Sunday, October 12, 2008

Episode 99 - "The fire inside her will be put out!"

PCX reviews 1st Issue Special #4


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey guys, there's a con coming up in a fews weeks time over here.
Who should I cosplay as? She-Venom, Black Cat or Batwoman? And by Batwoman I mean this one: (Yes I do have that action figure)

I was also thinking about a girl Spawn, because this picture is cute:

So either way I feel like wearing a zentai suit.
Oh and I wouldn't wear a mask with Spawn or Venom.


October 13, 2008 8:16 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Zentai? Does that mean you're into spandex fetishism? I was hoping for you to wear a smaller bikini.

October 13, 2008 10:06 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

This is something that bothered me about stories in general. Where someone is identified by the clothes they wear, months or years from the initial contact, not superheroes outfits but certain boots or a jacket or even a t-shirt on a regular person. Don't they ever change clothes or get new clothes?

Bulletproof vest didn't really start getting regularly used until the 1980's in New York. In fact I think there used to be a big deal in the 80's about the city not supplying enough vests. Then in the 90's there was a big deal that the cops weren't wearing them.

I think the best rapist was the Invisible Man in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comics, They thought it was divine insemination.

I live in the projects and even when it was really bad in the 1980's they still had cops walking a beat around here til maybe after 2000, now they just drive in and out.

Vibe is from Detroit.

I always thought Lady cop died saving children in the first Crisis.

The girl said there hasn't been any other woman in her father's life since her mother died, why would she mention it? Why did the dad get so angry and then cry? I think the real reason the dad was crying was cause he has VD too. And he caught it from his daughter!

October 13, 2008 10:48 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, I vote Black Cat; though I'm guessing you won't since that would probably be the least challenging of those costumes to make.

Why wouldn't a cop wear their vest?! Oh, wait - the chick cops probably thought the vests made them look fat.

The Invisible Man got the funniest bits in both LOEG series: raping Pollyanna in the first one, and Hyde rape/murdering him in the second ("I saw to his end" indeed!)

I guess they ("they" being Gail Simone in this case) considered Lady Cop a better (or at least, slightly less offensive) character than Vibe, since LC's the one who got brought back to life somehow (though after all the various Crises, who knows for sure who's alive or dead in the DCU anymore?)

Okay, the father caught VD from the daughter who caught it from her boyfriend, but the boyfriend probably caught it from little five-year old whore Lisa from that Jack T. Chick comic.

October 13, 2008 1:40 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I vote for this Black Cat outfit, it's more challenging.

Actually the reasons many cops didn't wear them was cause, especially the earlier models, they were uncomfortable, scratchy and hot, too bulky, and sometimes they were outdated for the kinds of weaponry out on the streets.

Oops, I forgot Purple Man. He has mind controlled raped untold number of women. Seriously there should be dozens if not hundreds of purple kids in the Marvel universe.

October 13, 2008 8:32 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

The Purple Man plants post-hypnotic suggestions in his victims that compel them to kill their purple vagina monsters as soon as they're born. He never commands the bitches to just get abortions, though. He may be a rapist and murderer, but he's very pro-life.

October 13, 2008 9:26 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Speaking of Purple Man, Heroes, just introduced theirs.

October 14, 2008 10:01 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Well, it's not like that show's ever done anything original, so sure.

October 15, 2008 12:17 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Not so much, The powers seem mostly Marvel based while the origins of said powers seem more DC meta-gene. Then the characters seem to do stuff without logical resoning nor common sense. I keep hoping it'll do better. Too bad the writers strike stopped their original idea of a plague killing over 97% of the population. Maybe not, sort of figure they would time travel fix.

October 15, 2008 8:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My parents actually didn't have that much of a problem with me dressing as Black Cat.
I guess they figure it's just to a comic convention, not walking the streets.
Plus I'd have it zipped up a little higher than she wears it. I don't even have enough boobs for cleavage.

Never the less I found a grey unitard in a dance shop so Batwoman it is.

I must get around to listening to this podcast, haven't been in the mood to draw lately.


October 16, 2008 5:25 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

That's funny. Figure in the general population maybe 1 out of 20 male is a pervert. At a comic convention more than half are. On here almost all.

Guess you're going for this version. I saw this version at NYC Comiccon last year, but with more alterations, skirt smaller, to just below her butt, top was just more like a band of cloth over her boobs. And she was with bikini female Robin. I need to take pix next time.

You haven't listened to this podcast yet? Weird, I think there's a line about your safety, on this episode that might be foreshadowing.

And the bit of cleavage you shown on your pix is enticing

October 16, 2008 7:07 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I caught maybe a minute or two of Heroes once, and that was more than enough.

Courtney, your parents are way too jaded when it comes to you. Try telling them you want to go dressed like Red Sonja and see what happens.

Xantes, check CC's first post; she's talking about a chick version of the classic Batman costume. You knew she wasn't gonna dress up like Lesbo-Batwoman!

