Sunday, September 06, 2009
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- THOOM Comics Revue
- 2013/11/21 - Shortbox Showcase and Podcast X
T MAFIA ON GEEK BRUNCH/RETRO-CAST
- 2009/01/29 - Just about everything
- 2013/03/29 - Some Kirby and Albums with Trenchcoat
T MAFIA ON PODCAST XXX
- 2012/09/08 - Nekromantik (1987 film)
- 2012/12/02 - Click Book 2 (part 1 of 4)
- 2012/12/16 - Click Book 2 (part 2 of 4)
- 2012/12/30 - Click Book 2 (part 3 of 4)
- 2013/01/13 - Click Book 2 (part 4 of 4)
- 2013/06/15 - Kitsaku the Letch ep. 1 (2002 OVA)
T MAFIA ON STACEY'S PODCAST PARLOUR
- 2013/05/26 - I Haven't Seen That
T MAFIA ON THE CINEMATIC ATTIC
- 2009/05/25 - Charles Manson Superstar (1989 film)
T MAFIA ON THE COMIC BOOK ATTIC
- 2008/12/28 - 100th episode jamboree
- 2009/01/28 - Bewitched #8
- 2009/02/27 - Superboy V1 #78
- 2009/03/17 - Sugar & Spike #1
- 2012/12/27 - Secret Wars II #5
T MAFIA ON THOOM
- 2008/04/22 - Twisted Tales #5
- 2008/05/02 - The Transformers V1 #13
- 2008/06/10 - The Incredible Hulk V1 #420 (part 1 of 3)
- 2008/06/11 - The Incredible Hulk V1 #420 (part 2 of 3)
- 2008/06/17 - Saturday morning cartoons
- 2008/06/23 - Mantlo - A Life in Comics (part 1 of 2)
- 2008/06/25 - Mantlo - A Life in Comics (part 2 of 2)
- 2008/11/09 - Worst comics ever
- 2008/??/?? - T Mafia vs. Batman
- 2012/08/16 - Howard the Duck V1 #14
- 2012/08/29 - Howard the Duck V1 Annual #1 (part 1 of 2)
- 2012/08/30 - Howard the Duck V1 Annual #1 (part 2 of 2)
- 2012/09/03 - Ultimate X #2
- 2012/09/06 - Howard the Duck V1 #15
- 2012/09/10 - The Big Lie #1
- 2012/09/13 - Howard the Duck V1 #16
- 2012/09/17 - Corporate Crime
- 2012/09/20 - Howard the Duck V1 #17
- 2012/09/28 - Tales to Astonish V1 #42
- 2012/10/22 - The Next Nexus #1
- 2012/10/28 - Elvira's House of Mystery #5
- 2012/10/29 - Infernal Man-Thing #1-3
- 2012/10/31 - Legion of Monsters V1 #1
- 2012/10/31 - Epic Illustrated #29
- 2012/11/07 - Paying for It
- 2012/12/17 - Crazy Magazine #8
- 2012/12/19 - Howard the Duck V1 #19
- 2013/02/11 - Plop! #16
- 2013/02/18 - The Phantom Zone #1
- 2013/03/13 - Sex and affection
- 2013/03/17 - Eerie (Warren) V1 #81
- 2013/03/24 - Injustice: Gods Among Us #2-4
- 2013/03/31 - Crazy Magazine #14
- 2013/04/07 - Batman Incorporated #8
- 2013/04/17 - The Phantom Zone #2
- 2013/05/03 - Love and Rockets - New Stories V3
- 2013/05/12 - Destroyer Duck #1
CLASSIC PCX
- Episode 1 - Podcast Macht Frei
- Episode 2 - Gloria Steinem's Favorite
- Episode 3 - Have You Seen These Children?
- Episode 4 - The Fine Points of the Law
- Episode 5 - No Powers? No Problem!
- Episode 6 - Godcast X
- Episode 7 - Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 8 - Beneath the Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 9 - Pimpadelic Podcast
- Episode 10 - Modcast X
- Episode 11 - Modcast X II
- Episode 12 - Pass the Prozac
- Episode 13 - Podcast X No More!
