Sunday, September 06, 2009

Episode 129 - "Underneath all this, I'm still the same old CORPSE."

PCX reviews X-Statix #12
(part 1 of 3)

29 Comments:

Blogger Thoom said...

This is the Britney Spears/Esquire cover I was talking about early in the show.

September 07, 2009 12:46 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I'm not even gonna make fun of Britney Spears because she's such a filthy little whore-- er, I mean, she's such a...simple little thing that all a guy's gotta do is look her in the eye and promise not to rape her...y'know, if she'll just let you fuck her instead.

September 07, 2009 2:13 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Damn, I would have bet it was fried chicken he was eating.

Tim has to state "women with pussy", because he lives in Cali and from what I heard there are plenty of "women with dicks" walking the boulevards. So it's understandable that he's used to something else.

Britney seems the type that you can demean her any which way as long as you look into her eyes and say, "I love you." And she would forgive rape if you "sincerely" apologized and promised to invited some friends for next time.

X-static was great, but it has no place in the mutant hating Marvel universe. It didn't make sense that they were big time celebrities everyone loved while the rest of the Marvel universe were killing mutants wholesale.

He does preach in his comics, if you read Madman and Red Rocket 7, you see some references to Mormonism.

Jesus did let himself get killed, he knew what was coming. He says so himself. But how is death a big deal to a being who can easily cross the life/death barrier like a person scratches his nose? You know what's on the other side and you get to be king for all of eternity. I think Yukuza members who have to cut off their fingers in order to stay in that organization lose more that Jesus did.

Karate Kid has beaten Batman.

There's a Commodore 64 game about a stranded astronaut trying to find the equipment to stay alive and save himself, I forget what's it called but there used to be a character on it who looked like Doop. All he did was chase you and killed you, you would have to get away 2 or 3 screens before he stopped chasing you then he would wander around til he found you again.

Nope, Green Lantern should be exclusively a space based comic. You become a space cop and you want to hang around the earth all the time? Work a mundane job?

Wait, no complains about the stereotypical black characters?

Wait, what? defending the exaggeration of reality in a fictional comic?

The funny thing is in real life if there was a dead model, Mormons would be protesting against the unnatural.

September 09, 2009 8:59 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

In a world where Stepin Fetchit II (aka Tyler Perry) gets to make "movies", the existence of that fried chicken video doesn't even surprise me.

I think the states bordering California pick up any wandering trannies and dump them off on the Cali side of the state line just like the suburban police outside Philly dump their homeless on us (I'm not even kidding; they got caught doing it!)

All bitches should take Britney on as their personal role model and give up that whole silly "self-esteem" thing the dyke feminists have brainwashed into them.

Actually, one of the reasons I liked the series was that it ignored all that tired anti-mutant crap. Also, I liked the seemingly ludicrous, but totally believable premise that if the mutant heroes would just sell out and become shallow, self-serving celebrity types then the idiot public would embrace them. Just look how evil mutant (she has the power to generate money with no actual talent) Britney Spears has us all talking about her.

Allred really is batshit insane. Golden Plates, anyone?

Y'know, if someone made up a story about a Yakuza guy's severed finger "coming back to life", the Japanese wouldn't be so retarded as to not only believe the story, but worship the finger as their saviour.

Karate Kid kicked Batman's ass? Huh. That's one gay-bashing I'm sure we can all approve of.

And here I thought Doop was a totally original design. Even if both he and that video game character were probably both based on the creators thinking, "Hmm...what this project needs is a creepy pickle-looking dude..."

Hal wouldn't need a job if he stayed on Earth; he could make a living just pimping out Arisia to pedophiles (and don't believe all that "in, umm...space years she's somehow an adult!" bullshit.)

Tim might not have complained about Venus or the Anarchist being stereotypical, but I'm not surprised that he still found some reason or other not to trash them anyway.

Good point about Mormon hypocrisy. Then again, I'm sure there's secret writing on their magic underwear that explains everything...

September 09, 2009 9:42 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yeah, that's what I liked about X-Statix also, but I was tired of the whole X-people stuff at the time. Plus I think Allred did sneak some Mormonism in, I forget what, but I remember it pissed me off at the time.

