Friday, October 23, 2009

Episode 132 - "But she must be at least EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!"

PCX reviews Haunted Love #1

43 Comments:

OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

"What if you could be morphed temporary? Like be a cat for a week. After the temp genes dissolved your regular genes would be reinforced to put you back."

Guess we should move into this comment section now.

I think that could be an interesting experience. Depending on if it was an animal I like.

October 23, 2009 10:52 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

So you get to choose the animal you want, you can even pick the sex of the animal or hybrid.

Comic book people were in demand? This was the 70's, comics were considered kid's stuff. Anyone associated with comic books was looked down on. Being a ad-man had more prestige.

I thought Moors were black people.

The french poofs of the 1600's took the bowtie idea from the Croatian mercenaries who used a scarf to hold their shirts closed.

The Torchwood aliens would absorb the children into their body for a high? Sounds like Michael Jackson, may he rest in peace.

"It looks like Alien Nation done correctly?" Heh.

Just mentioning the Titanic ending makes me smirk.

No there's a difference between Thoom's scenario and Courtney's experience. He flirted with her first. So if you see Marina Sirtis and she flirts with you, first she waves you over, there's a little small talk n then she implies she wants to go to your place. That's a green light.

Worse thing she can do is call security to the bridge and have you removed.

Thoom doing a female impersonation killed the mood for me.

Don't all retarded girls look like Bea Arthur?

October 23, 2009 11:55 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, yeah, but that whole "put you back" thing would take all the drama out of it; it'd be cooler if maybe they just couldn't guarantee they'd be able to turn you human again. Or even if they could, there might be some sort of creepy "lasting effects".

And as far as your scary canine fetish (Anubis?!), you and Xantes should check out this Friday the 13th episode if you can find it online (I think it's on Mininova):

My Wife as a Dog - "A lonely fireman is obsessed with his dog, loving it more than his shrewish wife. He is able to fulfill his fondest wish when he finds a cursed aboriginal dog leash that lets him slowly merge his wife and his dog into one being that will love him forever."

And Xantes, funnybook people were only in demand back in the "Bronze Age" of comics because comic books sold a lot better than they do now. The greedheads in charge just wanted to be able to pump out as much product as possible.

You're thinking Moors with a capital "m". dictionary.com describes a "moor" as "a tract of open, peaty, wasteland". Not that that's even close to how Staton drew it.

I agree with whoever wrote Subliminal Seduction back in the day that bowties symbolize castration. Also, they're just plain stupid.

The whole Michael Jackson thing makes me think of the pedophile-in-Hell scene in Chronicles of Wormwood. Except I think that guy fucked some little girls.

I'm only not gonna trash Titanic 'cause Kate Winslet's in it, and that bitch just has the look of a filthy whore who wants it in every hole. Mind you, as that's an attitude every hot bitch should have, I can totally respect that.

I'm just Googling what Marina Sirtis looks like now, and-- Ahhh!! My eyes!!!

Tim mimicking Courtney was just the warm-up act. Next on Podcast X: James Earl Jones mimics Joey Lauren Adams!

Don't all retarded girls look like Bea Arthur?

Why, yes. Yes, they do.

October 23, 2009 7:09 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Or even if they could, there might be some sort of creepy "lasting effects". That sounds like a scifi story waiting to happen. -A guy decides to be a female human/cat hybrid for the weekend. He gets laid and pregnant. And he doesn't notice it for a few months because he thinks the "swelling" is part of the side effects. According to his church laws he can't get an abortion. For the birth he turns back into a female cat hybrid. He has a litter of 5 talking cats. He decides to stay a female and turns into crazy cat lady.

October 23, 2009 7:55 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I can just picture the final scene with the five cats peacefully sucking on five of "her" six (or more) cat titties, as the camera pans upwards (They've gotta bring back Masters of Horror or something just to put this story on film!), with the last image of the story being the cat bitch just staring at the viewers with not even a lingering hint of intlligence, let alone sanity, in "her" mindless animal eyes.

October 24, 2009 7:57 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Just listened to the episode.
Yeah, 19th century fashion was all about the boobs. It's all they could show off.

WTF was with Tim pretending to be me? It didn't even make sense.

October 25, 2009 4:05 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Tim is Bizarro-Courtney.

October 25, 2009 9:28 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I just realized, 50 First Dates would have been so much hotter if everytime Drew would wake up she would think she was 7 years old like when she was on E.T also known as her hot years. Pigtails and all.

October 25, 2009 8:56 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

E.T. was definitely the high point of Drew's fuckability.