- Episode 14 - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Wookie Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask
- Episode 15 - Season Finale
- Episode 16 - X Minus One
- Episode 17 - X Minus One II
- Episode 18 - Thanks for the Mammaries
- Episode 19 - Thanks for the Mammaries II
- Episode 20 - Life During Wartime
- Episode 21 - Life During Wartime II
- Episode 22 - Is It Wicked Not to Care?
- Episode 23 - Snakes on a Podcast
- Episode 24 - Gothcast X
- Episode 25 - Hail Satan!
- Episode 26 - Hail Satan! II
- Episode 27 - Voulez Voodoo?
- Episode 28 - Hail Satan! III
- Episode 29 - Bloodsucking Freaks
- Episode 30 - Hail Satan! IV
- Episode 31 - Practical Magic
- Episode 32 - Flesh Feast
- Episode 33 - Podcast Xmas
- Episode 34 - Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
- Episode 35 - Voulez Voodoo? II
- Episode 36 - Pedocast X
- Episode 37 - Back in the USSR
- Episode 38 - No Future
- Episode 39 - Catch-52
- Episode 40 - "The government is NEVER wrong, about ANYTHING!"
- Episode 41 - "You're RUDE and OFFENSIVE, Guy Gardner."
- Episode 42 - "Yes...I'm...uh...due on patrol, anyway!"
- Episode 43 - "Your butt looks big in those giant pants."
- Episode 44 - "No hope at all."
- Episode 45 - "Where the ghost men are."
- Episode 46 - "Can a man DO such a thing?"
- Episode 47 - "Truck."
- Episode 48 - "UNHAND ME, MORTAL!"
- Episode 49 - "So much for that clown!"
- Episode 50 - "Enough of your maudlin self-pity!"
- Episode 51 - "I will suffer your impudence--NO MORE!"
- Episode 52 - One day, in the 30th century, five super-animals frolic through the void...
- Episode 53 - "We may be ANIMALS...but we're too GENTLEMANLY to battle girls!"
- Episode 54 - "Velly clever!"
- Episode 55 - "Dammit, Venom's going to eat him."
- Episode 56 - "Every time I kill someone, I become more like God."
- Episode 57 - "I'm busy bleeding."
- Episode 58 - "Fake volcano too much?"
- Episode 59 - "My powers of seduction are irresistible."
- Episode 60 - "They're STUPID...but DANGEROUS!"
- Episode 61 - "I was just going to use that cucumber to make a salad, honestly."
- Episode 62 - "When I press your lips with mine, my darling, you will know that I am really real!"
- Episode 63 - "Let me clue you IN, Billy Graham--there is no God!"
- Episode 64 - "I will eat my rabbits ALONE!"
- Episode 65 - "Ah don't aim tuh DIE here all trussed up like some blamed Thanksgivin' TURKEY!"
- Episode 66 - "Only through my POWERS OF MIND did I ESCAPE..."
- Episode 67 - "Careful with those thorns, hon."
- Episode 68 - "Now you're a REAL junkie!"
- Episode 69 - "Cut the happy jazz, huh?"
- Episode 70 - The two one-legged girls attract the curious...
- Episode 71 - "?"
- Episode 72 - "By volunteering for this test you've made a remarkable contribution to SPACE MEDICINE."
- Episode 73 - "WAAAUGH"
- Episode 74 - "...and you shall accomplish what lesser men would term MIRACLES."
- Episode 75 - "Tarim's teeth!"
- Episode 76 - "You would prepare HORSE FEED for an earth-pig born?"
- Episode 77 - "NOW what?"
- Episode 78 - "I've heard you're pretty much the Devil incarnate."
- Episode 79 - "And...you are...?"
- Episode 80 - "SUPERGIRL!"
- Episode 81 - "I can be as nasty as I want!"
- Episode 82 - "And who's this ugly little monster?"
- Episode 83 - She had read an article in the ITALIAN EDITION OF VOGUE on FOOT-BINDING IN THE ORIENT which had really struck home with her!
- Episode 84 - And thus was born this WEIRD AVENGRESS OF THE NIGHT!
- Episode 85 - "You see, kids, Tavi will come back and STEP on us, you see."
