Sunday, February 10, 2013

Episode 181 - It is at that moment of eternity that IT first slithers into view, its slime-gray TENTACLES questing EAGERLY for the demi-men!

PCX reviews Marvel Premiere #14
(part 2 of 3)

posted by T Mafia at 12:21 PM

20 Comments:

Blogger T Mafia said...

I don't understand why they couldn't continue Ghostbusters in some other ways. Like Egon or Ray going to Europe and continuing the research and setting up a Ghostbusters franchise there since Europe is suppose to be full of ghosts.
There was a rumor that they almost went with Extreme Ghostbusters.

I never saw Extreme Ghostbusters, but I'm sure I didn't miss much.

Gwen Paltrow's boobs were all over the place in the 90's. It was tiring. Probably why they put have the "no flat chested nudes" rule in Australia.

Boobs are never tiring.

Good inking is very important and unfortunately can make crap into good artwork, such as Liefield's Hawk and Dove and fool people into thinking the artist is good.

I don't know who inked Hawk and Dove, but even the great Tom Palmer couldn't make Liefeld's work presentable.

Face facts, Kirby's people are ugly. If he wasn't Kirby, most people would not like him for his artwork. Sure it's dynamic, expressive and original. But you'll be hard pressed to find any of his female pin-ups you would hang up on your wall.
Sue Crystal Alicia Big Barda
If I grew up with more Kirby art I probably would had been brainwashed into appreciating trannies.

Kirby's Sue Storm is cute there, though. Despite the ludicrous big hair.

Hopefully if and when they make a Guardians of the Galaxy Movie they don't just use Rocket Raccoon as the clown.

I'd acually be content with the classic Steve Gerber Guardians line-up.

Medieval is cool at times just like dinosaurs. It's just that sometimes writers don't see an idea is overused and/or unnecessary.

All I know is that there's probably a reason I never read the rest of Camelot 3000 beyond the first issue.

Actually fossils are proof of evolution. They are not proof of no God. We cannot prove there is no God. We can only establish that no proof has been established to prove a God exist. Accept the fictional history of fictional worlds as their history not ours. In the Marvel universe dinosaurs did live at the same time as humans, after all they live on Marvel Earth now, in the Savage Land. If dinosaurs were discovered living now on Earth it wouldn't be proof of God, there are many could be's that would need to be explored before jumping at that conclusion. Mayhaps if we did have dinosaurs in the North Pole then that just might mean the Beyonders used to experiment on Terran life.

And if the great Warren Ellis is to be believed, Devil Dinosaur not only existed, but smoked a pipe and wore a smoking jacket.

And it seems stupid that characters in the Marvel universe keep defaulting to "God is the creator". It's only cause the writers in our world believe it, that those characters believe that. In the Marvel Universe proof that God did not create humanity on the Earth is the Eternals. They were there when the Celestials mutated humanity.

Fuck the post-Englehart writers on this series for trying to retcon Sise-Neg's having become God. After all, God would be so much cooler if he not only existed in the first place, but was actually a reformed super-villain.

February 10, 2013 12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you want to get the essence of anything, just find a random clip on the internet. I don't know if Extreme Ghostbusters is on Youtube at this moment. They've been getting more and more strict.

Was that Eartha Kitt you played in the break?

February 18, 2013 1:23 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Vichus! Welcome back, I thought I must've inadvertently pissed you off or something.

Fuck YouTube.

And the break song was "Magic Colors" by Lesley Gore. The only Eartha Kitt song I can even tolerate is "Santa Baby". And only barely, at that.

February 18, 2013 10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do piss me off! No, Blogger pisses me off. It stinks so bad, and always has. Hate wrestling with this dumb comment system.

I don't know. Lesley Gore sounds like a tiny Eartha Kitt to me.

Speaking of Eartha Kitt, Blue Mountain (or whatever they're called; the ones who put out biography comics) are putting out some comic where Eartha Kitt is a Catwomanesque superhero or something? I don't know, maybe it's for Black History Month??

February 18, 2013 10:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOLY FUCK! Blogger just proved me right. It almost lost my damn comment. Some random error happened. Google needs to sell this shit off, or actually work on it.

February 18, 2013 10:37 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Lesley Gore is ironically appropriate for PCX, having appeared in the '60s Batman TV show. Mind you, I only know that thanks to Wikipedia.

Speaking of Batman, is Blue Mountain the company that put out that terrible Adam West comic? Because whoever published that really needs to be ashamed of themselves.

Blogger sucks, but at least it's free. Like the Internet Archive, which Tim always should have used for THOOM. Sigh. So much of my old work on his show apparently lost forever...

February 19, 2013 12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have to be the same company. They're the only one I know who are known for bio comics.