In my perfect world, hot bitches would just walk around topless, but why such an otherwise uptight culture as Europe in the 1800s would want mens' attention focused on the most, um, titillating parts of a woman's body, I'll never understand.

And I win! Suddenly, all of my own horrible impersonations and fake accents sound good, as long as you compare them to Tim's take on Courtney!

October 25, 2009 9:01 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I just watched The Frighteners. A wonderful romantic film about a young girl and her older boyfriend. They were a serial killer team.
So strong is their love that he comes back as a ghost so they can kill more people.
But it made me sad, because when she was was old it wasn't hot anymore.

Why do I get the feeling that I'm going to be crying on my birthday next year?

October 26, 2009 6:39 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

If it makes you feel any better, if you were a character in Logan's Run (the book, not the movie), you wouldn't have to kill yourself to spare society the very sight of your horrifically aged self until you turned twenty-one.

And on a completely unrelated note, everyone go listen to the new episode of THOOM! because, well, I'm on it. You'd think that Courtney would be on it too, but apparently Tim thinks she's already gotten too old to have on his show anymore.

October 26, 2009 9:07 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

*sobs*

Oh BTW, my friend Alora and I came up with the idea of doing a serial killer pin up series!

October 26, 2009 9:22 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

How about a paper cut-out serial killer set with cut-out accessories? You can change Gacy from his clown suit into his KFC manager outfit then into his leather "come here little boys" outfit.

Careful with Thoom, maybe with his recent bad luck with the ladies, he given them up entirely. I'm just saying.

October 26, 2009 1:40 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, feel free to let us know whenever you've put the first serial killer drawing/homage up on your site (and also, if and when you draw any more bra-and-panties-or-less pics of yourself.) And you should send copies of any serial killer stuff you do to that psycho bitch who freaked out just because you said something about wanting to kill people or whatever (On second thought, don't really do that because it's obvious that cunt has a lot of free time to fuck with people over nothing. Anyway, who doesn't have the occasional urge to kill? Well, Canadians, apparently; but they're not really people.)

Xantes, I can just see your cut-out book becoming a rare collectible like those serial killer trading cards Eclipse did back in the 90s. Y'know, now that you mention it, not only are all of Tim's co-hosts male, but one of them is Kingslee... On the other hand, I've gotta recommend Tim's show today because it's another episode with me in it (not that I've listened back to it myself, yet; but as long as he didn't cut my parts out...!) Which I'm only mentioning here because I'd hate to make male ballet dancer (ahem) Peter Rios out to be a liar, since he's accused me of "shameless self-promotion".

October 27, 2009 7:51 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

^Best PCX comment ever.

But when have a drawn myself in bras and panties?

I guess you could count this as my first pinup:
http://pyro-the-maniac.deviantart.com/art/Sylar-Pencils-141520591

I thought I'd start out with a fictional serial killer because I would have plenty of visual reference.
Plus Zchary Quinto was on my mind. And as an artist whatever is on the mind comes out through the hand.

I'm thinking Ted Bundy next, he was pretty decent looking. He's my favourite.
I also like the Zodiac Killer, but no one knows what he looks like.
Give me suggestions here.

Richard Chase was creepy looking, but he has so many aspects of his life that could be represented visually. Such as oranges and soap dishes.

Richard Ramirez on the other hand, has a Jim Morrison look to him with those cheekbones, pretty.

October 28, 2009 8:31 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRI3k8pK_lU

October 29, 2009 1:55 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Best line: "She's not four; she's four and a half!"

http://pyro-the-maniac.deviantart.com/art/Are-You-Still-There-139777943 (Of course, even if this isn't supposed to be you, I'm still gonna pretend it is anyway.)

I'd suggest the usual suspects like Charles Manson and Henry Lee Lucas (both of whom probably popped into my mind first just because their killings have been made into movies!) but I can see the Zodiac Killer as a giant shadowy figure holding a massive zodiac wheel where each Zodiac symbol has killed somebody (like the Scorpio scorpion has stung a hot naked bitch to death, etc.) And yes, I know you're probably thinking, "But I'm the one who'd actually have to draw all that!" to which I can only say, "Well, that'll teach you to ask for suggestions!"

By the way, check out the serial killer collage paintings of Joe Coleman. They're interesting in that he usually puts enough text and side images on them that they're almost comics.

And where are the hot female serial killers? Speak of the Devil actually got my hopes up that there might be a few. In real life, though, apparently most of them looked just like that hag Charlize Theron played in Monster.

October 29, 2009 6:24 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I think the reason it's harder to identify female serial killers is because they usually are nurses who kill patients and can make it look like just normal death or they used to be nannies or orphanage caretakers, last century when kids by the dozens would end up dead and noone would batted an eye.

