Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Episode 146 - "I just didn't think a DUCK could make me feel that way!"

PCX reviews Howard the Duck V2 #1
(part 1 of 3)

34 Comments:

Blogger Vichus Smith said...

"It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast..."

April 29, 2010 3:43 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Nam wasn't pro-Vietnam. It was more pro-soldier, it showed that the rest of the war was meaningless and useless.

That brings up the "fucking retards" point. Why not fuck the chickens, they are dumber than retards and Howard considers that disgusting. Why fuck Beverly? Atleast she has a mind and can talk back.

If you were stuck on a planet with anthropomorphic intelligent cats, wouldn't you fuck them? Of course there are people who would do real cats, but there are people who'll fuck retards.

April 29, 2010 8:20 PM  
Blogger Thoom said...

Nam wasn't pro-Vietnam. It was more pro-soldier

That's right Xantes! The Soldiers and the U.S. war effort in Vietnam were two different things. BTW, did Larry Hama and crew honor the soldiers with a special Giant Sized My Lai Massacre issue? Excelsior!

And T-Mafia, you diss everyone involved in HTD Magazine #1, but in the same breath you give Gene Colan and other whores a pass because they needed money...and that is a good enough reason to do anything? Then you have to give everyone who does fucked up stuff for money a pass, including the others who worked on this comic.

Mike Golden is the man.

April 29, 2010 10:53 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

First off, Vichus and Tim, thanks for posting; since Courtney apparently grew up or something, it's been pretty much just me and Xantes here.

Vichus, the funniest thing about your clip was the horrified look on the news bitch's face. As if she'd never heard talk of chicken fucking before.

Xantes, it was the 80s. With every other movie coming out at the time being a "kill 'em all!" pro-'Nam flick, I can be forgiven for assuming The 'Nam was just more of the same.

Considering how gross most retarded chicks look, it actually might be less disgusting to fuck a chicken...

Hell, if I was on a planet full of bitches who all looked like Tigra, the only question would be how long would it take me to forget that human women even exist. As far as fucking a real cat, I'd only consider it if someone put a gun to my head and made me choose between doing either a cat or a chicken.

Tim, it's a rare day when we agree on anything, but yeah, that "I oppose the war, but I support the troops" bit has always been a bullshit thing for anyone to say. What are the troops doing? Fighting the war, you say? Um...okay... As to My Lai specifically? Well, all the killing and stuff was probably wrong, but you've gotta admit it was a great day for gang rape. As to Mike Golden, I actually like what I've seen of his stuff on Doctor Strange, but the definitive Strange artist (apart from Ditko) was the man I'm about to yell at you about:

How dare you attack Gene Colan when the elderly gentleman was just in the hospital earlier this month (and actually might still be as far as I know)?!

Mr. Colan, as I'm sure you're a big fan of Podcast X and will undoubtedly see this, I humbly apologize to you on Tim's behalf.

April 30, 2010 1:50 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

Oh, Cortney stated that she just LIVES over here and that's why she doesn't post on Tim's site. That little liar needs to get spanked!

I think you may have to go recruiting for a new female sidekick

I wish I knew where I could find the clip, but there's also audio of German chicken fucking that the Opie and Anthony show have played on their show every once in a blue moon.

Hmm, now that I think of that, maybe I don't want to try and hunt down that clip. Who knows what road it will lead down.

April 30, 2010 2:39 PM  
Blogger Thoom said...

Quit bringing up fucking Opie and Anthony. I just watched a bunch of OA clips on YouTube. Very funny and entertaining. Patrice O'Neal and Louis CK did 95% of the talking on every clip I saw.

Which proves that OA are to their show what Ryan Seacrest is to American Idol.

April 30, 2010 10:27 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

This isn't your blogspot. Bugger off.

Yes, because out of 5 hours a day, 5 days a week of content, Tim has figured out how much the hosts of the show actually contribute by watching a few clips.

So what would you do, Tim, if you had two of the best comedians working today, would you let them go off and be funny, or would you let them sit there and barely contribute?

April 30, 2010 10:33 PM  
Blogger Thoom said...

I'm just saying, I've never heard OA say anything funny.

May 01, 2010 4:44 AM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

I've listened to them for 10 years. I'm just sayin.

