Friday, October 09, 2009

Episode 131 - "Daddy'll take good care of you..."

PCX reviews X-Statix #12
(part 3 of 3)


Blogger XantesFire said...

Prof X is a sick fuck.
Prof X is just greatful something will willingly fuck his crippled ass. You know before bird girl, any women he was involved with were mind controlled into it.

Was he gonna rape his daughter? What if that's what she wanted. She goes on a killing spree where she's guaranteed to be killed by cop to be stopped. A place where she's sure to be taken to her dad's morgue. I think it's sort of like that movie Kissed. She wants to have sex with her father and set it up so she's attractive to him. She was already doing the goth thing to incite him. Then comes holier than thou DeadGirl, screwing up with their wishes.

Wait a sec, why is Thoom all libertarian now and saying it's a business and they should sell what sells? When you show him something he doesn't like, for example Memín Pinguín, which sells very well in Mexico, he thinks it should be cancelled.

I thought TCM like Repo.

Women can masturbate for a real long time, especially if they have lube.

October 09, 2009 10:27 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Thanks for your patience, everyone; I think I finally fixed the feed, so it's probably safe to have this episode post up now!

Jean was always a bitch that deserved to get raped, so it's only right that Xavier got a piece of that.

What's up with society's hang-up over incest in the first place? Look at the mortician's gross wife, then look at his hot daughter. I mean, come on.

As far as Memin Pinguin goes, as soon as anyone advocates that anything like a book or comic should just be banned, they've already thrown logic and sense out the window.

I do like that Repo! movie; I'm actually being sincere in thanking Hollywood for being so goddamned awful they're forcing me seek out other stuff, since it turns out the "other stuff" is usually so much better!

And you've given me the idea of making a full-length porno film of a bitch masturbating. How high can the production costs on something like that possibly be?

October 09, 2009 11:05 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

They actually do have full length female masturbation movie out there, unless the "actress" has an interesting take on it, "like lost little Australian girl will do anything for help and sexual gratification", it gets boring fast.

Now you got me wondering if Jean Grey actually turned into the Phoenix because Professor X mind and body raped Jean and made her forget all about it, but that triggered off a split personality. One so angry and lustful that she will destroy worlds.

October 09, 2009 7:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say maybe we could do another musical episode with Repo! The Genetic Opera?

"Women can masturbate for a real long time, especially if they have lube."

And how would you know?

October 10, 2009 4:49 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

"And how would you know?"

When I give an order, the bitch knows to follow them.

October 10, 2009 3:41 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, if there's ever another musical episode, I actually do have something in mind...

Xantes, you just made me think of that scene where Dark Phoenix knocks Xavier out of his wheelchair and she's all like, "Aw, just look at your crippled ass! Who's the bitch here now?!" Or whatever Claremont had her say that pretty much meant exactly that anyway.

October 10, 2009 6:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just listened to the episode.
Both Star Trek universes exist simultaniously.
It's just that the original universe will now be missing a cute old man Spock.

Funny you should say that Chris Pine "he talks like I am right now". Because my mother claims that your voice sounds fake.

I like Shatner, sure his acting was bad in Star Trek, but really the whole thing was cheesy. DeForest Kelly and Leonard Nimoy were the only two that could genuinely act.
Oh and Ricardo Montalban of course.

October 11, 2009 5:02 AM  
Blogger Thoom said...

>>Funny you should say that Chris Pine "he talks like I am right now". Because my mother claims that your voice sounds fake.>>>


October 11, 2009 7:54 AM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Okay boys. Time for me to come out of the shadows. First of all, good shows, all three parts. Now...ok, I reluctantly have to agree w/ XantesFire that the mortician's daughter did want to have sex w/her daddy...but they were both sick fucks and yes, Dead Girl was right to fuck up the plan. However, the boys had a point too about the wife: Why'd you marry a mortician???? She was a dumb jawn.

Also, in re: to Tim's comments about the "business": Sad but true. It's that way with any type of art form, hence the term "starving artist"...Shit, everyone wants to eat well...but, as Trenchie said, just because it sells doesn't mean it's all good. Unfortunately, in order for folks to eat well, the masses are forced to eat, well, shit.

