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26 Comments:
The opening was funny. Then it just turned into Trekkie's Southern painful-to-listen-to close-minded ranting.
Homosexuals are not freaks, they're people and there are alot of them, enrage the homos and you will envoke their fabulous wrath!
Honestly, homophobia is just as bad as racism. What is it with you humans hating each other because of some differences?
Wait a minute, TC, you hate kids but you want to fuck them?
And you seem to have forgotten that there are a few kids out there like me who aren't brainless, that do read and could run the world perfectly...I mean as just as well as we have it now.
I'm assuming you were talking about glad-wrap. Which reminds me of a joke I once heard:
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but cellophane. The doctor says "clearly I can see your nuts."
You hate Italians? Don't come to Australia then, we're full of Asians, Africans, Muslims and Italians.
I don't want to nuke America, I love their popular culture too much.
Then again, there's always the UK.
If only there was some way to eliminate all stupid people one by one. Without getting caught.
Courtney
First of all we took a BIG chance with this. It's an old "barely comic" and we took on some tough subjects.
Perhaps it should have been cut down to two eps , but TM chose to leave the recording as is.
at times I DO in fact try to play devils advocate- I have done this since day one.
Anti Gay? ME? I actually know (and whistle) show tunes.
Actually in all seriousness, as I've said both on blog and here repeatedly - Anyone can do ANYTHING they want to themselves as long as it does not harm others- as in don't smoke pot then drive my bus train or plane. That's all. Don't take a life, don't prevent another's happiness.
And Nuclear families DO work- without them, we don't get well adjusted teenage podcasters!
Now back to your regularly scheduled programme featuring parasitic vagina monsters already in progress.
Show tunes?
Well I guess one could call my family nuclear. Mum and dad happily married for 20 years. Dad goes to work, mum stays at home. I have two brothers and we all just along dandy.
And oh Jesus Christ, my life is too fucking perfect!@@##$%$@#!$%
But you know, I don't think anything would change if I had two dads. There are lots of strange families out there in terms of structure but that doesn't mean they're bad.
Hell, if you have a problem with kids being raised by gays, you should certainly see something wrong with divorced families.
I know too many kid who live like that and the younger they were when they're parents split up the more clingy and insecure they become.
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!!
Courtney
Nuclear Families are a myth, they die rather quickly because of the radiation poisoning. Or they end up like this.
I don't know what offended me more: MC Trekkie not knowing the name of the GODDESS Rosario Dawson (who I do believe is part latina) or not knowing my name. I guess I can't get too mad over Trekkie not knowing my name, because I've only recently started to comment on podcast X.
BTW, Trenchcoat, I did read that issue of JLA and that alternate universe character who turned from a racist white guy to a Power Man-esque black guy was totally out of place, and he was hilarious.
Courtney, this may come as news to you, but you're not exactly a typical kid. But yeah, at least 99% of the world's kids (and for that matter, 99% of people in general) really are just not worth bothering with.
Trekkie, it would've been a two-parter if you weren't so intent on convincing the listeners that gays don't deserve the same rights as everyone else (and I defy you to say you weren't serious about opposing gay adoption!) Now, if you'd spent that same amount of time on something wholesome like promoting rape, I'd have been right there with you.
Xantes, for myself, every time I hear the phrase "nuclear family", I think of The Oblongs.
Vichus, I'd definitely read a Brown Bomber comic. Too bad DC's probably too PC to ever go there again.
Vichus- No offense intended. I didn't have anything to respond TO you about.
Courtney, my statement above had just a bit of irony it it. read it again.
I do think it's funny that even debating the idea of gays adopting is "off the table" yet the (real) talk of rape and 9/11 mass murder justifications is somehow sanctioned around here.Yet I'm the one that's crass and not PC? HAH!
Nuclear families are such wonderful things. Would that I believed in Marriage I would believe in them too.
The HIDDEN offense in ALL of this that NO ONE has mentioned- is that barren White American nuclear parents will pay black market millions or travel the globe to adopt babies, yet only gays seem interested /human enough to adopt poor babies of color.
THAT is the offense really.
Good that we're talking about something important anyhow.
But As I said, time to move on- back to comics proper.
Interesting. TMC, is Trekkie wearing a goatie? If he is I suspect that's not our universe's MC Trekkie.
That's a really dumb idea, if the mexicans don't raise their kids, how will they learn to wash my car?
What's wrong with swiss on cheesesteak? That's how they make it up here in NYC.
I don't understand why this Trekkie would deny gays raising children. If they don't then us hetro-men will have to. It's like why don't people like homosexuals? If more men were gay that would mean more women for me.
Warning-Bad acting and Porn
One by one? If only.
Trekkie: Podcast X (including this site) is a forum for free expression. Hence, no debate is ever "off the table" here. If it seems everyone's piling on you, it's because you're the only one of us taking the "con" side in this particular debate.