May 01, 2010 5:20 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

As fun as it is to kick back and watch other people fight, I can't even address the issue because I think the only O&A I've ever been exposed to was that YouTube clip where they tried to bait Jesse Ventura.

Vichus, yeah, I just need to post "Anal rape!" on some message board for tween girls and see which of them actually e-mail me back saying, "Hmm...tell me more!" Y'know, just to make sure I'm recruiting the right kind of little girl.

Tim, I just can't believe you've actually watched American Idol...!

May 01, 2010 7:02 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

They didn't try to bait Jesse Ventura. They had about an hour-long conversation with him, and that's how it ended.

If they were actually trying to bait him, it wouldn't be hard, since he's an old wack-a-doo with nutty theories someone told him- because he doesn't use the internet.

Trenchcoat, what do you really have against Bill Mantlo Your telling me his stories display no talent?

May 01, 2010 7:43 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Soldiers don't pick the wars, they are ordered to fight in the wars the politicians choose for them.

I almost joined up back when Clinton was president. There were no real wars, military seemed only like a peace keeping business, didn't make much at my job, fortunately I met a couple of females at the time who kept me from joining. Figure if I had joined I would have ended up in the Bush Wars.

If Courtney's gone, it's probably because the "over the hill" references TCM keeps making.

Have you hear of Williams syndrome? Try posting "anal rape!" on boards with children with WS.

Rom? I must be missing something here. I read a few issues back in the day on a friend's recommendation and Rom was dull. But the really big stupid point to me is if the earth people use tech and sorcery to go back and froth to Limbo, why can't the Wraiths do the same to free themselves? After all, they have higher tech and been playing with the dark arts longer than humans have. Get a real BFG and kill them off. Are you sure Mantlo wrote Rom before the accident?

May 02, 2010 1:07 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Vichus and Xantes, Mantlo must have been an idiot savant or something, because yeah, Rom and for that matter, the first year of Micronauts weren't bad at all. I'm thinking maybe he was okay as long as he just stuck to writing stuff based on kiddie toys?

Xantes, we've already established that Courtney has almost two years left before she's actually over the hill.

Where can I find these Williams Syndrome kids? Holy fuck, that's gotta be the greatest "disorder" ever! In fact, is there some way we can alter every woman on Earth's brain to make them all have this?!

May 02, 2010 8:00 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

Isn't Daredevil a Williams kid?

May 02, 2010 8:09 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Not sure but some groups seem too open.

forums

There is a way to simulate this disorder in all females, it's called
money.

That would be a funny and short "What if?", if Daredevil was a WS kid. Hugging Bulleye, asking Kingpin if he could take him home.

May 02, 2010 8:32 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Vichus, considering Daredevil would happily stick his dick in Karen "junkie porn star hooker, who even if it turned out she didn't really have AIDS was practically trying to infect herself with every STD out there" Page's rancid hole...

Xantes, what jumped out at me about that whore is that she's one of those "we're so much holier and better than the rest of you people, what with our multiple spouses" Morons-- er, I mean, "MorMons".

Short is right. As funny as that What If story would be, I don't think DD's gonna survive past page two.

May 03, 2010 7:40 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

That's the weird thing about most religious people with special needs children, they delude themselves into thinking that god is taking a more personal hand in their affairs by testing them by giving them such a child. So they act even more holy and think god thinks they are special. It's either that or admitting there is no god and these things are out of their hands and are more or less random or that god is punishing them for a reason.

May 06, 2010 3:26 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Peoples' capacity for self-delusion can be staggering. For those in the shallow end of the gene pool to actually convince themselves their genetically defective offspring (that would've just been correctly tossed off a cliff at birth back in a more reasonable era) somehow make them holier than everyone else...! Although I do like the idea that some of those idiots torture themselves thinking (they're so important that) god's making them suffer for some kind of reason, though.

BTW, I watched those Brave and the Bolds. I liked the Kamandi one; they just should have given him more screen time. The Booster Gold bit in the other one was hilarious...then again, I like any scene where Batman's being tortured.

May 06, 2010 8:08 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

No posts in over a month because past few episodes have been solo.
A month is not that long, I see my real-life friends on a less frequent basis than that.

May 07, 2010 1:08 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

And their religion won't allow them to make the right choice, that that gives them even more "reason" to act smug.

Atleast in Iraq they have a use for the waterheads.

