Monday, December 01, 2008

Episode 104 - "THE Mortimer Money?"

PCX reviews Help! #13
(part 2 of 3)

30 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus Trekkie, you really are turning into a Southerner.
There's nothing nice about people who rant about things they have no knowledge of.

Metal is a pretty cheesy genre, but most other genres are too slow and pussified for me.
I like Rob Zombie, Rammstein and Dethklok.

You guessed right, Khan is in Australia.

I don't need to be paid to listen, just hearing our Lord Trenchcoat's voice is reward enough.

From these podcasts I'm assuming you guys have never seen a happy marriage.
Why, my parents are like Morticia and Gomez. Both my grandparents have stayed together forevers too.
There are women out there who aren't quite so self-centered and shallow.

Loving that break song, what is it?

I saw a complete collection of New Yorker cartoons. It was massive, not to mention expensive.
I knew the illustrator of Alice In Wonderland had once worked on it.
Some of the artwork was interesting, but there were no jokes, it was just dull.

What's a hipster?

Courtney

December 02, 2008 9:18 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

MY Rants?

Have you heard TM talk about the glorious loss of the Space shuttle or that the people that died in 9/11 deserved it?

He doesn't believe that really.

Or does he?

I will probably tire of it one day - but for now I DO very much like to get TM's goat so that being Lord and savior to all you people doesn't go to his head. :-)

He calls me out on that behavior in this podcast.

eh
Many of my rants are just silly.

For example- it's more than likely I'm not pro lynching, and of course there are the same issues in Gay marriage (spousal abuse) as in regular marriage.

As for marriage length
My Grandparents were married 62 years, and I doubt my Grandpop was really happy one single day. Except when the Phillies won in 1980. I think I saw him smile. Maybe he just had extra whisky in his HiBall that day.

Gomez and Morticia? That does take me back a few years. Perhaps I did believe in marriage ... once.

In time you will come to understand that Marriage is a faux yellowbrick road leading to sugar candy mountain- yet underneath the holographic rose petals which cover the road is broken glass, sulphuric acid and hot coals. Once you arrive at sugar candy mountain with your now bloody/stumpy self which has been kept barely alive by being pumped full of Viagra, porn, and statins, and you find it's actually divorce court and you lose half your stuff and a huge vulture grabs you by the head,takes you back to the start of the road and drops you... only because it has given you a concussion, you forget the evils and duplicity of that devil woman thing and you start the long march all over again.

Good one you for putting us all onto the Mightly Boosh. Took me a while to get into it. Good stuff.

The eps are uneven but the one where they are in search of the "New Sound" is now burned into my brain.

Yours,

Howard Moon

December 02, 2008 11:01 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Courtney -What's my reference to the Lisa Tract? I mean it was inspired by it but what's the ref you mean, was I so obvious?

Hipsters are rich kids pretending they are so alternative/independent it becomes a mainstream fashion chic.

That Galactus is a screen shot from Marvel:Ultimate Alliance game, proving that Galactus didn't have to be a cloud in the movie and that CGI will eventually conquer the movie industry, except for people who still shun talkies.

"Jesus Trekkie?" You maybe right, he did refer to himself as lord and savior.

Doesn't TCM already share his PB&J with kindergardeners? His way of picking up chicks.

How many Trekkies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, one to screw it in and one to complain how much better the light was in the original series.

Is that a Mudd reference? He ran to Florida to escape Ms. Trekkie.3. I now pic Trekkie as Harry Mudd.

A democrat can pretend to be a republican easier that a republican can pretend to be a democrat? A Mirror universe reference?

Of course you should care if a lobotomized chick has an orgasm, she might bite your dick off when she cums.

Farmham in Farmham's Freehold wasn't rascist. He was a realist, he accepted that blacks were in control, but he wanted to be a freeman.

"Number of the Beast", is where Heinlein seems to care too much for his characters to kill off and pervey enough to have all of them to start having sex wth each other. Incest especially.

When I was a teen I remember finding in a used book store an old mag I think was titled Kinder Frauleins Lager. It had
really young(underaged?) and malnorished looking girls being tortured and fucked by german soldiers in what looked like concentration camps. It was all black and white and some pix looked messed up, so I didn't buy it. Wish now I had, I don't think they were real concentration camp pix, but it was still a fucked up mag.