- Episode 86 - "I KNOW ALL--AND ALL I KNOW, I HATE!"
- Episode 87 - "Have you any IDEA what it's like explaining to people that you're NOT a robot?"
- Episode 88 - "Send me into the dark, and I will live again."
- Episode 89 - "He could cause snowstorms and make little girls grow beards."
- Episode 90 - "Possession by space-ghosts?"
- Episode 91 - "Oh, now THIS is just stupid."
- Episode 92 - "Oooh, that makes me simply FURIOUS!"
- Episode 93 - "We love you, and Jesus does too."
- Episode 94 - "Highway SAFETY films, man!"
- Episode 95 - "Jenifer, NO!"
- Episode 96 - "Your right leg was utterly delightful..."
- Episode 97 - "Mmmm...the WOUND is still FRESH!"
- Episode 98 - "I could be GIRL FRANKENSTEIN."
- Episode 99 - "The fire inside her will be put out!"
- Episode 100 - "PHASE ONE complete."
- Episode 101 - "And who are YOU to swear by Ymir?"
- Episode 102 - "But I'll WARM you--warm you with the FIRE in my OWN BLOOD--"
- Episode 103 - "I tell you, the bird lies!"
- Episode 104 - "THE Mortimer Money?"
- Episode 105 - "Only one of us can be the Lone Ranger."
- Episode 106 - "Does Loch Lomond have bonnie banks?"
- Episode 107 - "This, folks, is SPLEUNKING in STYLE!"
- Episode 108 - "You've flipped your SUNBONNET, man!"
- Episode 109 - "Holy Harkov!"
- Episode 110 - FIN FANG FOOM!
- Episode 111 - "The freedom-loving traitors must be seized and punished!"
- Episode 112 - "They mean the sky-demons from Mars, who hurl long-range, disintegrating super-bombs!"
- Episode 113 - "I'll kill your mother and then find you and I'll cut off one of your furry, tick-ridden legs."
- Episode 114 - "I'm talking new, improved zombies."
- Episode 115 - "Just don't ask where I was when I heard about J.F.K."
- Episode 116 - "In the fast food restaurant of LIFE--Dolores was a CHEESEBURGER DELUXE."
- Episode 117 - "You should have a sign: 'NO ONE UNDER 41 ADMITTED WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT.'"
- Episode 118 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote
- Episode 119 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Episode 120 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 3: Dream Warriors
- Episode 121 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote: The Final Chapter
- Episode 122 - "Surrender, Doctor, and face your Dalek masters."
- Episode 123 - "DETONATE THE REALITY BOMB!"
- Episode 124 - "Feeling no pain..."
- Episode 125 - "We cannot solve our sadness."
- Episode 126 - "So if I did a Nintendo thing called 'Flying Chainsaw Jesus' I'd be rich?"
- Episode 127 - "Score one for the Afro!"
- Episode 128 - "Because I want you to BEG for it, bitch!"
- Episode 129 - "Underneath all this, I'm still the same old CORPSE."
- Episode 130 - "We're crazy superstar mutants!"
- Episode 131 - "Daddy'll take good care of you..."
- Episode 132 - "But she must be at least EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!"
- Episode 133 - It did seem like such a WASTE, though, for the female to EAT the male afterwards.
- Episode 134 - "Besides, I kinda LIKE seeing you get your uppity on, Emp."
- Episode 135 - "That WAS quite badass...!"
- Episode 136 - "Elissa, (SOMEHOW) you accessed OBJECT 524 (verboten, verboten, VERBOTEN)...!"
- Episode 137 - "HMMM."
- Episode 138 - "IIIII II II III IIIII"
- Episode 139 - "Case still open..."
- Episode 140 - LUKE CAGE AIN'T GLEN CAMPBELL.
- Episode 141 - "We're READY for your kind!"
- Episode 142 - "Some baby!"
- Episode 143 - "I'll look the dame over all I pleases!"
- Episode 144 - "Good-bye, cruel world!"
- Episode 145 - She now belonged to another society, another world; a world of pot, LSD and free love.
- Episode 146 - "I just didn't think a DUCK could make me feel that way!"
