Thursday, December 31, 2009

Episode 137 - "HMMM."

PCX reviews Empowered V5
(part 4 of 4)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm an adult now. *Cries*
I never got to have a Lolita fling.

Oh well, guess that means I have more time to focus on world domination.

A bit of Alice Cooper makes me feel a little better though.

January 01, 2010 7:53 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

You could always just dress real young and find yourself a sugar daddy for that Lolita experience.

If you like Claudia Black as Vala, you should check out her as Aeryn Sun on Farscape.

John Howard

Fargo is Alaska. Alaska is Canada. That's why Alaskans sound like Canadians and play hockey, which is a real Canadian sport.

Play-Doh is as American as the Slinky.

Empowered is lazy artwork. It really should be a porn comic. You noticed there seems to be a whole bunch of scenes where nothing interesting happens, that's cause subconsciously they know a sex scene belongs there.

Hank and Dean don't get their brains transfered. The clones all get audio memories implants.

Hey I did listen to Courtney's Half hour show, it was okay. Waiting for more.

I wonder what horse meat tastes like. That's why I donate to WWF, Green Peace, NDRC and such. I want all animals to be taken off the endangered species list and put on my plate. Pandas look so tasty.

MCT, the movie seems a bit annoying, the guy is trying to deslutasize a perfectly good nympho.

January 01, 2010 11:40 AM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...

Xantes- I simply liked the part where he literally yanks her chain and reminds her she's not going anywhere, as it's steak night.

January 01, 2010 2:11 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Okay, yeah sure that seems sextastic and all but he is trying to deprogram her. It's sort of like when a female is half naked, wiggles her hips at you, lures you into her room, gets pregnant and sues you for 17% of your paycheck. Wait, what was my point?

January 01, 2010 7:30 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, the time has come to start aging backwards. That way in twelve years, you'll be a hot little six-year old again and not a horrifyingly ancient thirty.

Xantes, after the Alaskans proved how frozen their brains all are when they elected Sarah Palin as Eskimo-in-Chief or whatever, Canada can have them.

And it's true, what other country would produce anything as useless as Play-Doh (and again, Sarah Palin) other than America?

I admit, Empowered would look a lot better if Adam Warren could just tighten those pencils a bit (and hire an inker.)

Memory implants, huh? That makes more sense 'cause after all, how would you transfer their brains if they're thrown in a vat of acid or something?

I think Courtney's realized that doing shows with other people tends to be fun, whereas doing shows solo tends to be work.

I completely agree with you that the idea of getting to taste all these "endangered species" they've kept from us from eating is really intriguing. You've got a point. Something like "panda steak" just sounds delicious.

I can't watch most Christina Ricci movies. Hell, you could show a movie on that girl's distractingly huge forehead.

And thank you for reminding us all why bitches are inherently evil. That's the only reason they even ever go to work in the first place - to find themselves a victim/sperm donor to provide them with a free paycheck for eighteen years.

January 01, 2010 8:02 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Just refound a flash clip I wanted to post before on various of topics we've previously discussed.

-Lizzie Boden.
-The Japanese are weird.
-The British are into pagan sacrifice.
-Most children nursery rhymes are morbid.

Courtney should do a show with a fellow female geek.

January 04, 2010 11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are there any other she-geeks? I don't know any.
The closest thing I know are the weebos.

January 05, 2010 1:17 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

You could try an international geek show. My fave scifi podcast was Lipstick Aliens done by two females, one in Australia and the other in Texas. Unfortunately they canceled because of personal business. Or ask your comic book guy if he sees any other geek girl he can hook you up with.

Weebos? Is that gamer talk? I googled "Weebos" and this is the first pic, so weebos is good.

January 05, 2010 7:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No weebos aren't good.
Weebos are those weird crackers who pretend their asian.

January 05, 2010 10:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"They're" I should say.
Fuck, I'm tired.

January 05, 2010 10:29 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, I assume "personal business" = their long-distance lesbian love affair didn't work out.

Courtney, there are other she-geeks; they just tend to be so hard to look at that you can't really tell them apart from the guys.

January 05, 2010 6:17 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

No, I think the one in Texas was busy with her new job. The Australian chick didn't want to do the show on her own. She used to do a video show and thought it was too much work so she decided to share an audio podcast with someone else.

So are weebos mistaken for eurasians?

