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PCX reviews Seven Soldiers: Bulleteer #1Sunday, June 08, 2008
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29 Comments:
Good to hear Vixen again, I missed you.
Hasn't people being covered in metal been done enough times already? Silver Surfer, that dude from Justice League...Other lesser superheroes who aren't worthy to be remembered.
Good choice of breaksong, you've got good taste.
I don't care how long my podcast is don't ever get rid of breaksongs.
I had a dream about Alan Moore. I was at a party, I think it was at his house. Everyone was hanging out with him but everytime I tried to talk to him someone else would interupting me.
I was understandably angry, but just before I could say anything to some guy who was presently talking to Alan. The Cthulhu showed up and ate everyone except Alan, who rode away on it's back.
I have these kinds of dream almost every night.
That was a great twist to that comic when she found out what was on her husband's computer.
I don't think there's ever been a two parter with Vixen in it. She just focuses on the reviewing at hand and doesn't tangent.
I admire that because I have so much going on in my head I have to let it all out, especially if there's an audience!
Not all metal corrodes so easily. Steel and iron for example would have to be in pretty tough conditions for many decades before starting to rust.
Copper would outlast anything else manmade.
It's mostly the metals they use in jewellery that you can't even get wet.
Not that I have a degree in metalurgy or anything.
As for the topic of having sex while the girl has her period.
I have it right now and I feel like absolute crap and my emotions change quite schizophrenically at this time.
Then again haematophilia is kind of sexy.
Courtney
Silver Savior for Xantesfire:
http://pyro-the-maniac.deviantart.com/art/Silver-Savior-88134828
Courtney
Responses by paragraph:
Vixen will return. If only so I don't have to hear her whining off the air anymore about how you "got" four episodes to her one.
The "covered in metal" thing probably has been overdone, but Bulleteer's hot enough to justify it this one more time.
Congratulations on being the first person to ever use the phrase "good taste" when referring to Nancy Sinatra.
Y'know, people take drugs just so they can have trips half as weird as your dreams are.
In fact if you have this many strange dreams, your nightmares must be really interesting.
As for the husband, I always knew all these comic book mad scientists had to be some kinky-ass bastards.
Vixen's Amputee Love review was a two-parter - we had to make up for the fact that most everyone in that comic was missing parts.
Fortunately, Vixen has nothing going on in her head, so such occasions are rare.
Sadly, what little I know about metallurgy comes from half-forgotten back issues of Metal Men.
Chicks should just will themselves not to have periods. The fact that you opt not to is proof that you all like having a convenient excuse once a month to go off on innocent menfolk.
Okay, you made me look up "haematophilia " and honestly, Wikipedia, you didn't have to tell me on a so-called "related" matter that there are actually guys who have a fetish for going down on a bitch when she's on her period! *gag*
The whole Silver Saviour thing is even funnier with that picture. Bonus points for the cross/surfboard.
My nightmares are horrific, read my LJ!
Phht, you can't will a period away, it's not like death or aging.
And I think I should start getting payed for all these requests for art that I keep getting.
Courtney
For anyone else curious about Courtney's nightmares, I should mention that her LiveJournal is at http://pyrothemaniac.livejournal.com/
And for those who think CC's just kidding and that you can't will away aging and death, read Lovecraft's "Cool Air". Alternately if words make your head hurt, at least watch the so-so Night Gallery adaptation.
Courtney, I think XantesFire somehow knew you were gonna say that about wanting to get paid and that's why he's hiding now.
Holy crap, that was awesome!
One of the scariest things I have ever read.
But I always knew H.P Lovecraft was a crazy mofo.
Courtney
T Mafia,
Avoiding anyone? Nope just busy last few days.
Courtney,
I love it, just what I wanted.
I had a Cthulhu dream once, it was a wet dream. I think I rather not say anymore about it.
Vixen,
What? Bleeding pussy? That shouldn't be a problem. Some girls are actually hornier when bleeding. If my penis was leaking blood I wouldn't stop. What guy would?
About the Bulleteer,
Ok this bothered me somewhat when I first read it. The smartskin bonds to the collagen on the skin, but it must have also bonded to the collagen in her ligaments, tendons, muscles cause your skin has nothing to do with you lifting anything. So it must have enter her and strenghten her body on the inside to give her superstrength and made her eyes silver. Why it didn't cover the patch of skin covered by her ring, makes no sense.
But anyway her pussy must be silver too. Only problem would be her superstrength pussy muscles squashing your dick flat.
Remember, pussy juice is a lubricant, it's oily, so it shouldn't cause rusting. But piss is acidic, that might be a problem.
Atleast from her hair it implies that her pubes are not metal coated. If they were there would be the additional problem of brillo bush. But since fire doesn't hurt her she can burn off any stubble and get the smoothest lips this side of a 8 years old.
Courtney,
I really should do a proper HPL-related show one of these days but at least the Hellboy book we reviewed was, as they say, "Lovecraftian"...
XF,
...speaking of which, I was gonna respond in-depth to the Bulleteer stuff, but I was too disturbed by the idea of Cthulhu wet dreams to properly concentrate.
