Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Episode 138 - "IIIII II II III IIIII"

PCX reviews Marvel Premiere #50

46 Comments:

OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Finally, I have been anxiously waiting for this episode!

Five episodes of me, huh?
Well it's everyone else's fault for not being available as often.

January 13, 2010 11:07 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Ahem, this should be the title image:
http://pyro-the-maniac.deviantart.com/art/PCX-Australia-108708691

Did you know I've been planning this episode for about a year?


Were some parts edited out? It seems like bits were missing.
Other than that, I think we did pretty good. Considering there were four of us.
Skype kept cutting out, I hope the dialogue all makes sense to everyone else.

January 14, 2010 1:56 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Anyone noticed the alien queen and Courtney seem to be the same person?

And that was a fake Khan.

This episode seems as confusing as the comic that was reviewed.

I'm not that old either but I've seen reruns of Car 54, Where Are You? I knew it was about two patrol cops in the Bronx, but I didn't realize til I seen this video that they were gay. Really how did I miss that.

January 14, 2010 10:26 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Alien Queen?:
http://www.ugo.com/movies/evil-women/images/entries/alien-queen.jpg

Maybe I was thinking to visually when I made this. It's hard to convey things with just dialogue.
Even harder when some dialogue is missing.

January 14, 2010 10:34 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney: In the future if you want a specific title image, just tell me beforehand (ala, "See this? This here? Yeah, I want that to be this episode's title image! What do you mean I have to get completely topless on cam or you won't do it?!")

This one turned out to be such a rush editing job I don't think I cut much at all except for maybe some AIDSMaster 5000 in the actual review segment, when he'd be talking so fast as to be indecipherable (he's still got some of those bits left in there, but I caught the worst of them.)

Hopefully, Vixen and me addressing on-air that Skype seemed to keep cutting you guys out at least kept people from wondering why you and Jordan "disappeared" a couple times there.

Xantes: In an infinite universe, surely it's possible there's an alien out there that just happens to sound exactly like Courtney.

And just because this episode's Khan wasn't nearly as annoying as the one you're used to hearing here, doesn't make him "fake"! I mean, was Eartha Kitt a fake Catwoma-- well okay, maybe you have a point.

And if this was a confusing trainwreck, then hopefully at least it was an entertaining one. After all, we have words for podcasters that never try anything different (shameful words, such as "DaFixer" and "Bruce Rosenberger"!)

What's disturbing is there was actually a Car 54 comic book. Apparently, children in the past were very easily entertained.

January 15, 2010 1:26 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

How come you can't change the image?

January 15, 2010 3:23 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Oh and what is your interpretation of the plot Xantes?

January 15, 2010 4:34 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Okay this is what I think happened, The alien queen, drill sargent, colonel, whatever, that sounds like Courtney and the Australian dude, kidnapped and drugged Vixen and TCM. While probing them and extracting body fluids and eggs(well eggs from Vixen) from them they put them in a V.R scenario where they were driving from one end of Australia to the other.

The real reason they kept cutting out, which was blamed on SKPE, was that they were moving around doing the probing and sampling and sometimes they moved too far from the mike set. And when Jordan disappear, he had actually left the lab to make course corrections and check the pot roast.

Khan wasn't a fake because he wasn't as annoying. He's a fake because he was another alien.

Then they tagged TCM and Vixen, massaged their memories so they remember what they want them to and returned them naked to the McDonald's playpen which they had retrieved them from in the first place.

January 15, 2010 8:45 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

0_o
Alrighty then...

But seriously, so that I can learn from this. Was the plot clear?

January 15, 2010 11:18 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Plot was clear, somehow you drove across Australia while reading a comic. Fake Khan tries to kill all of you but you shot him. And you won a police box.

January 16, 2010 8:47 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Oh good, you know how critical I am of myself.
I do enjoy writing scripts once the inspiration comes.

And you haven't changed the picture yet Trenchcoat Mafia. Don't make me nag you.
You know as a female I am genetically programmed to do so.

January 16, 2010 11:19 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Something deep within me recognizes that Xantes' original theory as to what happened in this episode is exactly the truth but sure enough, I just can't remember any of it.