Xantes, you may be right that we're actually dealing with the evil Mirror Universe Trekkie. Why else would he disagree with us when we're so obviously right?
As to the much more important issue of Noo Yawkers' love of Swiss cheese, I refuse to acknowledge any steak made outside Philly as being legitimate, anyway.
Wikipedia's take on the Kerry debacle:
During the 2004 presidential campaign, candidate John Kerry ordered a cheesesteak with Swiss cheese in South Philadelphia. According to the Philadelphia Daily News, "reporters snickered," because "in Philadelphia, ordering Swiss on a cheesesteak is like rooting for Dallas at an Eagles game. It isn't just politically incorrect; it could get you a poke in the nose."
It's all fine
I'm dropping it.
It's the Devil Chinese that really worry me.
You know I was just thinking about sarcasm and irony. Technically speaking they are the same thing when it comes to speach. Speaking ironically is "where the literal meanings differs from the actual meaning", does that not sound like sarcasm to you?
My definition of irony is "an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected."
The basically irony is a contradiction or an opposite.
This has nothing to do with anything other than the fact that Trekkie used the word 'irony'.
Courtney
Trekkie, "Devil Chinese" is highly offensive. I believe the correct term is "Heathen Chinee".
Courtney, as to whether I was just being ironic and/or sarcastic there, I'll let you decide.
China is scary
Courtney
Dictionary.com says Irony and Sarcastic are the same.
Hey what's with bad mouthing the Chinese? They are destine to be our future overlords.
Well, as a former Shatner fan all I can say is that the last who for Boston Legal showed the Shat Man getting married to a man AND the Chinese taking over his firm-so I got my Karma for my intolerant comments almost instantly.
Xantes there is not one but TWO anti chinese rants only my blog. I think they plan to go to the moon and play joke and put pee pee on our little moon flag.
Trekkie: You know you're just further tempting the fates by going with your alternate moniker of "cpm" (i.e. "Chinese People Mocker"), right?
You haven't been there man, I felt oppressed and I don't even live there.
It was like being on the Death Star...But with more hobos and less full body armour.
Courtney
That's funny- 'cause when I was last up on The Death Star I couldn't help but notice how similar it was to China, except instead of a Great Wall they had a Great Trench. Why would anyone build a Great Trench? Do they also fear Mongolians and were going to flood them out when they attempted to cross the moonish Hemisphere?
1 billion 400 million reasons to fear China:
Look Here
http://mctrekkie.blogspot.com/2008/09/dystopian-theatre-of-macabre.html
1 Hour later and still hungry for Chinese?- Look Here.
http://mctrekkie.blogspot.com/2008/01/go-home-mr-trekkie.html
For dessert don't forget that China's on the moon-
http://mctrekkie.blogspot.com/2008/09/gil-scott-trekkie.html
Well, duh. It's a bit obvious when you look closely at the Death Star why it remind you of China. Also why it didn't last long after Vader took it out of the box.
I just watched this movie last night, Legend. Which was like Labyrinth, except crappier.
But wow, Satan...Ahem, Darkness was freaking sexy!
Move over Hellboy.
I don't get what's wrong with these girls in these fantasy movies, if I were them I'd go with David Bowie and Tim Curry. I like guys who are obsessed with me. Even if it does require me killing a unicorn.
Courtney
Courtney-
We're all obsessed with you here-
The jury is still out as to whether that is a good thing.
RE your blog/Deathstar.
Xantes, I actually lost the Pepsi out my nose. Give the recession, and the price of Pepsi these days- please stop making me laugh.
Thank you in advance,
Trekkie
It's mainly unhealthy if we escort her across state lines.
Obsession
Would you go with Darkness if you had to kill a little horse in a cage?
Come on, he was beaten by pre-pubes Cruise.
Eww, Tom Cruise.
Darkness should have killed him when he had the chance. Now look at that freak, with his Scientology, jumping on couches, keeping a girl prisoner.
I understand reality.
Courtney
Courtney - That goes without saying, but you didn't answer whether you would kill the little horse in the cage.
Funny you should mention scientology.
PCX: The Classics Tour.
Kingsley compared to Liberace.
You can get used to saran wrap and if you add a little oil after you wrapped her up so it feels smoother. It's easy to poke holes where you want but hard for her to get free. The diet thing only makes people lose water thru sweating.
You should review Gene Roddenberry's Lost Universe from Tekno Comics with MCT, it shows how his ideas were all the same 2 or 3 idea.
What if Chinks had the sign made because he doesn't really understand Italian and doesn't want people calling him on it?
Is MCT pissed off at gays because he figures if gays were straight they could have cock blocked from atleast a couple of the ex Mrs Trekkie?
Ah, the Chinese, it feels like it was just yesterday.
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