Thursday, July 01, 2010

Episode 150 - "I didn't do a lot of crime-fighting in those first few weeks."

PCX reviews Kick-Ass #1

56 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You reviewed Kick-Ass without me, sir? No fair!

I know Starhawk's going to be in this one. Dare I listen to it, or will it fill me with so much rage that I will pay the airfare just to hunt him down?

-Courtney

Still can't log in!

July 01, 2010 10:50 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Is it a censorship issue?

July 01, 2010 12:46 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Don't _atter what you say, I want _ore PCX.

You gotta do _aus for the jews, I found it very funny.

Sabra is a funny stereotypical superhero, she wears a blue fur cape, what does it _ean? Is it showing the wealth of Israel while showing her national colors? She isn't a _utant, her powers ca_e from experi_ents but they classify her as a _utie. Guess it's a PR _ove to get her _ore of the _inority sympathy.

July 02, 2010 11:10 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, Starhawk's response to my asking if he minded you being in this review is repeated in the episode, along with his saying you should-- um, actually maybe you shouldn't listen to this one if you're prone to fits of rage...

Also, to be totally lazy and bring this up here instead of just e-mailing you since everyone already knows that you, Tim and me are doing this Superman/Batman thing, your choice of story for those shows is thirteen issues long! If you really can't think of anything maybe just a little shorter, we do both have other suggestions...!

Xantes, maybe Blogger's censoring Courtney by somehow fucking with her ability to log in because they fear children reading all the invective she's inevitably gonna hurl Starhawk's way.

I'm glad somebody wants more PCX - two people I won't identify whose names rhyme with Dimmy DOOM! and Dourtney Doombs have actually expressed a good bit of horror just at the thought of this Summer of Starhawk.

A lot of Maus actually was funny, but I think nobody's allowed to say that or something. You'd think Courtney would volunteer for the review just as an excuse for there to be a post pic of her dressed up as Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS, but I can just imagine the fireworks that would result if, well, Starhawk were to see that image and respond in the manner we all know he would. Plus, Tim would undoubtedly give us all a stern PC talking to-- hey, waaait a minute, these are all reasons to do this...

And what on Earth happened to your "m" key?

Marvel and DC really need to just periodically wipe out a bunch of their characters, including in Marvel's case, Sabra (or is it pronounced "SAH-brah"? Eh. Don't know, don't care) and pretty much everyone else introduced in Contest of Champions. I mean, "Shamrock"? Really?! Why not "Inscrutable Chinee Man"?

July 02, 2010 4:52 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Just showing that PCX is the right show for _e. I so don't _ind Starhawk, I wouldn't _ind _CTrekkie either. Khan is a different _atter.

Sabra see_s to have shown up first in the Hulk, where Sabra thought he was a anti-Se_ite terrorist. Really? The Hulk? The green giant creature who shows up all over the world and busts things up? He shows up in Israel and suddenly he's anti-Se_ite? I guess sandstor_s are anti-Se_ites too.

"Inscrutable Chinee _an", you _ean the Collective _an? I loved Sha_rock when I was a kid, her butt really showed in her tight green outfit.

They use cats and _ice to depict the Nazis and Jews in _aus and it can't be funny? If Courtney does dress up in a SS unifor_ for the episode pic, I request she also adds visible cat ears and whiskers.

Why not do a 13 issue series. Won't it just _ean _ore episodes?

July 02, 2010 7:47 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Well, I would say that Courtney took care of Khan once and for all, but if #13's any indication, he is alive in the future somehow...

Y'know, I read that Hulk issue where Sabra first showed up in a cameo, apparently (thanks, Wiki!) and for some reason the bitch left no impression on me whatsoever. And since they retroactively made the Thing and Magneto Jewish, I guess Doctor Doom and the X-Men must be "anti-Semites" just like the Hulk.

I totally forgot about the Collective Man, but I doubt I'm alone in that. Speaking of Wikipedia, it says of Shamrock that "She later retired from superhero activity and became a hairdresser." See, having her die in battle or whatever would be a hell of an improvement on that!

