Sunday, May 25, 2008

Episode 86 - "I KNOW ALL--AND ALL I KNOW, I HATE!"

PCX reviews Iron Man V1 #56
(part 2 of 2)

26 Comments:

Blogger T Mafia said...

In response to the last couple of comments on #85's thread:

Courtney,

All told, the Supergirl 4-parter did run 32 seconds longer than what was recorded for the Hellboy review, but that's not including (for Hellboy) opening and closing themes, break songs, etc. - so even edited, the final product really could break Starhawk's frightening "record"!

So if we killed Otto Octavius and attached his tentacles to, say, J'onn J'onzz, I guess that'd be the ultimate for you (a non-human...with robot parts!)

Courtney & XF,

What's with everyone dreaming about Doom of all people?!

XF,

The female Doc Ock? Hoo boy. Only the 90s could've produced an idea that bad.

May 26, 2008 12:10 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

J'onn wouldn't need to take Ock's tentacles. He could make his own metal looking ones.

Never read any of the female Doc Ock. The Clone Saga had scarred me on Spiderman.

Doom dream was years ago. Always figured Doom should meet 2-face to meet someone with a real scarring.
I dream about almost everything. When I was a kid, I dreamt about finding the hidden village of Smurfettes and shrinking down to their size. They tasted like blueberries.

May 26, 2008 8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, XF's dream is better than mine.

Trenchcoat: Can I Skype you sometime?

Courtney

May 26, 2008 9:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, I want to see a comic where Doom and Two-face hang out.

Courtney

May 27, 2008 9:05 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Tony Stark doen't care about black people, well maybe, about 3/5ths.

Demons are aways exaggerating their status. I remember a Demon issue where Etrigan was making fun of small timers telling humans they were big shit and humans buy it cause they don't know shit.

Dude, it's New York, someone shows up dressed like Dr. Strange and people'll just think he's in a movie or he's a very flamboyant gay guy.

Ok, let's clear something up, Thoom. Christians are major believers in the occult. Most believe that if you do bad/sin, that you're being controlled by demons/have the devil inside/worship evil. Remember Thoom Christian week 2008? I think each comic reviewed brought up devil worshippers and the occult. Someone killed a girl and dumped her body in the forest. Drunk boyfriend? OD? Serial Killer? No, It's the occult!

Gave me a great idea for a new christian superhero. About 2000 yrs ago, a man nailed to a cross, dying, yells, "Why have you forsaken me?!" Skies rumble, clouds swirl, immense boots slowly come down from the sky. Attached to big legs. Man on the cross, "God?", confused by the big "G" on his chest, that just came into view.
A booming voice, "I am Galactus. Devourer of worlds. I hunger. I will consume your world."
Man on the cross, "Wait! I'm suppose to be the savior of the world!"
Galactus, "Only one way you can be the savior of this world. Find me another to take it's place."
Thus was born, The Silver Savior!
First he comes to save your soul. Then Galactus comes to eat your world.

Want to make Silver Surfer really sad? Give him a kitten. Then kill it.

Spiderman isn't mopey because he's radioactive but cause it's embarassing that once he cums in a woman, they are stuck together for at less an hour. Squick!

Mess from the Gammma Corp found out the truck that killed her kid was throw by the Abomination.

Courtney,

Yes, my Village of the Smurfettes dream was good. Squick!

You mean like group therapy? "I became a supervillian because I was physically scarred by a superhero." group sessions will be held in room 204.

May 27, 2008 10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Silver Saviour, *high fives XF*.

And I think there was a Batman comic or cartoon where all the villains were talking about their problems.

Courtney

May 27, 2008 9:05 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Courtney,

Wanna draw it for me? I picture a silver coated jesus, wearing a thorn crown and short toga, surfing on his cross thru space.

Gotta be aomething to do Arkham.

What was your Doom dream about anyway?

Looking forward to the 4 parter. Does it have to be weekly though?

T Mafia,

Speaking of Starhawk, will he ever be back or did he ride off into the sunset with Kid Mission?

Speaking of mopey, will MC Trekkie be coming back?

May 28, 2008 6:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hells yes I shall draw it, sacreligious FTW!

You know, I don't even remember what that Doom dream was about anymore. I think I was upset about something and then he awkwardly pats me on the shoulder and says "there, there...There".
It was funny at the time.

Courtney

May 28, 2008 10:17 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, check yr e-mail re: Skype.

Doom was probably consoling you because you were in tears fearing that the Supergirl shows you hated so much would go on forever.

Speaking of marathon reviews:

XantesFire, You want Hellboy all at once instead of over four weeks, then? I dunno...between Courtney and myself, I'd think putting that much concentrated evil in a single mp3 file would-- well, I assume we've all seen Scanners.

The Silver Saviour may be your best/funniest bit yet. Also, the kitten should die slowly and painfully ("And for all my power, I couldn't save Fluffy!")

