Episode 141 - "We're READY for your kind!"
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Smelly pussy, nah it's just Angela Jolie's pussy has so much more talent. I'm sure it can dance and sing.
I know of a Gated Community Cage can bust up.
I just googled Colleen Wing and it popped up.
Wait a sec, did TCM have to explain to a black person about the black uprising that white people think they need to prepare for? Or is he just playing dumb to lull white people into complicity. They're still training.
Maybe they do have something to fear.
What? Lumping gays with pedophiles? Who would do that? Could it possibly be CHRISTIANS!!
Yeah Forbush-man is really original, no powers, red underwear, a cape and a cooking pot with holes in it on his head, why DC couldn't be so original.
I'm back, read all about it:
http://pyrothemaniac.livejournal.com/28900.html?mode=reply
Xantes, I doubt there's much that Angelina Jolie's pussy isn't capable of. And you just made me think of at least one movie where the chick's vag might not sing (or maybe it does; I haven't actually seen the flick), but it apparently talks...!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075830/
I wouldn't send Luke Cage after that gated community. That's a target more worthy of the Dark Avengers, what with their disregard for how many people might wind up dead in their attack.
Tim lulling white people into a false sense of security? Well, it's not like there are any more of those film trailers out there to make me suspicious-- oh, wait a minute...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t_GIRJ1_2k
Yeah, the most disturbing thing in that Maddow clip was her reminding us of the usually never-discussed-in-the-media Secret Society of Senatorial Super-Christians, or whatever that was they call themselves.
As for Ma Hunkel, I always forget about half of DC's characters even "exist". Then again, like her, at least half of them don't really deserve to.
Courtney, you should have told the old bag on the train that you never reveal your face - for you are Death...and you have come for her! Then you should have just pointed at her and see if she instantly dropped dead of a heart attack or something. Which hopefully she would have, or the whole bit just wouldn't have worked.
It does sing
Wish it was their cunts talking.
The inspiration. It doesn't talk til 13 minutes into the movie.
Wait, your trailer has me confused, if a girl say go ahead and rape me, that means she's giving consent, right.
It's almost as good as the Mike McMack's You wanted to help the black man defense.
Scariest, most bitter dragon-lady ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ffU10DcN0M
Xantes, and yet these days, the only singing pussies out there are all on American Idol.
I saw the trailer for that piece of crap teen movie too, when I was searching YouTube for the real thing; shame on those guys for stealing the "Chatterbox" title.
Then again, you've given us evidence that even the 70s Chatterbox guys stole their own flick's entire premise, anyway.
And it's just a shame that SNL (or any big network show) would never have the balls to air that great rape sketch today.
Courtney, that was one scary and jealous butch lesbo. You'd think she'd be happier if she just moved to some Muslim country where they make all their bitches wear burqas and such, but I guess she's making some really big bucks staying here and trashing all the chicks who have the nerve to be hotter than she'll ever be.
Surprisingly I have to side on the "dragon-lady" side. She's talking at a business conference of some sort and she's explaining why when at work women, even if they feel liberated and hot, should clothes themselves business like. Last thing I want is not to get promoted because I'm not showing enough cleavage or that I spend the whole day dropping pencils for my secretary to pick up. She may ask for it right after work.
That wasn't the point.
Yes she is right that people should dress with a little class at work. But that doesn't mean you can't look sexy.
But the real point is that she is the most intimidating human being I have ever seen in my entire life. Even more so than my old art teacher Andrea, or my supervisor at Diva.
They were no where near as scary as her.
She made me cringe and cower in my chair and that's only seeing her on a screen. I couldn't imagine talking to her in person
Xantes - The real problem here is that all these bitches are in the workplace to begin with, instead of at home cleaning the house and cooking dinner for their husbands.
Courtney - In person, the first thing she'd do is look you right in the eye and icily say, "Let me tell you why you're so very wrong, young lady..."
Courtney, you definitely never had a corporation-type job. It's just the standard spiel they give you at most work orientations. They want you to avoid the sexy because women get harassed, men do harassed, sometimes vice versa, people get unfair promotions and other sorts of hanky of the panky. From the corporation view point, they don't want to deal with overactive "teenage" hormones.
Like at the City-Corp buildings I worked as security. All the rooms had windows that looked into the hallway, basically so the employees couldn't have sex in their offices. Desks with no leg covering ergo no blow jobs. Cameras in the freight and stair area, every now and then a couple would be caught and security would have to escort them out. Still people tried. And you wondered why these people didn't just go to a hotel or such, they did.
Hotels cost money, especially in NY. And were these buildings in Manhattan?
I'm not paying 125.00 for a room for 15 minutes (that includes the time it takes to remove clothes).