I was gonna say what a sick fuck you were for suggesting the cat ears and whiskers to Courtney's SS uniform, but then I was like, "Wait a minute...that would be hot!" She hates cats though, so I think she'd be even less likely to go with the cat theme than she'd be to agree to the Nazi thing.

Oh, I've got lots of episodes recorded already at this point (of course, ones that are ready to air would be a whole different matter); it's just Tim and I were expecting a simple two-parter - I don't think anyone wants a review that would take up like half a year!

July 03, 2010 7:05 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Why would I be unlikely to agree to dress up as a Nazi. I have a total fetish for them.
But I wouldn't ruin it with some Japanicrap like those damn cat ears.

I was eyeing off a latex Nazi uniform at this goth store near here.
It was freaking expensive though, I guess I could just make my own.

Speaking of uniforms, I have been designing some for my army when I conquer the world. I'm thinking turquoise and grey.

July 04, 2010 7:03 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Kittens don't ruin Wars.

But it would placate the Japanese.

July 04, 2010 2:09 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

You know, Courtney only admits stuff like how she's planning to conquer the world and such here 'cause she knows this is the only place where we'll just be like, "Aww, Courtney's gonna take over the world and kill billions of people just for the hell of it...that's so cute!"

"Japanicrap"? But you admitted on your blog that you can't deny the greatness that is anime, anymore! Girls dressing as cats, great cartoons; it's all the same.

Xantes, can you imagine dogs (easily the most stupid creatures on the planet) trying to wage war? Me neither.

Thanks for showing me an example what Sci-Fi Channel apparently totally cut out for no friggin' reason back when they would still air stuff like Dominion Tank Police (eh; but they did show Akira!) instead of wrestling or whatever they're pushing now.

July 04, 2010 3:19 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I think you misinterpretted my blog. I merely said that I have a bit more respect for the genre. But I made it very clear I still hate the fans.
And one very prominent aspect of weebos is those damn cat ears.

I'll watch the more mature, serious animes like Akira or Cowboy Bebop. I also like anything Miyazaki's made.
But you'll never see me watching the stupid ones like Naruto.

July 05, 2010 1:14 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Well, I can't blame you there! (Hmm...Cowboy Bebop, huh? Now if we can just get you to cosplay as Faye Valentine... No wait, we're probably already eventually getting to see you dressed up like a Nazi; why press our luck, since that just sounds like it'll be even hotter than you as a girl from the future in a slutty outfit, somehow?!)

Anime-wise, you've gotta check out the Bebop movie if you haven't already seen it, the rape-tastic (I mean, um, "psychological thriller") Perfect Blue and of course the cartoon that proves we were right to drop nukes on Japan, mutating their brains and thus improving their creativity, Grave of the Fireflies. That one might be a little "deliberately paced" for you, but it's probably the best anime ever made that wasn't directed by Miyazaki (who of course, I can't disagree with you about.)

July 05, 2010 8:46 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Dogs at war

Remember in Maus the Americans soldiers are portrayed as dogs.

Anyway dogs aren't the most stupid creatures on the planet, but they are simple and loyal, so they make good cannon fodder.

Did they clip this part (fast forward to 6:10) out too? I stopped watching Scifi long ago, I liked when they used to show the movies uncensored late at night.

I love anime fans, especially the willing young ones.

Excel Saga, a bit crazy, sometimes no plot but crazy shit happens.
Golden Boy, it should have been a porn, it's short lived series about a horny pervert trying to get laid but he always leaves just when the women fall for him.

My favorite Miyazaki movie is still,
Kik's delivery Service about a young witch who loses her powers when she loses her virginity in a mundane way.

July 05, 2010 11:28 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I bought the box set of Bebop at Supanova. We just finished it last night.

Oh Spike, I'm going to miss that sexy bastard.
I'm definitley going to make his jacket as a tribute and wear it forever.

Faye has a terrible costume, red and yellow? What where they thinking?

So is the movie suitable for Dylan? He loves the series and he's eager to see the movie.

And I know you're going to be all like 'why would you censor what your brother watches?'
Because my mother has a terrible habit of walking in at the most inappropriate moments. She will make us turn it off and wait until Dylan isn't home to even watch it.

