Thursday, October 05, 2006

Episode 25 - Hail Satan!

PCX reviews Marvel Spotlight V1 #5
"He just asks that Crash Simpson be spared from the disease that's killing him."
"Let me tell you something right now. The very next words out of Satan's mouth..."
"...should be, 'That's it? That's all you want?! Goddamn, you're a loser!'"


Anonymous Starhawk said...

I'll be lucky if I can get past "Tooddles"...

Oh, no, WAIT; this is a STARHAWK podcast (aka the wild stuff ;-))... AND the beginning of "Tribute To Satan" month!

So wake up, strap on, Hail Satan; and enjoy the ride. Vroom, Vroom!

- Starhawk.asbestos.wontHelpUs.not.Burn

October 05, 2006 9:04 AM  
Blogger Trenchcoat Mafia said...

I sold my soul to Satan, and all I have to show for it is this friggin' podcast...

October 05, 2006 1:19 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

Good podcast. However, I think it was a little long for just one comic. (BTW, I happen to like the Daniel Ketch Ghost Rider. Penance Stare!) You guys used to cover two comics is 20 minutes less. Tho there was a LOT of content in just 18 pages. See Bendis! You don't have to decompress storylines for them to be good. Goddamn you, and your boitoy Quesada! And now I have my shocking pronouncement when I make my startling guest appearance on PodcastX. I'll probably listen again, and give a bit more detailed critique. I'm too tired now.

October 05, 2006 4:29 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

Oh yeah: the girl in Ginger Snaps who turns into the werewolf is HOT.

October 05, 2006 4:42 PM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

Go, Charles!

Satan won't allow us to turn this into the Ginger Snaps blog, but I must agree: Katherine Isabelle (aka Ginger) is the type of stuff that Rogue should have been cast from.

Shout outs to Emily Perkins for giving us such a smoldering Beatrice (as in, what kinky sexiness are you hiding under all of that angst, little sister), that this BLATANT promo for Ginger Snaps 2 seems almost unnecessary:

Buy Ginger Snaps 2! It is the ultimate sequal for any and every Ginger Snaps fan. Enjoy the multilayered evil. Tell 'em Starhawk sent ya.

'Nuff Said.


(Ignore GS3; pretend it never happened. Although KI remains just as smokin'.)

October 05, 2006 5:02 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

Sorry about this, Trenchcoat, but I had to tell you this: I got a Jack Chick tract today. It wasn't as much fun as the one you reviewed. Too much quoting from the bible, and not enough cheesy dialog. However, who ever draws these things is *really* good. Much better than, oh, say Jae Lee (no Jae, using shadows isn't a good cover for laziness.)

October 05, 2006 9:08 PM  
Blogger Trenchcoat Mafia said...

Fortunately, we can "preview" (i.e. read for free) any/all of the various Chick tracts at

Tell them Satan sent you!

October 06, 2006 9:53 AM  
Blogger Charles said...

How are the Jack Chick Tracts different from any of the other comics you've reviewed, Trenchcoat?

October 06, 2006 12:49 PM  
Blogger Trenchcoat Mafia said...


Well...all those other funnybooks can be easily downloaded and read as well, but only Chick's are conveniently available on just one page!

That, and of course the fact that the tracts are way more evil than any other comics that have ever been published, with the possible exception of Liberality for All.

October 06, 2006 3:41 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

Yeah, that's a good point. I mistyped. I was trying to suggest that you've d/led all your other comics too, so getting the Jack Chick tracts for free online isn't really a point in it's favor. It didn't work very well.

October 06, 2006 4:35 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

Hey Trenchcoat, a certain comic tracker that soundz like a cult FM station has a Verotix torrent up. Since you liked the brainfucking comic so much, I thought I'd give you the headsup. (see podcast #4, newbies.)

October 08, 2006 9:07 PM  
Blogger X MCTREKKIE said...


You really shoudn't encourage him...

October 08, 2006 11:28 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

Probably not. I almost d/led it myself, to see the infamous issue, but I stopped myself just in the nick of time. There's like 600 megs of these things, for corn's sake. I doubt they were color, so that's probably at least, oh say, 50 issues. (Accurate count, 69. Strangely appropriate)

October 09, 2006 12:13 AM  
Blogger X MCTREKKIE said...

Charles, you may be almost as evil as Trencho.

Trencho- If Alan Moore's daughter does get cancer- he's casting a spell on your ass. Count on it.

Starhawk - Great Job- I really liked this one. It had some sort of odd, mephistophelean undertone.

It was the perfect mix of boobs, bones and Beelzebub; and was replete with a hearty helping of hedonism.

You lose 2 points for never having seen Troma Team's Toxic Tome.

Then again, I have no clue what the fuck you and Charles are talking about re:Ginger Snaps- so wtf do I know?

PS. F you both for dissing my hero Batman. May his bastard child sneak into your basements- and disfigure, dismember, and then burn that smug expression off the faces of your Superman action figures.

PPS. The Superman/Batman comic is apocryphal. Bizarro Batman? No sale! Personally, I think Dan DiDio is really Bizarro.


October 09, 2006 1:31 AM  
Blogger Trenchcoat Mafia said...

Random Terrifying Thought of the Day:

What would a Bizarro Starhawk be like...?!

October 09, 2006 10:23 AM  
Anonymous kwahratS said...

Me am not coming to question this?

Evil spoken backwards is still Evil.

Me am good forward speller.


October 10, 2006 3:03 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

1st appearance of the Black Blaze.

As I said before, Scott Lobel's son committed suicide by getting cancer because of his father's bad writing.

So if when Johnny is the Ghost Rider, his skin and muscles either go transparent or they are replaced by hellfire, so he should still have a dick. After all his outfit still fills out like he has muscles.

When I was a kid I didn't understand why he hunted evil guys down. I always figured seeing a demon would reform a criminal. If I saw a laughing flaming skull headed biker coming down the road punishing criminals, that would just make Jesus my best friend. I bet Jack T. Chick wishes he had invented him.

I'm not sure Alan Moore would be the type to write a story in tribute to his dead daughter. He seems more the type to stop writing because she is dead, especially if it happened while she was mailing his manuscript or something related to writing. Or atleast he wouldn't print it if he did write it.

Bizarro StarHawk, that would be like a polite, non-flirty, non-sodomite, Christian, right?

May 12, 2011 10:24 AM  
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May 18, 2011 1:03 PM  

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