Thursday, April 01, 2010

Episode 144 - "Good-bye, cruel world!"

PCX reviews Mickey Mouse (comic strip)
10/08/1930 - 10/24/1930 (part 3 of 3)

12 Comments:

Blogger XantesFire said...

Nazi Duck.

I wonder if there are bestiality laws in an animal world where there are the human smart ones and the dumb animal types. It would be so easy for a human cat lady to take in toms and have her own private harem.

Minnie left Mickey? So what? now all he has to do is set some humane traps to catch his new girlfriend.

The main idea behind Maus is so flawed to me. The jews are mice? A jewish guy wrote that jews are like disease carrying vermin that people set traps and sic their cats on? Or maybe he understands what jews are?

April 02, 2010 9:47 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I wouldn't say it's bestiality if a human-minded cat bitch was letting cats with standard animal brains fuck her; that's no different than how human men, who possess fully-functioning brains that operate on logic nonetheless fuck human women, lower-- I mean, simpler forms of life whose smaller brains operate on emotion, as opposed to anything resembling actual thought.

Mickey just "trapping" himself a new girlfriend is too funny. That was probably the next chapter.

And from the Department of Ominous Foreshadowing:

Yeah, there are definitely some really basic problems with Maus that no critic has had the balls to point out. Yet.

April 03, 2010 4:12 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

It's this weird logic misstep I've noticed people have here in the U.S. I wonder if it's world wide. In the cartoons people root for the mouse, they want him to outwit the cat and get the cheese, but in reality people want the cat to kill the mouse. I keep pointing this out to people and they are either astonished that they've been pro-vermin or they deny the evidence.

I'm not referring to trainables. I'm comparing the animal-animal types to the untrainables or imbeciles class handicapped, those that you can barely teach to pull their pants down when they take a crap. I know in some places it's illegal to have sex with untrainable handicaps and sometimes even with trainables, as long as their mental status is considered child-like.

Howard's first film

April 03, 2010 10:23 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I'm sure people are all like, "But Jerry's a cartoon mouse!" as if that makes him any less of a vile, diseased rodent.

Until now I always thought it was illegal even for retards to fuck retarded chicks; now I'm wondering what's stopping them from just breeding themselves a retard army and taking over the world.

April 05, 2010 7:29 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Gee, I don't know why that thought never occured to them. Maybe they're retarded or something?

April 06, 2010 9:07 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Nope, just Americans.

Yeah it's legal but sometimes they need to get permission from their doctors and/or guardians, depending on how retarded they are and the state is.

April 06, 2010 10:44 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

You guys just made me wonder if there's such a thing as retard porn (I mean, aside from Paris Hilton's sex tape.) And before you inevitably find an sample of it, Xantes, yeah, I'm guessing now there probably is...

April 07, 2010 11:19 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Oh, there is and I'm not posting it cause some of it creeps even me out. And I can't find the insanely funny one I would have.

April 08, 2010 4:27 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I'd think you'd post it just to make Tim feel all guilty and ashamed when he inevitably clicks on the link.

April 09, 2010 12:56 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Who said Tim's not in them?

Tsk, tsk. What the hell is wrong with the third world? Okay, I understand, it's his wedding night, he want to bust her open, but if she's bleeding alot after a day he should have had her checked out. Now he's out two goats.

April 10, 2010 8:43 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

You know, they make it sound all bad that the guy was "at least twice her age", but since when is 24 too old for anything? And just because everyone thinks I'm less than sensitive, I admit I laughed out loud just at seeing that headline. Besides, you know anything that begins, "Yemeni Child Bride..." isn't gonna end well.

April 10, 2010 8:21 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Suicide in cartoons was not a big thing when you knew children weren't so easily influenced by cartoons. Everyone used to do it, Bugs, Woody, Daisy.

Ewoks and Wookies are obviously brown people, not black. They are racist representatives of South American and Island Natives.

Companies should not last forever, when they do they weaken the human spirit.

I don't understand why they make Tyroc out to have a racist origin. The island he lived on was populated by a shipload of escaped black slaves. Not all the black people in the world.

Yemeni child brides, seems like it was yesterday.

September 20, 2011 2:56 AM  

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