July 06, 2010 12:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dammit, it said this was posted but it disappeared. Oh well, I'll just have to try and remember everything I posted before.

Never doing a Faye Valentine costume. Not because it's too revealing but because it's red and yellow. What were they thinking?

Not doing Dr.Mrs Monarch either, at least not for Supanova. WAY too cold.

I bought the box set of Cowboy Bebop at Supanova so we just finished it last night. Both my brothers love it.
Is the movie suitable for Dylan? And I know what you're thinking 'Courtney, why would you censor what he watches?' Well my mother has this uncanny ability of walking in the room at the most inappropriate moments. If she deems a movie unsuitable for Dylan we have to wait until he's not home to watch it.

I'm going to miss Spike, that sexy bastard.
I shall make his jacket as a tribute and wear it everyday.

July 06, 2010 3:26 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Faye Valentine doesn't really wear much.

Oh, you mean this one? Thought it was brown and red.

Tcm, not young Ed?

There's an almost rape scene with Faye, I can't remember anything else sexual happening in the movie. Was there sexual heat between Faye And Spike? I remember near the end of the series when Faye offers herself to Spike thinking that came out of the blue. Haven't seen this in years.

July 06, 2010 10:22 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, long story short: Blogger's acting up big time (I had a really lonnng comment I wanted to post, but I think it can wait right now!) I addressed the Ed issue in said post that was "vanished" earlier (then reappeared, then-- sigh, don't ask) in that the whole "thinks she's a boy" thing just kinda ruins her for me.

Courtney (talk about Blogger going all FUBAR; I see your own vanished post has re-appeared, at least for the moment...!), three words: "near-rape scene". If your mom's okay with Dylan enjoying that bit of the movie, I can't imagine the rest would be much of a problem.

July 06, 2010 12:30 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Does she think she's a boy? I thought it was because she's a hacker her sex doesn't matter. She has to learn sometime.

Do what I do, write your comments on a notepad and copy and paste it onto the Leave your comment box, so if it vanishes you don't have to redo your comments. Learn that years ago on here.

July 06, 2010 10:19 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Blogger still wants to give me a hard time posting all this, so lemme try breaking it up into two parts:

Xantes, I don't think Ed literally think she's a boy, but Spike and Jet really should sit her down and tell her things are gonna be different as long as she's with them; I dunno, maybe make her grow out her hair and wear a skirt or something. Y'know, before they rape her.

I'm pretty much having to do what you just said as far as comments; what's ridiculous is Blogger being so fucked up that I'm forced to do it at all - and I see at the moment, the number of comments listed on the main page still hasn't been fixed!

Okay, here's most of what I was trying to post yesterday, if Blogger's all done "disappearing" my posts:

I'm going to miss Spike, that sexy bastard.
I shall make his jacket as a tribute and wear it everyday.


And such is the magic of Courtney Coombs. Who else can come off like a grown woman in one sentence, and a little girl in the next?

(this was all in response to your post from the other day:)

With cats being like fifty times smarter than dogs, you'd think they'd just get the dogs to do all their fighting for them.

Of course they cut that scene out of Dominion Tank Police, too; fuck you, Sci-Fi Channel!

Oh cool, I've actually seen all these: Excel Saga is funny as hell - you can't go wrong with a premise like "Okay, there's these two girls - one of them is dumber than a retard, and the other one's just there to die every episode like Kenny from South Park." I've gotta watch the later eps I never saw just to see if Excel ever does finally break down and eat Menchi. Golden Boy was funny, but I thought it served the bitches right that when they'd finally come to their senses, it was too late. The last part brought them all back into the story though, didn't it? Shame on the writers for not going all out then, when they could have concluded the whole thing with a special orgy episode.

Okay, Kiki's Delivery Service is a nice enough movie but if you're not kidding, I totally forget her losing her virginity. Lemme guess: she was riding that broom just a bit too aggressively one day, huh?

July 07, 2010 7:45 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

So Blogger/Google tells me my post is too large again, but this time it apparently posts it anyway? Oookay...anyway, here's the rest of what I tried to post yesterday, including what I originally had to say on the rape and Ed issues:

Courtney, You won't wear Faye's outfit just 'cause it's red and yellow(ish)?! Okay, if that doesn't prove male and female brains are completely different, nothing does.

