Friday, October 08, 2010

Episode 157 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 2

PCX reviews Marvel Zombies/Army of Darkness #1 (part 2 of 3)


Blogger XantesFire said...

Courtney- Your nickname is Bamf? That's sort of like asking to get inappropriately hit-on. Wait a sec, is that what really happened, the guy, as history constantly repeats itself, was innocent and you lured him into your parlor.

The line is probably for judgment, not the entrance. So everyone gets to go on that one.

Ash gets a replacement shotgun from the Punisher in issue 2. Actually now I wonder why you didn't review 2 or 3 since they contain your favorite characters.

Why not do a "Whatever happened to...?" special where as you review a DC Comics Present, you also reveal what happened to Trekkie.

October 08, 2010 6:06 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

The line for judgement! Okay, that explains everything. I can't really accept the idea of Ash being the type who'd make it into Heaven, after all!

If I recall, my original plan was to review all five issues of this mini, but after it took us so long to get through just this one ish, though...

You may have noticed that Trekkie hasn't been heard from ever since Courtney killed Khan. Coincidence?

October 08, 2010 6:56 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

So he must have been in the same building when Khan was blown up. Guess there might be an evil resurrected alternate universe future clone of Trekkie with a goatee, too. Or the mad scientist who brought Khan back might have meshed their DNA and made a Composite M.C. Trekkie-Khan.
Half Tekkie, half Khan, totally annoying to Australians.

October 08, 2010 8:09 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

And yet Courtney herself just had the thought (in the comments thread for #156) of bringing Khan back somehow...

...just so she can kill him again, of course.

October 09, 2010 1:37 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Hmm, weird I thought I posted that comment in this thread.
Serves me right for having too many tabs open.

October 09, 2010 5:56 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

"Your nickname is Bamf? That's sort of like asking to get inappropriately hit-on. Wait a sec, is that what really happened, the guy, as history constantly repeats itself, was innocent and you lured him into your parlor."

Fuck's sake, ever heard of a little tact? That's kind of personal, sure I did mention it in a podcast, but you don't know the full situation and it most certainly does not give you the right to say shit like that.

If you must know, BAMF was an ironic monicker given to me because I clearly am not a badass motherfucker even if I try to act tough.

October 09, 2010 12:50 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...


October 09, 2010 1:22 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Yeah, tact. Look it up you ignorant fuck. Here I did it for you:

Seriously that's all you have to say about that?

October 10, 2010 5:21 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

No, what I meant, you little cute girl who needs a harsh spanking, is "Tact, here?" I could have sworn you've been here for a couple of years.

Sometimes I won't make fun of something that may seem a bit personal or a sore spot, but this topic has been made fun of before.

October 10, 2010 9:23 AM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...


Just a quick note. TCM has taken ill and won't be posting for a bit.

Send whatever vibes you think might help. DO not pray, as he would not want that. (If one must- praying to Cthulu, I suppose is acceptable)

Starhawk and I are on the case amd will report any more news as we know it.

Anyhow- please keep PCX alive until the master returns.



October 25, 2010 10:58 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

MC_TREKKIE said... Hmmm. So MCT and Just a quick note. TCM has taken ill and won't be posting for a bit. (An obvious reference to cyborg, reborned Baptist on half-shell, alternate universe evil twin Khan) Khan have returned as I have long predicted and have incapacitated TCM.

Starhawk and I are on the case... They even had to resort to joining their diabolic forces with Starhawk's diabolic forces.

Anyhow- please keep PCX alive until the master returns And they are holding TCM hostage so we will listen to their pending episodes. (And probably that 2 hour Khan solo episode, Courtney has nightmares about.)



Mocking and laughing at us with probable hysterical glee. The Villains. I can only think of one person who can rescue him in time. But she hasn't been seen in these parts in a long while. I guess all is lost.

October 25, 2010 12:12 PM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...

All kidding aside- I just set up an email for all info anyone might need.

Xantes- I don't have time to decipher the above- but this is kinda serious.

I don't want to provide the Haters any info about his situation. I have known T Mafia for a gazillion years- enough history to put aside any annoyance about old PodCasts. for anyone that wants more info.

I will reply directly.

October 25, 2010 12:42 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Pay no mind to Xantes, he doesn't have an 'off' button.
I have no idea what that comment meant either.

I keep pressing the refresh button on my email, the suspense is killing me.
It's strange when something like this comes along and it suddenly puts everything into perspective.

I've known Trenchcoat for three years, which is a big deal when you're 18. 15 seems like a life-time away.
Even though I hardly know a thing about him, he's become one of my closest friends, he might just know more about me than my own mother does.

I have the worst running through my mind right now, I really hope it's not anything too serious.

October 26, 2010 8:56 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Okay, so I might be not understanding TCM's persistent "lesson" of "the mock don't stop." He is named Trench Coat Mafia. Too soon?

October 26, 2010 9:22 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

What you seem to fail to understand is that we are human and things aren't a joke all the time.
You don't seem to be able to sense when the situation takes a turn for the serious or when a topic of conversation is too personal.

October 26, 2010 9:42 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Years ago my dad when to the doctor, doctor tells him he has prostrate cancer. My dad tells him that's impossible. Doctor looks at him funny and says, "What?" Dad says, "That's impossible because I don't smoke out my asshole."

Dad's beaten cancer twice, lung and prostrate. I hate to see him mope, he seems to get sicker then. "Okay dad, I'll buy you a new car, but I don't like SUV's, I rather get something more eco friendly/my style, after all I'll probably inherited in a year or so." He enjoyed that one for weeks. Course I ended buying him a Jeep anyway.

Funny is human and humans are funny. What better time to laugh than when things get serious?

"Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." - Mark Twain

October 26, 2010 12:00 PM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...

Xantes, Courtney check your email.


October 26, 2010 2:52 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

And I don't think Thoom is innocent. He would benefit all too well if TCM was incapacitated.

October 26, 2010 5:20 PM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

Starhawk has just finished sharing these comments with the 'prisoner', while we take in some old episodes (this session: ep. 46).

Some guys will do anything to get Starhawk to actually listen to a Vixen ep. (wink).

- pcxStarhawk

October 26, 2010 6:47 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Xantes, you are worse than Starhawk. Apparently you'd laugh at your mother's own funeral. Why do I even bother talking to you?

October 26, 2010 10:00 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I haven't had the chance. I was funny at my grandma's FUNeral, and not all of it was my fault. Funerals are for laughing as well as for crying.

Part of the funny was that for the past few years I've been busy at my job, working weekends and nights so I haven't had a chance to show up for family events. So a few of my cousins fictionalized me. They had been telling all those that didn't know me that I was made up as a gag that got out of control. They would photoshop old pictures with me in them so I looked fake, mainly by inserting the same picture of me over and over. So when I showed up a few of my newer relatives thought I was fake.

Then there was the telling of old stories, like the time my grandma walked into her kitchen as the forgotten eggs I was boiling exploded and stuff fell on her head. Or the Halloween I got egged coming home from school, while my friends and me were on the train, this old lady walks up and starts trying to clean me with spit and napkins, it was grandma.

October 27, 2010 1:42 AM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

Talk about fictionalized. Starhawk ponders the veracity of XantesFire's statements. Especially the photoshopping segments.

Kudos to MCTrekkie who is doing a Captain's work on coordinating some things on behalf of TCM.

Meanwhile, an attempt to share ep. 156 with the prisoner resulted in the realization that THAT episode does NOT start out ready for public consumption. In fact, Starhawk suspsects he will discover that NONE of the PCX episodes are quite suitable for "proper" environments.

So we closed the door.

