Episode 121 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote: The Final Chapter
PCX reviews The Amazing Spider-Man V1 #347(part 4 of 4)
Sunday, June 07, 2009
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38 Comments:
Before anyone asks, this is my move (for now) to a "twice monthly" (the 1st & 3rd Sundays of the month) release schedule as opposed to "bi-weekly" (a minor change; like 24 shows a year instead of 26). So the next episode's going up on the 21st, for example. Of course, by this point, it'll be a little weird to hear an ep. without Courtney in it but in the meantime, I proudly present the thrilling conclusion of our Spidey review...
WHy you guys hating on Anti-Venom? He's found the lord! I haven't read any Spidey post brand new day, so you guys have to review something about the current Edward Brock. You've done old Eddie Brock, She Venom, and Mac Gargan.
Either that, or you have to review a comic with one of Venom's "children"
BTW, here's the most famous Fly Girl
Also, Old people do have sex and Kath and Kim was cancelled after a handful of episodes.
Vichus
YOU SHOULD BE SHOT for posting that pic. FUCK YOU! MY EYES ARE BURNING!
And you should be shot for dissing Kingslee the movie snob (from the THOOM! podcast) for "being gay" but you post that pic, when you could've just as easily posted a pic of an elderly MAN and WOMAN fucking..Or better yet POSTED NO PIC AT ALL!
Something tells me that picture is from your PERSONAL COLLECTION.
Tim: Umm, Vichus wasn't in the episode. Any homophobic material he posts has no association to the accusations of Kinglee's sexuality that TC and I made.
Vichus, we don't have to do nothing!
I think that's all for Venom. Now onto Dr.Doom!
Courtney
Courtney:
I wasn't referring to the PCX episodes.
I'm referring to all of the times during the past year that Vichus dissed Kingslee and inferred he was gay and then have the nerve to post that pic. He did it for a laugh, but I almost lost my lunch.
Courtney - Doom aside for the moment, I've just gotta say that Repo was so frickin' awesome, I've already commanded Vixen to watch it. Next: Teeth!
Vichus - I was gonna be all like, "What the fuck?", but then Tim's protests reminded me about Kingslee...
...and that reminded me to say: Kingslee, if you're reading this, Vixen's latest Podcast XXX review deals with a comic I'm sure is right up your anal alley!
OMG, there's a new Podcast XXX? Vixen is still alive?!
Maybe we could do a Repo Man podcast like the Rocky Horror one?
Courtney
Oh and I was just reading House of M and She-Hulk falls out of her costume. It was only a matter of time before these things happen!
Apparently she doesn't have any nipple though.
Courtney
Great, now I gotta read my copies of Banana Games. It was an honest mistake. I thought it was about girls using bananas as sex toys. Drawback of getting comics in trade form.
She-Hulk is constantly ripping her clothes off, it gets boring since it happens in the PG world. Sort of makes you wonder if Peter or another photographer taken any candid shots of She-Hulk.
Courtney, I'm sure Vixen would rather review Repo! instead of the old comic that was plan "A" for you guys. I'll ask her and see. I'm not doing another musical episode anytime soon, though!
As for She-Hulk, one thing I've noticed is that for some reason, womens' nipples become invisible in Marvel and DC comics the moment they'd otherwise be exposed.
Xantes, I like your version of Banana Games way better than what went on in the actual comic.
I'm sure She-Hulk has let Parker do a lot more than just take naked pictures of her for his collection. That green bitch is such a freaking slut...
That House of M (AKA, Where's Wanda?) was pretty good, which is a feat for Bendis.
But the end was kind of confusing, it created more questions than answers.
Courtney
What questions? No more mutants. That is all ya need to know. And Bendis is a good writer. Tath is why he is the Geoff Johns of Marvel right now.
Well for instance, does this fit into the usual continuity of the Marvel universe?
Now for a completely unrelated question, just how many women has Tony been with?
Courtney
>>Well for instance, does this fit into the usual continuity of the Marvel universe?>>
Yes.
>>Now for a completely unrelated question, just how many women has Tony been with?>>
Almost as many men as Madonna has been with.
Well what happened to Xavier? Did the mutants ever get their powers back?
Did they find Wanda?
Where's Quicksilver? Why does he have the name of an Aussie surf brand?
Courtney
>>Well what happened to Xavier?
When is that muthaphucka NOT M.I.A.?
>>Did the mutants ever get their powers back?>>
Nope. Many annoying characters got put to the wayside: Characters like The Blob, Jubilee and that Indian Chick from New Mutants.
The last series of New Warriors featured mutants who lost their powers like Jubilee (blech)and Beak and Angel from New X-Men.
(Some of this was chronicled in Generation M and X-Men: The 198.)
>>Did they find Wanda?>>
Last I saw she was living in Wundagore, I think. Yeah she's around. Fuck that crazy bitch though.
>>Where's Quicksilver? Why does he have the name of an Aussie surf brand?>>
You mean Silverchair? Oh you wrote brand, not band. Quicksilver, the Marvel character, came first.
QuickSilver is a fuckin mess. First he steals the crytals from the Inhumans' Terrigan Mists and kidnaps his daughter from the Inhumans, and tries to use the crystals to give mutants back their powers. Which goes horribly wrong. (Son of M)
The U.S. government gets hold of the crystals, and the Inhumans come to take it back by force. (Silent War)
Oh BTW, forgot to ask earlier. Do you guys prefer hair up or down on me?
Courtney
Hair down. Now if you had put your hair up in a bun and put on some schoolmarm glasses, yum.