And Courtney, here I thought I was all safe from your fearsome wrath when you didn't (somehow) blame me for Xantes implying this ep. apparently came off like parts of it were written by a madwoman from some bizarre foreign land.

And I just cut like a paragraph explaining why I never even try to change stuff here anymore (this is like the fight over the logo all over again!) when I realized how boring it'd be for everybody else. I'll just catch you on Skype and yell at you (speaking of what our respective genders are programmed to do...) Eventually. I almost got you the other night when you logged on while I was recording a THOOM! episode but by the time I was done with that, you'd logged off again already - which reminds me:

Again, any still-young (i.e. under 18) girls out there who'd like to get into comic book podcasting, please send naked photos of yourself (sorry, I think that's like a federal law or something that you have to do that; at least, I'm sure I've heard "federal laws" and "underage nude photos" in the same sentence) to podcastx@hotmail.com

I'd also like to reassure our listeners that in any Courtney episode I might have ready to go live, she would have still been a youthful 17 back when she recorded it.

January 16, 2010 9:04 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Why didn't you send me a note on Skype so I knew to stay online?
Instead I watched a freaking Sandra Bullock movie with my mum!

Oh and in Japan, you don't come of age until you're 20. So somewhere around the world I'm still underage!

January 16, 2010 10:08 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Actually the national age of consent in Japan is 13. However, prefectures can have ordinances that prohibit sexual activities with any minor under 18.

Tunisia has the oldest age of consent, 20. Tonga is youngest, 12.

How bad is driving in Australia?

January 17, 2010 12:27 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Why didn't you send me a note on Skype so I knew to stay online?

Because I didn't think of it! This actually would have been when I was off on my Friday AM/your Friday afternoon, btw. What I should have done was told you to just come on the air with us, especially now that I know you're apparently still sexily underage somewhere (and therefore by extension, everywhere!)

Xantes, good for the, uh, Tongans for being so enlightened (what the hell's a Tongan? And why am I picturing missionaries in kettles?)

And it would be downright cruel for Japan's age of consent to be anything less than 13, since they apparently lead the world in production of slutty schoolgirls in those "Give it to me right now, Amellican podcaster man!" uniforms.

January 17, 2010 4:23 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I know where Samoa is, but I had never heard of Tonga.

And Japan has those slutty schoolgirls because they know they aren't getting their hands on anything like that until those girls are long out of school.

January 17, 2010 10:43 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Really? according to the maps they are right above NZ.

Japan, Except for the Kancho and boy's grabbing it, it sounds like fun.

January 18, 2010 10:13 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I know, weird right?
It's like this island of pedophiles just came out of nowhere.

January 18, 2010 11:35 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yeah, but I would think the Australian Self-Defense Force would inform the public in case the Tongans warriors ever invaded.

January 18, 2010 1:53 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

NZ? I don't even think this mythical "New Zealand" place even exists; it's just a myth the Australians have been fooling the rest of the world with for years, ala "drop bears" and "a dollar that's worth something".

And to all those pedos out there (you know who you are!) - judging from Courtney's last comment, our pedophile island cloaking devices are working properly; thus we can continue to just "appear" within striking range of countries full of unsuspecting, underage victims...

January 18, 2010 6:25 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Is this you TC?:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/DarthCourtney/LostFile_JPG_930069.jpg

January 19, 2010 9:40 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Oh, that's just a full-head latex mask I occasionally wear as a disguise, ala Scooby-Doo. As for cracked.com revealing my evil plans in the fourth part of that, I would've gotten away with it too if not for you meddling kids!

(Now watch it turn out they never showed the cartoon in Australia and Courtney's all like, "What?!")

January 21, 2010 8:44 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I've seen Scooby Doo!

January 21, 2010 11:56 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Are you sure that wasn't Skippy the Bush kangaroo? I wonder if this is why Australian has such a large gay population.

January 22, 2010 10:45 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I know I've said this before, but goddamn were kids in the past easily entertained!

And you were on to something there: what few people know is that show was cancelled when the network found out the all-male cast was repeatedly subjecting poor Skippy to gay gang rape.

January 22, 2010 5:51 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Hello, remember the Halloween special?
It wasn't "Skippy's" Mystery Machine we stole.

I've actually never seen Skippy. Except for the animated version.

I grew up with Australian shows like Round The Twist. That show was awesome.

