Episode 118 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote
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26 Comments:
This is a new symbiote I haven't seen before. Let's see, there's Venom, Carnage, Hybrid, Toxin, Venom II- Oh, yeah, this is the new symbiote called Jailbait! I would have thought that the costume would enhance bust size automatically.
Good logo, BTW
Doesn't the symbiote have to ingest something to "grow"?
Given that it's a four parter... I am curious as to how she appears at the end of Part IV.
^Who's that?
Anyway, I change a little in the later photos.
I love our cheesy acting!
Courtney
Vichus, I can totally see Marvel doing an actual Jailbait comic starring Courtney...although where they'd find an artist on their staff even capable of drawing boobs that are anything less than twice the size of a chick's head, I have no idea.
I'm laying 2 to 1 odds the anonymous comment is from XantesFire and 3 to 2 that it's MC Trekkie. Only 7 to 2 on it being Starhawk, though (Just two lines? Nah, we're talking titties here; that's a topic 'hawk would write two paragraphs on at the very least.)
Courtney, I don't even think our acting's that bad. Mind you, I also think the guy who played Dr. Smith on Lost in Space always gave us a subtle and dignified performance.
It wasn't me.
Ick, you made me look her up.
It's greenish, that's mucus.
She-venom.
TV Dinosaurs was amazing, gotta love em.
Delicatessen is about cannibalism, why haven't I seen this?
Beauty and the Beast is a movie about why women should forgive his abuse. You know he beats her after the credits. And the rest of her life.
Atleast 13 years have passed since she was attacked by a Terminator. Of course she can change alot in that time. Haven't you seen divorced women?
Superman-Red, Superman-BlueIs this the first Episode that you didn't use a comic panel for your pic?
Cute pic. I like your shape, but if you insist on getting bigger boobs, I told you before you need to rub spunk into them.
Dollhouse, the main thing wrong with that show is Eliza Dushku.
Don't forget the best thing about Delicatessen - that it's an actual comedy about cannibalism. Hmm...somebody should put it on a twin bill with Ravenous.
The (ex-) Beast should beat that whore for the rest of her life. After all, by getting him turned back into a human, she cost him his beastly super-strength.
I think the only other time I used photos was back in episodes 16 & 17 (stills from Superman Returns...three years ago!)
I admit that Dushku can't act, but as long as she's as hot as she is, does she really need to?
I hate listening to these old episodes. I was such a child!
Completely unprofessional.
Well there were some good bits. But I was trying so hard to get through that comic as quickly as possible and yet somehow it just lead to more tangents.
I would like to be the artist for Jailbait. She would hang out with her friends Deadpool and Doom...Though not at the same time.
My brother thought our acting was bad. I was all like "STFU".
Oh and while I was listening to this I was drawing Nathan Fillion as Venom. Well just sketches of his face so far. Got to get the features down before I move onto anything else.
I think he gives a more realistic human aspect to Venom.
Eddie is normally drawn as a stereotypical thug.
Courtney
Must agree with Vichus; the Courtinator needs to tighten that top up a bit. Maybe we should spank the symbiote on the ass and get it all wet in the panties. Aside from that, nicely done. Please add face-paint.
- Starhawk
Starhawk.Approves.
Dushku needs TITS!!!
Aside from that, yeah, she (would be) has as a steamy case of forced incest.
Face-paint?
Your second comment, does that have an english translation?
Courtney
Nah, the only thing Eliza Dushku needs to make her perfect is if she was mute or if she could act. She's a perfect example that she doesn't have to be top heavy to be sexy.
Courtney, I'm afraid there's no English/sane translation available for anything Starhawk has ever said.
Xantes, Joss Whedon must hate big titties. I mean, post-Cordelia, Faith (Dushku) was the only Buffy slut who looked like she had anything to fill out a bra. I'm not counting Tara 'cause lesbian titties don't count, and if I say what I'm thinking about little Dawn's sweet, budding underage breasts that you know have to be oh, so incredibly soft to the touch and are just crying out to be fondled and suckled upon by an older man, it might come off as slightly perverted.
Ah, to be a bear.
You've got to respect Pedobear; he's truly a fine role model for us all.
Day of the Animals draws near down under.
Testing the weak and strong alike. Good luck, Courtney.
Can anyone save her now?
How do you not feel a rat chewing your ear?
Then again, he was 89, practically dead anyway. I don't blame those rodents for their mistake.
BTW, Trenchcoat says that even though I look innocent I'm sicker than you are.
Courtney
Maybe. Wanna test that?
How?
Courtney
Not even sure. How is TCM defining sick in this case anyway? And how did you get away from that koala bear anyway? I thought the only way you can get them to loosen their grip is by tickling their balls.
He was talking in terms of fetishes, I think.
He said that right after I mentioned that I wanted to touch Two-Face's burnt up skin.
Courtney
Note my previous entry.
I'm not really into acid burnt victims. Cripples, sure.
Name some weird looking female characters. Only ones I can think of is Angela from Gargoyles and I know I would do her. Except near dawn, I wouldn't want to explain why I'm stuck in a statue. Oh, and Dorothy Spinner from Doom Patrol. She was nice and ripe.
Oh, and Dorothy Spinner from Doom Patrol.
The ape girl?! Well, she's less disturbing than Rebis at least, but...!
I never understood if she can imagine friends to do anything she wants why couldn't she imagine "the world's greatest plastic surgeon of all time" to help her.
She just looks apish, but she's still a little girl, Paper bags are an option.
It's the Kirk influence, is it female? Good then go ahead.
PCX: The Classics Tour.
I am totally chronologically impaired, I feel like these episodes were done just a few months ago.
Oh lawds, all them Venom mini-series. I think I got 4 or 5 of them.
Venom background?
The Clone Saga's constant "surprise ending" made me stop getting Spider-man.
Marvels made me stop getting Marvel comics for awhile.
PCX brought me back.
My younger relatives loved Dinosaurs.
Arrhhhh! Still haven't seen Delicatessen.
I was suddenly compelled to find what relics of my past are still available online, Podcast X is probably the most obvious relic. I can't believe how young I was when I started podcasting, I was fifteen, I look and sound like a baby. It's kind of encouraging to see how far I've come, I wasn't even speaking clearly in this recording, also I didn't realise how strong my Australian accent was, I sound much more English now, I suppose that's the result of years of working on my speech. Also I'm a man now, so that's quite the evolution and not just in terms of vocal chords.
This has really given me a new perspective on my past, it's easy to look back on your past with an adult mind, but hearing this it's clear that this was the mind of a child, I wasn't as coherent or sharp or witty or responsive as I am now. Part of that is probably due to autism, it took me longer to process language, I'm much quicker now.
Hope you're doing well TC. I'm about to start my own podcast Prometheus by Minute in which I review Prometheus one minute per episode. I'm also three episodes into my other show St Elsewhere where we review autistic depictions in the media.
I have you to thank for getting me into this medium when it was just emerging, I think I used to listen to podcasts on my desktop back in 2009, that was the only way to do it. How things have changed in less than a decade. We were podcasting before it was cool.
PS, what if I am a robot, what am I supposed to do with the CAPTCHA?
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