There's more free blog sites out there, and I will guess that they are all better than blogger.

February 19, 2013 1:04 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Call it laziness on my part then.

February 19, 2013 8:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Blogger would get off their ass and step up their program, then you could be as lazy as you want.

February 19, 2013 9:12 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I wonder if all these other blog sites were out there when PCX started back in '06.

February 20, 2013 1:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Wordpress. Regardless, Blogger doesn't feel like it's changed since '06. It stinks...is what I'm saying.

February 20, 2013 10:21 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I (sort of) respond to this over in the comments thread for #182.

February 21, 2013 7:53 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Xena was hot, maybe not in the face but she had a nice bod.

Is Courtney's accent changing? Harder to understand her.

In the alternate ending to Doctor Who's goodbye to Amy and Rory their kid is revealed as adopted.

Really, no future tech to fix Amy's vagina? Reminds me of health/sex ed when I was in high school. I failed it among a third of the class because the gym teacher teaching it gave us a final test that was half naming the body parts in latin. And then breezed thru the second time because the new teacher we got spent half the course on cigarettes then 1 week on sex. 1st teacher over intellectualized and the second one skimmed it, which is what the Matt Smith Doctor does even though it harms his friends. "Hey, don't have sex in the Tardis, Time Lord babies, you don't want that." Instead he gives them bunk beds.

Having no more Time Lord babies would have been the perfect reason to stop traveling with the Doctor. In fact it could have lead to what I think could have been a better story. Doctor visits from time to time, always enticing them to go. Doctor shows up and offers to take Amy to a quiet, no danger planet. So Amy sneaks off with her young child to have an adventure. Almost get the kid killed and the Doctor couldn't stop it. Amy swearing off adventuring but the kid has the Doctor promise to come back when ready.

Collin Baker's outfit were not his choice, in fact he hated them.

Courtney's "the Doctor is a clothes horse" comment can be validated in Collin's case by pointing out, he is a time traveler and that may not be in fashion today but maybe in a million years, he'll be a trend setter.

Camelot 3000 is okay, it's a bit 80's dated today but it was fun to read back then.

Kirby's Sue Storm is cute there, though. Despite the ludicrous big hair.
Look at her lip.

Okay, is it just me who thinks the Eartha Kitt Catwoman is just ball shrinking creepy.

February 28, 2013 5:42 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xena did have a butterface, though.

I understand Courtney as well as ever, but you might be onto something - Starhawk seemed to have a hard time with her accent.

And I still say although they could have killed off Rory for all I cared, they should have kept Amy around - every TV show is better with a hot redhead.

Colin wanted his Doctor to be dressed all in black, but the Master apparently already had dibs on that.

I never finished Camelot 3000 beyond #1 - I mainly reviewed it back in episode 15 to annoy Trekkie, who hates anything even remotely medieval.

Eartha Kitt was at least twenty years too old to be playing Catwoman by the time they cast her.

March 01, 2013 9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Xena's a butterface? You guys have super strict definitions of beauty, then

I don't care how old Eartha Kitt was at the time; I'm still gonna jack.

It's too bad that they killed off Amy (AND Rory) but this raises the possibility that she'll be in a film where she has a nude scene.

March 01, 2013 2:56 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

C.mon, Xena's sidekick was way hotter than her.

And Julie Newmar was at least fifty times hotter than Eartha Kitt.

And lemme know if Amy ever does that nude scene!

March 01, 2013 3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gabrielle's hotness has never been in question, Just like Robins' hot- er, uhmmm, yeah. Gotta go!

March 01, 2013 4:29 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Heh. The Carrie Kelly and Stephanie Brown Robins were both hot, though.

March 01, 2013 5:27 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

It's not her age, after seeing Eartha Kitt- I Wanna be Evil I have to point out, even when she was younger, she's still ball shrinking creepy.

Not even here in Santa Baby is she slightly more attractive, even though her voice sounds less smoking ravaged. I didn't think they had trannies back then, but... wait... a... sec... ond. Holy shit! Eartha Kitt is a tranny?! Okay, why didn't anyone tell me. It's so obvious, I usually spot them right away and she has an adam's apple.

Okay, okay, I'm so embarrassed.

Can't find any real nude pix of Karen Gillan alias Amy Pond, but Jenna-Louise Coleman has done topless in some show called Room at the Top.

March 02, 2013 2:36 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

In the "I Wanna be Evil" video she almost looks okay.

The back-up singers in "Santa Baby" really do look like dudes, on the other hand.

I didn't even know she was dead (thanks, Wiki!), but at her age I really shouldn't be surprised.

So the new Doctor Who companion's a total slut, huh? Good to know.

March 02, 2013 5:03 PM  

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