistible."
- Episode 60 - "They're STUPID...but DANGEROUS!"
- Episode 61 - "I was just going to use that cucumber to make a salad, honestly."
- Episode 62 - "When I press your lips with mine, my darling, you will know that I am really real!"
- Episode 63 - "Let me clue you IN, Billy Graham--there is no God!"
- Episode 64 - "I will eat my rabbits ALONE!"
- Episode 65 - "Ah don't aim tuh DIE here all trussed up like some blamed Thanksgivin' TURKEY!"
- Episode 66 - "Only through my POWERS OF MIND did I ESCAPE..."
- Episode 67 - "Careful with those thorns, hon."
- Episode 68 - "Now you're a REAL junkie!"
- Episode 69 - "Cut the happy jazz, huh?"
- Episode 70 - The two one-legged girls attract the curious...
- Episode 71 - "?"
- Episode 72 - "By volunteering for this test you've made a remarkable contribution to SPACE MEDICINE."
- Episode 73 - "WAAAUGH"
- Episode 74 - "...and you shall accomplish what lesser men would term MIRACLES."
- Episode 75 - "Tarim's teeth!"
- Episode 76 - "You would prepare HORSE FEED for an earth-pig born?"
- Episode 77 - "NOW what?"
- Episode 78 - "I've heard you're pretty much the Devil incarnate."
- Episode 79 - "And...you are...?"
- Episode 80 - "SUPERGIRL!"
- Episode 81 - "I can be as nasty as I want!"
- Episode 82 - "And who's this ugly little monster?"
- Episode 83 - She had read an article in the ITALIAN EDITION OF VOGUE on FOOT-BINDING IN THE ORIENT which had really struck home with her!
- Episode 84 - And thus was born this WEIRD AVENGRESS OF THE NIGHT!
- Episode 85 - "You see, kids, Tavi will come back and STEP on us, you see."
- Episode 86 - "I KNOW ALL--AND ALL I KNOW, I HATE!"
- Episode 87 - "Have you any IDEA what it's like explaining to people that you're NOT a robot?"
- Episode 88 - "Send me into the dark, and I will live again."
- Episode 89 - "He could cause snowstorms and make little girls grow beards."
- Episode 90 - "Possession by space-ghosts?"
- Episode 91 - "Oh, now THIS is just stupid."
- Episode 92 - "Oooh, that makes me simply FURIOUS!"
- Episode 93 - "We love you, and Jesus does too."
- Episode 94 - "Highway SAFETY films, man!"
- Episode 95 - "Jenifer, NO!"
- Episode 96 - "Your right leg was utterly delightful..."
- Episode 97 - "Mmmm...the WOUND is still FRESH!"
- Episode 98 - "I could be GIRL FRANKENSTEIN."
- Episode 99 - "The fire inside her will be put out!"
- Episode 100 - "PHASE ONE complete."
- Episode 101 - "And who are YOU to swear by Ymir?"
- Episode 102 - "But I'll WARM you--warm you with the FIRE in my OWN BLOOD--"
- Episode 103 - "I tell you, the bird lies!"
- Episode 104 - "THE Mortimer Money?"
- Episode 105 - "Only one of us can be the Lone Ranger."
- Episode 106 - "Does Loch Lomond have bonnie banks?"
- Episode 107 - "This, folks, is SPLEUNKING in STYLE!"
- Episode 108 - "You've flipped your SUNBONNET, man!"
- Episode 109 - "Holy Harkov!"
- Episode 110 - FIN FANG FOOM!
- Episode 111 - "The freedom-loving traitors must be seized and punished!"
- Episode 112 - "They mean the sky-demons from Mars, who hurl long-range, disintegrating super-bombs!"
- Episode 113 - "I'll kill your mother and then find you and I'll cut off one of your furry, tick-ridden legs."
- Episode 114 - "I'm talking new, improved zombies."
- Episode 115 - "Just don't ask where I was when I heard about J.F.K."
- Episode 116 - "In the fast food restaurant of LIFE--Dolores was a CHEESEBURGER DELUXE."
- Episode 117 - "You should have a sign: 'NO ONE UNDER 41 ADMITTED WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT.'"
- Episode 118 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote
- Episode 119 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Episode 120 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 3: Dream Warriors
- Episode 121 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote: The Final Chapter
- Episode 122 - "Surrender, Doctor, and face your Dalek masters."
- Episode 123 - "DETONATE THE REALITY BOMB!"
- Episode 124 - "Feeling no pain..."
