Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Episode 133 - It did seem like such a WASTE, though, for the female to EAT the male afterwards.

PCX reviews Eerie (Warren) V1 #89

63 Comments:

Blogger XantesFire said...

It's not racist because Othello kills his wife in bed. He's killing his wife because he thinks she cheated on him. Later he kills himself once he discovers she was innocent. If it was a white guy doing all that you wouldn't even think of that as racist. In fact Othello is shown to be generally an intelligent man.

Early Bosko
Bosko's a dog
Their kids?

Confederate flag looks really cool. Just look at it with out thinking of it's racial history, it's a cool looking flag.

The 1st Captain Confederacy was a rebel against his country and later the mantle goes to a black woman pregnant with the first captains baby.

Mom's crazy. Clothes? I don't think clothing Anne Frank is that big of concern to wacky mom.

This was written in the 70's, they were people having sex with hippies, why would they mind matty hair and human stink.

Whoa, quoting Wertham loses any credibilty you had.

What world is Thoom living it? Kids can get something as mild as Eerie comic online at the right site.

They probably won't bother because they are busy downloading snuff and scat films and uploading their own orgy clips.

Would you fuck her at 16 in NJ

Courtney, that sounds like a US southern accent but how do u classify it?

November 04, 2009 2:07 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Yeah, I'd say I was trying to do a Southern accent.

I watched plenty of things that weren't suitable for me when I was a child. I turned out fine.

You know what's funny? I saw this on TV today, a woman was claiming her husband raped her.
Phht, she's his bitch he can do what he wants with her.

Oh also male rape victims, ha!

November 05, 2009 8:47 AM  
Blogger Thoom said...

How about those Yankees? Go New York!
HA!

November 05, 2009 10:44 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Yan...Kees?
Are they rapists?

November 05, 2009 10:53 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Tim:

Being the Yankees, I'm sure they rape each other in the locker room all the time...as they laugh at all the teams that can't even make the World Series like Tim's Dodgers (who, of course, have proven themselves to be nothing more than the Phillies' bitches two years in a row, now.)

Courtney:

The feminists have actually said, and I'm not making this up, "All heterosexual sex is rape." And then they get all offended if you call them dykes. Well, which is it, "ladies"?

I guess a chick could "rape" a guy if he was gay or something? Nah, not even then; he'd probably be more like, "Whoa! This is what I've been missing out on?!"

Xantes:

I wanna see "Othello" adapted in comic form with the characters from Memin Pinguin, just to make Tim's head explode.

I was all set to write the Animaniacs number off as a ripoff of that bit from Meaning of Life, but somehow the fact that there's a link to it right there makes it okay.

The Confederate flag is pretty impressive, as flags go. I've said it before, but just look at the Nazis and all their stuff: for some reason, the "bad guys" always get all the cool shit.

I probably should read the rest of Captain Confederacy; the fact that the creators eventually sold out to Marvel, though, does make me skeptical.

Yeah, if you live in sunny southern California, and have a bitch in your attic you don't let outside anyway, why waste money on clothes for her?

You have a point in that if the guy was used to fucking hippies, this chick was probably a step up, odor-wise.

As far as Wertham, I just wanna say I'm glad he's dead. Punk was a real-life super-villain if there ever was one. I guess Tim thinks kids shouldn't be reading anything other than Jack T. Chick comics or something. Although JTC snuff could actually be interesting ("You refuse to worship Jeebus? Then die!")

And does anyone actually believe Tim's claim that he wouldn't fuck Rachel True if she was "underage"? Didn't think so.

November 05, 2009 8:33 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Actually I have been told of a "really hansom" guy who was raped by 5 females. The girls were not good looking at all. One even had a lazy eye. At a party they took him into a room then jumped him. They handcuffed and tied him to the bed and threaten to chop his dick off. He couldn't cooperate until they blindfolded him. Supposedly the guy had nightmares about the incident. I know of this because one of the rapists told me the story and she thought it was hilarious especially since she thought she was the only pretty one of her 5 friends. She was Oprahish.

Memin does Othello? That would be fun. I may be wrong on this but I think they did a Shakespeare play. Memin got the part of court jester.

Animanics was a great cartoon. Plus they had Minerva Mink. And Mindy.

Aren't all Jack T Chick comics basically snuff and uses, "You refuse to worship Jeebus? Then die!"?

November 05, 2009 10:25 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2009/11/500x_doctor-doom_01.jpg

So that was my Friday night...

November 06, 2009 6:29 AM  
Blogger Thoom said...

>>Being the Yankees, I'm sure they rape each other in the locker room all the time...as they laugh at all the teams that can't even make the World Series like Tim's Dodgers >>

Right about now, they're laughing at the Phillies, and I am reveling in the disappointment that several Philadelphians are feeling right now. Philly fans are already the ugliest people in the nation, and now you're losers too. Is this why we haven't seen the faces of any of the founding fathers and mothers of PCX?