And, now to this whole masturbation thing: Thanks, Tim, for telling the whole PCX audience about my habits!!!!!! Also, I don't believe that ANYONE, man or woman, would masturbate a straight 8 hours. Just like you guys, we gals get sore too....even w/lube.

Shout-out to you guys can go back to your, ahem, stimulating conversation....

October 11, 2009 6:07 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, I'm just saying that the new movie makes the old Trek universe sort of a "What If" deal we can happily forget about now. Which we should all do anyway, since it's tainted with ShatnerKirk.

Tim, I'll have you know I secretly have one of those deep, menacing voices like Darth Vader. I only put on the apparently fake-sounding "Trenchcoat Mafia" voice just to annoy Courtney's mother.

Vixen, Sting used to claim he could fuck a bitch for a straight eight hours! Which we all know is impossible, since he clearly had his balls surgically removed when he began his solo career.

October 11, 2009 10:17 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

"Dead Girl was right to fuck up the plan." That's the kind of talk that restricts innovators like Marquis de Sade, just because you tie up a woman against her will, and whip her, somehow people think you're in the wrong.

"sick fucks", perhaps, but were they really bothering anyone? (Okay so she did shoot up a couple of kids, but that just lessens competition in the job market for the survivors.)




More music

You just need the right lube and stimulant.

I wonder if Ultimate Star Trek will end up with half the characters dead within 10 years, and all the fans going back main line? Well actually they can't, most of the mainline Star Trek universe actors are dead or close enough.

October 12, 2009 6:51 AM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...

Well NO version of Trek is legit until it's producers make a gag reel.

This is submitted without comment. For better or worse- this is Trek Now. (just release to the internets today)

October 13, 2009 5:04 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Nope, been removed.

All I found was this sad, misunderstood story.

October 13, 2009 11:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing sus!

October 14, 2009 4:11 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What? He's just interviewing new Robin.

October 14, 2009 9:28 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, see? Even you, his biggest fan, know what Batman's really all about!

Xantes, that first rock necro vid was pretty funny.

I'm calling shenanigans on the Norwegian chick. She's trying to be all, "Oooh, I'm so hardcore; none of this stuff fazes me!" and then in one of her other videos she's freaked out by "3 guys 1 hammer":

October 14, 2009 10:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's some sick shit on the host website of that video.
So snuff films are real?
It was pretty disappointing though, it was so blurry and they had no imagination. They were just sort of pocking at him and bludgeoning him like amatures.
He made real gross noises.
Oh and you got a real good look at one of their faces.

The Germans do it better. There was one about cannibalism. I don't know where that is now.

October 15, 2009 12:24 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Well, that one snuff film in particular is real, anyway. Although, I think the technical definition of a "snuff film" is killing someone for no other purpose than to make a film of it in the first place. Which for legal purposes, I encourage no one to actually do; but hey, if you do, feel free to send me a copy.

I do agree that the third guy actually filming the murder could have done a better job in doing so, and that if they were gonna kill that dude anyway they should have been more creative as far as what they did to him. I was amused by those gross noises Victim Boy made as he was dying, though.

And how stupid were they in showing the one guy's face?! That's probably why they had no choice but to flat-out plead guilty when they were finally caught. I think the killers got life, but the camera dude just got like nine or ten years.

Yeah, it was kinda dull if you're evolved enough not to care that it's just some random guy being brutally killed; we can only hope some of our better film directors eventually go insane, just so they can give us some quality snuff.

October 15, 2009 1:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My dream is for Quentin Tarantino to snap and make one of his films with actual violence and fatalities.

There is not an ounce of empathy on this site. And that's what I love about it.
Who cares about some random guy being murdered?

October 15, 2009 6:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just found this picture. I don't normally like babies, but isn't this little guy just the cutest?:

October 15, 2009 6:55 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

That's just reminds me of one of my great disappointments. I wanted to clone about 20 Hitlers and have them raised by a variety of different types of families just to see if any of them would go after the jews again. As you know cloning is so restricted here and cloning Nazis is just out of the questions. Damn you Ira Levin.

I'm not sure the Norwegian chick is a phony because she's hardcore about the Necro-issue and is easily disturbed by the 3 Hammers, 1 guy. One is about people having sex with inanimated humanoid objects, the other is violence leading to death. It's like I can watch autopsy videos where guts are being pulled out, stuff squirting all over the place and not be bothered by it but people actively killing a person disturbs me.