Besides, we'd have to leave work, be discreet and covert because this is just an office fling. No. Too much work.
"Hey girl, lets just fuck in the elevator real quick. Better yet, the stairwell. These lazy fucks are not taking the stairs, so we won't be disturbed. And Xantes is watching the security cameras today. That pervert won't bust us, he'll just watch."
Yeah, here are two of them, the Lipstick building I think they were moving out of back in the 90's. The building with the slant is the main Citi-corp building, which was somewhat eerie to work in since it's foundation is 4 large columns and to make sure it doesn't fall over on windy days, there's a 400 ton computer controlled counterbalance near the roof. Some windy days you could hear and feel the building moving around.
Some of these were people making $100,000 to $500,000 a year, what's a $100 a day hotel room? And back in the 90's they still had $20 an hour motels. They also had a movie theater a block away, plenty of restaurants with toilets, clothing stores with changing rooms, roofs, etc.
Only time I did see a couple start trying to have sex in a freight area, I took a break and ran to stop them. They were friends of mine and I stopped them off camera before it got beyond kissing. I almost got in trouble for that.
Again, if you just keep all these whores out of the workplace and in their natural habitat (the kitchen) to begin with, and you avoid all these problems. I'm not even blaming the 60s womens' libbers for how fucked-up it all is now; the trouble really started back in 1920 when we gave bitches the right to vote...
Then there wouldn't be fun co-ed clubs.
Seriously, the Japanese are so weird.
Rapeman needs to take care of that stupid broad who tried to blame comics for the so-called "rapes" (never mind that bit where they glossed over how many of those whores admitted they flat-out lied, let alone all the ones who wound up dating their "rapist"!) They also conveniently forgot to mention that Rapeman is a true hero and role model who only rapes bitches who deserve it!
Flying panties? Okay, see that just proves that it's good to drop atomic bombs on a country, because all that radiation clearly improves the creativity levels in the brains of any survivors and their descendants.
How would you classify Hilary Duff?
GENITALS DO NOT GO IN THE MOUTH!
Courtney, sure they do. you've just been given photographic evidence and everything.
Xantes, I used to think Hilary Duff was a total waste, but now that I see she's a good girl...
Drawbacks to sexy outfits in the workplace. Wankers!
Sexism debate
Oral sex is fun and most of the time it's tasty. Sometimes I feel like we need to send an A-team type unit into Australia to rescue Courtney from oppressive backwards sexual beliefs. MTSS, maybe useful.
Finally - a version of Star Trek I can actually respect! Also, how sad that those two UK sketches from a decade or so ago(!) are funnier than anything our own networks have shat out since...uh...
Hopefully, Courtney will study your last, most educational video (although that "Spitters are quitters!" line is the one they should have put on those t-shirts they're selling.)
Phht, was American humour ever good?
And let me ask you this, would you perform oral sex on a woman?
We were funny. I blame the jews. They have much to answer for.
I would of course. Like I said, most women are tasty. It's fun, and the more liberated ones like some reciprocation. I take it you haven't tried it yet.
Jackie Gleason is the man.
Xantes is got a late start on his anti-semetic posts this year. But at this rate he may still beat last year's stats for anti-jew sentiments.
Anti-Semitic? How is it anti-semit if I point out a jewish guy created "Love Boat"?
Phht, was American humour ever good?
Well yeah, it used to be, anyway - just off the top of my head, we've had most of the old Looney Tunes, Addams Family, 70s SNL and however few eps of Police Squad! there were; but yeah, after that we've pretty much been a comedy desert. Conclusion: Ronald Reagan clearly secretly ordered the assassination of American comedy.
And let me ask you this, would you perform oral sex on a woman?
Let's just say that any guy who's in that Tim/Xantes/me age range who tries to tell you they haven't done so any number of times isn't just lying to you, they're pretty much assuming you're retarded. Any guy your own age who tries to tell you they haven't who isn't lying to you only has maybe another year or two before they will be lying if they keep claiming any kind of innocence in that area.
Xantes, I actually like Woody Allen: the period up to and including Annie Hall for his actual movies, and his later years, when he bravely showed the world that so-called "pedophilia" is healthy and normal.
On the other hand, Aaron Spelling deserves to be dead just for producing that she-male, Tori.
If I'm understanding you correctly, yeah, once Courtney gets drunk with one of her girlfriends and...stuff happens...I'm sure she'll come around on the whole oral sex issue.
Tim, you do know Gleason was a golfing buddy of Richard (the Antichrist) Nixon's, right?