Currently we are reading Superman: Red Son (Deluxe Edition), in classic PCX tradition. I don't recall if we like Mark Miller (the "alleged" writer), but we are highly entertained by the Luthor in that tale, and can't wait to see how it all plays out. Starhawk is voicing all parts, which serves his egomaniacal disposition. To bad the door is closed.

Please join us by reading along.

Some of you may notice below that Starhawks email is posted, so please CC: me and I'll CC: you back. As to now, the prisoner is available again, so back to the comic review...


October 29, 2010 4:30 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What's not to believe about photoshop?

Was that the ghetto version of a podcasting?

October 30, 2010 12:14 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Lol, ghetto podcast.
On the other hand, here is some white upper-middle class podcasting

I have made an unofficial Episode 158, which you can listen to here:

November 03, 2010 5:47 AM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Hey everybody...Yes, I have been monitoring TCM's situation, even though I haven't been posting...Courtney, I know TCM appreciates your well wishes...And XantesFire, I know TCM appreciates your warped sense of humor as well...Thanks to MC Trekkie and Starhawk for keeping everyone posted...Kisses to you all...Love, Vixen

November 04, 2010 5:57 PM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

If Vixen is here, Trenchcoat must've been in a bad way.

November 04, 2010 9:19 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Ah, Vixen, guess it's almost time for the escue-ray. Ink-way, ink-way.

I would think it was bad if MC Strawberry came back, and I think she would only be back to dance on the grave.

November 05, 2010 10:15 AM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...

Vixen, PLEASE make direct contact with Starhawk ASAP.-

November 06, 2010 2:12 PM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...

Re: your placeholder podcast 158

The Defenders/Headmen! Great Choice.

This was a lunchroom discussion favorite of TCM and me way back in the day.


November 06, 2010 2:16 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

@MC Trekkie...I actually did send Starhawk a message thru email, but I haven't gotten a response back yet...Will try again....

November 09, 2010 9:30 AM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

Jimminy Cricket! (Fuck spellcheck.)

Sorry Vixen, mamma Hawk once, if ya can't kill em, don't bitch", so Since I didn't have fresh news (not being from earth and all, the docs keep me pretty much in the dark) so I was on FB and Skype for the weekend. Thanks for the PRON Courtney.

Gave you a holler via voice; we should all be back on the same page now.

I am with TCM right now and have decided he would like to say: Fuck Medicine.


November 09, 2010 8:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When were we handing out PRON? How come I didn't get any? Well, I'll just go to while I listen to Courtney do silly voices in her unofficial Podcast X episode.

November 09, 2010 10:56 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Pron what now?

Something like spider-senses tingling.

November 10, 2010 2:39 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Hey, he never said it was porn of me.

And that's not Spidey-senses, that just a boner.

November 10, 2010 8:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Incidentally, Spider-man always pops a boner whenever his spider-sense goes off.

My word verification is luxor. My luck's a-changin'!

November 10, 2010 11:57 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Well something is tingling.

So pron of what?

November 11, 2010 9:17 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

I have no idea, I didn't send him anything pornographic.

Starhawk confuses me, he says the most illogical things but delivers them with such certainty and authority that for a moment you almost buy into it.

Like during the conversation we had I spent most of the time saying 'ok' but in my head thinking 'no, surely I just misunderstood what he said, that wouldn't make sense otherwise'.

The one I'm still trying to figure out is 'cut the fabric out with a laser so that you can really tailor it to your body'.

Surely even people with no knowledge of how a garment is constructed can see the flaw in that statement.

And then he went on to criticise my body and my beliefs and my goals and how I live my life.
We hardly know each other, hell he doesn't even listen to my episodes. What gives him the right?

November 11, 2010 11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The answer to all your questions: He's StarHawk

November 12, 2010 7:37 AM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...

Gang, in our little group of three (going back 26 years) Starhawk was the Anti Spock, Just as TCM was the Anti McCoy.

Looking for logic right now will make your head explode.

Starhawk has a boatload going on right now; so I'm even more appreciative he's taking the lead among friends on keeping abreast TCM's situation.

In years past, it would have been me- Sadly, after the insanity over the last few years - I am out of empathy reserves for people these days.

I will personally testify to this: Once one gets past all the bluster and


Starhawk has a sweet, gooey, empathic and very human center.

As does TCM.


November 12, 2010 9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think at the center of Trenchcoat Mafia lies some kind of anthropomorphic creature.

If you had zero empathy to spare, you wouldn't be here for no goddamn reason giving us updates, now would you?

November 12, 2010 11:22 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

That's just the thing, in the space of a few minutes Starhawk was able to jump from consoling me, to objectifying me and then criticising me.
Also, he said my Venom costume wouldn't be sexy. I mean just look at it! It leaves little to the imagination without revealing any skin:

On another entirely unrelated note, I'm impatiently awaiting updates on TCM.

November 13, 2010 10:44 AM  
Anonymous Mike M. said...

I am real sorry to hear about TCM. I know TCM from Tim T. and he has been on Geek Brunch. My thoughts are with his family and friends and I hope he has a speedy recovery.

November 15, 2010 12:29 AM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

First: Fuck Verication Words, hence the delay on this critical update from a week ago or more:

He he. Yep, totally; no pod, no cast, no hope of Xantesfire having a clue. :-P (according to the comments of Courtney, at least).

As of right now, TCM is boycotting Superman: Red Son; which is to say the prisoner is insisting on catching up on his sleep during the designated "podcast hour".

And on that note: (to XantesFire: ) the photoshop story is funny; you have a bunch of well coordinated, motivated, funny, technically savvy and apparently large collection of cousins.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled program.

November 15, 2010 6:12 PM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

Todays "preview" update: reports are in that TCM is back in this Reality, no doubt (as MCT suspected) to see the C'Thulu (fuck spellcheck) episodes of South Park. Hillarious.

I am heading over now to confirm the positive reports. If confirmed, Vixen has promised to let TCM fondle her ample bussoms while we all watch via the podcast. Oh, wait... OK, no wonder she agreed to that...

Re: Courtney and the PRON; it DID happen. A little known Courtney fact: listening to Starhawk forces her to use drugs, which invariably weaken her resistance. And then she starts comparing herself to sexy women of Batman's past... and sending pictures to prove her points. And... she has some valid "points". And all that that implies...

MCT is correct: Starhawk's plate is pretty full, but he is excited to confirm the positive news. I am pre-sharing because if it ain't so, "Misery loves company".

Re: in support of vichussmith re: MCT; Starhawk agrees: methinks he dost protest too much; his friendship and support has been invaluable to TCM and continues to be so.

Accept the word of one who knows.

the.truth.(aboutCourtney).is.outThere. :-P

and on verification notes:
twaft??? WTF is twaft?

And yes, Courney's exposed flesh IS enough to give a spider a boner.

November 15, 2010 6:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just read all of this: am I in reality? Superboy Prime needs to come punch my wall because I don't entirely know what I just read.

BTW, while Trenchcoat was having a nap under the stairs, the winner of Superman Vs. Batman was chosen: It's Superman: Earth One by a mile. Why? That Superman is SO good, apparently that JMS dropped both Superman and Wonder Woman because he was mesmerized by it.

I hope you will take full responsibility for this, Trenchcoat!

(BTW, a "twaft" is when a woman suffers from vaginal odor and a strong wind blows through)

November 15, 2010 8:27 PM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...

TCM is awake?

My evil scheme to regain control of PCX seems to have failed-

I blame Khan's creepy, infectious zombie like nature.

I did forget to mention that way back in Ep 13, Khan, in frustration, (lack of payment!) bit TCM.

I suppose there are now billions of ting (and annoying) Loatian nanites coursing through the veins of TCM sustaining and repairing.

Khan saves TCM?

That little Laotian bastard.

