Saturday, June 19, 2010

Episode 149 - "My name is MORONICA!"

PCX reviews Dizzy Dames #1


Blogger XantesFire said...

I think the big problem with Dizzy Dames is it's not realistic, it needs more sex. Like in the first story, I can't figure out how they caused $8400 in damages but even if they did all the manager can think of for them to pay him back is checking hats and selling cigarettes? They should have shown him getting his money back from the girls by getting blowjobs and assfucking them.

Second story same. She gets accepted into the chimp tribe because she gives them bjs and lets herself get assfucked.

With the Moronica story, again missed oppurtunties for sex scenes, TV guy could have taken her back into the truck for a private screen test and later the cops could have given her a taste of their nightsticks.

By the way, a hooker in your backseat is a bad prize. First you gotta pay her and later you have to dispose of her when she's dead.

Text story, again bj's and assfucks.

Minnie story could have been an interacial prison gang-bang story.

And Dee Licious' story about how lucky she was to trade-in her bicycle for a horse, they cut out the part that shows how she really did it. You guessed it- blowjobs and assfucks.

June 20, 2010 11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was that final clip taken from? It was hilarious!

I'm glad I'm an honorary boy. A title which I have recieved from several different people.

June 21, 2010 9:59 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yeah, but I thought getting that title from Starhawk was one of the reasons you didn't like him. Well it was actually when he used to acuse you of being a boy, but I think it's just that he thought you were Kid Mission again.

What clip? There was a clip on this episode?

June 22, 2010 9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the end of the episode.

Oh and I hate Starhawk for reasons other than that. He didn't grant me honorary boy status, he said I actually was a boy.

June 23, 2010 3:59 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, the book would have been better if they had just gone ahead and made it a straight-out porn comic, but I guess no one had discovered sex yet back in the stone age (i.e. 1952.)

I kept trying to top the improved scenarios you came up with for each of the stories, but eventually gave up; the only thing I could come up with to make Dizzy Dames perfect would be that you'd have the comic's plots, all of your "edits", and maybe they could include a pair of 3-D glasses with the book just to make everything that much more realistic. I mean, I for one have no problem with the idea of having Moronica's titties for example jutting right out of the page into my face.

Courtney, aw c'mon; Starhawk doesn't hate you...

The clip was from Big Train, a sketch comedy show I have to credit Xantes for bringing to my attention. I'm just stunned that you of all people actually listened any part of a solo episode!

"Honorary boy", huh? Well yeah, you're lucky you've got the best of both worlds in that you've got all the looks of a hot chick, but not the barely functioning brain that usually comes with those looks.

June 23, 2010 9:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been sewing and painting alot lately so I'm running out of things to listen to.

June 24, 2010 2:27 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

That's what it was. I couldn't find it even thought I thought for sure I had found it before while looking for "crazy feminist, sex is rape."

Comics had sex almost immediately. Porn, humanitiy's gift to the universe.

Have you tried those old radio shows like I said?

June 24, 2010 12:11 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Podcast X: When you've already listened to everything else!

"Crazy feminist". Well, there's a redundant term if I ever heard one.

The scene where we learn that Silk Spectre's mom apparently pleasures herself to all the Tijuana bibles about her was probably the funniest bit in Watchmen.

I'd completely forgotten you'd sent any recent-ish OTR link(s) until you just reminded me now; resend? Otherwise I might run out of things to listen to and be so desperate that I listen to Courtney's solo podcast again (Ha! Payback! Uh, I mean "just kidding", Courtney...)

June 26, 2010 7:35 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I thought we all listened to Thoom when we ran out of everything else.

Just put a search for "Old Time Radio" and "X minus one." Also try Librivox, it's a project to copy all literature into audio. I wish they had this when I was in school. I could have played video games and listened to a book at the same time, instead of handing in incompletes.

June 26, 2010 9:07 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I think we all listen to THOOM! mostly to make sure that Cousin Oliver-- I mean Wicked Truth-- I mean Downcast never comes back.

I found an X Minus One site that looks like it'll work; they should have been putting up web pages like this back when I was actually buying semi-legal old time radio CD-Rs (which tend to be pretty cheap, but still...)

Hey, these Librivox people must be prudes or something. Where's Justine? Where's The Story of O? Where's the novelization of Deep Throat?

June 27, 2010 1:24 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Just put a search for x Minus on Itunes.

I don't think Librivox censors. They only do books in the public domain and someone has to volunteer to read it. Don't know why Justine hasn't been made, but Story of O is still copyrighted.

Here's another set of story podcasts, Scifi,
Horror. Meanwhile science.

June 27, 2010 11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Evil Dead costume preview

June 29, 2010 2:57 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, thanks for those; I've been into audio drama ever since I was a kid and the big AM station here in Philly would run old time radio shows (probably) as cheap filler. Meanwhile, some of it was so brilliantly dark (an adaptation of "There Will Come Soft Rains" comes to mind) it'd make you wanna slash your wrists. I mean that as a compliment to the stuff, btw.

Courtney, in the interest of...accuracy (yeah, that sounds pretty convincing), I just want to point out that Ash never wore any kind of undergarment under that torn blue shirt!

On a related note, I hope Tim sees all those pictures of you as Dr. Girlfriend and Hit Girl on your DA site, so he'll finally understand why J.D., Starhawk, Xantes and probably 99% of Podcast X and THOOM! listeners (I'm guessing 1% of our audience could be gay, blind, or both) lust after-- I mean, appreciate you so much.

Now, for myself, on a completely innocent note of course, let me be the first one to suggest going with a Dr. Mrs. Monarch costume for Supanova 2011. What? That's a racy breast-and-thigh-exposing outfit? Nooo, It's just a continuation of the whole Venture Bros. theme is all...

June 30, 2010 10:31 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Apes or "apes?"

Bikes used to be expensive and horses cheaper plus as I said before, off scene bjs.

Also search "Suspense", on Itunes.

September 26, 2011 12:45 AM  

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