October 16, 2008 9:01 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Link wasn't working before, now it takes me to the entry page.

So you mean this Batgirl.
How about this situation Batgirl?

October 16, 2008 12:18 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

That uncrippled cougar Batgirl must have just time traveled into the present to have her way with underage Tim Drake, as we all know Dick Grayson prefers the company of Batmen.

October 17, 2008 1:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, what do you know I get cleavage when I cross my arms.

Oh and that red and black Batwoman costume is gorgeous. Too bad my boots and gloves are black so the suit has to be grey.


October 18, 2008 2:15 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Aha! So if you wear a Black Cat costume to the con, you'll be okay as long as you walk around with your arms crossed all day!

October 18, 2008 7:54 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

There's always the Wonderbra, if you want a little more cleavage. Ah, science.

October 18, 2008 8:21 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

from the desk of Trenchcoat Mafia, Champion of Truth:

Just a quick note here to remind everyone on this, the eve of game one of the 2008 World Series, to root for those scrappy underdogs, the Philadelphia Phillies!

Do they have a prayer? Well, probably not, given that they're playing a team that almost won a hundred games this season, but fuck Tampa Bay! Isn't Florida Deliverance country, anyway?! Watch yourselves bending over to pick up those balls, guys! It's not gonna be some Morganna the Kissing Bandit wannabe rushing onto the field; it'll be "Barney, the Buggering Butt Buddy"!

And you've gotta love the laughable arrogance of the Rays fans (all three of them) in feeling entitled to anything, let alone a series victory, after not supporting their own team all year long.

And what does any of this have to do with comics? Well, I was gonna say "nothing", but then I saw what kind of comic books they "create" in down there in Dixie!

See? Root for the Rays and the terrorists have won! Or something. I know I had a point in there somewhere. Anyway, GO, PHILS!

October 22, 2008 10:14 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...


You weren't the "Vericose Phillies superfan" fan I was targeting; nor are you the the one that suffers from Hubris.

But I can root for the Phils, if you like... you know how successful that has been in the past.

Actually go PCX and it's legion of 88+ subscribers as it marches to it's real 100th Episode:

No muss
No fuss
No comic fakery or falderal
No videos

Just 100 real reviews including time travel and a musical.

We at Trekkie's Journal will mark the release of Episode 100 with the drinking of Blood wine and the placement of Celebratory post which has been held in Stasis since Trekkie's Wrathy, bloggish beginnings.

(c'mon ya gotta admit the line "towlie for cowbell shining" was funny... I mean towlies? Would Chicago or NYC give out towlies?

Towlies? What is Philadelphia these days, the "city of broad cryers"?
"the city that ever-weeps"?

Little white towels made in China? That's a bad as rubber duckies as good luck charms...

uh, oh , uh- never mind.

Besides, you got your pre-venge.

Did you see the pictures of the new Enterprise and Crew on my Blog? You may lose a season... I've lost my franchise and my raison d'etre!

The only think I have to look forward to now is the Doctor Who Christmas Special-

Plastic surgeons in London must be very busy these days to prep these old fogies for filming:

Like some strange christmas Carol-

8 maids a milking-
7 lipos sucking-
One E-g-o Trip.

October 22, 2008 11:12 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Read Douglas Adams and learn respect for the mighty towel.

PS Christopher Walken said to tell you guys the "more cowbell" thing was just a joke.

October 22, 2008 11:57 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Oh man, that's one of the funniest comics I've ever read. I thought it was done by Jack Chick.

TCM - I'm surprised you root for any team. Would you watch Polo and root for a team? Probably not, you know by their manners and the way they speak it's a bunch of rich twats scratching their crab infested balls. So why watch any professional sport? It's a bunch of rich twats scratching their crab infested balls. Sure, many of them weren't rich til after they started playing professionally, but watching millionaires hit and chase a ball with or without a horse? Boring.

Watch professional sports and the millionaires have won.

MCT - And yes, the Mets and Yankees do give out towels on "Free Towel" day.

October 22, 2008 4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no idea what anyone is talking about, but no one wants to listen to your podcast Trekkie.
I listened to once and it was just you ranting about something.

Trenchcoooaaattt, when's the next episode up?


October 22, 2008 11:52 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

We were talking about baseball, it's a sport like cricket but more meaningless since we, americans play it. But somewhat dangerous, you can see from the undeserving stardom creating properties it has in "Bull Durham" and "League of their Own."

Courtney - I thought Trenchcoat would be too busy sneaking you out of, or himself into hotel rooms to post a podcast. After all, in this very episode he mentions you are only safe because you live on a little island in the pacific.

Trekkie has a podcast? I'll give it a try, but if there's too much Kahn, I'll shoot out my headphones.

October 23, 2008 3:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh, sports.

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys that I'm not going to America until next year now.
Why couldn't Wall Street have commit suicide a few weeks later?

But yeah, that's totally what would have happened if I did meet Trenchcoat.