Despite Trekkie having banned him from the Hall of Shame, Starhawk has assured me that it is the will of PODON that he should return. In fact (Wicked Truth aside, and she doesn't count anyway!), everyone else who's ever co-hosted the show (including Trekkie) has already recorded another review or two...and you'll be happy to know that Hellboy aside, there are no more four-parters in the can.

May 29, 2008 9:54 PM  
Anonymous SatanicMuffin said...

Hey, was that break song a duet with Rob Zombie and Ozzy... that's at least what it sounded like anyway.

Still, I think my favorite break song you played thus far was probably Venus in Furs

Yea a bit off topic I know but what the hell.

May 29, 2008 10:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the breaksongs, except in the first part of the Iron Man review, WTF was that?
The song in this part was Ozzy and Rob Zombie singing Iron Head. Awesome song.

Rob Zombie reminds me alot of Alice Cooper, who he also sung with.

Courtney

May 30, 2008 8:24 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

T Mafia,

I don't mean in one file but maybe one part every couple of days.2 parts a week. Like that.

Courtney,

Doom is a guy. When he says, "There, there, there...", he meant, "Take off your clothes so we can get it on." That is unless he's the type of guy looking forward to seeing Sex in the City, then it does just mean, "there", times3

May 30, 2008 10:13 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

SatanicMuffin & Courtney,

It's good to know some people do listen to the break songs instead of fast-forwarding on through! Also good is getting some feedback on them (as with any other part of the 'cast); and yeah, everything off that first Velvets album is pretty terrific - I almost used "Heroin" in #68, but given that I'd already played "Venus in Furs" and "Femme Fatale" on the show, I figured that'd be overkill. Also, it was just too obvious/easy a pick!

Courtney,

It's funny, I'd actually been toying with the idea of ditching the break songs altogether before your (and SM's) comments there.

The one you hated was "Metal Man" by The Breeders, by the way.

XF,

Oh, no no no. Hell, if I could turn around PCX episodes that quickly, there wouldn't be these "skip weeks" between reviews.

And now, allow me to repost a few words from the douchebags over at something called "Dafixer's Hideout" (they just posted this back in the long-forgotten thread for Episode 85.)

Spelling and grammatical errors have been left intact:

Black people who use the N-word, especially against their own, are excellent rationale for post-natal abortions. Freedom is measured not by how stupid one can be, because ven a slave can be a complete idiot, but is measure by how free one's thinking is. As the late Funkadelic once taglined: free your mind and your ass will follow. I know this to be true because Black people who use the N-word - ESPECIALLY around whites - are nothing but a bunch of slave thinking asses.

Good luck with that kind of thinking.


Now I see why Tim correctly calls these assholes hypocritical. "Think for yourself! Meaning, think and speak exactly the way you're told to (by us)! And ESPECIALLY follow (our) orders when in the presence of the white devil!"

So in other words, follow an agenda that other people have laid down for you at the expense of your own right to be a truly free-thinking individual, then. Riiight. I think we can all see who the real "slave thinking asses" are here.

Good luck with that kind of (non-) thinking, fucktards.

June 01, 2008 5:42 PM  
Blogger Dafixer's Hideout said...

My reply to THOOM.

Ignorance is one of the most consistant human trait, so it doesn't surprise me when that consistancy is demonstrated by those determined to wear it with pride.

You got beat up when you were ten. What a wonderful rationale to hate yourself and your people. So carry your self-hatred like badge of honor, it goes great with your manic stupidity and you lust for being a coon to white people. You come off like someone who does not want to grow. (I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.) I believe these is a huge void of what you don't nor will never understand. It shows when you make these silly arguments.

I never make accusations. I only speak to the truth of a matter. It's jsut that simple so you should pretty much understand it. (Okay, that's reaching pretty high for someone like you, I get that.) I beleve if you were alive during slavery, Harriett Tubman would be putting a gun to your head to make you leave a plantation you think is so great. That's my opinion. A long time ago, I listen to your other show - then you got ignorant. I liked PodcastX, until you decided that you could not help but show that ignorance you're so proud of. Then I stopped listening. It's just that simple. With people like you one does not need ammo.

Richard Pryor needed correction, as you do. In fact Mr. Pryor corrected himself (which you never will because children never see how they are wrong, they just act like children.) Tarantino is a blantant racist - which makes him your hero. I get that.

Once upon a time, when I was a child, I made arguments like yours. I grew up. It's sad when people never learn to grow up. If you want to live the life of an ignorant child, then it's your life to live. Just remember, when your a grown-up but want to live like a kid you will be judged accordingly.

Now, do you have anything of worth to say or do you think we'll go back and forth over your stupidity? It's your coon-dance, so feel free to do it as much as you like. I said my piece. I think you are a pathetic example of. . .what ever the hell you claim to be. Just because you got beat up when you were ten. . .I mean JEEZ - you were TEN - get the fuck over it. Or don't, it's your life.

Feel free to post as much ignorance any place you'd like. I'm editing out all attempts you make at using the n-word, but I'll keep your posts. People need the laugh.