"When I see the adverts on TV of the children in poverty, I just cry. I mean, I'd like to be skinny like them and all but not with the flies and death and stuff" -Mariah Carey

December 02, 2008 3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I live in Never Neverland, also known as Naivety island. It's nice here.
But if I don't get married that means I have to have a career or a little job I don't like. Boulderdash, nuts to that...Boulder-nuts!

Yes, the Mighty Boosh is indeed awesome. That episode is one of my favourites. Good music.
I believe I may be a part of the Boosh-verse.
And you are totally Howard.

I have Ultimate Alliance, the graphics in the cut-scenes were really good. Alot of those villains were laughable until I saw them in that game.

Oh, so that's a hipster...Fuck them, we just call them pretentious douche-bags over here.
Speaking of labels, other than geeky and insane I can't really find any labels that suit me.

When I see those ads on TV I cry because I know my parents are paying for them. Our sponsor child is called Boba. Which is kind of cool, Boba Fett.
But they don't speak a word of English so we get some weird letters with drawings of nothing in particular.

Courtney

December 02, 2008 9:12 PM  
Anonymous thoom said...

Handing out fuck yous for Part One of this travesty.

Fuck TCM for trying to regulate the Mighty THOOM! as a West Coast PCX.

Fuck Trekkie and the liberal media for trying to blame African Americans-in-California-finally getting-off-their-back-sses to vote for the reason Prop 8 passed.
It's a way sensationalize and demonize black folks as ignorant, but black people make up less than 10 percent of the folks in California. If Every black person in the state voted for prop 8, it could not have passed without the majority vote: Whites Mexicans Asians, etc. All of California said "no" to a progressive stance toward gays, and judging by this current episode of PCX, so does Trekkie.

And yes, you are right, Trekkie. I should argue with T-Mafia more often, like you do. It makes for a more entertaining show. Like Abbott and Costello. I am listening to your "classic PCX schtick" with TCM right now and itszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

December 02, 2008 11:27 PM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Thoom, actually it was the Black Christian WOMEN that messed things up for the gays in California.

No OF COURSE the black vote didn't (and couldn't statistically) change the outcome in your State.

There is, however, something to the notion that Black women are NOT too tolerant of Gay men. That should change, me thinks.

Why are you listening to (very highly downloaded) Classic PCX with T Mafia? Is he making internecine trouble again? Tomorrow he'll call me and bust on you again.

What a hoot- That rapacious scoundrel!

Classic PCX - It was what it was- the show has changed now. Xantes said it best: I change the light bulb by leaving then complain that the classic light bulb was better.

Actually Xantes IS a funnier Trekkie- one with the internal governer/censor off; As he likes Omega Man, and actually read Farhnam's freehold. (and yes he is right, Farnham was NOT bigoted)

It's a catch 22-If I actually support Heinlein too loudly TM calls me a Coors drinkin' Nazi and it slows the show to a halt.

In his later books Heinlein always seemed to justify incest. I mean "To sail beyond the sunset"... is that a metaphor for "go back in time and hump your own mama?"

Lazarus Long. Sounds like an old testament porn name. Only in the Bible is "Blow -JOB" both an activity and an order.

The old testament is actually pretty cool. Every third page you'll find someone begetting or humping or coveting another's begetting.

(TRUE- TRY IT!)

Thoom- I listened to your Worst Comics ever 'cast (11/09) and actually liked it- so there. I still wish you would fix your apparent wireless connection (Skype latency) but the content was pretty good. I liked the disclaimer at the start bumper to your show. I should have thought of that YEARS ago when I still had a modicum of control over this zombie podcast.

I Want-

No, I demand-

More (darker) Courtney- a Xantes Fire digital short if unavailable for Skype and perhaps "commentary" by Thoom- like a west coast Andy Rooney.

You've found your Voice again Thoom- do some audio critique!

Where is Starhawk these days?

Now He was classic PCX.

Xantes - if you keep up with the Blogging you should take up the mantle of the Trekkie. X is the end of the Alphabet so TM will have to give you my spot on the Magnificent Seven Leader Board.

I think the litmus test is this:

Tomato paste.

Whichever of us can make Tomato Paste funny wins the coveted PCX Magnificent Seven link.

I'll give you a mulligan though- feel free to send ME a non sequitur of your choice.

oh, and PS-

It's pictured backwards on your blog, Xantes- I think that Courtney is somewhere in Australia spanking KHAN.

PPS- I had it wrong.