October 23, 2008 5:17 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Once again, I say your parents should have given you a spanking at an earlier age, Courtney-

I wasn't pimping, nor do I have a have a PodCast... for the exact reason you've mentioned.

Also I'm not a big fan of solo casts in general.

I did a fake Khan show once which is a riff on a movie you're not old enough to know about called the "King of Comedy".

Khan was a creation for an episode we did a long time ago.

I can't seem to find Khan around here anyway, since I yelled at him for trying to cook one of my cats.

XF- NY teams give out towels? I was thinking something with more of a Wall Street motif- like those old GI Joes with the parachutes- only with dudes in Business Suits jumping out of buildings. Little billy can play with "Suicidal executive Ken doll"

Barbies for the girls, as they sue struggling husband Ken and go off with "Lori the Lesbian Lawyer" doll.

Free team towlies.


The only common denominator among all these cities is that in each case you go home on the subway after the game and that you need something to wipe the seat before you sit down.

Actually this Rays/Phils thing is a win- win for me, no matter who wins.

Ps- XF I have been following your comments here for some time. You are a funny man.

Frightening, but funny.

You, sir, need a Blog. That would be some good stuff.

October 23, 2008 8:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Trekkie, you know deep down I kinda like you. I'll take any excuse to abuse you though.


October 23, 2008 8:52 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Courtney - You're not here? You mean I've been crawling around in hotel vents for nothing? Why couldn't you come to america while the stock markets crashed? It's not that dangerous, they safety sealed most of the newer buildings' windows so that the brokers can't jump out.

Trekkie? "...for an episode...?" "I can't seem to find Khan around here anyway" Sort of delusional on that point, sort of like this guy.

A blog seems like too much work. I rather leech onto someone else efforts.

October 23, 2008 11:04 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


If all goes well, #100 is going up Saturday night (or as you call it, Sunday morning.)

PCX Nation (i.e. Team X + everyone who listens),

And never fear; just because it's an anniversary episode, it's not a "clip show" or anything lame like that.


I may watch/listen to the Phillies on TV/radio but in my defense, I don't add to their lavish salaries by going to see them play (as if normal people can afford what they charge for a ticket these days anyhow!)

And, wow. Shatner really is scum on the bottom of shoes of scum. Hell, if he hadn't killed his third wife and gotten away with it, I'd have no respect for him at all.

October 23, 2008 10:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh goody, then I'll go an Skype an harrass you.
That's what my mum says I do, because she can't believe any adult can put up with me for hours at a time.


October 24, 2008 5:18 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Courtney - What, she doesn't watch any of those Lifetime channel "stalking/kidnapping underage girl via the internet" dramas? (I just watch them to see where the guy messes up.)

Shatner's canadian, what do you expect from country folk.

TCM - Oh, not directly but you're contributing to their salaries by watching/listening to the games, and later talking about it with friends or co-workers. See it makes the people who aren't into sed sport want to be part of the fun and then they end up going to a game, buying the "We're #1"finger, beer and hot dogs, etc, just to fit in.

And also since baseball is such a boring sport, they have to constantly drink. That what alcoholics really are, suppressed bored-out-of-their minds baseball fans. Remember "Field of Dreams?", supposedly a true story about people playing baseball with ghosts. Nope, a bunch of delusional drunks puking in a cornfield.

October 24, 2008 10:30 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


I'm used to dealing with, um, "extreme" personalities. You're only about three-fourths as intense and hyper as Starhawk, for example.


Ahh, let the fake fans have their fun; as long as they don't cross the line into "cowbell territory". Because really, what's up with that?!

If you think Field of Dreams is bad (and it is), you should see the "Federation baseball" episode of Deep Space Nine. Though Ezri Dax did look highly fuckable in her little uniform.

October 25, 2008 8:06 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Like Ezri Dax wasn't fuckable at any other time. She seemed like the cute small quiet girl whose innocence you would love to corrupt and buy her sextoys she would be too embarrassed to buy herself.

While Jadzia was the type of girl who would have the latest sextoys, probably the sextoy industries would send her samples to test. And when you walked into her home you might be concerned that she might knock you out and you would wake up, tied up and getting reamed with her turbovibrator. But you would still walk in anyway.

October 25, 2008 9:39 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

There are plenty of pretty female cops.

Its the 70's, this was progressive.

Cops patrol rooftops in projects.

You forget to mention the bitch factor in Cemetery Man, he had just chopped his dick off for her when she proclaims she loves sex, after she's been raped.

70's remember, budget strapped NYC, no money for second cuffs.

Patrol on foot, 70's.

70's, Vibe's not that old.

Store owner can't let a rep of letting shoplifters steal stuff get started, and this is before Reagan and his drug empire, so guns weren't aplenty.

TCM PSA- The Vagina is a petri dish, women are primarily responsible for the existence and perpetration of Sexually transmitted diseases.

So it's okay For Kingsley to be so gay?

August 04, 2011 5:25 AM  

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