November 16, 2010 8:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(someone should break it to Trekkie that King of the Hill was canceled a while back and no one gets the whole Khan thing anymore)

November 16, 2010 10:42 AM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

@vichussmith: he he he.

OK, so Regarding Henry...

but wait; first: Fuck Nurses.

And then TCM's nurse (male, probably gay, missing some side teeth (and all that that implies)) made some back reference to the Regarding Henry, and...

unfortunately, perhaps we should all watch it, just in case.

Meanwhile, they had to strap down the prisoner for fear that while bounding his hands in mittens might prevent the yanking out of vital tubes, it *might* not be enough to prevent the climb and dive (onto the hard lanolium floor) of the truly determined.

But before the restraining order, we listened to the entirety of ep[. 158, which leaves the Starhawk only able to comment: Thorough. Wasn't it. Uh, CC dear, since when the FUCK did we spend 13 minutes giving an intro to the BREAK song? OK, fine, just tell us you recorded the whole thing topless, and we forgive you.

Seriously,I believe TCM enjoyed listening to your voice for 48 minutes. Or perhaps just enjoyed NOT listening to Starhawk.

So, we are not as back on track to the release of new episodes as we would (miraculously) hope, but he is bright eyed and active. In a self-endangering sort of way.

More soon. Sooner if Courtney sends more ytrid pictures.

- pcxStarhawk
Because somewhere, someone, needs r***.

November 16, 2010 10:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What bad word starts with an r? Rape? Starhawk, did you see Courtney's Xenomorph costume? Dangerous!

November 16, 2010 11:11 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

I'm making a xenomorph costume now?
That's news to me, although I've started and failed a predator costume a few times.


Firstly the episode only runs for just over 40 minutes. Secondly the intro was less than a minute long and I was having fun pretending to be Patrick Bateman.
Plus ES Posthumus is my favourite band and it's devasting that one of the brothers has passed away.

November 17, 2010 5:07 AM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

Admittedly, the song was VERY good.
Your Patrick Bateman: maybe not so much.
Devastating? My u r an emotional one, aren't you?
yrtid? wtf is THAT? Learn to spell, will you?
Hot as fuck? Yes u r.


Dear CC: Kisses, you cute little thing you.

November 17, 2010 9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I guess I'm misremembering. Venom? Was it Venom? All you black costumes look the same to me.

November 17, 2010 10:24 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

"Sooner if Courtney sends more YTRID pictures."
That's what you wrote, genius. Care to explain just exactly what you were trying to type?

I understand hyperbole, but I just have very little tolerance for, well, you in general. Something about everything you say pisses me off.

"All you black costumes look the same to me."
Lol! But yeah, Xenomorphs are the ones with the dildo-heads.

November 17, 2010 10:49 AM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...


Dude- it's "inside" as TCM will be reading ALL of this on his return.

I am positive there will be an "In PCX Canon" explanation for all of this - but it's not anything I will help orchestrate. Consider my old references "Fanon" from an old, retired participant.


Easy, young lady. Starhawk is REALLY tired and busy, yet he is taking time out to do what I am not doing, and no one else here can do.

As an aside-

One could take issue with what's you yourself have said in the past, (and it's harsh tone)- but, up to now, I have kept silent on all that. In months past, you have been frighteningly intensive toward me, my characters, and my blog.

(Interesting, given how much early support (and pestering of TCM to get you on the show), I actually did.)

For the record- I am again publicly praising Star Hawk for his diligence here. His communication style is certainly rather odd- and, in person, painfully direct- but he has been the true day-to-day superhero here, rather than those simply playing dress up for cosplay.

For my part, I am glad than an old friend from my past is out of the woods- and hope that TCM gets back here for you guys soon to do his thing.

Trekkie out.

November 17, 2010 12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, we already got the Podcast X explanation for this: Trenchcoat was ambushed by a phalanx of JesusBots.

Courtney,if you can get StarHawk to explain ANYTHING without also creating more confusion, you will have figured out the anti-life equation.

(my word verification was "monste" I guess that's what you would call a baby monster, or a halfling?)

November 17, 2010 2:50 PM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

bolyth: As in wtf is bolyth? Or at least so goes the verification word.

@Courtey (he he, spelling courtesy MCT; but I know it's pissing Courtey off :-P): there is a difference in the slightly decypherable "ytrid" (given that you take an Aussie second to think of basic cypher techniques and context) and the slightly mispelled "yrtid" whereinwhich Starhawk was simply pointing out to TCM's favorite padawan that she had made a "boo boo". Next, you may be asking what XantesFire's "ink-way" means. :-P

@All: Starhawk just thinks Courtney is the cutest thing! For shame her temporary loss of TCM has left her addled and confusable (:-P), but the Starhawk's skin is thick, and she has boobies; so it's all good.

Meanwhile, thanks, MCT, and it's back to the holding cell for another check in tonight. Starhawk out.

But not before reminding Courtney that Vag is the kind of thing that looks good in photos too; so send more pics.


@Vixen: don't forget your promise to be on deck tomorrow; don't wear a bra. :-P

November 17, 2010 5:18 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

"One could take issue with what's you yourself have said in the past, (and it's harsh tone)- but, up to now, I have kept silent on all that. In months past, you have been frighteningly intensive toward me, my characters, and my blog."


And as for Starhawk's above comment. I recognise the meaning of all those words individually, but strung together in a sentence they make no sense.
It's like that time I tried to read the Silmarillion when I was twelve-years-old.

But I would appreciate if you stopped making demeaning or sexual comments about me.

The only reason I tolerate you now is for Trenchcoat.

November 17, 2010 10:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Told ya, Courtney. There are two things you must remember: 1) Don't ask StarHawk to explain and 2) Let the Wookie win.

StarHawk doesn't even know that the "words" in the word verification aren't actual words, but random letters put together.

When I read the word ytrid, all I think of is tribadism, which is women bumping donuts, and is as silly as it is hot.

You want StarHawk to stop WHAT? Good luck with that. Good luck.

November 17, 2010 10:47 PM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

@MC Trekkie:

Shut The Fuck Up.

Yes, Starhawk is doing a bang up job keeping us up to date on The Main Man, and for that we are grateful and give props. But separately from that, The Hawk is verbally sparring with Courtney, and no matter how jovial his intentions, she has a right to speak up for herself.

And since Starhawk is a grown man with thick skin, he can speak for himself. He doesn't need your input. Which brings me back full circle to the point of this message:

MC Trekkie, Shut The Fuck Up. (I just like writing that)

November 17, 2010 10:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


November 17, 2010 11:01 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Oh Tim, you're my hero!

November 18, 2010 9:19 AM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

Starhawk sees that the uncertainty and tension is getting to those of you who are more closely associated to you human emotions. I would like to refer us all back to episode 50 for a bit of diversion and levity. Anyone else have an all-time favorite episode?

Hey, Timmy?
Can you arrange a multi Skype recording which we can all join and do review, then post re: ep 159? I ask because you of course have he technology.

@MCT: can you check whether the passwords r the same for PCX? The other subscribers are probably in need of either news or a new publically available episode.

Maybe working together we can pull something off.

Starhawk recommends reviewing S: Red Son, or maybe a really good one shot.


@Courtney: your anus is far too precious to stop "preparing via objectification" now. Please read "the boys"; as the newest and youngest female recruit, well, maybe Vixen can pass you some K-Y. (which in the US is a form of lubrication ointment preferred by people who also lime hamsters, but works equally well for xenomorphs).

@viccus: of course they r not words, which is the funof the WTF. Further, the joke is derived from he fact that in some verifications they ARE words, and in some they are word combos that are funny in their incongruousness. Or maybe Starhawk shouldn't even bother to explain the abstracted nature of it; but then again, this IS the let's keep peace email.

So, who'd u do? Sarah Palin or Courtney Coombs?