And yeah, it does seem like a last moment kind of thing or they are not an original bunch. If they just wanted to kill him, they could have done it real quick. If they wanted to torture him they could have done many things including tying him to a tree and going from there.

October 15, 2009 11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, you're disturbed by murder?

I don't know why, but I love violence and gore. Explains why I'm so obsessed with serials killers. Real or fictional.
Especially the real ones. Because no matter how many people Sylar or Dexter kills, it's not real.

October 16, 2009 1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, you're disturbed by murder?

I don't know why, but I love violence and gore. Explains why I'm so obsessed with serials killers. Real or fictional.
Especially the real ones. Because no matter how many people Sylar or Dexter kills, it's not real.

I seem to think about these things more during Pon Farr. Like right now.
It's not right.

October 16, 2009 1:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Semi-double post. Stupid blogspot!

October 16, 2009 1:30 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Violence by crazy people or without a purpose is meaningless, except for a few laughs here and there.

Murder is a waste, especially if it's robbery. Don't get caught and you can rob them again later.

The guys in the video had no real purpose to their violence. Except to feel bigger than they were. Instead of sending a message or learning from their activities, they just did. Like I can respect the Nazis for the holocaust thing because they had a purpose. I may not like it but I respect purpose. The three guys, killed people cause they were bored? Boring in itself.

October 16, 2009 12:12 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, those killers should have at least had some kind of a theme or something going on to properly entertain us. Didn't they ever see The Warriors?

And Courtney, with the high point of Tribute to Satan Month (Halloween) coming up, I wonder how your typical idiot would react to Baby Hitler trick-or-treating. I mean, what are all the losers with no sense of humor gonna actually do about it? Beat the shit out of a little kid?

October 16, 2009 7:26 PM  
Blogger Thoom said...


October 17, 2009 1:07 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yes, I would have even respected or atleast been less disturbed by the killers if they had a baseball M.O. Like spiking the victims with their sharpen cleats, impaling them on pointy pendants, leaving the dead victim with a large, "We're No.1!" glove on their heads, leaving a greased up baseball in their mouths.

But I would have asked for the death penalty if they adapted the mime theme. In Warriors they must have been the gang everyone beated up.

Sit on Cthulhu's lap and have him grab your crotch as he sucks your soul. Is this another lost pic from Courtney's childhood?

October 17, 2009 11:05 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

She's just telling him she wants the LA Dodgers for Cthulhumas.

"Impossible, child; for you see, Pedro Martinez already owns them!"

Xantes, I was gonna keep the baseball stuff off the blog this year, but Tim started it!*

*Okay, I might have brought it up on Tim's own site, but that doesn't count.

October 17, 2009 8:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

American sports? Why would you mention these things?

I've seen more Cthulhus made by that person. They are posable dolls made out of leather. Quite amazing.

"In Warriors they must have been the gang everyone beated up."
That's how you use the English language!

October 17, 2009 11:38 PM  
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October 18, 2009 8:08 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

If you seen The Warriors, then you not be asking questions about my use of the english.

People make strange things out of the elder god.

I don't really pay attention to millionaires playing, I don't even know what team is leading in the Negro American League.

Since when have the L.A Dodgers been located in a municipality of a population of 1,232 located in Granada, Spain?

October 18, 2009 8:10 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Say again Mr. Sherry?

October 18, 2009 8:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have a look at this:

America has the most serial killers in the world. What's up with that?
Australia has only a handful. Mostly during the late 80's- early 90's.

Oh and back to that video. I thought of a way they could have improved it. With a vivisection!
Now that would be hot....I mean intriguing.

If any of us ever get arrested and they take our computers away, there's a whole lot of sus stuff on here.

October 18, 2009 8:40 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Look, whatever that stuff is on my computer, it was the cat. My cat somehow downloaded that stuff.

Vivisection would give it more of a scientific motive. I would applaud them for striving to learn more.

From what I have read about serial killers, the US and UK only appear to have more serial killers. Possible factors for this appearance.

-We look for serial killers, smaller countries, not so rich countries don't have the resources to look for them. In fact the media and law enforcement like serial killers, it makes them more money.