I'll wait 'til your summer to suggest the Dr. Mrs. Monarch thing again. Although if you actually wear that to a con, it should be one with good security to keep all the guys' (and probably some of the girls') hands off of you.

As to the Bebop movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0275277/parentalguide

I forgot about the shower scene (though I don't recall getting to see anything, really), but yeah, if your mom's gonna object to anything, it'd be the (pretty hot, actually) near-rape scene (what with it being a near-rape scene and all.) Being Trenchcoat Mafia though, I have to at least try to defend that part of the movie in that I'm pretty sure we don't get to see Faye's erect nipples (c'mon, like the rapist isn't turning her on!) when he takes a knife and cuts through the knot holding up her skimpy little top, freeing those enormous breasts to just bounce-- um, okay. I think I just convinced myself you probably wanna wait 'til Dylan's not around to watch this. What's weird to me is if your "mum"'s really that much of a censor, how she was apparently okay with his watching that two-parter with the freaky she-male!

Between Spike and Faye, the guys who made this cartoon really knew how to keep viewers of both genders watching. And before anyone brings up Edward; yeah, she's a little girl and all, but she might as well be a little boy and let's face it, that's more Kingslee's sort of thing.

July 07, 2010 7:53 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

No, it's when she's riding with the kid with the glasses on his bicycle plane and they get into an accident. Right after, she gets sick, walks around in a fog and all of a sudden can't talk to cat. Then she tries to ride her broom and can't.

Dude, she a young girl wearing tight bicycle shorts, I'm sure there's some rubbing going on. probably why she's a little wacky. And don't you remember how aggressive she get here.

Seriously, why wasn't Faye getting raped all the time? It's street walker attire. Her shorts even has a tear in the front for easier ripping action.

Spike SPIEGEl, does that mean he's a Jew? I'm just asking.

July 07, 2010 9:19 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Tsk. Then shame on Miyazaki for not actually filming a Kiki fuck scene. I'm sure all the little kiddies would have loved it and found it educational. I mean, you could say, "No, the bicycle plane 'ride' and resulting accident represents--", but I'd rather think he fucked her afterwards and that's how she caught some STD that was clearly anti-magical.

Your clip did remind me of why I like Ed in that the girl's totally out of her mind, and everyone just accepts it. I mean in that sense, she actually brings to mind Court-- uh, someone.

Faye doesn't get raped for the same reason Hit Girl doesn't, in that most guys who'd try to rape them are likely to end up either in a hospital bed or a coffin.

If Spike's a Jew, that officially makes two cool fictitious Jews I can think of, between himself and Magneto. And no, Sabra isn't cool.

July 07, 2010 10:14 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Oh fuck no, you did NOT just try to compare me to Ed. That annoying little cunt almost ruined the entire show for me. I mean just her voice alone!

She was hyperactive and obnoxious, I'm a superior kind of madness.

July 07, 2010 11:56 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I thought Doom was a fil-...I mean a Jew too.

Ed was fun. You're just jealous that wasn't you flying around with Spike. If you remember Faye's story there is always a chance that will be you.

July 07, 2010 2:16 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Does the name Victor Von Doom sound jewish to you?

Also, spiegel is a German word for mirror.

I wouldn't mind being in Ed's place, but I wouldn't like to be Ed.

July 07, 2010 11:18 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

No, I said Faye's place. All you need is to get place in cryogenic-sleep for over half a century and have amnesia when you come out. If that happens don't kick the really old guy squeezing your ass one day, that'll be me.

His family could have married into the name, after all he is a gypsy.

July 08, 2010 8:39 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

He's not a Jew! Stop ruining everyone I find attractive.

July 08, 2010 9:46 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

How am I ruining them?

Hey, do you know Stig is a jewish name?

July 08, 2010 12:50 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Oh well, no more Top Gear for Courtney, I guess!

Okay, first off, I wanna complain again about the comment number on the main page not matching the actual number of comments again, as I think the last time I did that it fixed itself instantly as if Blogger's secretly an easily-embarassed AI or something.