November 18, 2010 11:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know who viccus is, but I'll answer for him.

I STARTED the whole word verification thingy on here. I thought you didn't get it, like you don't know when to cut your losses and stop making Courtney feel uncomfortable. By that, I mean more uncomfortable than usual.

I think if I chose Courtney over Sarah Palin, I would be seen as un-American.

November 18, 2010 11:25 AM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

Sorry Vichus, Starhawk is getting old and this thread is 64+ posts long. But when credit is due credit is due; so, credit is due to you.

Elsewhere, @Courtney: Starhawk is fond of YOU for entirely non-objectified reasons. As you get older, you will someday represent the best of us - assuming you continue to benefit from the tutelage of TCM that is; so let's continue working together towards his return. And in that vein, Starhawk will tone it down (forth rest of this post).

Butt Vixen: you, elder lady needs keep that anus prepared!


- pcxStarhawk

November 18, 2010 7:33 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

*Sigh* If I knew you in person I would have killed you already.

November 18, 2010 10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This thread will probably continue until Trenchcoat comes back in some capacity.

November 18, 2010 11:58 PM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

Hey, Timmy?
Can you arrange a multi Skype recording which we can all join and do review, then post re: ep 159? I ask because you of course have he technology.

November 19, 2010 10:01 AM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

Hey, Timmy?
Can you arrange a multi Skype recording which we can all join and do review, then post re: ep 159? I ask because you of course have he technology.

Okay, let's set it up. I will contact you via e-mail to get the list of names in the "we can all join" part of this.

November 19, 2010 10:09 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

It's weird that at the top of this comment section are a couple of posts made my Trenchcoat.

The Internet sort of removes the element of time to some extent.

November 19, 2010 9:50 PM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

uuuhh, no it doesn't. T-Mafia's comments are time-stamped in early October, news of his stroke posted October 25th, and the latest comments are stamped November 19th. That suggests a chronological order and time moving forward.

November 20, 2010 12:11 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I had to have my laptop debugged and de-virused, for a week. I couldn't log on because I hadn't updated my passwords doc outside my laptop in years. So what's been going on?

MCT-So If there's an Anti Spock and an Anti McCoy who does that make you?

pcxStarhawk- Where does Courtney point out my cluelessness?

Would Vixen be Anti Uhura?

What's King of the Hill? I thought Khan was Anti Khan.

13 minutes to intro a song is more of a Thoom thing.

Wait, what? Vicchus you're picking Sarah Palin over Courtney because you're scared of the House Un-american Activities Committee? Call me a red, I'll pick Courtney. (Lisa Ann is another topic entirely.)

November 20, 2010 11:50 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I didn't realize Starhawk assyness was actually affecting you. Have some Hitler.

November 20, 2010 12:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think what Courtney is getting at is that even though we know Trenchcoat hasn't posted here in a while, it kinda feels like he's part of the conversation when you scroll down and see his avatar.

Way to be literal about it, Tim.

I don't know who Vicchus is, but I will answer for him.

I ain't scared of nothing. OK, maybe I'm scared of Cap taking my head off with his shield.

Anyway, if I was ever actually anywhere near Courtney, I couldn't stop counting the levels of awkward there would me. Just from my POV, the experience would be great.

With Palin, she'd be more down with the deed, as long as I lie and say it's for procreation. A conservative wouldn't have it any other way.

November 20, 2010 12:14 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Tim- Yeah, what Vichus said.

And I don't know why you're choosing me. Actually no, don't answer that.
But yeah, it would be awkward as I'm pretty much asexual and phobic about germs and human contact.

November 20, 2010 9:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're made of germs, young lady. We're dirtier than dogs.

November 21, 2010 12:02 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Germaphobe? Yeah, you can. Plus you can always color the costume different per mood or get additional different colors. Suits like these is why I never understood Rogue's pain. Get her a total enclosure suit with the optional pussy pocket and she's ready to go. Mystique and X-men were rich enough to buy her several special made suits, but they didn't.

November 21, 2010 9:17 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Germophobe's aren't afraid of their own germs, retard.

And you can't have sex without contact, you're kind of missing a vital part of the mating process.

Also I lack any real sex drive. Sure I can admire an attractive man. But it never goes beyond that.

Well except for once a month when I experience what could be called Pon Farr.
It's best to supress those feelings.

November 21, 2010 10:00 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Sex without contact? Cyber sex, phone sex, total enclosure suit sex(basically a condom for your whole body or would you say sex with a condom is not sex?)

November 21, 2010 10:58 AM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

Sure I can admire an attractive man. But it never goes beyond that.

The way you swoon over Ryan Reynolds, Downey Jr, and Matt Smith--oh sorry wrong Who--I mean David Tennant, are you telling me if you went on a date with any of these guys, if they were single and you were within age range, that you would simply admire them across the table, have a conversation and go your separate ways at the end of the date?

November 21, 2010 12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't have sex without contact? Maybe not now

I'm glat Tim brought up Who. I've finally started watching season 5. It's annoying at 2 episodes at a time, but what can you do? I'm loving it, but I don't think Mat Smith is as, I don't know, unique, as I want him to be yet. I've only watched 4 eps so far.

I'm not a woman (at least not on the outside) so maybe my opinion is not valuable; Matt Smith doesn't look bad in action as he does in still photos. Yes, he looks like someone stomped on a rectangular box, but it's not offensive or distracting.

November 21, 2010 1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, forgot the actual link!

So you don't get a tingle from men? Maybe it's not that Starhawk is completely repulsive. Maybe it's that you're just a big Ellen Degeneres fan.

November 21, 2010 1:39 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

If I were to date any of those guys, yeah I'd pretty much be like 'well, see ya' and that would be that.
I think they'd make awesome friends to hang out with and I'd really love to draw Ryan and RDJ. But that's it, the idea of sex never enters my mind, I just like either being friends with men or drawing them.

Maybe life drawing is my equivalent of sex.

Anyway, yes I do like Ellen but not in that way. I'm not gay because that would mean I would be attracted to women over men.
I don't even notice women beyond what they are wearing.

I'm asexual, nothing wrong with that. It's becoming more common or at least more people understand and relate to it.

November 21, 2010 10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You never got the tinglies (down there) for any dude, fictional or real?

You could very well be asexual from now until you're old an gray, but just hearing you on the podcast you don't come across that way to me. I guess I equate your passion for comics with someone who'd actually enjoy having a boyfriend.

November 21, 2010 11:37 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

For the longest time my best survival technique was mimicking appropriated responses.
In some people, social development takes place after practical learning instead of before or simultaneously.

Meaning I was perfectly adept at spelling, reading writing, art and had an encylopedic knowledge in many fields.
Yet I didn't know how to interact with other people at all.

When I was very young, they said I might be autistic, but I didn't act, well, retarded. I was just emotionless and wasn't interested in talking to people at all.

Then as I got older I made an effort to fit in, but it was all just pretend.
When someone smiled at me, I smiled back. When those around me laughed, I laughed also.
But I never really felt anything, then later just after I started feeling real emotions I developed depression and it all went downhill from there.

So only in the past three years or so have I become more comfortable and confident.

Being that my psychological developement has been fairly messed up and I've only just gotten the grasp of basic human interaction, I haven't gotten to the stage of anything more intimate.

I find it all so confusing. I had just gotten the hang of what it meant to have friends and now there's this whole new sexual element added into the equation. I don't talk to most of the male friends I grew up with any more because they developed feelings for me I just couldn't return.

I've been trying to explore sexuality and the appropriated behaviour and responses that go along with it.
And as I said before, once a month for a day or two I feel an instinctive drive. But I hate it because it's not me at all.

The world seems to be obsessed with sex, they make it seem to fucking wonderful and yet all it does is disgust me.