You're thinking too small, or maybe I'm taking Kirk's life lesson too seriously, "What color? Don't matter, no teeth, no acid secretion, then it's good pussy. Go fuck it." Hal has the ring that can do anything he wants, you know he is a pedophiliac. So why not quietly use little girls through out his section of space. He could disguise himself, become invisible, de-age himself, make her forget. It would be so easy.

Their underwear only explains that their cult was started by a freemason.

September 10, 2009 1:03 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

It's probably a good thing that most of what I know about Mormonism comes from those South Park episodes where they trashed it; otherwise, I might have caught Allred's propaganda and been properly annoyed.

I'm thinking Hal could probably just use his ring to de-age any chick that he comes across, so he wouldn't even have to seek out all the little bitches who'd already be underaged in the first place.

September 10, 2009 7:33 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Even better. I so want a ring now.

Yeah, it's weird, Madman used to be my favorite but once I found out he was a mormon and he laced it with mormonism I couldn't read it any more. Madman slapped another guy's eyeball out of his head and then chewed it in front of him as a threat. How can you not like a guy like that?

September 10, 2009 9:01 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What was really going on if not for the Mormonism.

Oops, that was today?

September 11, 2009 1:30 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Ah, how we've all missed those X.L.F. updates; and what's funny about this one is how in keeping with the book's sense of humor it is - who knows, maybe that was Milligan's original dialogue for the scene before Allred got his magic underwear all in a bunch over it.

Speaking of Allred, I dunno; that whole eyeball-chewing thing does sound pretty cool...!

September 11, 2009 11:53 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yeah it does, but sometimes Madman seemed like all he was doing was running around the forest.

Another thing Allred did that sounded good, Eyes to Heaven, story about an incestuous brother and sister. It was a silent black and white movie, I know I've seen it twice but I don't remember anything other than I was wondering what drug I'm suppose to take for this movie to work.

September 12, 2009 10:11 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

So I look the Allred flick up on IMDb only to find it's apparently about...uh, "milk vampires"?!

Oookay...

September 12, 2009 11:54 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I've been looking around for a suprise guest host for something different and to get us more traffic.
Doc Hammer said no, Kyle Sandilans never replied.
Most recently I've emailed Linkara from That Guy With the Glasses who also reviews bad comics.
Can't think of any other Internet personalities I'd like to have on the show.

September 15, 2009 8:30 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

How about Jason Yungbluth from www.whatisdeepfried.com. He seems like the type to appreciate PCX. Or Hard from Sexy Losers.

September 15, 2009 2:09 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Can't think of any other Internet personalities I'd like to have on the show.

Courtney, that's actually a relief considering PCX is "booked" solid through the end of the year (which is a good example of why my minions should always consult me about stuff like this!) Admittedly, Linkara ('cause I like his show myself) I'd find a way to squeeze in, though.

Xantes, that first link is broken or dead or something. I'd never even heard of the web comic before, but I assume it's pretty funny if the "I AM NOT MAKING YOU INTO A STEAK!!!" strip I just saw there is any indication.

September 15, 2009 5:20 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Really? You never heard of Sexy Losers? It does topics on masturbating, incest, necrophilia, pedophilia, bukkake, scat, almost everything. The guy in the strip you read works as a mortician to pick up dates. The girl is the resurrected dead girl he kept in his closet, now seeking revenge. The artist had to slow down about two years ago cause he had some hand problems.

Yeah something is wrong with the Deep Fried site, looks like maintenance. Here's an article someone did. Really I never posted it here or told you about it? Figured I would have told you about his Clarissa storyline. Little girl with family problems. My main favorite from there is Weapon Brown, post apocalyptical Charlie Brown. I like playing the "Peanuts" theme whenever I read it.

September 15, 2009 5:44 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Oh, the "Deep Fried" guy apparently hates Batman - well, he's okay by me, then!

And stuff like Weapon Brown is always good - it's pretty impressive when you can take what you'd think would be a two-minute Robot Chicken sketch or something and actually turn it into an ongoing project.

September 15, 2009 6:03 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Okay, it's back up.

If you pay close attention to the title header, it looks like Calvin will soon be introduce to the storyline. The storyline "A Blockhead's War" is vol 2. "A Peanut Scorned is vol 1, it consist of his origin and a look at the other Peanuts characters.