-We don't keep them a secret, Many communist nations like USSR and China like to imply that serial killers are a factor of the depravity of capitalism, so they end up hiding their serial killer. China only list serial killers from the 2000's and Russia has from the 90's, both when their news resources became more independent.

-We usually don't hire them to kill. Also in many communist and/or oppressive nations they hire people, with tendencies to torture and kill, for official positions.

-Harder to lose people. In undeveloped countries, it's easier for people to vanish, more unexplored and under utilized territories.

-We don't (cough) have an undesirable minority. In backwards nations sometimes when a member of the undesirable minority is killed, no one cares.

-We don't have in-country warfare. Countries at war give an outlet for serial killers to get their thrills.

-We don't have so many crazy shit trying to kill us. In some upside down countries, they have a lot of flora and fauna that can cover up a murder either by making it look like they did it or/and they'll dispose of the body.

October 18, 2009 12:10 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

First off before anyone asks, #132 is coming out sometime this week, but I've learned my lesson as far as rushing to put these up on Sundays (when, as a sufferer of "Dagwood Syndrome", I'm already rushing around getting ready to fly out the door at the last possible second to go to work and therefore not paying close attention to whatever I'm doing on the computer.)


"...vivisection! Now that would be hot...."

Y'know, the most interesting thing about Pon farr is how strangely some people react to it. Of course, if we were talking about a girl being vivisected, I'd totally understand.

Which reminds me: hey Xantes, ever see Guinea Pig 2: Flower of Flesh and Blood?

October 18, 2009 7:16 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

GP2? Nope, just saw the trailer, but what does a film on Japanese dating have to do with the topics we're talking about?

"Pon farr"? Seriously how as a species has the Vulcan race survived if they only feel like mating every 7 years, and only to someone they are emphatically bonded to? I guess since they are a logical race they probably figured out the problems of that and have sperm banks all over the place. Rape and one nighters must be unheard of on Vulcan. Last place Kirk or Riker would go for holiday

October 18, 2009 8:52 PM  
Blogger Thoom said...

That Kirk fucks green women, black women, and now we get of video of him fucking women from the planet Noassatall. That Kirk really is something else.

October 18, 2009 9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are many species that mate even less than that.
Needless to say, none of them have ever faced over population.

What I find doesn't make sense is that pon farr occurs in both the males and females.
Do partners share the same cycle?
Do they not stay with one partner for life?

In most species there's got to be one gender that is ready to go at any time.

October 19, 2009 7:07 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yeah and those species who rarely mate either are almost extinct, have really large broods when they have them or stay hidden most of their lives. Vulcans even though supposely peaceful and logical in their present were barbaric just a few thousands years ago, could it have been their emotions was leading them to extinction?

They sync them when their marriage is arraigned. Or atleast that is what they say.

Yeah I thought only Vulcan males when thru the 7 year cycle. As you can see in The Search For Spock, when Spock was aging quickly, Savik mated with him atleast twice. Which lead me to conclude that females only fake the 7 year cycle and that there is a thriving secret lesbian community on Vulcan. That's what the Vulcan hand sign really mean, except when females greet each other, with no males present, they end it by rubbing their tongue between their fingers.

October 19, 2009 12:32 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, no Trek writer has ever managed to have Pon farr make any kind of sense whatsoever.

In fact, it's almost as nonsensical as the whole "recognition" thing is in ElfQuest.

Wendy Pini: the perfect example of why we should never let certain (i.e. most) women learn how to read or write.

October 21, 2009 9:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elfquest? For even knowing anything about that you sicken me.

October 21, 2009 9:33 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

"...we should never let...women learn how to read or write..."

Because see what happens?!

October 21, 2009 9:57 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Wait a sec. Elfquest had all this sexual stuff going on and it wasn't sex mag? All I ever saw when I looked thru them was boobs and butts, rest of it was midgets at a ren fair, boring. I read one and it was boring, uh, I don't remember what it was about, midgets in trees.

From the wiki post it seems more like female erotica. I used to know a girl so into it that she used to try to be elfish. Wish I had know about the sex stuff, now she seems not so weird.

October 21, 2009 2:14 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I gotta ask! How did she "try to be elfish"? Did she have her ears surgically altered to be all pointy?