Marriage is NOT like a long road of Broken Glass and acid. It's more like Prometheus Bound with a soul-less big boobed Valkyrie twice daily ripping out your heart and scouring your pockets for loose change.

December 03, 2008 12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look what you've done Trekkie, you've made Timmy angry! You monster!

Oh and marriage has been a horrible experience for you because you've clearly made poor decisions.
How long have you known each Mrs.Trekkie and where did you meet them?
Oh and were they younger or older than you?

Courtney

December 03, 2008 5:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CTHULUHMAS IS COMING!

Courtney

December 03, 2008 5:38 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

First off:

Why are you listening to (very highly downloaded) Classic PCX with T Mafia? Is he making internecine trouble again?

Wow, Trekkie. Are you really this paranoid or is this some kind of weird shtick? I haven't talked to Tim since early October, if you must know. And the very topic of old PCX (Classic PCX is #1-74) never came up. And to make internecine trouble "again", I'd have to have done it before. Um, which of us was the one who made the admittedly unstable Wicked Truth feel so unwelcome here...?

Tomorrow he'll call me and bust on you again.

Excuse you? I hope you think that's a joke ("Ha ha ha! Get it? I'm creating 'internecine trouble!' Ha ha ha!"), otherwise you can explain to everyone why you're flat-out lying now. Y'know, Tim, I did bring you up recently to Trekkie...in saying I thought you showed a lot of class in telling all of us to lay off him because he had a rough year.

Have you heard TM talk about the glorious loss of the Space shuttle or that the people that died in 9/11 deserved it? He doesn't believe that really. Or does he??

Yes, I do (as you well know.) In fact, I (proudly!) stand by every word of every opinion I've ever expressed on the show. For that matter, you know what'd be awesome? If the space shuttle crashed into the World Trade Center! Ha! Talk about killing two birds with one stone...

Xantes, Now that I've seen the brilliant Doom/Jesus tract, damn straight you get listed on the main page! Trekkie, there's no need for a blog deathmatch here as I just deleted a redundant link (the terrific Geek Brunch is part of the already-linked-to Comic Book Noise family of 'casts.)

Courtney, the break song is "Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott (from 1937!) And since you brought up the forthcoming holiday, I should mention the Cthulhumas/"Return of..." episode, which I said was gonna be #106 is now #107 (don't even ask) which means one more Trekkie ep. after #105. Which in turn means Cthulhumas comes early for Trekkie superfan Charles, huh?

Hey, where is Charles, anyway?

December 03, 2008 10:07 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Thoom - Stop, stop calling it left wing liberal media. Media is barely left wing. Most of it is corporate own by a few mega conglomerates that are anti-liberal, anti-progressive, anti-individual, pro-war, pro-right wing, pro-propaganda, pro-1984.

This is Liberal Media examing the facts on Prop 8.
This is Fake Right-Wing Media supplying the facts on Prop 8.
This is Real Right-Wing Media skewing the facts on Prop 8.

Holiday Carol.

And that Heidi Klum/Guitar Hero commercial, the right wing ass was making out to be the great corrupter of children.

December 03, 2008 10:36 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Oh.

He meant listening to the Eps Featuring TCM not listening with TCM.

oops.

Nevermind.

Perhaps I'm the troublemaker.

perhaps.

And Courtney there was one woman - - once - from a time long long ago and it's funny that you should have referenced Gomez and Morticia as she and I went to a Holoween Party (Ironically, it was hosted by the lead Comic Book Hater) She was dressed as Gomez of course- because she was...shorter?

Anyhow. I have strange memories of that night. My fake boobs - they chafed me so. She was funnier and (street)smarter than me, and TMafia liked her, and thought she was the best for me- so of course she had to go.

I don't care if I die miserable and alone, as long as TMafia remains confounded.

So do you have an opposite number (partner in crime) at school, Courtney? Anyone that you could Create a digital short with that that could air as a PCX break song/Easter egg?

December 03, 2008 11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I already recorded me playing Pistolero on my guitar for my next podcast.
I don't go to school anymore, but I have plenty of friends almost as wacky as I am.

Oh and I meant to ask awhile ago, who the Hell is Virtual girl? Hulu only works in Americaland.

Lord Trenchcoat, could you just not play the final part of this review? It's LLLLAAAAAAMMMEE! Not because of you of course.