September 15, 2009 7:13 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes? If they're bringing in characters now from other strips, he should team up with Weapon Brown, then they should rape some comic strip bitches, and the big finale to that story should be Hobbes getting to torture and kill Dennis the Menace. I never could stand that little brat.

September 15, 2009 7:34 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

They already have other strip characters, like Beetle Bailey, Mary Worth, Doonesbury, Dilbert, Blondie, Wizard of Id, Boondocks, Popeye, B.C, Garfield, Bloom County, Dick Tracey, Heathcliff, Get Fuzzy, a few others. I wanna see Family Circus, Kathy, Liberty Meadows, and Rose is a Rose.

September 15, 2009 10:03 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I got Linkara!
Should it just be him and I or do you want to be there too?
It would be a pain in the ass to have to organise three people to be on Skype at the same time though.

September 16, 2009 6:19 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

How do I record this thing if I am going solo?

September 16, 2009 6:51 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Are you aiming for an interview or to do a crossover/analyzing a comic?

Speaking of younger underage girls associating with older guys, here's the link to Clarissa, another strip by Jason Yungbluth.

September 16, 2009 3:19 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I will interview him a little bit at the beginning. I have about a dozen questions.
And then he can pick a comic to review.

Now it's just a matter of finding a time that suits both of us.
Damn timezones!
I would happily stay up late/get up early, but I'm not sure my family would appreciate that.
I guess I could take my laptop to the back shed.

September 16, 2009 10:17 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Backshed-The possibilities.

September 17, 2009 11:43 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Well Courtney, I guess it's just you and Linkara, then...unless/until you wind up just throwing your hands up in the air and crying out, "Oh, whatever made me think I could do all this on my own? Little girls should always rely on big, strong men to do everything for them! They're all so much smarter and wiser than we could ever be!" At which point, of course, I'll pat you gently on the head as you're still sobbing and just take over.

You'll need PrettyMay to get any kind of good recording outta this; and you'll actually have to spend money too (whatever the Aussie equivalent of $25 is, I guess) to get the version everyone actually uses that doesn't just cut off after thirty minutes or less.

Assuming the final product is okay sound-wise (meaning that everyone can hear and understand whatever you guys are saying), I'll air it on PCX to guarantee that people actually listen to it; and yes, I'll undoubtedly append a review or something of my own. The very notion of a Podcast X episode without me after all, is just unthinkable.

Oh, and while you guys are deciding on a book, just try not to pick any specific issue of something that's already been reviewed on the show. What?! Am I saying that a PCX review where I pass judgement on something is the final word on any funnybook in question, you ask? Well...yeah. I mean, come on.

Xantes, I'm all typed out now. And since it's all Courtney's fault, if you want to put her over your knee, pull down her panties, and spank her bare teenage ass to punish her then I guess I can't stop you. (And you know what's funny? I only remembered your website after I typed that, which proves you're doing a pretty effective job of putting thoughts of spanking Courtney in guys' heads...!)

September 19, 2009 6:03 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yeah, I've been slacking off on the spankings. Must do more.

September 19, 2009 11:23 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Do you need spanking suggestions?
How about Humphrey Bogart? I don't know why, but I get the impression that guy would spank you straight.

Or McCoy. There's a great episode where he smacks a bitch.

Of course the audio quality will be fine. I don't have a shithouse computer like yours and I have this uncanny ability to just make things work.

September 19, 2009 10:50 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Just for that, it'd serve you right if Xantes had my poor, put-upon computer tan your hide! In fact, I can just picture a big reel-to-reel computer with old school animation style rubbery arms and Mickey Mouse gloves spanking you in a scenario that (once the computer gets turned on by your tears of pain and joy) inevitably turns into a remake of Demon Seed...

September 19, 2009 11:43 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Actually Christians and other religions like writing about "sick" and "depraved" behavior because it "shows" people how lost you are without their god.

No, suicide is bad to religion, need asses in the benches.

Karate Kid knows SUPER karate.

A brutal secretly federal funded black ops team- understandable.
A reality TV base black ops team made out of unstable mutants? I think not.

Allred's people drawing get tiring, they all look the same.

Gotta do the spankings.

September 04, 2011 10:08 AM  

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