October 29, 2009 7:08 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Do you even read the "artist's comments" under the image?
It says it's from Dr.Sketchy's.
A life drawing class, this is what she really looks like:
http://www.drsketchyperth.com.au/wp-content/gallery/090930/dsc_8901.jpg


There should be more female serial killers. There's only been about five, or at least five that have been caught in recorded history.
And they all do it in the lamest ways. Poisoning? Where's the fun in that?
And most of them do it for personal gain.
Only one of the did it for kicks.

All this makes me want to out-do them.

I know what I can do for the Zodiac killer!
There's 12 women all dead with their bodies covered in zodiac signs and a dark shadowy figure stands among them.
Not exactly what he did, but whatever. This is art!

October 29, 2009 9:20 PM  
Blogger Thoom said...

Courtney:

You must've been into real life serial killers for awhile, now. Your art style seems to have been influenced by John Wayne Gacy's. Am I right?

If their victims are male, most female serial killers have to go the poison route because of the obvious physical obstacles...unless they are Amazon types like that "Monster" bitch.

October 29, 2009 11:51 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I'm offended, you compare my art to his?!

October 30, 2009 2:33 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, thanks for making me feel better with your almost-certainly-true assertion that lots of evil bitches over the years have probably not only committed terrible murders, but gotten away with it. Go, evil!

Courtney, here I thought I was being polite in not asking "...and I'm supposed to know what the hell 'Dr. Sketchy's' is?!"

Just don't get caught if you become a serial killer. Chick jails are full of horny lesbians, for some reason (all those "women in prison" movies wouldn't lie to us, after all.)

Tim, I'd ask what Courtney ever did to you, but at least you didn't compare her art to the scribblings of Rob Liefeld or anyone else even worse than Gacy.

October 30, 2009 9:05 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Thoom finally got something right, female serial killers do have physical obstacles to overcome. That's why they usually prey on the invalid, the old and the young. Or/and they have to stealthy kill their victims, usually by poison.

Women are suppose to be more empathic than guys so it is possible there aren't as many female serial killers as men. But I'm sure that's part of the reason women are not suspected of being serial killers and can get away with murder.

Such as even thought there was overwhelming evidence to point to Lizzie Borden as the murderer of her mom and dad, the jury judged her innocent because they couldn't see a female as such a brutal killer.

I also think they use sex to either get innocent men to claim their crimes and/or they use sex to sidetrack the investigators.

October 30, 2009 10:18 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Female prisons. That reminds me. Remember when you first mentioned The Prisoner to me, TC?
And I was all like, isn't that an Aussie prison show?

Well turns out remove "The" from the title and you get this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077064/

October 31, 2009 12:12 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Is it softcore?

October 31, 2009 7:16 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

As you've pointed out their high level of deviousness, Xantes, we should probably just assume all women are guilty of anything they're accused of. The old witch hunters back in the day had it right!

Courtney, yeah, that actually aired over here as Prisoner: Cell Block H. Presumably, they added the subtitle so no one would expect killer balloons and such.

October 31, 2009 5:01 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

My Halloween costume!:
http://pyro-the-maniac.deviantart.com/art/Halloween-2009-142105981

November 01, 2009 12:27 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Is Dr. Sketchy's a strip club?

Any full frontal pix of you
in your Vince costume? Any pix of you sitting down in your Vince outfit? Any pix of you performing at Dr. Sketchy's?

Wait a sec, didn't they show Cell Block H here in the 80's? Were there any pretty prisoners?

November 01, 2009 1:36 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I'm sure she'll never admit it, but yeah, it only makes sense (and you did point out that she drew the most damning evidence herself) that this "Dr. Sketchy's" place is actually a strip club posing as some sort of art class. She goes there and just that fast, Courtney's wearing a hot, skintight "Halloween costume".

There was an okay-looking blonde in the early episodes, but from what I saw, Cell Block H was packed with the some of the most heinous bitches you'd never wanna see.

November 01, 2009 4:44 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I sort of remember Cell Block H, just seemed like a bunch of old housewives who killed their husbands and kept beating each other up. I had school in the morning so I didn't bother. Was there even lesbianism?

My Capcatha was "hothroat."

So was there any ho-throating on Cell Block H?

November 02, 2009 2:42 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

No, I don't perform at Dr.Skechy's.
And it's an international drawing club that is hosted at burlesque lounges all over the world.

November 02, 2009 3:36 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

You will have yourself videoed if and when you do perform, of course?