Courtney

December 03, 2008 10:34 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

The Virtual girl clip Trekkie had put was when Olivia Munn was on the Spike Feresten show. She did a pov clip where she was dressed as Sailor Moon and she was doing all the things a sterotypical nerd would want. It was semi-funny. I find much of G4 comedy to be somewhat funny but more of a waste of time when you realize how much time you spent watching it.

Pistolero?

Ballad of Pistolero?

Pistolero? Hope you mean this one.

December 04, 2008 8:45 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Xantes.

I just re-read you comments

Yes, I am indeed Harry Mudd (and Howard Moon).

And yes, TM was right Mrs Trekkie did truly shriek before I learned to put Paxil and Rufies in her nightly Ovaltine

I now, however, find myself on a planetoid populated by old saggy women and dopey young things.

My days and nights are like a Bob Hope road movie without the Bing.

PCX

TCM promises that 105 will be funny. Let's hope so. If it's not the villagers will come after me with torches and pitchforks.

ps-

yes, G4 does suck- but it was started by Comcast- so what do you expect? That Olivia Munn Bit from "Talk Show" was funny, though, in a kind of insulting way. After watching I immediately spat out my cereal and wiped the cheeto dust from my fingers and gulped down more grape soda. I resent that they were playing with Light sabers rather than DS9 Action figures with super Trill on Trill action.

pps during "jamaharon' Does the Trill inside Dax have it's own Orgasm, or like is it a combo platter?

December 04, 2008 10:29 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Well Florida is our most fucked up state.

You got retired elderly. Old aristocratic refugees from Cuba. Young thugs from South America. Lost rednecks from the other southern states. Migrating homeless people. Tourists who stay thinking everyday would still be a vacation. Drunk college kids waiting for their parents to send them a return home bus ticket. Bible thumpers, well they go everwhere.

December 04, 2008 4:16 PM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Florida?
yes. The whole state is Disney world

This place is the result of the Social Darwin Diaspera.


I've dated one of each of your make and models listed above. I especially liked the experience with the cuban homeless woman. No teeth, and she took her pay in plantains and faux diluthium crystals.

I occurred to me, Xantes ,that as you work in Transit you must have seen... everything You should do a podcast from the MTA one day. THAT would be cool. PODCAST X Hits the streets, baby.

December 04, 2008 6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course I mean Pistolero by Juno Reactor from Once Upon a Time In Mexico.

I used to watch AOTS ages ago, until I grew a brain.

I hate when you guys talk about local stuff.
I need to get another Aussie on here.

Courtney

December 04, 2008 8:16 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

XF: Well Florida is our most fucked up state.

I'm Trenchcoat Mafia, and I endorse this message.

CC: Lord Trenchcoat, could you just not play the final part of this review? It's LLLLAAAAAAMMMEE! Not because of you of course.

MCT: TCM promises that 105 will be funny. Let's hope so. If it's not the villagers will come after me with torches and pitchforks.

Of course, some things are "funny" because they're so awful...

Courtney, let me know if you'll be needing any torches or pitchforks.

December 04, 2008 9:42 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Okay I admit I skim thru the Feed, I find anything of interest on it, I google it for more info. And I still watch Fresh Ink, I usually agree with Blair Butler, plus she's a kooky geekgirl.

Trekkie - I was thinking about doing a transit pod, problem is I might tell too much, it can become a security risk. Nothing terrorist level (okay maybe a thing here and there, aw man, the tunnels, the tunnels.), but mostly things I would prefer petty crooks didn't know.

December 04, 2008 10:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought I'd ask you guys for advice on this one.
What's sexier: Hair up or down?
I'm going to a kinky boots party. I've got my knee high bright red boots. Little black spandex dress.
I'm kinda going for a 60's go-go dancer look, so I was even considering pig tails.

Courtney

December 05, 2008 12:20 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

TCM would tell you to dress as salor moon. That's what MS. Munn did in that Vid you can't see,

Didn't they havbe long hair straight down in the 60's? My 60 heroine? Agent 99:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w43/minders1960/entertainment/agent99.jpg

That is a late 60's look to me. Also look for "Diana Rigg" from The Avengers. (TV)

http://www.econ2.uni-bonn.de/schweinzer/pix/Diana.Rigg.01.jpg

Xantes- Actually TCM will tell you I am a city planning/transit geek- and wanted to work for SEPTA (inepta) a long time ago but I was thinking more along the lines of:

"man on the street (platform) interviews" with an Ipod or other digital recorder:

Q: "So what did you think of the deleted scenes form the Hulk?"

"Does Janet Pym have a social disease?"