Peace

Dafixer

(aka Umar)

June 02, 2008 1:37 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Because I don't want to direct traffic to an enemy site (and because Mr. THOOM should have the last word on all this since he was the one being attacked for no sane reason in the first place), here's what Tim had to say in his aforementioned post (cut-and-pasted from DaFixer's forum, so excuse his childish "editing" of the below!)

I saw a post from DaFixer on the Podcast X website criticizing my use of the N-Word. I've seen the light and will not use the word anymore because of the wisdom and insight of Da Fixer on the subject. Actually, you know I'm just kidding. I've never heard or read anything worthwhile coming from DaFixer, and his snipe at me on the Podcast X site was a bitch move.

You (DaFixer) made the claims that I should be murdered (post natal abortion) because I use the word nigger (suggesting Black On Black crime). Nice Job hypocrite. Now there's a good way to get our people together. Kill any black person that says n*****. Sounds very Third Reich to me, shouting down curses from the pulpit.

DaFixer comes off like a bully; accusatory and narrow-minded, like Calvin Butts and C. Dolores Tucker. You (DaHypocrite) will never convince anyone that you are right about anything. They'd dismiss you straight off, just because you insult first, without talking sensible. It's better we don't talk anyway. Between your lisp and leaving whole words out of your sentences at a time, I wouldn't be able to understand what the f*** you were saying anyway.

Truth is, a brother named Paul Mooney gave me pause when, after more than 30 years of using n**** in his stand up, he decided to stop using it when he saw that it made be divisive and detrimental. Viewing the speehes and lifework of MLK a few months ago on TV also made me think about not using this word. But if I ever stopped using the word, it won't be because of blustering bougie blowhards and hypocrites like yourself.

You also accused me of being a slave because I said the word n**** in front of a white man. Yeah, because my white co-host T-Mafia never heard the word before. And now that he's heard me say it, he's rubbing his hands in glee "we've got one more n**** in our clutches" Um...yeah.

YOU are the real slave to some kind of notion that you are better because you "hold yourself to higher standard" when it comes to the use of a word. Which is bullshit. It's a word. It ain't whips, chains, a 3 month boat ride chained to floor of a boat's deck, the projects, food stamps, black on black crime or guns. It's just a word. And it ain't about black and white. It's about who's good people and who ain't. I'd much rather shoot the breeze with white T-Mafia than you.

A long time ago, I listened to the first few episodes of this show for ammo. I couldn't take anymore after that. From your boorish personality to your claims of some kind of fanboy superiority because you remember corny old sh** like the original BattleStar Galactica.... It was sickening, especially hearing you curse and talk shit about women, after you tried to take me to task for using the word n****. I guess it is okay to insult other groups, just not your own? No more of DaHypocrite's Hideout for me.

Anyone that would disregard the early works of Richard Pryor, The films of Quentin Tarantino and the stand up of Paul Mooney because they used the word n**** is not to be trusted anyway.

THOOM

June 02, 2008 4:24 PM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

According to Da Hypocrite,I'm ignorant and doing a "coon-dance" because he says so,and because I don't conform to his "holier than thou" attitude. That's reason enough to dismiss him.

June 03, 2008 3:40 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What's wrong with coon dancing besides it being dated? http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=17565795

What's the big deal with the breaksongs? If you like it, listen. If you don't, fast forward.
I say keep them in, I like when they fit nicely with the topic.

Da fixer? Who cares?

June 05, 2008 5:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know who you think you are, DaFixer. But if you don't like us, then you can get your elitist ass right out of here.

Any moron could figure out that we here at Podcast X take nothing seriously, know no boundaries and care not for consequences.

Courtney

June 05, 2008 9:19 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

What Courtney said.

June 05, 2008 9:04 PM  
Anonymous Thoom said...

Yeah! Thanks, Courtney.

June 06, 2008 2:30 AM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Wow...I was going to add my two cents, but I really don't need to...we've taught our daughter well, haven't we, T-Mafia?

June 08, 2008 4:49 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Just for the record, I never signed those adoption papers!

June 08, 2008 10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do what I can to protect my second family.

Courtney

June 09, 2008 2:14 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

T Mafia

Isn't that what Woody Allen said about Soon Yi?

June 11, 2008 11:57 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

If he didn't, he should have.

June 11, 2008 9:09 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Central Park was created in the late 1800's so the American prudishness was in effect then so no naked statues in the park, except for temporary displays back in the 60's and 70's.

Central Park is over 3 square miles, about 35 million people visit it annually. Whenever I worked nearby I would like to go to the park and relax. Sometimes hangout after work and even walk thru it with a date.

1st mention of Derek Coward as Bitchy Bitch the Little Bitch Boy.

Punisher War Zone, I've forgotten this movie came out and sank almost immediately.

I forgot I wanted to overuse, "Squick."

Courtney, do I owe you for the Silver Savior art?

Actually I now wonder if it wouldn't had been a good idea to identify your "rival's" site. If it sucks real bad we would nag on his site and advertise for PCX.

July 20, 2011 1:06 PM  

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