So I give up, this occasional act I put on of pretending I feel these things I'm just going to drop.
I know I've made sexual comments on PCX before but it was just to determine what kind of responses they would create.

And when people make sexual comments about me, it's just uncomfortable. I don't like the idea that I am viewed that way.
I mean half the comments on my photos on my site are boys admiring my appearance which is fine. But if it goes beyond that I really hate it.

When I started talking to other asexuals it felt like they understood me completely.
There's all this pressure in society to date, get married and have children.
Virgin is a dirty word for some reason.

Damn I've gone through alot in my short life, but there it is. This whole thing explained, plain and simple.

November 22, 2010 3:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So basically, you're soemwhere in-between assberger's syndrome and Dexter. I'm not a doctor, so don't quote me on that. :)

Autism doesn't necessarily mean you're retarded. You can just be off in your own little world or you're detached.

I don't really fit in either (do any of us here) but I chalk that up as being a geek more than anything. I just don't like most things that are considered "normal"

So you feel uncomfortable when men objectify you? Welcome to womanhood! We're such pigs, are we not? :)

Sex is great. I mean really great. Like so much that I know why men start wars over women.

November 22, 2010 9:44 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

The male sex drive is a terrifying thing. Especially when alot of them don't know how to control it.

Women will never objectify men the same way. They know how to keep it in their pants.

That's not the first time I've been compared to a serial killer.
Depending on which specialist you ask that I've seen over the years, the official diagnosis has been asperger's syndrome, depression, antisocial personality disorder and most commonly dissociative identity disorder.
Which is the one I'm most inclined to agree with.

I've always known I'm different, I like that. I'd hate to be so painfully normal as the masses.
And I guess it's only expected that it would affect every aspect of me, including sexuality.

It's a subject of great conflict for me. The act of sex disgusts me, I hate being touched, the idea of being in a relationship doesn't appeal to me at all.

And yet I like to admire men from afar, I look at some couples and think they are cute. But I think that's more because it reminds me of how cute my parents are together.

And then Pon Farr kicks in and it's like the only thing I'm driven to do, like this other personality takes over.
Sometimes it's more intense than others.

I don't know if that's normal or perhaps a result of supressing feelings, so it all just comes on at once.

November 22, 2010 10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, jeez, I'd ask you if you were raped/molested, but there's real and then there's REAL. I'd rather not TMI.

I've watched strip club porn Women have the potential. Women don't objectify men out loud like guys objectify women. Again, a double standard. If women say out loud that they dig big cocks and constantly talk about ripped abs, they get called a slut or a whore.

For us dudes, it's more accepted to be pigish. We even high-five over it sometimes!

November 22, 2010 11:17 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Nope, I've never been sexually abused.

November 22, 2010 11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you like to be? ZING!

It must make it really easy for your brother to torture you if you are oogied out by people touching you.

November 23, 2010 12:06 AM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

WTF? Where is everybody?
Surely, the subject of Courtney's deceitful virginity has not become stale so quickly. Hell, we haven't even discussed blowjobs and condoms yet. Personally, Starhawk frowns on the practice; but in Courtney's case, Starhawk will allow it to allow her the much desired opportunity to a) get started and b) avoid germs (that a not Starhawk's).

Oops, there Starhawk goes again...

Meanwhile, this just in on TCM: the podcast master is bashing the odds by proving that modern medicine is indeed a hoax. Specifically, he has beaten a diagnosis of fatal non-responsiveness and is showing strong signs of an uptick. The traych is out, hopefully speech to follow soon.

So, keep the conversation coming. As for Starhawk, I actually listened to eps. 105.1 and 105.3. Can someone send Starhawk that Archie?


December 06, 2010 5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This thread is over a mile long now. What nonsense do you want us to add to make it longer?

Sad thing about a tracheotomy is that everyone you know will never let you live down having a pipe shoved down your throat. Those years of Trenchcoat playing "bad uncle" have come back to haunt him!

Oh, here is my best impression of what Tim has done with the Superman Batman debate episode. Someone buy this negro a better computer for (Podcast)Xmas!

December 06, 2010 10:51 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

He promoted the thing for weeks and he doesn't even have the episode!

December 07, 2010 12:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It could be worse. It could be that comic con idea Thoom's always talking about but never does.

December 07, 2010 10:09 AM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

Re: topics de Thoom (as posted).

Clueless,aren't I?
(prisoner keeps getting better.)

I wonder if I can start an auction to buy TCM a pair of C.U.P.s.

Later, pcxS

Yes, he is eating.

December 07, 2010 2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would hope that Trenchcoat is consuming nutrients.

December 07, 2010 11:10 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Is he allowed Internet access yet?

December 08, 2010 12:39 AM  
Anonymous PcxStarhawk said...

Internet, no. Talking again... Yes!

Since Starhawk is on a visit right now, he will keep it short but TCM is mostly himself - all we need now is a little more time (we'll measure thAt in cow years) and he will be back to perfect.

tCM would like to send his regards. he won't let me order Courtney to prepare that anus ... Yet!

And so with a wry smile from the prisoner, Starhawk will sign off on TCM's behalf.


December 17, 2010 7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Translation: "Good news, ya'll."

December 17, 2010 8:09 PM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

TCM is upgraded again and is now hanging out with the old people. If he only had an axe...

- more later,

December 22, 2010 7:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm just going to take your use of the word upgraded as an Iron Man armor upgrade. I imagine Trenchcoat up to extremis armor now.

December 22, 2010 10:55 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

101 comments, congratulations, free dalmations for everyone.

December 23, 2010 9:44 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I'm back!

Finally after over a month of virus horrorshow and rebooting, I'm finally back. True I could have been back weeks earlier but I was a bit busy or snow bound to pick up my laptop from my brother who was working on it.

And this time he was able to retrieve the full remastered Thor 182. Which I promised a certain individual months ago.

Good to see TCM has once again spat into the eye of the nonexistent God. Let's hope it's not this bad.

January 06, 2011 10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, as much as I miss Podcast X, I don't miss XantesFire even more. I think Tim is the only one who could miss you less, but that's partly because he hates brown people (allegedly).

January 06, 2011 11:25 AM  
Blogger Thoom said...

I love at least one brown person, named Timmy Thoom, but you are right about everything else, Vichus.

And Starhawk, how about an update?

verification word: airelog. No significance, I just like it.

January 07, 2011 4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Starhawk got hit by a fire truck, like the Savage he is, who would give us Trenchcoat updates?

January 08, 2011 12:40 AM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

MC Pussy?

January 08, 2011 2:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's too busy hating women...



...and blacks.

January 08, 2011 12:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry folks, Starhawk was with TCM on the 7th, but TCM declined to type out a message to the PCX clan. Since he wouldn't do it, we watched Smallville and Starhawk totally forgot until checking in now.

He is well, but since he speaks (apparently in full sentences only to women, nurses, daughters and girlfriends, who are all thrilled with his progress) but only in single words to Starhawk (saving his energy?), Starhawk can't honestly say where he lies on the Dick Clark.scale at the time.

It is frustrating since Starhawk is not a blood relative.

Meanwhile, Starhawk will revisit TCM soon and try to get a more formal "progress report" from the staffers.


January 14, 2011 7:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad that Trenchcoat at least transfers his frustration to you, Starhawk. Without typing a word to us, he is communicating a lot.

January 14, 2011 8:23 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Whoo-hoo! Finally back from my sabbatical/um sabbatical. Hey Where's TCM? I thought he'll be back by now. And that there'll be a ep or 2 by now. What's his status? Why hasn't Starhawk given us one? Did he get hit by a firetruck or did he get caught up in his torture shack again? Where's Vixen? She's a bit reliable... well maybe once a month or something. How about MC Trekkie? Is he busy with Stella 6 or is that 7? And... I say. Courtney, when did you start putting up cheesecake? Yum.