BTW, I have recently discovered that I am the pied freaking piper of little girls. Whenever I go out
they stare at me.
I think they like what I wear. I'm like a living doll to them or something.

January 22, 2010 9:25 PM  
Blogger Thoom said...

To be a Pied Piper, your subjects must follow you, not stare at you like you're a freak.

January 22, 2010 10:30 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

The Cause.

This is the post-human Australia I keep warning you about.

How was Parallax? Seems like a kiddie version of Sliders. Also brings up the question of if you went to a parallel Earth, and you had sex with your opposite sex version, would that be incest or masturbation.

Are you sure it's the outfits or are they "curious."

January 23, 2010 9:00 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, from the moment they started writing out what seemed like most of the original cast, Sliders itself was just a kiddie version of Sliders.

Courtney, forgetting about past episodes is an unfortunate side effect of my being so obsessed with what's coming up on PCX all the time.

And they actually turned that Skippy mess into a cartoon?! Oookay...

Never heard of Round the Twist - sounds like it was for, um, mature audiences. And probably starred Skippy later in his career when he'd do any degrading act just to keep his TV stardom.

For myself, I find it adorably creepy that little girls stare at you. Ignore Tim; my theory of what's going on is that the next generation of females is clearly destined to be exclusively lesbian (nature's finally had enough Octomoms and such, and is unilaterally enacting its own form of population control.)

January 23, 2010 9:25 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

There's also Blinky Bill, another Aussie cartoon. I'll mention more as they come to me.
Alot of the shows I watched are pretty shit now that I see them again.
So it's not just kids of a certain generation, but children in general that will watch whatever is on the TV.
As long as it is visually engaging children pay no mind to the inner workings of a plot. But it helps.

Oh, Out There and Jeopardy (not the game show) were pretty cool too.

Never heard of Parallax. But clearly your rule 63 self is masturbation. Incest would imply that they are relatives not exact duplicates (besides the chromosones, of course).

Just so you know, I'm going on vacation with my family for the next three days.

January 23, 2010 11:19 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I was gonna say this was the perfect opportunity for the rest of us to go kidnap you then, but that's probably exactly why you didn't tell us where you'd be.

January 24, 2010 8:46 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What does vacation mean in Australia? Walk-about without internet service? How savage.

You're television awards are called the "Logies."

Besides Binky and Skippy, are there any other Australian cartoons.

I liked Sliders, but I did have problems with it. Like if you're such a smart scientist and understand there's an infinite amount of parallel Earth. Why not stay in one location and fix your device? And the thing that really annoyed me was why do they affect ever world they go to, to be "better"? It's sorta like if they were just regular tourists going from country to country they would constantly be starting up revolutions and toppling down governments just because it doesn't meet the "American way" standard.

January 24, 2010 9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing like a family holiday to make you want to take a holiday from your family.
I'm a very private person and sharing a little hotel room amongst five people is not my idea of fun.

I was in Bunbury, a little country town down south.
I had my laptop with me but no Internet connection, I just used it to watch Terminator Salvation. Which was better than I thought it would be.
I spent most of my time reading Top Gear books, listening to music and playing games on my PSP Go.
And endured hours of driving.
I think we did more driving than actally doing anything of interest.

Courtney
(login's being a bitch, so had to do anonymous)

January 25, 2010 11:32 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Wait, so what was the purpose of the vacation? What were the goals? swimming, biking, platypus hunting, roo wrestling?

January 26, 2010 11:24 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

You'd think there would be at least one reality in Sliders where things were way better than on "Earth-Prime". Then they could find an excuse to fuck things up just 'cause they'd be so jealous.

I'm still stunned from hearing Courtney describe herself as "a very private person" but anyway, I was gonna say they should have just left her home...which is pretty much the exact moment I realized what an incredibly bad idea leaving a teenage girl alone for three days with no adult supervision was.

January 26, 2010 7:06 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Private in the sense that I don't want to share a room with anyone and I spend most of my time alone. There are very few people I am comfortable around or open with. You would be one such example, I believe the term is "friend"?
Hell, I think you know more about me than my family does.