Whoa-whoa-whoa, what's this about no period sex. I seriously haven't came across I girl yet that we didn't do it while she was on the rag. And Xantes it right most of the time a girl has even better orgasms around that time. It's sort of like on one hand they're almost disgusted because your covered in blood and they're covered in blood (because you naturally draw pictures on them with the blood) But at the same time they see you standing over them looking like you just killed them with your penis and that ultimately only turns them on more.
Speaking of blood and chicks. I agree with Courtney there, great break music again. The moment the first cords were hit I was like 'Kill Bill' freakin' awesome!
And for the record I for one would like to see Starhawk on more he's actually one of my favorite co-hosts with all his tangents and rants.
Yea.....
I would never draw on a bitch with her own period blood! I would, however, use it to write "Property of T Mafia" on them.
Would you believe I somehow never heard that cover before until I saw that (freakin' awesome) movie?
And for my part, I'm praying to almighty PODON that it won't be another 25 episodes between Starhawk shows again...
Satanicmuffins
I thought it was just some females sexual hormones get elevated during their menstrual period. And not that they are gore fans.
Speaking of drawing with menstrual blood.
http://populationpaste.com/blog/2006/04/02/the-red-menace-2-electric-boogaloo/
Courtney
There's your new art project. Podcat X logo in menstrual blood.
That was horrific. If I did that I could never use my brushes again.
And anyway, I finshed my period yesterday.
Courtney
Hah, great pics Xantes.
And Courtney, just look at it this way, you have a whole month to think of what you could draw! Unless you get an infestation of vagina monsters or something.
Hey Trenchcaot, have you seen my Boba Fett helmet yet?
It's on my DA.
Courtney
If I did that I could never use my brushes again.
I'd like to praise XantesFire and SatanicMuffin for showing restraint and not responding to the above with, "That's why there's finger painting."
Because that would've been wrong.
Courtney, just found the Boba Fett pic. I was so impressed (I could never make stuff; you should have seen my childhood attempts at model planes and such...and those things came prepackaged and with instructions) that I'm surprised you haven't put this up permanently on yr front page.
Everybody, go look:
http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs30/f/2008/142/8/a/Cardboard_Mandalorian_by_Pyro_The_Maniac.jpg
You can't tell (like with Mr. Fett), but she even hooked it up so she can see out of it.
Courtney
Helmet looks good, should have worn your Princess Leia slave outfit with it.
"Hey Trenchcoat, have you seen my Boba Fett helmet yet?" whoa, for a second I thought it was Kid Mission part II.
Cleaning brushes http://painting.about.com/cs/paintingknowhow/ht/Howto_Brushcare.htm
T Mafia
Restraint? If I had logged on sooner I probably would had.
I do indeed have some mad awesome craft skills.
Next up is Doom and Predator, but I'm going to have to make it up as I go along, there aren't any tutorials for it.
Courtney.
Welcome back Vixen!
Also P.S.- Finally able to go back and listen to the Courtney eps.
Good Stuff.
More Courtney!
Am I on next week Trenchcoat?
Courtney
Courtney,
Yes you are!
BTW, if next week's ep seems short, it's only 'cause I split the Hellboy review up into four (what I thought were roughly equal) parts before I actually listened back to any of it; we really did go on and on off the air before we got down to business, didn't we? The actual review didn't start 'til about forty minutes into what we recorded!
Of course, you're on the following three weeks as well; at least those should all be the usual hour or so.
Going back the Transformers porn discussion we had earlier. I found this:
http://team-mayhem.110mb.com/starscream.swf
Courtney
Courtney,
How did you find that gem?
Coelasquid, a friend of mine on DeviantART and Livejournal.
Courtney
Here's my Doom mask:
http://pyro-the-maniac.deviantart.com/art/Doom-Mask-1-89220901
http://pyro-the-maniac.deviantart.com/art/Doom-Mask-2-89220922
Courtney
I was gonna compliment you on the mask, but then I was distracted by the image you put in my head of Doom throwing action figures of himself at small children.
I think she keeps doing the presentation wrong. The mask is good but she should be wearing a green bikini.
...With a hoodie!
But it's winter, I haven't waxed in ages.
Courtney
Need help.
PCX: The Classics Tour.
Oops, my last comment there should have been, "Need help?", as in "Courtney, do you need help waxing your legs?"
Vixen's 1st PSA, "Bitches don't fuck while your period is on, your pussy will fall out.
I got the impression that SmartSkin was rust proof and body acids wouldn't affect it.
Stan Lee says.
TCM's PSA "Don't get married, you turn into metal."
Thing I wonder is why didn't he also try it on a monkey and a dog if he was all into the superhero thing. He knew the previous couple have a Bulletdog.
Superman saw a therapist in Lois And Clark, when he was being exposed to red kryptonite and it was making him not care, agonizing episode.
Hottest suicidal chick? Maybe they can have a DC Suicide Girls group.
Courtney, I still say more mask with bikinis.
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