- Episode 125 - "We cannot solve our sadness."
- Episode 126 - "So if I did a Nintendo thing called 'Flying Chainsaw Jesus' I'd be rich?"
- Episode 127 - "Score one for the Afro!"
- Episode 128 - "Because I want you to BEG for it, bitch!"
- Episode 129 - "Underneath all this, I'm still the same old CORPSE."
- Episode 130 - "We're crazy superstar mutants!"
- Episode 131 - "Daddy'll take good care of you..."
- Episode 132 - "But she must be at least EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!"
- Episode 133 - It did seem like such a WASTE, though, for the female to EAT the male afterwards.
- Episode 134 - "Besides, I kinda LIKE seeing you get your uppity on, Emp."
- Episode 135 - "That WAS quite badass...!"
- Episode 136 - "Elissa, (SOMEHOW) you accessed OBJECT 524 (verboten, verboten, VERBOTEN)...!"
- Episode 137 - "HMMM."
- Episode 138 - "IIIII II II III IIIII"
- Episode 139 - "Case still open..."
- Episode 140 - LUKE CAGE AIN'T GLEN CAMPBELL.
- Episode 141 - "We're READY for your kind!"
- Episode 142 - "Some baby!"
- Episode 143 - "I'll look the dame over all I pleases!"
- Episode 144 - "Good-bye, cruel world!"
- Episode 145 - She now belonged to another society, another world; a world of pot, LSD and free love.
- Episode 146 - "I just didn't think a DUCK could make me feel that way!"
- Episode 147 - "But if he don't unglue his eyes from yer mammaries, I'll--!"
- "Episode 148 - "Just for once shut up and KISS me, huh?"
- Episode 149 - "My name is MORONICA!"
- Episode 150 - "I didn't do a lot of crime-fighting in those first few weeks."
- Episode 151 - "Let's cut his BALLS off!"
- Episode 152 - "Okay, you cunts."
- Episode 153 - "Knife in the nuts?"
- Episode 154 - "I got Kevlar down to my UNDEROOS, dickhead."
- Episode 155 - "Is that COCAINE?"
- Episode 156 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead
- Episode 157 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 2
- Episode 158 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 3
- Episode 159 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 4
- Episode 160 - "DIRTY JEW!"
- Episode 161 - "Hear them cheer!"
- Episode 162 - Hail Satan! V
- Episode 163 - "Don't faint with gratitude!"
- Episode 164 - "I bestow the BELT!"
40 Comments:
As if the demons had taken Trenchcoat's words as a spell compelling their actions, we got this:
theinterrobang.com/2012/12/ann-hathaway-exposed-nsfw/
Much too late for The Dark Knight Rises, though
Vichus!!! Where the hell have you been? This place has been empty since Xantes up and disappeared.
Ms. Hathaway's only my third favorite Catwoman, though. Julie Newmar and Michelle Pfieffer are way ahead of her. Anne's wayyy better than over-the-hill-even-then Eartha Kitt, though.
Maybe you have to work some on building back up your fanbase.
I cannot blame you for liking the other Catwomen better. I heard that Hathaway takes acting a little bit too seriously, and that JG Levitt had to tell her to chill. JGL's a fucking golden child, and he's not taking it seriously.
If his cock was hanging out, he wouldn't be crying about it to the press.
Going weekly again and the New Wave Hookers review are my first attempts at winning the fans back.
The subscriber numbers used to be as high as "94" circa the first THOOM review. Unfortunately, then people actually listened to that particular episode...
You got to get into the social media man, facebook, twitter, start building a fanbase. Right now we're just the creepy cabin in the woods that a stranger is occassionally foolish enough to venture into.
Man, I've been so busy. I was in the Christmas Pageant on TV on Saturday. I was with Perth's Allied Costumers, a newly formed group, made by me. I was the Anne Hathaway Catwoman and it was a fantastic night. Here's some video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=M-hGonoxQ1A#t=451s
Speaking of whom, I can't respect a girl who goes out without underwear. I thought she was smarter than that. All those cameras everywhere, you had to know it was a hell of a risk. That doesn't even look like a dress that would suffer from panty lines. But then again, she's freshly waxed, so I say it was intentional.
I was actually more distracted by her outfit though. It's a good idea in theory and it's a little bit Catwoman-esque. But what's with the bunchy cape thing? And those boots are just too much for any ensemble. If you turned it down by 20% they might be nice boots. Her hair is cute though.
Sorry, went on a fashion tangent.
What's a Courtney Coulson?