The purpose of the trip was that my dad had to take photos of some drilling rigs. He makes and sells them, I don't know if I ever mentioned that.
And considering it's a 2 hour drive, my parents thought it would be good to spend a couple of nights down there.

January 26, 2010 10:21 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Oh wait they did have worlds that seemed superior or that they didn't damage on the way out. Usually they just commented on them as a new episode was beginning, like they would emerge holding drinks and say I'll sure miss beach paradise world.

Leaving a teenager with no supervision for three days sounds like opportunity to me.

There's a business for pictures of oil rigs? Okay that's a weird fetish that I never heard of.
It's Australia, isn't everything a two hour drive?

January 27, 2010 3:01 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Aww, I consider you a friend too, Courtney; and considering I can count those on one hand myself, you should feel privileged!

Xantes, TV characters are so stupid. Why the hell wouldn't anyone just stay in beach paradise world?!

If I had a teenage daughter, I'd only leave her alone for three days if I wanted her to get knocked up so I'd have an excuse to kick her slutty ass out onto the street. Woo-hoo! One less kid = that much more money to buy comics!

And I don't know what to think about discovering that Australia apparently has a booming "oil rig porn" industry.

January 27, 2010 10:43 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

They're drilling rigs, not oil rigs, duh!

Three days on my own would not be as exciting as they make it seem in those delightful '80's movies.
I would probably just watch TV, draw, sew and spend time on the computer as usual.
It sad, I can't think of anything reckless I would do.
Maybe go somewhere with my friends. Maybe drive on my own.
Maybe even go with out wearing a bra!

I can think of a few weird things I would do, but I'll keep that to myself.

Oh yeah, I'm a BAMF.

January 27, 2010 11:12 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

What was clever there was how first you made us picture you walking around braless and then, knowing you had our complete attention, you hit us with the intriguing mystery of these "weird things" you wanna do. Way to make sure you stay on every male PCX blog reader's mind!

January 27, 2010 11:47 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Are you talking about the unsupervised teenager from the parent's point of view? I was thinking about it from the guy taking advantage of her, POV.

What? No walking around the house naked?

I don't understand, what do rigs drill for if not oil? Miners mine coal and natural gas you poke a hole, cap it and attach a hose.

I can't see rigs being sexy, I sort of can see the sexuality.

January 27, 2010 3:42 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Oh TC, you're too easy!

Who would take advantage of me in my own home? This isn't a Western where men come kicking down the door and raping whoever is inside.
I live in a quiet little coul de sac in the suburbs.

My dad had to go an have a look at the rig some guy wanted him to sell.
He takes photos of the rigs and then puts them on his website.
You weirdos.

Also, the drilling rigs he sells are mostly for scientific use.

January 28, 2010 1:25 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Maybe I'm too American, but a scientific use for a drilling rig? Only one I can think of is drilling to the center of the Earth. I guess Australia might be an ideal spot for it, If something goes wrong, not that many people will die.

Who said anything about forcing my way in? I only like entering when I am invited. That way my lawyers can use that in my defense. "Hey little girl, want some candy?"

January 28, 2010 2:07 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Oil rigs are much bigger and used only for that specific use.

Drilling rigs drill for many things like minerals and gold. Scientific use; like soil evaulation and searching for morloks.

January 28, 2010 4:25 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Alice Cooper's comic

Driver license in Australia? Drive cross country? What's the survival rate?

When too many host, how about say "over" when finished atleast?

Hey, I never thought of Alice Cooper as scary either and I think it's was also because I saw him on the Muppet Show. But I did think he was a she.

No, depends on the place and the rules. There are certain patients who used to be allowed more liberties like a lighter and it's pre-asylum corporation days so things were freer. (see One Flew Over the Cuckcoo's Nest.)

Alan Moore should do a show all drugged up and talking in slurry speech while he channels Glycon thru his sock puppet and it speaks perfect English.

Milf is just hot from so many points. I think it's hot because if you are doing her daughter you get the older more experience version too plus it's a form of female cuckold.

Courtney shoots Khan.

I thought Australians all would know how to handle weapons.
Because Australia is a place of isolated houses where men and kangas come kicking down the door and raping whoever is inside.

September 14, 2011 4:23 AM  
Blogger Centro Escolar Distrito Italia said...

led zeppelin???

April 09, 2013 11:15 AM  

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