November 06, 2009 9:38 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

No wonder TC's view of the world is the way it is.
Move Trenchcoat, get out of there!

November 06, 2009 9:48 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, that story would make a great horror movie, 'cause can you imagine what the other four must look like?! The lazy eye was probably the one's best feature.

Speaking of heinous bitches, the most hideous human being ever born (or more likely, summoned from Hell), Bea Arthur, lived in LA. And yet, using Tim as an example, we can determine that every Los Angelino lusted after her (or should I say, "it"?) as the hottest thing they'd ever seen. Well, in Los Angeles, anyway. Ahem. Oh wait, I just used too many three-syllable words for a Dodgers fan (and I'd laugh at the Dodgers, but they're way too pitiful already) to understand, didn't I? After all, as has been correctly reported elsewhere -

http://www.yelp.com/topic/santa-monica-los-angeles-voted-most-stupid-unfriendly-city-in-the-us

- LA is (by far) the "most stupid city in the US". Big surprise there, huh? Now we know why Manny thinks "during the game" is a good time to, uh, take a shower. Duhhh!

November 06, 2009 8:29 PM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Tim, get a damn headset off of ebay from one of these cheap chinese retailers. It's like $10, maybe $13 with shipping.

November 07, 2009 8:15 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Xantes, by confederate flag, do you mean the Black Power flag?

(Thank you, "Selected Shorts")

BTW, I would like to apologize to JD for caling his website bad. I think I have seen a worse designed website, which is a site associated with Da Fixer. It's some guy named Darryl.

BTW, Xantes, I need a definition for "hansom." Never heard that word before.

I would also like to ask the panel if, by some magic, you were a child again, but with the mental faculties of an adult. Would it be wrong to make sexual advances on people your same age?

November 07, 2009 9:00 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Lemme just take a look at Da Fixer's new websi-- Aghhh! My eyes!!! And I see they've got every comics podcast in the world linked to except for THOOM! and Podcast X. I know they were going for "petty" but really, it's just sad.

And okay, it'd be cool to come on to little sluts my own apparent age if I got shot by a de-aging ray, but I'd still go after even younger bitches; after all, if I'm running after them, how fast can they possibly crawl away from me?

November 07, 2009 5:21 PM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

I was actuially referring to this beauty of a website, but Dafixer's site is a navigational nightmare. There's a lot to say for just using blog software rather than trying to make a site on your own.

I wonder what this guy DaFixer really looks like beyond the wacky photoshop cartoons he's turned he and his co-hosts into.

November 07, 2009 6:09 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Of course I meant "handsome", for some reason spell check was rejecting it before and only accepted it as "hansom."

I don't know if that story would make a good horror story today. Maybe back in the 80's or on Lifetime.

Black Power flag is really dull, reminds me of rainbow cookies. I meant this confederate flag.

November 08, 2009 12:03 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Now here's someone who really knows how to worship Satan.

November 08, 2009 12:19 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

No, sir, the black power flag

November 08, 2009 3:40 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Not getting it.

November 08, 2009 9:26 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

My Fault. There was this story on "Selected Shorts" called “The Appropriation of Cultures” where a black guy buys a truck with the rebel flag on it, and he starts calling it the "Black Power Flag"

November 08, 2009 10:34 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Sounds interesting, too bad you couldn't link the story.

November 08, 2009 3:24 PM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

There's actual audio of it being read, but not available online.

(BTW, my word verification this time was bippolar. I guess that means you're bipolar and you have a stuttering problem)

November 08, 2009 4:04 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I may have just read all those comments too fast together - DaFixer is a bipolar stutterer who watches Lifetime, flies a rainbow flag, and worships Satan?!

Damn.

November 08, 2009 8:49 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Stuttering problem?

Stop advertising for DaFixer, everytime I check out his podcast I end up cursing you guys for wasting my time. If stuff starts falling off your bodies, that's me laying out some Inca's curses.

November 09, 2009 1:50 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

No doubt you feared telling us that you you had such power because you knew we'd just ask you to use it against any number of enemy podcasts.

November 09, 2009 9:20 AM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

Well, sir, actually you were the first person I ever heard talking about Da Fixer at length, so it's you who's at fault.

I still have never checked out his podcast.

November 09, 2009 11:25 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Like I believe it works? I just play on the statistics, sooner or later someone I curse probably will have something fall off. And when it does I claim responsibility, works for churches.

Me speak of DaFixer? Only time I mention him is when someone else does. And usually it's referring to as, "Who's ...?" And I only do that because sometimes the podcasts mentioned here are entertaining.