Well of to some other site and such. Later

February 20, 2011 10:35 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Well if this site's dead should we, in tribute..?

February 25, 2011 12:39 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Hey to all out there...

I don't know if anyone still follows this but I can give you all an update...

TCM is recovering..Out of the hospital and in rehab..It's gonna be awhile before he can get back to this, but he told me (and yes from his own mouth) that he wants to get back to the show...So, PCX people, there is still hope to have...

March 10, 2011 8:28 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yay, Vixen! Good to get an update and hear he's doing

Are you gonna put out a PCXXX in the meantime? I need my PCXish fix.

March 10, 2011 9:09 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Oh finally! We haven't heard anything all year.
Good to know he's still alive, hope he can talk to us himself sometime.

March 11, 2011 9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Trenchcoat was done for, and no one told us, that would be pretty freaking sad, wouldn't it?

March 11, 2011 12:02 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Hey guys..Believe me, if TCM were "done for", I would've made an announcement...Please forgive us for the slow updates, as we are in sporadic touch with TCM's people...

Sorry, I'm not able to give you guys a PCXish fix--TCM does all production for both shows...You will have to keep reliving all of the twisted memories already created for you on PCXXX epis 1 thru 11 and PCX epis 1 thru 157.. We hope that this will sustain you guys until he's up and about...And I'll keep you guys updated...

March 20, 2011 12:29 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

BTW, Courtney, please feel free to get in touch w/me:

March 20, 2011 12:32 PM  
Blogger Thoom said...


Wait a min-u-ette...

Why is that invitation/e-mail only open to Courtney? I have a question or two for you, too.

And you still owe me a guest shot on THOOM! I'm serious. I really want guest on my podcast.

March 20, 2011 6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vixen, hopefully the spammers don't get in touch with you as well.

Watch out, girl! If Tim e-mails you, he's only going to ask you if you're willing to put on a Rachel True mask. I don't want to speak of what will happen after that.

Thx for the update. What's sadder than not having any PCX is knowing that PCXXX has no chance of new episodes with Trenchcoat out of commision. It's that compounded by the fact that you're out, I don't know working and living your life. How dare you not devote your free time to entertain 6 people!

March 20, 2011 6:54 PM  
Blogger Thoom said...

Six? I thought it was just four

March 20, 2011 11:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(Damn, Tim, do you know nothing of flattery?)

March 21, 2011 10:21 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Vixen, can you atleast post naked pix of yourself on PCXXX? It'll drum up a lot of support.

March 21, 2011 10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're being serious here, Xantes! Goddamit!

Hey, but if you wanna post naked pics, Vixen, ah, feel free.

March 21, 2011 11:10 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

So am I. TCM had said before she has some fine breastses.

March 21, 2011 12:31 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

"Why is that invitation/e-mail only open to Courtney?"

Because I'm Trenchcoat's sidekick, duh!

March 28, 2011 11:07 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


April 01, 2011 1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The prodigal demon has returned home!

April 01, 2011 2:48 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Yes, I'm back. And things will be changing.

Months ago, as I laid in bed thinking I wasn't gonna make it, I relived all the moments of my life and thought, there's so much to do. So many young girls.

Then I heard a voice saying, "Yes, so many young girls." It was Pedobear. I wasn't surprised, we've had drinks together and compared notes but what he did next did. Pedobear grabbed me and started pulling me to a dark hole in the floor. Pedobear had come to drag me down to the pits of hell where I was to be transformed into a young nubile Japanese girl. He told me this in his slobbery voice.

And my mind screamed, "God help me!"

And suddenly there was a great light that froze Pedobear!

And a voice said, "Sorry, God's rather busy right now planning an earthquake and a flood for the Japs in March. You know God, he loves those floods. But I can help. I am Saint Isidore of Seville." He waved his hand at Pedobear and he vanished in a swirl of agonizing pixels. So did his hole.

He spoke to me of many things, I will blog about it on my new blog "God's Light."

But the outcome is I am now a God Warrior of the internet. Blessings.

April 02, 2011 1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I should have guessed that pedobear was your spirit animal.

I guess the podcast is a no-go, then? I'll follow whatever sickness you're up to, anyway. Trenchcoat's gonna get his Spider Jerusalem on!

April 02, 2011 1:45 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Wait, does this mean T Mafia will be reviewing more Christian comics? See if you can get JD for the believer point of view. Do the Lisa story first.

When's the next episode?

April 03, 2011 8:28 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...


Ahem, got a little excited there. Please tell me this isn't just Starhawk hacking into TC's account.

April 03, 2011 10:54 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

I say this because the date of that post has me a little wary.

April 03, 2011 10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was kinda cautious because it was April 1st as well. Then I remembered that Starhawk is a moron.

April 03, 2011 11:45 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Wait, you mean it's Starhawk messing with us? I thought it was just TCM clowning around. About to do a resurrection episode or such.

I mean TCM, God Warrior of the internet, preposterous.

But I have friends who gone thru the whole near death experience and all of a sudden become too pious for my blasphemous nature. It's always sad to think, if Hell does exist, I'll be alone or atleast I won't know anyone down there.

April 03, 2011 8:28 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Hello again, visit my God's Light blog, please.

Praise God.

April 04, 2011 6:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This could be the greatest thing ever.

April 04, 2011 11:44 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

As Courtney is prone to say, "HEVEIGAJANIVLUSCAMUXLAVICH!#@$@$@!!!!!"

Greatest thing ever? Are you just saying that because he didn't mention you?

If this is Starhawk, why is he wasting his time pretending to be TCM and not updating us on TCM's status?

If this is TCM, really, god? Just because a supposed saint spoke to you while you were sick, you're a believer? This is the only good thing out of Serville.

Courtney did he email you yet?

April 05, 2011 12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's Seville, not Serville

His exemption of me mayyyyyyy have something to do with it!

I think you should take a deep breath and calm down. I don't think Starhawk has anything to do with this.

April 05, 2011 1:59 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

That's weird. I looked it up It's Isidore of Seville but "T Mafia" posted it as "Serville."

You sure it's not Starhawk or maybe it's MCTrekkie.

If it is TCM then it could be a Freudian slip, since "serville" means : of or befitting a slave or a menial position.

April 05, 2011 2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever the fuck that is, I've never heard of him. Don't know that much about Christianity, and I don't think many people do.

I think you're barking up the wrong tree. None of those Trenchcoat hangers-on would do this. I still contribute it to Tranchcoat Mafia

April 05, 2011 2:41 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Well I for one know alot about Christianity and Catholicism being that I was raised Catholic.
Damn, what a waste of fifteen years of my life.

Anyway TCM did mispell it, but he had several minor strokes, so give him a break.

I have yet to receive that email, it's been a few days.
I assume he's got alot of real life stuff to catch up on considering he's been out of action for about four to six months.

I'm desperate to talk to him again.

April 06, 2011 6:33 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Why Courtney it wasn't a waste of time. It's the path to the Lord. The path to be saved.

Yes my strokes have effected parts of my mind. Such as I had forgotten about Vichus, I knew I missed mentioning a black poster.

Vichus, of course you mock the Lord, mostly thru your ignorance. Men who never seen a plane will mock men who say they fly. Pick up a Bible, visit a church and learn about salvation.

Starhawk takes offense at being called a "hanger-on". He keeps visiting me every few days and tempting me with porn and other contraband. He doesn't understand me finding the path. No wonder Isidore of Seville said I shouldn't associate with him.

April 08, 2011 10:01 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


April 08, 2011 10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no, this could be Starhawk. Maybe you're right, Xantes

Whoever it is, I am afraid.