Xantes, well, we know Doom's a Gypsy, and the Europeans hated those guys as much as they hated the Jews, but I always thought they were two different things. I've gotta find wherever Hitler's hanging out in South America to get the definitive answer on this one. As to Frozen Courtney, I think ass squeezing is exactly how they bring people out of suspended animation in the first place, so y'know, what needs to be done and all...

On an unrelated note, we all know Batwoman's a lesbo but I just came across proof that the first Batgirl was, too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e1wo8f8mT4

Since as we all know, "feminist" = lesbian.

Courtney, You just hate Ed 'cause you're biased; I mean, is there any "comic relief character" you wouldn't just shoot in the head on principle? Besides, even you'd have to admit that at least 90% of the teenaged semen receptacles-- I mean, girls out there are "hyperactive and obnoxious"!

But better you should wanna be Faye rather than Ed, anyway. The odds of Faye and Spike getting together always seemed pretty good until (spoilers deleted)-- oh wait, you guys have already seen the whole thing - yeah, better they just kill Spike at the end rather than ruin all that sexual tension ala Cheers, Moonlighting, Beauty and the Beast, etc.

As to Doom, maybe Xantes does have him totally figured him out and he's just changed his name from "Herschel Doomstein" or something.

And I just looked up the same Wiki page you probably did, and yes, "spiegel" is a German word for mirror but they did add, "there are a significant number of Jewish people with the surname"; i.e. yup, Spike's probably Jewish, which just makes me wonder if he's allowed to bounty hunt on Saturdays. Oh, and don't forget Xantes' info that "Stig" is a Jewish name - feel free to let Xantes and I know if we can ruin anyone/anything else you like for you! (For myself, I could care less if a broad's Jewish, which I'm posting here in the event Natalie Portman or any other hot Jew broad ever reads this, so theyll be so impressed by my open-mindedness they'll just have to let me fuck them on principle.)

July 08, 2010 4:22 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Why does that make her a lesbian? I used to love and hate Batgirl. I loved that she was a very cute and sexy female on the show. I hated that she had to rescue Batman and Robin and sometimes it would be from as little as two henchmen. Were Batman and Robin getting old?

I love Jewesses too. I still would love to do 1960's-70's Barbra Streisand, even with her then in fashion downstairs hairiness. And seriously Jewesses can be hairy.

That I hate all Jews, is propaganda being spread by your loosely affiliated associate/rival.
I have in the past said that Hitler should have killed all the Jews, Yes, because he wasted resources and men transporting and guarding the Jewish population in camps.

I have said I supported what Helen Thomas had said about the Jews getting out of Palestine, because historical and factually they are renters who stole the owners' deed and paid off the police to accept what they did. Yeah I feel bad what happened to them during the big H but they weren't the only ones killed wholesale. Have the gypsies received a new homeland? And what right did they have to squat on someone else's farm?

And even the Rabbi called the smelly guy a filthy Jew.

July 08, 2010 8:14 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Spike!
http://pyro-the-maniac.deviantart.com/art/Spike-170499983

Oh and Marvel's all about racial diversity and shit so if Doom was jewish they'd make a big deal of it.

I'm not racist though, I just hate all religions. Especially ethnoreligions.

Natalie Portman is a filthy jew?
Eh, I like Robert Downey Jr and he's half jewish.

The Stig was named by Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson. Apparently children in his primary school would call the new kid a 'stig'. The word has no real deeper meaning as British slang tends to go.

July 09, 2010 2:09 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

You mean Jeremy Clarkson, the guy some people think is anti-semetic?
Probably because calling a kid a "Filthy Stig", isn't as bad as the other options.

July 09, 2010 9:21 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

You watch the show? Who says he's anti-semetic? And you say that like it's a bad thing.

July 09, 2010 11:41 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, Batgirl's gay because only a militant lesbian would not only promote the idea of women in the workplace, but actually have the nerve to suggest they should also make as much as men (who of course, do all the actual work.)

Streisand did nude shots when she was young? Or am I just misinterpreting your use of the word "downstairs"?

The death camps probably were a lot more expensive than a bunch of simple gunshots to the head would have been. Then again, you've gotta admire Hitler's sense of drama.