January 05, 2010 7:34 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I'm just trying to figure out how flicking on her digital cam was "too much work" for the Australian girl. Then again, what wouldn't be a chore when you're in a hemisphere where everything's upside-down in the first place?

January 06, 2010 8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a chore because you have to worry about the setting, lighting, your own appearance and of course the ever-so-fun editing.
I just get some guy who's twice my age to handle that crap.

January 06, 2010 10:54 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

She said it was a matter of editing and gathering iformation while taking care of a husband and two kids. Here's an episode.
She seemed big news in Australia for awhile.

January 07, 2010 8:12 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, thanks for the photographic evidence proving my point about the 99% of she-geeks who aren't all Courtney-looking.

While Courtney gets to just kick back and have guys do stuff for her, the other chick has to spend her whole life cooking, cleaning, and avoiding mirrors.

January 07, 2010 4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh, wtf she gets media attention and I don't? I'm hella hotter and my goggles are way better.

January 08, 2010 12:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Trenchcoat, they made a movie about us:

Also, I only just got that message you sent me from New Year's Day. Weird.

January 08, 2010 4:39 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Damn, I forgot about this movie, I only seen the trailers. You mean you plan on castrating TCM?

Well duh, that's why we want you to make a video podcast show.


January 08, 2010 9:59 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, I actually saw that movie (on my computer, of course) and if I ever rewatched it, I'd probably just turn it off after the first thirty minutes or so; that way, it's just a sweet love story about a gentleman who happens to be a pedophile and his happily willing "victim".

And that's the last time I try to leave a message via Skype. At least it worked for me that time. Eventually.

Xantes, the castration wasn't real; it was just a mindfuck the girl thought was funny. Still, it's a great flick with what I'm gonna call a tragic ending. You will hate Ellen Page by the end of the movie.

January 08, 2010 5:53 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

She seemed so cute in the trailer. I hate her because of Juno. So if the castration was faked, he got to atleast rape her?

January 08, 2010 8:25 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Just in the alternate unrated version, which sadly only exists in my head.

January 09, 2010 5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys have to watch this Danish film called Princess:

It's the weirdest shit ever.
And also features a violent five-year-old girl.

January 10, 2010 12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a horrible dream that I came onto this site and you had replaced me with a thirteen-year-old girl.

Don't leave me!

January 12, 2010 5:59 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Hopefully not this 13 year old. If it was, StarHawk might come back.

January 12, 2010 10:25 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, the good news is that we haven't yet found a thirteen-ye-- um, I mean, there are no plans to replace you with a thirteen-year-old girl at this point in time.

The bad news is that Xantes was somehow able to sense the probable return of your favorite person, Starhawk, to the show at some point in 2010.

PS Any hot thirteen-year-old girls interested in reviewing comics with an admitted pedophile on a shady podcast your mother wouldn't even want you listening to (but you're gonna show her!), contact us at

January 12, 2010 10:52 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Samantha Carter would be a great role model for young girls. She was just waiting for the right guy to come along and make her subservient, like that ghost guy who had her lying to her bosses, hiding him from co-workers, even though he might have been a danger to national security and then he left her with a large credit card bill. Later the politician, who basically was bossing her around and coerced her into behaving herself til she realized that the one she really wanted was MacGuyver, then her politician fiance got killed and she still didn't get the MacGuyver. And she knew when to shut up, when MacGuyver told her to. In later episodes all he had to do was look at her and she would know to shut it. Yes, Samantha Carter, delicious role model for little girls.

What are you talking about Courtney? We guys, have dicks and balls, the most unprotected, sensitive organs in the world. They can get cut off, punched, pulled(ripped) off, frozen off, kneed, bitten, so many ways to hurt a guy's stuff. Plus an accidental pull, sitting wrong on horse, bad thoughts, etc. can make it not work correctly. Why women haven't exploited this obvious flaw and taken society over is proof that women are not that smart.

Dumb ideas for heroes, how about a guy who gets powers from radiated dog's shit that he stepped on in an alley. It was a real comic in the late 80's or early 90's, can't remember what it was called.

Dr. Venture downloads their memories by recording, he didn't brain transplant.
And the clones at the end didn't fight so much as get shot at.

District 9 was okay, but the DNA altering fuel? Why?

Tang eating alien.

September 13, 2011 4:41 PM  

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