- Episode 147 - "But if he don't unglue his eyes from yer mammaries, I'll--!"
- "Episode 148 - "Just for once shut up and KISS me, huh?"
- Episode 149 - "My name is MORONICA!"
- Episode 150 - "I didn't do a lot of crime-fighting in those first few weeks."
- Episode 151 - "Let's cut his BALLS off!"
- Episode 152 - "Okay, you cunts."
- Episode 153 - "Knife in the nuts?"
- Episode 154 - "I got Kevlar down to my UNDEROOS, dickhead."
- Episode 155 - "Is that COCAINE?"
- Episode 156 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead
- Episode 157 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 2
- Episode 158 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 3
- Episode 159 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 4
- Episode 160 - "DIRTY JEW!"
- Episode 161 - "Hear them cheer!"
- Episode 162 - Hail Satan! V
- Episode 163 - "Don't faint with gratitude!"
- Episode 164 - "I bestow the BELT!"
29 Comments:
This is the Britney Spears/Esquire cover I was talking about early in the show.
I'm not even gonna make fun of Britney Spears because she's such a filthy little whore-- er, I mean, she's such a...simple little thing that all a guy's gotta do is look her in the eye and promise not to rape her...y'know, if she'll just let you fuck her instead.
Damn, I would have bet it was fried chicken he was eating.
Tim has to state "women with pussy", because he lives in Cali and from what I heard there are plenty of "women with dicks" walking the boulevards. So it's understandable that he's used to something else.
Britney seems the type that you can demean her any which way as long as you look into her eyes and say, "I love you." And she would forgive rape if you "sincerely" apologized and promised to invited some friends for next time.
X-static was great, but it has no place in the mutant hating Marvel universe. It didn't make sense that they were big time celebrities everyone loved while the rest of the Marvel universe were killing mutants wholesale.
He does preach in his comics, if you read Madman and Red Rocket 7, you see some references to Mormonism.
Jesus did let himself get killed, he knew what was coming. He says so himself. But how is death a big deal to a being who can easily cross the life/death barrier like a person scratches his nose? You know what's on the other side and you get to be king for all of eternity. I think Yukuza members who have to cut off their fingers in order to stay in that organization lose more that Jesus did.
Karate Kid has beaten Batman.
There's a Commodore 64 game about a stranded astronaut trying to find the equipment to stay alive and save himself, I forget what's it called but there used to be a character on it who looked like Doop. All he did was chase you and killed you, you would have to get away 2 or 3 screens before he stopped chasing you then he would wander around til he found you again.
Nope, Green Lantern should be exclusively a space based comic. You become a space cop and you want to hang around the earth all the time? Work a mundane job?
Wait, no complains about the stereotypical black characters?
Wait, what? defending the exaggeration of reality in a fictional comic?
The funny thing is in real life if there was a dead model, Mormons would be protesting against the unnatural.
In a world where Stepin Fetchit II (aka Tyler Perry) gets to make "movies", the existence of that fried chicken video doesn't even surprise me.
I think the states bordering California pick up any wandering trannies and dump them off on the Cali side of the state line just like the suburban police outside Philly dump their homeless on us (I'm not even kidding; they got caught doing it!)
All bitches should take Britney on as their personal role model and give up that whole silly "self-esteem" thing the dyke feminists have brainwashed into them.
Actually, one of the reasons I liked the series was that it ignored all that tired anti-mutant crap. Also, I liked the seemingly ludicrous, but totally believable premise that if the mutant heroes would just sell out and become shallow, self-serving celebrity types then the idiot public would embrace them. Just look how evil mutant (she has the power to generate money with no actual talent) Britney Spears has us all talking about her.
Allred really is batshit insane. Golden Plates, anyone?
Y'know, if someone made up a story about a Yakuza guy's severed finger "coming back to life", the Japanese wouldn't be so retarded as to not only believe the story, but worship the finger as their saviour.
Karate Kid kicked Batman's ass? Huh. That's one gay-bashing I'm sure we can all approve of.
And here I thought Doop was a totally original design. Even if both he and that video game character were probably both based on the creators thinking, "Hmm...what this project needs is a creepy pickle-looking dude..."