So are you going to modify your future Catwoman costumes with vag-slip features?
She absolutey knew what she was doing. I don't see her as someone who wanted to get her privates photographed, but she probably loves to go commando, and often.
She feels like someone who wants to be considered a good girl in public, but, you know, Havok
Courtney,
Just your bringing up fashion gave me horrific flashbacks to those Glamourpuss reviews.
Vichus,
Just skip to about 8:16 to 8:22 in that video for the important part (i.e. Courtney).
Agent Coulson is some SHIELD agent that CC's obsessed with.
I thought her legal married name was Von Doom. Oh well, over 50% of Latverian marriages end in divorce...
Coulson would be more of a father figure, I'd marry Doom though.
Didn't I copy the url at the exact point in the video?
Nah, you started it with that stupid float.
And you'd probably make Doom keep his mask on.
Yes, you did, and it was fabulous. I'd comment further, but you're asexual, so the effect is diminished.
I don't believe she's really asexual for a second. She just wants us to think that she is.
I didn't watch the video on Youtube, BTW. I download all streaming video onto my computer to watch later.
If being asexual is just a trendy "thing" people say they are, then that has to be the worst youth trend ever.
"...that has to be the worst youth trend ever."
Pretty much.
I'm getting an idea for a sci-fi story from that concept though. In the near future in reaction to overpopulation, asexuality becomes a trend.
Speaking of 'near future' I saw a graph on io9 comparing the years a sci-fi was written in, compared to the year it was set in. In the time of HG Wells or Jules Vern, stories were set hundreds or thousands of years in the future. The 60's loved to go to the 23rd century, but now that we practically live in the 'future' most modern sci-fi is set only a decade or so ahead or in an alternate reality.
I don't think you guys really understand what asexuality is, but then again I barely grasp the concept of what it must be like to have a sex drive or to have any urge to be with another person. I've always prefered my own company and I don't trust easily, so just making friends was a huge challenge for me right up until a few years ago.
"...just making friends was a huge challenge for me right up until a few years ago."
That's the first step on the path to eventually having sex, you know...
Forgive these short responses; the strokes pretty much wrecked my ability to type.
I prefer short and sweet comments anyway, Trenchcoat.
Making friends was never exactly a flip of the switch for me, either, but I cant live without my naughty content.
Speaking of sex, I just finished watching a new ep of Misfits and that show is very sexy, even though they've seem to held back the topless women since season 1. So how do you react to sexual content in fiction, Courtney?
Like when, um, Doctor Doom makes out with the armorflesh of his dead mother??
That reminds me, Mark Waid really doesn't understand Doom - he actually had him murder his one true love Valeria, the ONE person he'd probably never kill!
See, you said probably. Mark Waid is evil.
That explains why he'd write that Empire mini, being evil himself and all.
I do not know what that is.
I think only like five people ever read it; even I downloaded and read it for free, via DC++.
Yeah, watching Misfits with my brother was uncomfortable with all the sex scenes. I think that's the case for anyone watching that sort of thing with their family present.
But on my own I don't really care, it just bores me and makes me wish they'd get back to the important things, like, you know, the plot.
Maybe that's why I like scifi more than any other genre, most of the time it's cold and analytical, sure there's usually the one cliche, almost contractually required sex scene. But for the most part, it's driven by the upstairs brain.
Combine sci-fi wih Disney and you get Tron, the most sexless franchise ever, brilliant!
Old school Doctor Who used to be like that, but new Who keeps trying to get all romantic and shit. And then there's Torchwood, that got better in the later seasons when they slowed down on the sexy.
It was a total coincidence, but I listened to Podcast XXX, and you brought up Misfits.
Sometimes sex is the plot, as evidenced in this season, and obviously in the 1st season with the sex drive powers.
The most sexless franchise for me is Star Wars. I know it's a kid-friendly series, but boy, did Lucas know how to not give us any romance of any sort, and that's mostly in the prequels. Dare I say it: the prequels are asexual. Even with twin babies, it's asexual.
Star Trek ain't always cold and analytical. Mass Effect is known for its romantic entanglements. Aliens is ALL about impregnation.
Didn't the old Doctor roll with his granddaughter at one point? I guest the ghost of sex was lingering.
That's funny that you, a girl, aren't into the sexual relationships in shows. Geek girls are stereotyped as 'shipping and fan fictioning, slash fiction, and rule 34.
Most fangirls ruin everything. I am, as ever, a contradiction to any label that may apply to me.
Tom Baker was fucking Lalla Ward offscreen, though. And you know the ninth Doctor was giving it to Rose.
