Sunday, August 05, 2007

Episode 53 - "We may be ANIMALS...but we're too GENTLEMANLY to battle girls!"

PCX reviews Adventure Comics V1 #364
(part 2 of 2)

11 Comments:

Anonymous kid mission said...

Penises

August 07, 2007 1:41 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Q: What's Kid Mission's favorite thing to put in her mouth?

A: See above post.

August 08, 2007 1:11 AM  
Anonymous THOOOOOOM! said...

You know, this was the worst thing The Mission has said about us yet. And we didn't even talk about him/her in this episode.

Come to think of it, that's probably why (s)he's angry..We didn't pay her any attention this time. Perhaps Kid Mission is a woman after all.

August 08, 2007 1:03 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

That actually makes sense.

Hey, remember the Star Trek episode where Scotty knew that Kirk wasn't himself because he'd never before seen his Captain, quote, "red-faced with hysteria"?

Sure enough, James T. was possessed by the evil (and highly emotional) Janice Lester, Typical Female.

Kid Mission = Janice Lester 2.0

This sort of thing is exactly why the great Dave Sim once said that women "...were correctly denied the vote for so long" (italics mine).

August 08, 2007 7:52 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Now, there's the misogynisitc man I know and love...and WILL tame.. heh, heh

August 09, 2007 8:33 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

See? They're all delusional.

August 10, 2007 10:30 AM  
Anonymous Kid Mission said...

Unfortunately you're gonna have to make up your minds about the unified theory of my gender.

You can't be throwing around misogyny and accusing me of being an impostor at the same time boys, you just can't have it both ways.

August 12, 2007 11:46 PM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

"Unfortunately you're gonna have to make up your minds about the unified theory of my gender."

No we don't. As long as you gender is a mystery, we can make fun of you gender as we see fit. Shit, you might be a hermaphodite, it which case these insults are totally appropriate.

August 13, 2007 12:47 AM  
Blogger kafraco said...

Captain America is dead and Jack Staff is maimed, not because of Civil War or because of anything that Tony Stark did. Those things happened because those two "heroes" didn't Register when they were supposed to Register. If Captain America had signed up when he was supposed to, do you think that drafting Bullseye and the others would have even been an option?

August 28, 2007 8:33 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Even putting aside the fact that the Registration Act is unconstitutional to begin with, I don't see why Captain America (R.I.P.) should've had to register at all, considering that:

1) He didn't technically have "super-powers" - the Super-Soldier Serum in his bloodstream may have kept him at the peak of human physical potential, but if taking drugs to make you big and strong makes you super-powered, then the Thunderbolts should hunt down Barry Bonds and make him register, too.

2) Cap was not only already an agent of SHIELD...

3) ...but one with a public identity to boot!

August 29, 2007 9:43 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Paper and wax are organic, but Chameleon Boy and Proty can turn into non organics.

Again, IronMan's motivation-Money.

I think they don't want to call it a weekly because weekly never do okay, it just makes the stories seem more endless but if you call it a series people know it end.

What superhero from Dial H ever became a regular?

The relationship between mice and scientists.

Since I'm listening to these episodes about one per day, I still remember an episode where you could hear dogs barking in the background. Were they yours, MCT?

Too bad it takes Superman becoming an alien's pet for him to understand not to talk down to his pets.

Horse urine.

Science Police or Space Patrol.

Why wouldn't you tell your friend she's riding around on a grown man.

Maybe that's why Superman doesn't save a lot of black people, if he does, they think he's an angel.

More Batman hate, have I mentioned Marshal Law's Kingdom of the Blind.

Which would you do young and fat Precious from the movie "Precious" or a good looking 40 year old?

Hatcher attractive? I'm watching Lois and Clark and I've never found her attractive. She was freaky looking even then. In some stills she looks cute, but when her mouth starts moving, ecck. Penny Parker, blah.

And if there wasn't a registration law in the first place they wouldn't have gotten hurt for not registrating. Sort of like would there have been gangsters and booze runners if there hadn't been prohibition.

June 08, 2011 2:05 AM  

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