Hal wouldn't need a job if he stayed on Earth; he could make a living just pimping out Arisia to pedophiles (and don't believe all that "in, umm...space years she's somehow an adult!" bullshit.)
Tim might not have complained about Venus or the Anarchist being stereotypical, but I'm not surprised that he still found some reason or other not to trash them anyway.
Good point about Mormon hypocrisy. Then again, I'm sure there's secret writing on their magic underwear that explains everything...
Yeah, that's what I liked about X-Statix also, but I was tired of the whole X-people stuff at the time. Plus I think Allred did sneak some Mormonism in, I forget what, but I remember it pissed me off at the time.
You're thinking too small, or maybe I'm taking Kirk's life lesson too seriously, "What color? Don't matter, no teeth, no acid secretion, then it's good pussy. Go fuck it." Hal has the ring that can do anything he wants, you know he is a pedophiliac. So why not quietly use little girls through out his section of space. He could disguise himself, become invisible, de-age himself, make her forget. It would be so easy.
Their underwear only explains that their cult was started by a freemason.
It's probably a good thing that most of what I know about Mormonism comes from those South Park episodes where they trashed it; otherwise, I might have caught Allred's propaganda and been properly annoyed.
I'm thinking Hal could probably just use his ring to de-age any chick that he comes across, so he wouldn't even have to seek out all the little bitches who'd already be underaged in the first place.
Even better. I so want a ring now.
Yeah, it's weird, Madman used to be my favorite but once I found out he was a mormon and he laced it with mormonism I couldn't read it any more. Madman slapped another guy's eyeball out of his head and then chewed it in front of him as a threat. How can you not like a guy like that?
What was really going on if not for the Mormonism.
Oops, that was today?
Ah, how we've all missed those X.L.F. updates; and what's funny about this one is how in keeping with the book's sense of humor it is - who knows, maybe that was Milligan's original dialogue for the scene before Allred got his magic underwear all in a bunch over it.
Speaking of Allred, I dunno; that whole eyeball-chewing thing does sound pretty cool...!
Yeah it does, but sometimes Madman seemed like all he was doing was running around the forest.
Another thing Allred did that sounded good, Eyes to Heaven, story about an incestuous brother and sister. It was a silent black and white movie, I know I've seen it twice but I don't remember anything other than I was wondering what drug I'm suppose to take for this movie to work.
So I look the Allred flick up on IMDb only to find it's apparently about...uh, "milk vampires"?!
Oookay...
I've been looking around for a suprise guest host for something different and to get us more traffic.
Doc Hammer said no, Kyle Sandilans never replied.
Most recently I've emailed Linkara from That Guy With the Glasses who also reviews bad comics.
Can't think of any other Internet personalities I'd like to have on the show.
How about Jason Yungbluth from www.whatisdeepfried.com. He seems like the type to appreciate PCX. Or Hard from Sexy Losers.
Can't think of any other Internet personalities I'd like to have on the show.
Courtney, that's actually a relief considering PCX is "booked" solid through the end of the year (which is a good example of why my minions should always consult me about stuff like this!) Admittedly, Linkara ('cause I like his show myself) I'd find a way to squeeze in, though.
Xantes, that first link is broken or dead or something. I'd never even heard of the web comic before, but I assume it's pretty funny if the "I AM NOT MAKING YOU INTO A STEAK!!!" strip I just saw there is any indication.
Really? You never heard of Sexy Losers? It does topics on masturbating, incest, necrophilia, pedophilia, bukkake, scat, almost everything. The guy in the strip you read works as a mortician to pick up dates. The girl is the resurrected dead girl he kept in his closet, now seeking revenge. The artist had to slow down about two years ago cause he had some hand problems.
Yeah something is wrong with the Deep Fried site, looks like maintenance. Here's an article someone did. Really I never posted it here or told you about it? Figured I would have told you about his Clarissa storyline. Little girl with family problems. My main favorite from there is Weapon Brown, post apocalyptical Charlie Brown. I like playing the "Peanuts" theme whenever I read it.
Oh, the "Deep Fried" guy apparently hates Batman - well, he's okay by me, then!