We all wanted to do that years ago. (not my idea) but a good one nonetheless.

December 05, 2008 8:50 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Go totally Sailor moon and do pigtails and hair up and hair down.

But seriously, there are parties based on that movie? Were there wild sex acts in "Kinky Boots?"

I was thinking of doing something like that at the next NYC Comiccon. Fake my credentials, and ask really bizarre questions. "When finally zombified, what part of the human body do you look forward to eating?" or "What's the first comic book you masturbated to? Did your mom find out?"

December 05, 2008 11:01 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Xantes-

re: your blog- why not just call it "Xantes spankorama?" Sailor Moon in kinky boots makes my head hurt.

As for your last question- that's easy- the 1978 She Hulk/Wonder Woman mudwretling corssover. Magic Lasso revealed that Jennifer actualy preferred women (and by extension- bondage).

December 05, 2008 11:54 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, I thought you were just cutting-and-pasting together these pics, but now I suspect you secretly own the world's only box of Adult Colorforms.

Courtney, I vote pigtails since there's nothing sexier than the "little girl" look.

Well, except little girls.

Trekkie, re: Does Janet Pym have a social disease?

Now is not the time for Wasp jokes, you insensitive bastard! I mean, wait 'til she's been dead a few days!

Sike. Bitch was a total whore.

December 05, 2008 8:08 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Trekkie - Your head must hurt constantly, Sailor Moon been wearing kinky boot for decades.

Wasp is dead? What STD got her?

TCM - I wish, colorforms would be easier, actually directly dressing Courtney and posing her would be easier.

December 05, 2008 8:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, it's not based on the movie, it just entails the guests wearing fetish shoes.

What is it with everyone wanting to dress me? My mum, my bff, they all like going through my wardrobe.

So I have decided straight hair with a bit of a kick at the ends in pigtails with a head band or a bakerboy cap.

I wish I had a white bob-cut wig, now that would be cool.

I've finished Tafe and now I'm bored, call me sometime TC!

Courtney

December 05, 2008 11:10 PM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Wow. Looking over my old posts it's clear I'm getting dyslexia. My monitor is my HDTV so typing and reading comix becomes a challenge from 5' away.

Anyhow Courney

Watch this vid- hang in there 'til the 1 minute mark. Late 60's Purple haired moon chicks wearing nothing but what appears to be aluminum foil mini skirt/dresses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8RfzkhqBLY

Plus I post this to annoy TM, who hates Gerry Anderson series as they about things and not people.

---
Xantes- I don't know much about Sailor moon, (A little) although the Japanese Hentai Schoolgirl thing is familiar.

IS Xantes Fire from World of Warcraft?
If so he should have plus four spanking powers, with a spell/ dice/cast for "unyielding iron hand"

That shit on your blog is too funny.

December 06, 2008 10:22 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Trekkie - Please never call me funny. When someone does, I try to be funny and then I fail.

World of Warcraft, no, please. I try to avoid the games cause I get really addicted.

That's UFO? I loved that show when I was a kid, I didn't know that's what it was called. Must buy boxset.

Courtney - I don't know why everyone else wants to dress you, the reason I want to is cause I'm a pervert.

How about 1970's Saturn Girl? Or any of the 1980's female Legionaires, their costumes were mostly just bikinis and kinky boots.

I just realize, with Wasp dead there's no hope of seeing Wasp and Wasp's "potential" daughter going around screwing and fighting for the same guys.

December 06, 2008 12:30 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

XF, The Wasp just died in Secret Invasion #8. Of course, Marvel just gave us a cover story that it was the Skrulls that killed her, when we all know Tony Stark gave her Super-AIDS years ago.

just bikinis and kinky boots

Yup! Long live the legion!

CC, Oh, I'll be in touch. I've been meaning to ask you what's really going on with you and Khan down there, anyway.

December 07, 2008 12:54 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

"Bible humpers?"

Supposedly Mariah Carey said it about starving African kids, but it's been snoped.

Orgies in Florida? Are they the Dixie Trailer Park type?

Sounds like MCT is all wishy washy-Pollyanna on marriage. Face the reality, everything is temporary, including feelings. One day you love each other, and the next you can tire of each other. Unless you're both willing to change for each other in ways that might resurge your feelings for each other, just call it quits.

Still wishing for the return of Wicked Truth.

Kinky boots, it feels like it was just yesterday.

August 08, 2011 10:23 AM  

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