And when has Xantes (unlike Nixon!) ever said anything anti-Semitic? I mean, even putting aside Love Boat, surely you see that Spelling's inflicting the likes of Hart to Hart and T.J. Hooker upon the innocent masses are hate crimes against humanity itself, right...?!
We were funny. I blame the jews. They have much to answer for.
...because all jews should be blamed for the hackiness of Aaron Spelling.
That's not right. Anyone's head goes anywhere near my crotch and I'll kick them like a 'roo. Mostly because it's one of my many strange reflexes.
Like yelping exactly like a dog when I'm hurt or flinching whenever anyone touches me. Not always, mostly when I'm daydreaming.
Anyway, isn't that putting you in a more submissive position compared to the woman?
So much for you guys being sexist.
I deleted a whole Hunter S Thompson-esque rant here. Courtney's got into the cold medication again.
Okay, let me clarify. I blame the jews who produced the crap and the jews who financed them. So I guess I'm not blaming all the jews like I'm not blaming jewish doctors. Oh wait they sometimes perform life saving operations on the bad jews. So I guess I do blame jewish doctors. I'm not blaming jewish jockeys. Wait a sec, they might have won races that other jews placed bets on and made tv shows with their winnings. Okay, am blaming jewish jockeys. I'll get back to you on this. I have to find a righteous jew, which is rather difficult, see Sodom and Gomorrah.
Woody Allen was somewhat funny, but he just keeps recycling the same jokes. Did he actually support the causes of pedophilia or incest? I think not.
Why would guys deny they aren't going down on females?
Courtney, listen to Dan from the Savage Love cast.
Also Sex is Fun.
Oops, I meant, "Why would guys deny they are going down on females?"
Courtney, how dare you say we aren't sexist! Eating a girl out is just good long-term making-the-bitch-think-we-actually-care (all the better to control her) strategy. Just like how you yourself go out of your way to make sure we all keep thinking filthy thoughts about you by saying things like, "Oh, I'm so helpless from all this cold medication...I couldn't possibly kangaroo-kick away any guy who'd sneak in through my window to stop him from doing anything he wanted to me..."
Tim, I dunno, Spelling was responsible for way more bad TV shows than Hitler ever was (and I'm not gonna blame Hitler personally for shit like Hogan's Heroes, or anything else that came out after he shot himself/fled to South America/had his brain put in a robot body* (take your pick.)
* http://www.angelfire.com/mech/jinsaotome/JinsDangerousToys/RoboHitler.html
Xantes, as funny as the Lot video was, was that the Earth-2 Jeebus with God? I'm assuming he'd be older than the as-yet-unborn Earth-1 Jeebus, explaining why he's already got all the whip marks on him.
Woody Allen will never be as funny as he used to be, but that's what prolonged exposure to insane and barren-wombed (which is just nature telling a woman, "Bitch, we need to take your gene pool out of the picture altogether!") Mia Farrow will do to anyone.
Why would guys deny they are going down on females?
Hey, as long as these younger guys can find younger girls dumb enough to actually believe their bullshit...!
Usually females think it's a plus when they find out I will go down on them. Seriously, at times it can get dangerous. A female can break a guy's neck with her legs.
I think the cartoonist was using the eternal vision of Jesus. Some Christians believe that Jesus has
always dwelled in heaven even before he was born on Earth, which makes as much sense as calling Christians, monotheists.
on the subject of cuniligus (suc):
Do you guys put pillows underneath the woman's ass to lift her up, so it won't hurt your neck and back to go all the way down, or do you have her at the edge of the bed?
Xantes, wasn't there a Bond villainess who actually did that to her victims?! Wonder if that's ever happened for real; I mean, it does sound pretty far-fetched.
Ah, so Jeebus was already around and then was reborn on Earth as a baby, and then-- wait a minute, wasn't this the plot of Avengers #200?!
Tim, I'll politely decline to answer your question here because this line of discussion has apparently driven at least one member of Team X to get all strung out on, as Vixen also likes to call certain substances, "cold medication".
Tim, yes and more. My fave is have her on my shoulders, face to genitals, with her back to the wall. Or if I'm feeling lazy I just have her sit over me. Guess you can't really do those with fat white chicks.
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Not sure, I remember reading a Playboy article on sex death related stories and one of them was "neck snapped by legs during oral sex", I tried googling it but can't find anything on it. So I tried finding it by looking for another story I remembered in the article, found this of interest. Story 6 was the other story. So I must have either misremembered it or can't find it yet, just like a righteous jew.
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What's the lesson learned? We've got plenty of gated communities today and from the sounds of it, Thoom looks forward to the day when he's on the inside.
Too bad he doesn't know gated communities all consider pod-casters, even former pod-casters as lower than homeless and would never let him in.
Courtney, do you still think oral's icky?
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