And stuff like Weapon Brown is always good - it's pretty impressive when you can take what you'd think would be a two-minute Robot Chicken sketch or something and actually turn it into an ongoing project.
Okay, it's back up.
If you pay close attention to the title header, it looks like Calvin will soon be introduce to the storyline. The storyline "A Blockhead's War" is vol 2. "A Peanut Scorned is vol 1, it consist of his origin and a look at the other Peanuts characters.
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes? If they're bringing in characters now from other strips, he should team up with Weapon Brown, then they should rape some comic strip bitches, and the big finale to that story should be Hobbes getting to torture and kill Dennis the Menace. I never could stand that little brat.
They already have other strip characters, like Beetle Bailey, Mary Worth, Doonesbury, Dilbert, Blondie, Wizard of Id, Boondocks, Popeye, B.C, Garfield, Bloom County, Dick Tracey, Heathcliff, Get Fuzzy, a few others. I wanna see Family Circus, Kathy, Liberty Meadows, and Rose is a Rose.
I got Linkara!
Should it just be him and I or do you want to be there too?
It would be a pain in the ass to have to organise three people to be on Skype at the same time though.
How do I record this thing if I am going solo?
Are you aiming for an interview or to do a crossover/analyzing a comic?
Speaking of younger underage girls associating with older guys, here's the link to Clarissa, another strip by Jason Yungbluth.
I will interview him a little bit at the beginning. I have about a dozen questions.
And then he can pick a comic to review.
Now it's just a matter of finding a time that suits both of us.
Damn timezones!
I would happily stay up late/get up early, but I'm not sure my family would appreciate that.
I guess I could take my laptop to the back shed.
Backshed-The possibilities.
Well Courtney, I guess it's just you and Linkara, then...unless/until you wind up just throwing your hands up in the air and crying out, "Oh, whatever made me think I could do all this on my own? Little girls should always rely on big, strong men to do everything for them! They're all so much smarter and wiser than we could ever be!" At which point, of course, I'll pat you gently on the head as you're still sobbing and just take over.
You'll need PrettyMay to get any kind of good recording outta this; and you'll actually have to spend money too (whatever the Aussie equivalent of $25 is, I guess) to get the version everyone actually uses that doesn't just cut off after thirty minutes or less.
Assuming the final product is okay sound-wise (meaning that everyone can hear and understand whatever you guys are saying), I'll air it on PCX to guarantee that people actually listen to it; and yes, I'll undoubtedly append a review or something of my own. The very notion of a Podcast X episode without me after all, is just unthinkable.
Oh, and while you guys are deciding on a book, just try not to pick any specific issue of something that's already been reviewed on the show. What?! Am I saying that a PCX review where I pass judgement on something is the final word on any funnybook in question, you ask? Well...yeah. I mean, come on.
Xantes, I'm all typed out now. And since it's all Courtney's fault, if you want to put her over your knee, pull down her panties, and spank her bare teenage ass to punish her then I guess I can't stop you. (And you know what's funny? I only remembered your website after I typed that, which proves you're doing a pretty effective job of putting thoughts of spanking Courtney in guys' heads...!)
Yeah, I've been slacking off on the spankings. Must do more.
Do you need spanking suggestions?
How about Humphrey Bogart? I don't know why, but I get the impression that guy would spank you straight.
Or McCoy. There's a great episode where he smacks a bitch.
Of course the audio quality will be fine. I don't have a shithouse computer like yours and I have this uncanny ability to just make things work.
Just for that, it'd serve you right if Xantes had my poor, put-upon computer tan your hide! In fact, I can just picture a big reel-to-reel computer with old school animation style rubbery arms and Mickey Mouse gloves spanking you in a scenario that (once the computer gets turned on by your tears of pain and joy) inevitably turns into a remake of Demon Seed...
PCX: The Classics Tour.
Actually Christians and other religions like writing about "sick" and "depraved" behavior because it "shows" people how lost you are without their god.
No, suicide is bad to religion, need asses in the benches.
Karate Kid knows SUPER karate.
A brutal secretly federal funded black ops team- understandable.
A reality TV base black ops team made out of unstable mutants? I think not.
Allred's people drawing get tiring, they all look the same.
Gotta do the spankings.
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