God is evil! ::Does a silly jig::

April 08, 2011 11:34 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Yeah, it's fucking Xantes. Because it went past April 1st I thought we were in the clear.
You Americans and your stupid April Fool's Day.

April 08, 2011 9:25 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Favorite video

April 08, 2011 9:28 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Aww. Courtney. You're still in denial. I have changed. I'm sorry that this hurts you, me finding God, but it has happened. I will pray for you.

Here's an inspirational song.

April 08, 2011 10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, he's slipping now. At any moment he'll be talking in the third person and talking about rape.

BTW, April Fool's is for EVERYONE. We don't hold claim over it.

April 08, 2011 11:00 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney doesn't need to be raped. That is a terrible thing to say. Maybe some mild spanking. Spare the rod and all that.

Have you not obtained a Bible yet Vichus? Yes, there is a lot of rape and violence in the Bible, but it's to show how much God is love. It's much like the Koran, but truthful.

April 08, 2011 11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually think the Koran is more to the point and doesn't mess about.

Hmm, who said anything about Courtney specifically? That's a very Starhawk target to pick.

April 09, 2011 2:47 AM  
Blogger PcxStarhawk said...

As much as Starhawk would enjoy discussing the raping of TCM's lead female minion, I am here to discuss TCM. Physically he is well as any 60 year old man has the right to be. Mentally, he's gone stupid. So stupid he has rejected the teachings of the First Son of PODON.

Can you imagine the gasping horror of Starhawk when TCM uttered the lying words, "I found God." CAN YOU!??! Almost enough to make the Tri-Cock shrivel. But the Tri-Cock is powerful and it did not shrivel.

At first Starhawk thought TCM was joking around and just messing with the old folks he was stuck with.

But then he had Starhawk wheel him into the hospital's Chapel. Starhawk thought TCM was just going to take a leak in the baptism water. Babies do it all the time.

Then the Galactic Heavens shuddered!! Starhawk watched as his compatriot prayed and cried.

Starhawk has tried to teach TCM the errors of his way. But TCM would always say "My god this." and "My god that."

So frustrated Starhawk that Starhawk is no longer allowed to visit and save TCM.

But the First Son of Podon has not given up on his undeserving friend!


April 11, 2011 10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really don't like this story arc!

April 11, 2011 11:12 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

And whose fault was that? Saint Isidore said I should stop associating with you but I let you visit me anyway. It's your fault you got banned. Screaming over and over, "Pedobear isn't real!" I told you God used Pedobear as a metaphor in my vision. And then there was the other stuff you did to annoy the staff, that I won't mention here.

Drop the first son of Podon charade and open your heart to God's light.


April 11, 2011 9:31 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Why? Why do I associate with you people?

April 11, 2011 11:41 PM  
Blogger PcxStarhawk said...

Courtney: You associate with us because you want to feel the Rapelistic Communion of the First Son of Podon.

Trenchcoat Mafia: Are you really gonna use Starhawk being a bit too loud, one time. One time!! For being banned from visiting you on your insanity bed?

You got scared, scared of the Words of Podon!! They were influencing you and to deny Starhawk's mello preaching you had to tell them to ban me.

Podon a charade? I challenge you to bring your "God", anytime, any place and Podon will bitch slap the both of you around. Podon will assrape your "God".


April 12, 2011 10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad this battle of faiths could not be captured in a podcast.

April 12, 2011 11:03 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Is there anything sacred that you will not blaspheme?! No, of course not. I know you all too well. I know of too many of your atrocities. I will let the Lord punish you.

If you would just drop this Podon joke and open your heart to God you would be at piece. You're black. You should believe in God. All black people believe in the God of their conquerors.

Stop accusing me of banning you from the hospital. You know it's your fault for thinking that a visitation to the hospital was an invitation to hang out for hours in places you had no reason to be. Why do you think the security guard was escorting you to my room after the first month? They told me about the maternity ward.

And leave Courtney alone. She does not deserve your malignant thoughts.

May God be with you.

April 12, 2011 5:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, Starhawk, you could be in pieces! Or, you know, whatever "Trenchcoat" meant.

I wish you both would come to the true, true realization that the God of Chaos, Set, is the god you should worship

April 12, 2011 9:47 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I think I'm gonna take a break from the "War of the Gods" and do as Vixen advised and relive all the old episodes. PCX: The Classics Tour.

Vichus: How does Set work?

April 13, 2011 6:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He doesn't work. He's the God of Chaos. He does, you know, whatever.

April 13, 2011 9:54 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

You know, it's not surprising that Starhawk is now banned from calling me at my hospital room. Before he blames me, my doctor was in the room when he called up and started yelling. The Doc asked for the phone, listened, covered the receiver. We spoke for 5 minutes before we agreed that it's better for my health not to talk to Starhawk for awhile. You could still hear Starhawk on the line. The doc then pressed some buttons and blocked him.


April 14, 2011 12:02 AM  
Blogger PcxStarhawk said...

Starhawk knows you had the ban put on him!

Anyway Starhawk has no time to play today. Here's an interesting video. TSA gets frisky.


April 14, 2011 11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what's up with you two.

April 14, 2011 1:53 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I found God. And Starhawk doesn't like it. What's not to get? Through no fault of mine Starhawk is being blocked from spewing his fantasies at me. It may well be heavenly intervention.

Praise God.

April 14, 2011 9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to your god blog?

April 14, 2011 11:58 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

I can't wait for the real TC to return so we can move on from this bullshit. Xantes is easily amused with the stupidest things


April 15, 2011 6:53 AM  
Blogger PcxStarhawk said...

What do you mean real TC?

Starhawk has been to the "real TCM"'s hospital bed and listened in amusement as he praised god. Starhawk has laughed in his wrinkly face. Do you know he now owns rosaries beads? Starhawk thought it was a sexually thing, he best not ask about.

If Black Luthor assraped Female Luthor, is it incest?


April 15, 2011 9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAAAND there's the rape. At least it was the threat of gay imaginary rape this time. BTW, no, it would be multivercest.

I don't know what "rosaries" beads are, but I guess you are making a reference to Catholic paraphernalia.

Like the ol' internet says, pics or it didn't happen, and as far as we know, Trenchcoat doesn't exist because we have never seen a pic of him.

Here's why I don't believe that Trenchcoat has gone to God: if he believes in God, that also means there is a Devil, and Trenchcoat would pick the cooler being. The devil is so much cooler than God ever was.

April 15, 2011 12:23 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Rosary beads are a religious item that help people remember how many prayers they've done. After my vision, I was talking to the hospital visiting nun and she gave me a freebie and some pamphlets.

Me just been too tired to blog on my God blog.

Why wouldn't I accept God? In the vision Hell was bad and scary. The light of God's servant was warm and comforting. And real. The devil may seem cooler to you but he is pre-destine to failure.

April 15, 2011 6:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From what you wrote there, you are either tired or you're starting to write like Starhawk. Rest up.

Who cares about hell being "bad and scary" when you're dead? What people have to get over is that if you are going to have an afterlife, you will not have a human body. It will be your soul, or whatever the hell left R. Budd Dwyer's body when he ate a bullet.

So if there is a hell, when we all go there we'll wonder why Lucifer decided to set up shop there, becauese our immortal soul will not feel any pain at all.

Can you torture a soul? Maybe you can bore a soul, or annoy it with some pop music.

April 15, 2011 11:45 PM  
Blogger PcxStarhawk said...

Vischus: you have a minuscule brain if you think Black Luthor assraping Female Luthor is gay. Or you like seeing things in a gay light. Starhawk's wisdom says, "Behold! it is so! VichusSmith does like the gay shit!"

Trenchcoat: "Hell is bad and scary"? Again you make Starhawk laugh. Is it fear that makes you no longer the misanthrope I knew you to be?