Oh, and there's one issue you'd probably at least tolerate. Two words: elf orgy.

October 21, 2009 10:01 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

She would try to act graceful, mentioned holidays or called stuff by names I assumed were from the comic. She would tug on her ears, trying to make them pointy.

She choose to be an elf in our D&D game at lunch, at school. Too bad playing the game didn't last long, everyone always had stuff to do.

She was plainish, but if I knew the elf stuff she was into, I would have done her.

October 21, 2009 11:22 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

She would tug on her ears, trying to make them pointy.

I'd say that's actually kinda cute, but Courtney might choke on her vomit.

Of course, here in the age of furries (shudder), the idea of simple old-fashioned "elf sex" seems downright normal.

October 22, 2009 12:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you mean? I'm doing the same thing for my Vulcan cosplay!

Nothing phases me anymore, so it's funny when I see people cringing when they hear about furries or any of the many other weird kinky shit that's so common place on the Internet.

Sometimes this feels like the only place I can talk about the things I actually want to talk about.

October 22, 2009 8:33 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

So you do like talking about incest?

I wouldn't think people would think much of furries, when there are full body leather/rubber suits in form of animals fetishers out there and they been around since atleast the 70's.

What weirder? Having sex with someone in a furry catsuit or having sex with someone in a smooth, hairless catsuit? See, Batman's a bigger freak than most people think. Having sex with a hairless cat, while dressed up as a giant bat. So the fetish has been around even before the 70's.

October 22, 2009 3:58 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Okay, you got me on that one. I might hate Batman, but clearly he's a trendsetter.

On a semi-related note, I wouldn't think the whole "furries" thing was so stupid if instead of wearing silly costumes, these people would at least have the conviction of the "splicers" from Batman Beyond (see also JLA #221-223, since that's where they stole the idea from) though you could argue that premise is pure sci-fi...

October 22, 2009 8:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They didn't really steal the idea, I mean The Island of Dr.Moreau has been around more alot longer.
But if you really think about it, the concept of anthropomorphism is as old as humanity itself.

October 22, 2009 10:45 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Yeah, you've got a point (as disturbing as it is!) 'cause I can just picture ancient sheep fuckers, for example, fantasizing about sexy(?!) "lamb women" and such.

Also, I just wanna point out before anyone else does that my own lust for Tigra is completely different from whatever goes on in the brains of those creepy furries.

October 23, 2009 4:40 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Wait a minute, You're missing the point. The reason they wear the furry suit isn't because they aren't committed to being turned into the animal or half animal they want to. It's because that's as close as they can get now. The day gene splicing can make a person into a animal or half animal is the day the furries community is reborn into ani-people.

What's so creepy about what they are thinking? You want to fuck Tigra, they want to be Tigra, is it really so different?

October 23, 2009 8:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm, I do have a thing for Anubis:
Oh yeah!

Don't know about being like that though.

I look forward to genetic splicing, for other applications of course. It could enhance cognitive abilities and the healing process. As well as making you practically immortal.

October 23, 2009 9:14 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What if you could be morphed temporary? Like be a cat for a week. After the temp genes dissolved your regular genes would be reinforced to put you back.

October 23, 2009 10:17 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Clearly the daughter is not the type to be caught dead wearing underwear.

As stated before, the daughter wanted to die, she says it hurts not that she doesn't want to die as regular people would. I think she was hoping death would come spiritually and/or orgasmic. But Allred's Mormonism comes thru because by showing Dead Girl preventing the father from using his daughter is suppose to teach us that higher authorities will stop depraved actions. Also I think Dead Girl jumped the gun, it didn't show him abusing her in anyway nor about to. He might have been abusing his other patients but it doesn't mean he would abuse her, unless he knew that's what she wanted.

Was it racist because you used a song saying, "black sheep"?

Mulligan was probably hoping by killing them off, noone would bother bringing back such complex characters and he could bring them back later.

Can't kill Doop, he's unkillable plus I wondered if they wouldn't play the discrepancies between the X-Static world and the regular Marvel world by showing Doop is a small time mutant in the real world and X-Static world is happening in Doop's mind.

Wow, necrophilia, serial killers, furries,elves, and Pon Farr all in one comments section. I feels like it was yesterday.

September 06, 2011 10:18 AM  

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