November 09, 2009 12:16 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I'm sure the only instance of that word ever having been used before when talking about D_F___r was that one time he went to go fuck his mother and (five seconds later) she was all like, "Well, that was...um...entertaining."

November 09, 2009 11:45 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Nah, that's why I cursed you, Da F is not entertaining. Those guys ex-associated with Trekkie can be.

November 10, 2009 12:54 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Pfft. The original guys on that feed have apparently Rosenberged (i.e. "quit") anyway, so it's not like anyone's really thinking about them.

November 10, 2009 3:33 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yeah, depressing, actually what's more depressing is the "stoner" who does their podcast now and then.

November 10, 2009 9:46 AM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

You guys are saying things, but I'm not initiated. Who in thw what now podfade what?

November 10, 2009 10:07 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

The podfade-ees in question used to be these guys called "The Funnybook Haters" or something who've apparently Rosenberged and turned their whole show over to the last guy who still listened to them.

November 10, 2009 4:32 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Hey, then they should have turned over to me. I even turned them onto Weapon Brown, which one of them nominated "Comic of the Year."

November 10, 2009 4:37 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

Are you talking about Antifanboy? Nah, they don't even do a podcast, nor do the other shows that spawned from them. Although they did put out a vidcast a few days ago. I have yet to watch it.

November 10, 2009 5:11 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, the whole "post-nuclear Charlie Brown" thing is a brilliant idea; and Vichus, I wasn't even thinking about ANTiFanboy - you'd think I'd trash them for stealing the whole PCX "vibe", but at least they've mentioned us (and therefore in effect, promoted us) on their 'cast once or twice.

Speaking of promoting other shows, Vixen would probably want you all to know she has a new episode of Podcast XXX up (even though I keep trying to discourage her...)

November 10, 2009 7:20 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

If you think AntiFanboy are your spawn, then what about the Geek Savants? Take out pedophilia, insert lesbian wives and boom, Geek Savants.

Maybe having just 4 listeners will discourage Vixen from doing Podcast XXX

November 10, 2009 7:31 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What's wrong with Vixen doing Podcast XXX? I do think she might need a co-host, shows sound better with ideas bouncing around. Like a young perky foreigner. Actually I sometimes wonder why TCM hasn't taken the PCXXX over and done a search for a preteen he can co-host it with so he could explain the sexual acts, in detail, to her.

We weren't talking about Antifanboy. I was referring to Trekkie's old podcast.

Of course post nuclear Charlie Brown is a brilliant idea. And when you add militant Huey and Riley, Blind Annie, mutated Beetle Bailey, marijuana toking Brunhilda, ball-busting Blondie and all the rest, it becomes brilliant beyond words.

November 10, 2009 10:14 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

I like single host podcasts. Why does every podcast have to sound like very other podcast? That's why fucking FM radio sounds like shit now, because they have the same fake voiced guys with a no-fun woman as the third wheel.

The only way I'd like a co-host on podcast XXX is if it's a totally slutty woman.

Let Vixen play with her fucking big clit while she reviews porno books.

BTW, if you degenerates want some hentai manga, check out fakku.net or mangafox.com

November 10, 2009 10:57 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

We're degenerates? But you seem so familiar with the addresses. The one that really bothered me was that you knew an address to a manga dick-girls site.

How does my suggestions of two females or TCM and a female sound like every other podcast or the FM ideal of 2 guys and one female?

Slutty host? Is an okay idea but isn't that Vixen's role? You're not thinking ahead. Why get another already slutty co-host(unless they're gonna have lez sex), when you can get a more or less innocent girl and watch the corruption happen.

November 11, 2009 12:02 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Vichus:

Vixen's subscriber count hit two at one point, and it didn't discourage her!

I don't think I've ever listened to Geek Savants, as I'd probably remember any 'cast that had lesbian jokes in it.

Xantes:

At least one "young perky foreigner" we all know has politely declined to appear on PC3X. Amazingly, I wasn't tracked down and arrested on the spot for asking her if she wanted to be on the show in the first place.

Also, which one of Vichus' hentai links is the safe one? It's like I have to choose between two doors, but one of them has a she-male lion behind it.

November 11, 2009 1:55 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What? She's Australia. Isn't underage like 12 there? "You call that underage? That's not underage. Now this is underage."

November 11, 2009 2:41 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

The corruption has been happening all along.
Why I remember when I would only kill one person a month, now I'm up to three a week!

I would do PodcastXXX if the right comic came along.

November 11, 2009 7:05 AM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

That young aussie's probably intimidated by large illustrated cock.

Xantes, when I call you all degenerates, don't think I'm not including myself. ;)

November 11, 2009 8:20 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

http://io9.com/5401693/alan-moore-and-the-gorillaz-team-up-to-write-a-magical-monkey-opera

The world is suddenly perfect.