As far as Trek goes, Kirk was nailing every bitch in sight.
His clone (or whatever the fuck he was; can't remember) definitely was giving Rose a proper rogering.
After all, who wouldn't?
She's kinda joker-facey, but she knew how to have a good time, and she was fit.
And to think they tried to replace Rose with Donna Noble...!
Whoa, pardner! Donna had a thing for chocolate lads. She's my mate. She was not getting the cover to a swimsuit mag any time, but Donna's alright with me.
The Doctor's hottest companions:
Leela, Romana I, Peri, Amy
The Doctor's best companions:
Sarah Jane, Romana II, Ace, Amy again
I wont disagree that a) Donna is not hot and b) Donna does not really the best qualities of a companion.
Oh, I forgot - The Doctor's worst companions:
Adric and Mel - how either of them lasted more than one season, I have no idea.
I don't know most of these people. I'm a goddamn bandwagon jumper
You didn't miss anything!
"Shortribs", "Sheepshanks", "Lacedlegs". I thought she was getting those names from the black ghettos.
In response to TCM's "Hail Satan" episodes, Thoom should make "Praise Jesus" episodes. Start with Jesus hates Zombies.
Didn't the Nazis have torture porn so it pre dates this comic. What about the Middle Ages and their paintings of hell or the Inquisition. Thoom don't know his Middle Ages.
Commenting on the CommentsSo you won't be dressing up as Anne Hathaway getting out of her car and exposing bush, then?
Anne Hathaway is a prime "A" slut. She wants to show the world her kitty. But she knows if she did it on "purpose" she would lose her career acting as the nice innocent somewhat asexual girl. And secret naughty girl that she is, she gets off playing the innocent. Wait. Why does that sounds familiar.
If being asexual is just a trendy "thing" people say they are, then that has to be the worst youth trend ever. Probably started by the Christian Right. They'll do anything to stop kids and the unmarried from fucking. -Now kids, go out and fuck somebody and not get pregnant or the religious terrorists win. Or if you do get preggers have an abortion, that'll show those freaks.
I'm getting an idea for a sci-fi story from that concept though. In the near future in reaction to overpopulation, asexuality becomes a trend. Nah, we'll try sterilization of the poor, TV death games, birth control in the water, soy based products that are people, pregnancy permits, robosex addiction all before we go asexual.
Speaking of 'near future' I saw a graph on io9 comparing the years a sci-fi was written in, compared to the year it was set in. Was the reasoning behind it cause tech is speeding up so the future arrives here faster or it's cheaper to make a movie if you just do a few future tweaks here and there.
Empire was great, Courtney used to remind me of Delfi, til this whole asexual phase.
Seriously of all movies to be sexless, Tron should not be. Wasn't, deleted love scene.
It's based in the internet. Where are the sexbots, the A.I sex programs, Sexy rule 63 Tron girl, and disease free sex orgies. Pron: The XXX Parody(part 2) sucked, background music stupid and not staying in the background and the only female on here somewhat "program" fit was Zoe Voss(Skip to 36:35 for her scene).
Original Dr Who sexless? What show were you watching?
1st Doctor-Sure the Doctor wasn't having sex cause his age but Barbara and Ian were constantly having sex, good thing she had the pill.
He left Susan behind because she was despoiled.
2nd Doctor- Gay.
3rd Doctor- Flamboyant but straight. He was a swinger, doing all his assistants.
4th Doctor- Sarah, Leela, Romana
5th Doctor- Well Teagan tried twice but he was all into Crickets.
6th Doctor-Why would he keep Peri around if not for her tits?
7th Doctor-Creepy Professor/student relationship with Ace.
Ah. Funny you should mention Aldric. When it originally aired I thought the Aldric character was pure genius. I didn't realize he was a bad actor. I thought he was playing the character as an alien not quite behaving human correctly. After all, his people were swamp lizards. While everyone else learned to play human he became a mathematical genius. So all his wrong decisions, his stumbling over lines, starring at the camera, wig off center, creepy looks were because he failed his Being Human classes.
I heard audio from when Hathaway was on Matt Lauer, and it's explained that if she had worn underwear, it wouldn't be flattering to her outfit. Oh well, the price of being fancy.
Tim should have me on his pro-Jesus episodes just so I can bash Jesus.
The second Doctor was straight. At least he was probably nailing Zoe. Although keeping Jaimie around does make him suspect.
"Adric" only got his job because the gay Doctor Who producer at the time had a crush on him.
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