April 16, 2011 10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have an even smaller brain, because I called it "imaginary gay" which is different than gay gay. I also called it Multivercest.

Your crying over the (further) loss of Trenchcoat's respect must have caused you to miss that.

Yes, yes, you caught me, I do like gay stuff

April 16, 2011 12:03 PM  
Blogger PcxStarhawk said...

No your brain is still a minuscule brain, Starhawk said he, The Black Luthor would assrape the female Luthor. Male assrape Female. Not gay. Just because I said assrape, does not mean for you to bring up your experiences with being assraped. For in your case it was male assrape male, that's gay.

Alas, the fates are against Trenchcoat, for it was only a few afternoons ago that Starhawk cleverly sneaked past security and into his room. As part of Starhawk's disguise he wore medical scrubs and a face mask. Trenchcoat was okay but suddenly he had an attack, which the beeping machine let him know. Might have been the syringe the First Son of Podon was carrying, with no intention of using, simply part of his disguise.

TCM is recovering fine, so I've heard.

April 22, 2011 12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, where'd you hear that from, because according to the documented shenanigans as of late, Trenchcoat is enveloped in an impenetrable Jesus Pod.

Oh, and if there was a Female Luthor, she would develop a green and purple armored strap-on and ASSRAPE the Black Luthor, because the Black Luthor is a cuckold. Also, Multivercest.

I think all your talk of assrape made me believe you were talking homosexual foolishness once again.

You know how sometimes people like Beast or Nightcrawler would have to use a holographic projection to operate with "normal" people? Well whenever Starhawk comes on here, all that's projected is a Gay Luthor. My apologies.

April 23, 2011 1:52 AM  
Blogger Courtney said...

There is a female Luthor. I briefly considered cosplaying as her, but it would work best with a Superwoman or perhaps a Legion of Doom cosplay group.
Oh well, there's still female Loki, Doctor Doom by my side would make a nice accessory.

April 28, 2011 11:42 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Thank you for sidestepping Starhawk's questions of interdimensional rape.

I may be wrong, but I have a feeling that Trenchcoat is now sending me messages

I don't know why God is such a supporter of grafitti, but I guess since he created everything, it's OK.

April 28, 2011 12:23 PM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Almost forgot, Courtney. You'll get a kick out of this

April 28, 2011 1:11 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

"Female Loki", brrrrr... getting flashbacks of ComicCon 09 when I saw a black male cross-dressing as female Loki.

That's funny while on the Classic Tour of PCX, I rediscovered that Wicked Truth also believed all ass-raping was gay.

April 29, 2011 11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is ass-raping not gay?

April 29, 2011 12:15 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Ass-raping among participates of opposite sex isn't.

April 29, 2011 7:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anal sex is still a wee bit gay, even in hetero circumstances.

I don't understand hetero anal sex in general. Why you would go to the third input? Is a chick so loose that you have to go there, or is it that you just want to recapture the glory of banging a tight hole?

April 29, 2011 11:08 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Various of reasons, many in combination including your main reasoning, guys want the gay without the gay.

-She likes it.
-It's a taboo.
-It's naughty.
-It's kinky.
-It's tighter.
-It's something different.
-It's another hole to be in her, than you may feel closer to her.
-It's another hole.
-Showing off your experience and knowledge.
-More control over her.
-For pain freaks, they can make it hurt, good.
-It shows how gentle you can be.
-Birth control not needed, but you really should wear a condom because of the bacteria or repeat enemas.
-Some like a particular smell, dirty or clean.

April 30, 2011 11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot

- He's gay and in deep denial

- He's Starhawk

- He's both.

April 30, 2011 1:09 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...


I guess it's a good thing everyone's still posting...But, I can reassure you, the REAL TCM has not found God...I just visited him on Good Friday and he's still the same blasphemous mf he's always been!!! He said, since coincidentally there was a History Channel program on when I entered his room, "I was in a coma for almost two months and I didn't see anything...So there!!" (paraphrasing)

Seriously, y'all, he's getting better...Doesn't appear to be at Death's door anymore (cuz Death didn't want his ass anyway), but he still has a long road ahead of him...Not out of rehab yet...and yes, he still talks to me about doing new PCX shows..Again, I don't know when that's gonna happen... Sorry to my guys, but my nudie pics are reserved for only certain eyes (heh, heh)...

Starhawk, I need you to call me... Courtney, write your adopted mama sometimes!!!

May 08, 2011 2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess Trenchcoat's pinky toe had been affected by evil Christian forces while he slept and it did all that typing for him.

You mean you don't have a "Child of Podon" signal whenever you need Starhawk?

May 08, 2011 3:41 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Wouldn't it be more of an assrape signal to summon StarHawk?

May 08, 2011 9:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeeeap. Starhawk signal's probably a male ass that looks somewhat feminine.

May 08, 2011 9:48 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Kid Mission's ass?

May 09, 2011 10:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a "Kid Mission?"

May 10, 2011 6:16 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Kid Mission is a supposed young female fan who StarHawk used to flirt with until something happened, she might have been a guy, not absolutely sure since StarHawk didn't want to talk about it and TCM used to tease around it.

Vixen's back? TCM still recovering, So the Christian TCM has been a fake, unless this "Vixen" is a fake. I say show us the mammaries as proof.

May 10, 2011 8:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Starhawk don't care about the sex of the person as long as the booty hole is tight.

May 10, 2011 2:15 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I think StarHawk does care, that's why we no longer hear of Kid Mission.

"Vixen"- If you are the real Vixen, then are you prepared, just in case he needs to be euthanized, to carry out TCM's dream of dying by being snuffed out by Power Girl's boobs? All you'll need is a blond wig, white shirt with a hole cut out for the cleavage hole.

May 11, 2011 1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm wondering if Starhawk is going to be upset that there's a video game of the same name being made and he's not being consulted on it.

May 13, 2011 8:43 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

I did send an email to the address Vixen gave, unless that wasn't actually Vixen but Xantes being a tosser again.

May 15, 2011 3:53 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What's wrong with my idea of Vixen dressed as Power Girl to grant TCM's dream death? Now that we know he's still normal, the least we can do is give him the death he wants.

May 15, 2011 11:40 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Sorry for being out of commission for so long. Praise God for his mercy, I'm back. Atleast Starhawk admits what he has done, but omitted the part where he jumped on my bed, straddling my chest, causing my IV drip to be ripped out of my arm and screaming, "Here's your medicine, Jesus freak!" I managed to press my nurse call button, and passed out to his ranting about Podon, smelling his rather pungent breath as the orderlies pulled him off of me.

Set my recovery back by a few weeks. But thank the Lord I still live.

Yes, that is the real Vixen, but she is in denial. She won't accept that I have accepted God into my life. When she comes to visit it's like we're having different conversations.

-"You understand what it means that I have accepted God into my life?"
-"Oh no, Big Daddy Trenchy, I can't show you my breasts, you know. Doctor says you shouldn't get excited."
-"That's not what I said."
-"Well, maybe a little peak."

I'm feeling tired, talk to you all later. God Bless.


May 17, 2011 11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, "Trenchcoat" do you acknowledge the prophesied rapture on Saturday?

May 17, 2011 9:09 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Isidore of Seville, did not mention the Rapture the two times he visited me.

Praise God's Light.

May 18, 2011 3:35 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Courtney-Since you're 12 hrs ahead, how's the Rapture going? Found anything interesting that the Raptured left behind?

May 21, 2011 12:52 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Just to let you know, I was not Raptured. I was just busy in recuperating in rehab. Camping is just a deluded old man thinking he can know the will of God.

Tired, so I'll get back to you later. Praise God's Light.

May 27, 2011 8:49 PM  

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