November 11, 2009 9:42 AM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

That's fucking awesome (weird) news. Thanks, jailbait!

November 11, 2009 9:51 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Vichus
I stand corrected. Sorry, so used to associating hypocrisy with another black blogger that I forget who I'm talking to.

November 11, 2009 10:20 AM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

BTW, where is Trekkie? Too busy hating blacks/mexicans/asians and being screamed at by his fourth wife?

November 11, 2009 10:34 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

No, he's hiding under my bed.

November 11, 2009 10:48 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Doesn't he stink wearing that koala suit you put him in?

November 11, 2009 5:00 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

To get the whole truth in Courtney's last comment, replace "hiding" with "locked in a trunk".

November 12, 2009 8:24 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Poor Trekkie, locked up in a trunk, dressed up as a koala bear. Let this be a lesson to all guys, not sure what it is, but it's a lesson.

November 12, 2009 9:04 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

You're just making me think how weird Pulp Fiction would've been if it was filmed in Australia.

November 12, 2009 9:47 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I'm no furry.
...I dressed him up as Hellboy.

Pulp Fiction Down Under. I would like to make this happen.
But it would probably have to be dubbed for American audiences so they understand what we're saying.

November 13, 2009 2:42 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Having just seen Wolf Creek, I can definitely say that certain Australian actors need to be dubbed or given "American English" subtitles, or something.

And since I already promoted Vixen's own latest non-PCX 'cast, I should probably mention that yours truly is in a new episode of THOOM! (#120), if any of you listen to the ones where it's just us talking (as far as I ever know at the time) "off the air".

November 13, 2009 9:01 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I'm now picturing Hellboy in an O.S Starfleet uniform. Guess he is going for his fourth wife.

I think you have to see Wolf Creek upside down. They forgot to adjust for hemisphere correction, so all those people won't sound upside down.

Actually I always thought Australia was somewhat like Pulp Fiction just less dancing and more kangaroo boxing.

November 13, 2009 9:27 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Poor Kirk. If Hellboy was on the original Enterprise, he'd be in command of the ship by the end of his first episode.

And your theory that Australians sound like they do because they're all upside-down does make perfect sense...

...although, as you pointed out, they do get to watch all that (upside-down) kangaroo boxing, so it can't be all bad.

November 14, 2009 5:12 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Who said Australia's bad? I'm just saying if the proper filters aren't used they sound upside down, just like in comic books. You understand some of the words but sooner or later you'll have to flip the whole thing around.

November 14, 2009 8:11 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I just can't imagine a Hellboy/Star Trek crossover. The two cannot exist within the same space!

November 15, 2009 4:33 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Sure they can. Off the top of my head- In the last battle fought by Hellboy and his allies against the Behemoth and it's allies, all magically creatures were destroyed or expunged from the Earth. The years past by, the world forgets and the age of Starfleet arises. The Enterprise receive a distress call from a research vessel investigating a pulsating object in space. The crew of the research vessel had landed on a nearby colony planet and under the control of the pulsating object had begun to turn the colonists into frogs. Kirk, Spock and Red Shirt go down to investigate. Red Shirt turns into a large frog and damages the communicators. They escape and find a deep crater with Hellboy at the bottom. Spock awakens Hellboy using Vulcan mindmeld. Hellboy helps them fight off the frogs and they use a colony radio to beam up. Hellboy tells them the pulsating thing is the Behemoth, an ancient evil. Kirk says, "Magic, smagic, load photon torpedoes, fire." And they destroy it. Spock comments on it's easier killing demons when you have something better than primitive spears and swords. Proving science beats gods.

November 15, 2009 9:50 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

In defense of gods (the evil ones, anyway), you'd probably need at least a Wave Motion Gun to take out Cthulhu and his buddies.

November 15, 2009 4:34 PM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...

Thoom:

"Is this why we haven't seen the faces of any of the founding fathers and mothers of PCX?"

Oh, we're here Tim. We'll always be here. Like Polio or a woman's cyclical drippings, or the book of the month club, or... dare I say it... rent.

November 16, 2009 7:52 AM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

That is a sad, sad fact.

November 16, 2009 8:23 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Just point out your favorite Jew stereotypes in retaliation against Rosenberg(er?).

Itunes sells Amos and Andy, is that racist or capitalism? Why is an old time rebroadcast of A&A bad?

How can you be other than a sidekick to Captain America? The Avengers, are sidekicks to Captain America.

Let's see Vixen's tats.

Dressed Trekkie as Hellboy? Is she trying to make Trekkie turn her on?

Wow, I forgot about my Hellboy/Star Trek crossover story.

September 08, 2011 5:19 AM  

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