November 02, 2009 3:45 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

No, I'm an artist, not a model. How am I supposed to draw when I'm posing?

Although I am a photographic model.

November 02, 2009 6:51 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

So be a video model. You can always draw from the video.

November 02, 2009 7:34 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, it's funny; the show aired here in Philly at five in the afternoon. I remember one lesbo on the show, but she was really, really butch.

Okay, that's it, really; I return you to your efforts at getting Courtney to...expand her modeling repertoire.

November 02, 2009 9:08 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

If I'm getting the show right, it used to be on the UHF channels with other brit programming once or twice a week. It was on right after Dr. Who, so that would have been 11pm.

Courtney, I bet you do have a couple of outfits you could alter or to create for a burlesque show. I think you have the creativity to make something like a cute assassin outfit, and little by little peel away parts of it, to entice the audience and then as your final move to pull out a hidden weapon from somewhere to amaze the audience then mock kill a friend. So you can develop the skills to take out people for real in the future.

How about this theme- Leia in boushh disguise, strips pieces off to reveal Slave Leia.

November 02, 2009 10:14 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Ha, that would be awesome!

November 02, 2009 10:47 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

So you'll do it?

November 02, 2009 10:57 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, that's a little surprising only in that I can't even imagine how sslloooww Cell Block H must have seemed on just a twice-a-week basis.

Our PBS affiliate started airing Doctor Who on weeknights at 6:30 - right at the midpoint of competing Star Trek reruns on the big UHF station; i.e. pretty much the exact point any intelligent viewer would be abandoning Captain Kirk's pompous ass and looking for some other sci-fi show that wasn't catering to the retarded.

And Courtney, considering some of the heinous bitches who've had the nerve to wear a Slave Leia costume, you can't blame us for wanting to see a girl who'd actually look hot in one for a change.

November 04, 2009 9:20 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Get a webcam and I'll see what I can do about that metal bikini.

November 04, 2009 9:25 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Was it WLIW-21? Dr. Who used to show earlier at 630 daily in 1983. Used to watch two outside NYC channels for Dr. Who at various times and days thru the years. Partly depended on how much static. I used to use an antenna I made of wire hangers, aluminum foil and spare antennas to somewhat improve reception.

Leia

Which Leia would TCM pick?

November 04, 2009 11:08 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Well, the fact there's a toddler in that picture does make it an easy choice.

Who started here on WHYY-12; but eventually (late 80s) you could only get it via the closest NJN affiliate, which required hanging one's TV like half-outside a window to get a good picture.

November 05, 2009 7:14 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Would I fuck a retard depends but the real question is, "is it sanitary?"

Actually, according to some believers, Thoom is a Satan worshiper, does he not read comics, does he not have unmarried sex, does he not listen to non-Christian music, does he not associate with the ghey? Thoom is therefore a Satan worshiper.

Haunted Love Tank.

Actually rigor mortis may stiffen the penis muscle and they may screw that. But from what Karen Greenlee said in her interview, being a necrophile isn't about penetration.

There is supposedly an underground of mortician having sex w/corpses. Why else would people become morticians. It's like when people are surprise that pedophiliacs work as elementary school teachers. You get a job doing what you like.

Thoom's niece was 7 then is 10 now...? I'm just saying.

"District 9 is Alien Nation done right"? I thought you hated that movie. District 9 is just Alien Nation done with ugly bugs. See ugly aliens we dump in Africa. Cuter aliens we dump in California.

I saw part of Titanic again a few months ago, it's still funny.

"Take your ass to sleep", I think Sam Jackson owes Thoom some royalties.

What are you talking about? Guys pick up celebrity pussy too. Just at our types of cons, guys are dorkier so it probably happens less.

Batgirl with pussy blood stains, would that be After Joker Rape Batgirl?

I agree with Thoom, why do they do the learning if she's gonna forget, is it the mother's doing? If this story took place in the 1800's I would think they would just try to marry her as soon as they could so she can have babies. Mind of a child, perfect woman for the aristocrats of the 1800's, I would think.

If the parents were a little older I would stick around hoping I would become her caretaker after they die and then abuse and use her and it's okay because she forgets.

Courtney, whatever happened to your serial killer pin-up series that you were doing with your friend? How about do a pin-up series with you and your friend recreating the scenes?

They do have witness sketches of the Zodiac Killer.

Talking about watching foreign TV shows on UHF channels, seems like yesterday. Watching foreign TV shows on UHF channels, getting static, having to fashion extra receptors out of wires hangers, aluminum foil, extra antennas and hanging the mess out the window, seems like the day before.

September 07, 2011 1:28 AM  

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