May 07, 2010 9:43 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Okay, this isn't actually true, but I urge everyone to believe that I'm posting all of the numerous immediately upcoming solo episodes for no other reason than just to annoy Courtney.

Xantes, I never thought I'd be saying this in any context, but Iraq has the right idea. If nothing else, they're displaying at least as much sense in how they're treating their 'tards as they've traditionally shown in how they treat their bitches.

May 08, 2010 8:01 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Is that PCX's first retcon?

May 09, 2010 8:54 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

This is literally the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1935110

May 10, 2010 11:32 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yeah, I don't know why they would ever give her a show. I used to think some females were stupid but I didn't think there were enough stupid females to keep Tyra's show on. That's scary.

Wanna see something really scary? She's scary when they computer aged her.

May 10, 2010 12:21 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

I heard the audio of that recently. I can't wait until Tyra is a star of a film and it bombs horribly.

I have had dreams of her smothering me to death with her lovely bosom, but in that same dream I was also strangling her to death. Yes, I was also fucking her; that's near-necrophilia.

May 10, 2010 7:30 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, I may have claimed at one point, "I've never even heard of this "Wicked Truth' person!", which would technically be our first attempt at retcon.

Courtney, what was most scary was that I almost felt embarrassed for Tyra acting like that in front of so many people.

Xantes, I just had a scary thought: I think they came up with Tyra's show for all the chicks out there who're too stupid to even be able to follow Oprah.

Vichus, Hollywood could kill two birds with one stone if they'd have Gabourey Sidibe actually play a role but digitally replace her with Tyra Banks onscreen, so all the movie theaters out there wouldn't be in danger of becoming vomitoriums.

I actually like your fucking-Tyra-while-killing-her (or is it the other way around?) scenario; just imagine how wildly she'd be thrashing right before her heart stops. You might wanna decapitate her right about then, if you have issues re: sex with the dead - supposedly, a human head can remain "alive"(!) up to twenty seconds once severed from the body; if you're still fucking her headless body during that specific time frame, is it really necrophilia?

May 10, 2010 10:57 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

The scariest part was that she was dressed like Larry King for no reason.

And now for something completely different:
http://oddee.com/contrib_1833.aspx

May 11, 2010 5:25 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Actually, dead, alive, sex with Tyra Banks is still retardophilia.

Interesting toy. Also interesting if you google "Child love Hole", more than half are about Courtney Love. Whoa, cosmic coincidence, what is the universe trying to tell us?

May 11, 2010 7:42 AM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

It's trying to tell you that Courtney Love was in a band named Hole and she also is a mother.

It's also trying to tell you that your safe search might need to be set to "off"

May 11, 2010 9:16 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, I wholeheartedly approve of "Child Love Hole", but the "Boy Love Hole" linked to below it would be offensive to anyone (who isn't named Kingslee.)

Xantes, funny how it all comes back to retardophilia, isn't it? Of course, if all the other 'tard chicks out there suddenly looked like her (Tyra), I don't think the whole concept of "retard sex" would be as disturbing anymore.

Vichus, I don't even get why something like Google or whatever would have "safe" as its default browser setting. I mean, where are kids supposed to get all their porn from these days, if not the Internet?

May 11, 2010 8:41 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

That's when being older was beneficial. When I grew up searching the internet for porn, there was a time where safe search didn't exist.

Well, neither did broadband or high quality video, but nothing stood in the way of me and boobies!

May 11, 2010 11:14 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

And I doubt there's a kid out there who can't thwart these "internet filtering" bullshit programs all these parents buy who think they'll be the first generation to somehow stop their kids from getting their hands on porn.

May 12, 2010 9:13 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

It was a great day when I broke the net nanny my father installed. Sinc it was the early days of the child protection software, all it took was to delete some files from the program's folder.

May 12, 2010 10:23 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

We are all guilty of the chicken holocaust not genocide. Actually Howard in a way makes his case, if the birds ever get intelligent what would they say? There's a book about a future where whales and dolphins are made intelligent and are transported to another world because they don't want to live on the Earth anymore where so many of them been killed.

But an ape is closer to human than alien cat girls and you would do them. Maybe Howard had such a fetish before coming to Earth. He was interested in anthropomorphized apes. Less hair, less ape muscle, less ugly and you get Bev. This may be the world of his sexual dreams.

September 22, 2011 5:19 PM  

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