Honestly, I can't even pay attention to anything Helen Thomas ever says, because I'm so distracted by the notion she's gonna eat someobody's brain the moment they take their camera off of her zombie-looking face.

Courtney, you do know that now you've put the notion of your actually trying to draw "anime-style" someday in everyone's head, right?

I'd say if either of the big two was really pushing the "racial diversity" thing, it'd be DC with their replacing so many established characters with minority stand-ins who've mostly been all killed and replaced by the originals now that Dan DiDio's obvious scheme has worked in that now he's claiming, "Well, we tried reflecting the real world, but those pesky fans want the DCU to pretty much look like Tulsa, Oklahoma in 1922. That's right, the fans! Not me, Dan DiDio! Heh, heh..."

Religion of course, is all about controlling the stupid (i.e. most people) and taking their money. On a related note, if I haven't before, I wanna recommend Garth Ennis' Chronicles of Wormwood starring the Antichrist and his comedic sidekick, brain-damaged Jesus.

Ms. Portman (born Natalie Hershlag) is such a filthy Jew, she even went so far as to be born in Israel (thanks, Wikipedia!)

July 10, 2010 12:10 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Just google Jeremy Clarkson and anti-semetic, and stuff pops up.

Batgirl may be bi, but I think she's just wants more money because she's such a ho she was planning for the likely time she would become an unwed mother.

I know Streisand appeared topless in some movies but I am going by the general fashion of the 70's and 80's, the natural.

It wasn't just the expense, it was the twisted sense of priority. Such as the Jewish transport trains had the right of way. Even trains carrying much needed munitions and men would be delayed in order to get them to the concentration camps. Which proves even when on the bottom, they still get priority treatment.

July 10, 2010 2:31 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

As to Batgirl swinging both ways: it only makes sense now that Joker's crippled the bitch, that Ms. Gordon appreciates any sexual attention she can get, male or female.

To this day, I'm still trying to figure out why that particular female grooming "fashion" inexplicably changed overnight. All I can assume is that chicks finally accepted that subconsciously, guys all want to be with little prepubescent girls, which is perfectly understandable.

I'm still thinking about how Germany could have wiped out all their Jews on the cheap (the Jews, ironically enough, being the exact people you'd think would know how to best do that.) Instead of building camps at all, why not just put barbed wire fences up around the Jew ghettos?

July 10, 2010 7:54 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Emma Forst cosplay, yay or nay?

July 12, 2010 2:12 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Whoops pressed enter before I could edit. Anyway that would be Frost.

July 12, 2010 2:12 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Sure, but this costume.

July 12, 2010 1:04 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, oh hell yes! Um, I mean, "yay".

Xantes, that actually brought back horrific memories of that weird diaper-looking thing Frank Quitely used to put her in:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4/51152-9121-66994-1-new-x-men_super.jpg

July 12, 2010 8:01 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Oh god, both of those pictures look horrible. This is why comic artists should never get into fashion.

Anyway, I asked because I have a white wig and I recently got a white corset really cheap. So add the tights, boots, gloves and a cape and I'm done. Easiest costume ever.

July 12, 2010 11:56 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Of course it's easy. It's just a woman in a white S&M outfit.

Aw. you're going the boring route by going for pants.

July 13, 2010 9:47 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Not pants, tights.

July 13, 2010 11:09 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Whatever, the non-panties. Boring.

July 13, 2010 11:58 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, we might have to wait 'til Courtney gets old (y'know, nineteen or so) before her costumes get sluttier as disturbingly enough, when women start really aging they tend to think they can somehow fight off the ravages of time with increasingly inappropriate modes of dress.

This one's for you, Courtney - a non-cartoonishly proportioned Emma Frost wearing clothes that actually cover her up:

http://fictionhouse.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/xmen_131.jpg

And Xantes, here's proof that Emma (or say theoretically, an Australian chick dressing up as her) can still come off as a total slut if she really wants to, even if she is wearing pants:

http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/1850491.html

July 13, 2010 5:38 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Actually that Xenogensis pic creeps me out, not that she's sitting on Cyclops. She's got no forehead, her knee caps bulge out, and one breast seems sort of lumpy.