Umm, I thought it always been implied that the symbiote takes care of the waste. Which might explain the green drool.
"Advantageous," whoa, I remember that crappy usage of the word, don't remember the story though.
After she sang, I can't get the image of Gir out of my head. Is Courtney really a hyperactive robot?
I loved that show!
It wouldn't be the first time that someone has called me a robot. My nickname at school was Anne Droid.
Hyperactive, not so much.
I watched Reservoir Dogs today, that movie is as old as I am.
Courtney
Okay, enough with this commenting...more importantly: Courtney, yes honey I'm still alive (no thanks to Trenchcoat)....and I agree with you...being a fellow left-handed person, we rule!!!!! Xantes, in case you haven't seen it yet,I did respond to your comment left on PodcastXXX (thanks for leaving one--Trenchcoat gets REALLY nervous if people don't comment).
Lastly,in that "Fuck/Marry/Kill" bit, I'd thought you'd fuck Venom, not kill him....Unfortunately, Trenchcoat only lets you choose one fate for each one...BTW, hey, Trenchcoat--I noticed you let her choose men for her "Fuck/Marry/Kill" bit---while you only gave me women!!!! If you're gonna wish lesbianism on me, then Courtney can get the same treatment, too!! (Feigning anger)...
Vixen, Courtney's like half your age, so she gets special consideration. As to the more important topic of discussion here, I agree with Xantes that CC does look better with her hair down. But Courtney, you're way too young to pull off the sexy schoolteacher look that Xantes suggests. In fact, you should go the other way entirely and dress in a Catholic schoolgirl uniform with the little skirt and everything...
Pigtails too?
I want to do a podcast with you, Vixen. I have a script and a poster and everything!
Courtney
Pigtails too?
Oh, yes. Oh, hell, yes.
I'll nag Vixen to answer your comment when I see her tonight since her natural tendency when she posts anything online is to follow up by digitally "disappearing" for months at a time...!
With pigtails, she'll need an all day sucker.
I got PCX linked to on my local comic store's blog:
http://qualitycomicswithqualitykeith.blogspot.com/
In the sidebar
Courtney
Okay, that's it!!!!Trenchcoat, I'm having you arrested for corrupting the morals of a minor....Courtney, PLEEESE don't encourage him...(nasty ass)....
I see the only way to protect my minion is to take you under my wing....poor baby, I'll deprogram you!!!! As for doing the show, we need to just set up a time...seeing as now I do have Skype set, uo, it's doable....
But Australians don't count as regular people.
Courtney, the alleged link to PCX actually goes to your own blog! Then again, that's probably the comic shop guy's way of flirting with you. "Oh, I drove people to your site? I must have just had you on my mind because of those sexy pedo pigtails..."
Vixen, as the only person to have done the show while high as a kite, you have no room to pretend you're the "mature" one here!
Xantes, if Courtney is a typical Australian, then no, there's nothing at all "regular" about our friends down under...!
Vixen, it's your fault you left me with these guys for too long!
Also what episode where you high on?
I'm not typical in any nation!
Courtney
The schoolgirl look:
http://www.tvmem.com/OZST/tv/A-Z/C/COMEDYCO/CCEP01.jpg
Courtney
Vixen...what episode where you high on?
Exactly the one you'd think. Vixen got high while we were recording #46 - you know, the one where at one point she just breaks out laughing like a Mongoloid.
That was a great one.
I think we're lacking something in these new podcasts that the old ones had.
Back then it seemed like some kind of 60's pirate radio station, with radio plays.
Now days it's too straight forward, or at least by our standards.
Episode 100 I think is the most notable recent episode to harken back to that style.
We're getting soft, we aren't being "DISTURBING AND TROUBLING ON MANY LEVELS".
Except when Starhawk mentioned my mother, sick fuck.
Maybe we should mention rape and Nazis more often.
Or maybe we don't even know what is and isn't taboo anymore.
Courtney
What if the Nazis raped every girl in Australia while Starhawk took pictures?
Then again, by 2009 standards, even that doesn't sound that taboo...
Do I have to be a Nazi to join the fun?
Nah. In fact, I'm sure some of those bitches themselves are secretly Nazis (or at least a little conservative - it's all the same), so it's downright American to brutally rape 'em all just to make sure you've taught the right ones a proper lesson in humility!
Hahahahaha, y'all stoopid!!! (Hmm..I might be high right now)...Yes, Courtney you're right, I shouldn't have left you alone with these boys....Mama's so sorry.
And as far as the episode I was "high" on (#46), if you listen back to it I explain that I was getting over a cold and was taking Clarinex....and it was PRESCRIBED by a legitimate doctor...
As far as us getting soft, nah, not at all....We are still cutting-edge and raw...hard as ever..heh, heh...I said "hard".....
Dr Feelgood is a legitimate doctor too.
PCX: The Classics Tour.
Paul F. Wilson's The Healer, is still my favorite symbiote idea. Creature keeps the guy alive for thousands of years, doesn't control him. Improves his body all the time.
New Terminator movie? Sucked.
If you killed Venom. You could keep the symbiote.
Quality Comics hasn't updated their site lately, are they still around? Or did they just abandon their web site and go Facebook. I hate the creep of Facebook takeover.
>>Now for a completely unrelated question, just how many women has Tony been with?>>
Almost as many men as Madonna has been with.
Wait what? Are you saying Tony sleeps with guys? Thoom, you're admitting you favorite hero is a "smoker"? (not that there's anything wrong with it.)
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