July 14, 2010 4:41 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Geez from all these pictures you'd think she was hideous.

http://adamhughes.deviantart.com/art/Emma-Frost-91410823?q=boost%3Apopular+emma+frost&qo=1

There we go, Adam Hughes knows how to draw beautiful women.

July 14, 2010 7:38 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Do the Emma pic like you did this one, except use a white outfit and the wig.

July 14, 2010 12:34 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, Emma suffering from tit lumpiness is entirely plausible, given that she's admitted on-panel to having breast implants (one of countless reasons why Grant Morrison's X-run pretty much ruled the world.)

And Courtney, you're actually making Xantes' case for him in that Hughes (and he's always been such a cheesecake artist I'm surprised you like him) drew the sexiest possible Emma there and notice he did choose to put her in panties...!

July 14, 2010 5:54 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Oh science, I was so high I don't even remember taking that photo. Looks like I was getting up off the toilet and tripped on my stockings and triggered a camera.

I like Adam Hughes because his style is cute, not severe as alot of other comic artists. It's flattering on female characters and he draws them anatomically correct.
Proportionate breasts even!

And now for something completely different.
Has anyone heard of Doctor Steel? I've been listening to his music for the past few weeks, but I recently started doing more research on him and it turns out he's essentially the male version of me.
He's fashionable, transhumanist, steampunk, philosophical, intellectual, artistic and most of all he wants to conquer the world.
His music tastes are alot like mine too.
Also, sexiest mad scientist ever!
I really want to meet him, together we can rule this world!
With his fan following and my horrifying determination and complete and utter lack of sanity the possibilities are endless.

http://www.doctorsteel.com/

July 14, 2010 11:11 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I never really liked Emma Frost, first time I saw her she was a total bitch dressed in old women's panties per Byrne.

It's funny that when she first appeared she was way older than me, now she younger. During the Firestar mini I thought she was around 50.

July 14, 2010 11:12 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Now I know you haven't been clicking my links, I links Dr. Steel months ago.

July 15, 2010 5:06 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Phht, I never check out your links!
No, it was my goth friend Alora who told me about him after I mentioned Dr.Horrible and she made the comparison.

July 15, 2010 6:38 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, What's more disturbing than Emma's granny panties is their introducing a Kitty Pryde in that arc who was the same age as me then, whereas now she's young enough to be my daughter. Which of course makes her that much hotter, but still...

I somehow made it through the first issue of Firestar, and that was more than enough.

Courtney, for some reason it's easier to imagine you shooting goths in the head just on principle than it is to picture you being friends with any of them.

And a pox on Dr. Steel; I assume anyone who puts one of those annoying "flash fronts" on their website is just trying to annoy me personally.

July 15, 2010 12:58 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Why would I kill goths? It's emos that are the enemy, I have been quite succesful in my mission to erradicate them. I mean have you seen that many around these days?
I either shot them on site or forced them to seek a better subculture.

July 16, 2010 12:27 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

And just to sum all this up perfectly:

http://cowsarejustfood.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/emo.jpg

July 16, 2010 4:30 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

I'm almost totally
sure StarHawk did not admit to not reading the comic.

Jews can take a joke? So 300 jews walk into a bar. Surprise, it's an oven.

Duncan shouldn't had been Kingpin, maybe Gladiator.

Eartha Kitt was the scary Catwoman, Newmar was Posh, Lee Meriwether as Ginger.

Guess the girl wasn't a fan of Twilight.

You wanna give StarHawk a comic about anal rape on every page, give him Banana Games.

Would Courtney be a koala or a kangaroo in Maus world?

What?! There is a stockpile of unaired PCX episodes?

Why hate the fans just cause they love the show.

Can't believe I didn't notice it til now but Slut Girl is almost Golden Boy. And with the orgy scene with all the females at the end, Golden left out, and you know those women would have done it. Found out there was a Golden Boy manga series and it did have sex and nudity,
eventually.

What was up with that Firestar miniseries, it seemed like 1970's TV movie. With the mansion and the horses, psychic powers and the head of the institution being the big villain.

September 27, 2011 3:46 PM  

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