Episode 68 - "Now you're a REAL junkie!"
PCX reviews Hooked!Monday, December 31, 2007
SUBSCRIBE!
- Comic Book Noise
- Geek Brunch/Retro-cast
- Podcast XXX
- Stacey's Pop Culture Parlour
- The Comic Book Attic
PODCASTS
- THOOM Comics Revue
- 2013/11/21 - Shortbox Showcase and Podcast X
T MAFIA ON GEEK BRUNCH/RETRO-CAST
- 2009/01/29 - Just about everything
- 2013/03/29 - Some Kirby and Albums with Trenchcoat
T MAFIA ON PODCAST XXX
- 2012/09/08 - Nekromantik (1987 film)
- 2012/12/02 - Click Book 2 (part 1 of 4)
- 2012/12/16 - Click Book 2 (part 2 of 4)
- 2012/12/30 - Click Book 2 (part 3 of 4)
- 2013/01/13 - Click Book 2 (part 4 of 4)
- 2013/06/15 - Kitsaku the Letch ep. 1 (2002 OVA)
T MAFIA ON STACEY'S PODCAST PARLOUR
- 2013/05/26 - I Haven't Seen That
T MAFIA ON THE CINEMATIC ATTIC
- 2009/05/25 - Charles Manson Superstar (1989 film)
T MAFIA ON THE COMIC BOOK ATTIC
- 2008/12/28 - 100th episode jamboree
- 2009/01/28 - Bewitched #8
- 2009/02/27 - Superboy V1 #78
- 2009/03/17 - Sugar & Spike #1
- 2012/12/27 - Secret Wars II #5
T MAFIA ON THOOM
- 2008/04/22 - Twisted Tales #5
- 2008/05/02 - The Transformers V1 #13
- 2008/06/10 - The Incredible Hulk V1 #420 (part 1 of 3)
- 2008/06/11 - The Incredible Hulk V1 #420 (part 2 of 3)
- 2008/06/17 - Saturday morning cartoons
- 2008/06/23 - Mantlo - A Life in Comics (part 1 of 2)
- 2008/06/25 - Mantlo - A Life in Comics (part 2 of 2)
- 2008/11/09 - Worst comics ever
- 2008/??/?? - T Mafia vs. Batman
- 2012/08/16 - Howard the Duck V1 #14
- 2012/08/29 - Howard the Duck V1 Annual #1 (part 1 of 2)
- 2012/08/30 - Howard the Duck V1 Annual #1 (part 2 of 2)
- 2012/09/03 - Ultimate X #2
- 2012/09/06 - Howard the Duck V1 #15
- 2012/09/10 - The Big Lie #1
- 2012/09/13 - Howard the Duck V1 #16
- 2012/09/17 - Corporate Crime
- 2012/09/20 - Howard the Duck V1 #17
- 2012/09/28 - Tales to Astonish V1 #42
- 2012/10/22 - The Next Nexus #1
- 2012/10/28 - Elvira's House of Mystery #5
- 2012/10/29 - Infernal Man-Thing #1-3
- 2012/10/31 - Legion of Monsters V1 #1
- 2012/10/31 - Epic Illustrated #29
- 2012/11/07 - Paying for It
- 2012/12/17 - Crazy Magazine #8
- 2012/12/19 - Howard the Duck V1 #19
- 2013/02/11 - Plop! #16
- 2013/02/18 - The Phantom Zone #1
- 2013/03/13 - Sex and affection
- 2013/03/17 - Eerie (Warren) V1 #81
- 2013/03/24 - Injustice: Gods Among Us #2-4
- 2013/03/31 - Crazy Magazine #14
- 2013/04/07 - Batman Incorporated #8
- 2013/04/17 - The Phantom Zone #2
- 2013/05/03 - Love and Rockets - New Stories V3
- 2013/05/12 - Destroyer Duck #1
CLASSIC PCX
- Episode 1 - Podcast Macht Frei
- Episode 2 - Gloria Steinem's Favorite
- Episode 3 - Have You Seen These Children?
- Episode 4 - The Fine Points of the Law
- Episode 5 - No Powers? No Problem!
- Episode 6 - Godcast X
- Episode 7 - Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 8 - Beneath the Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 9 - Pimpadelic Podcast
- Episode 10 - Modcast X
- Episode 11 - Modcast X II
- Episode 12 - Pass the Prozac
- Episode 13 - Podcast X No More!
- Episode 14 - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Wookie Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask
- Episode 15 - Season Finale
- Episode 16 - X Minus One
- Episode 17 - X Minus One II
- Episode 18 - Thanks for the Mammaries
- Episode 19 - Thanks for the Mammaries II
- Episode 20 - Life During Wartime
- Episode 21 - Life During Wartime II
- Episode 22 - Is It Wicked Not to Care?
- Episode 23 - Snakes on a Podcast
- Episode 24 - Gothcast X
- Episode 25 - Hail Satan!
- Episode 26 - Hail Satan! II
- Episode 27 - Voulez Voodoo?
- Episode 28 - Hail Satan! III
- Episode 29 - Bloodsucking Freaks
- Episode 30 - Hail Satan! IV
- Episode 31 - Practical Magic
- Episode 32 - Flesh Feast
- Episode 33 - Podcast Xmas
- Episode 34 - Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
- Episode 35 - Voulez Voodoo? II
- Episode 36 - Pedocast X
- Episode 37 - Back in the USSR
- Episode 38 - No Future
- Episode 39 - Catch-52
- Episode 40 - "The government is NEVER wrong, about ANYTHING!"
- Episode 41 - "You're RUDE and OFFENSIVE, Guy Gardner."
- Episode 42 - "Yes...I'm...uh...due on patrol, anyway!"
- Episode 43 - "Your butt looks big in those giant pants."
- Episode 44 - "No hope at all."
- Episode 45 - "Where the ghost men are."
- Episode 46 - "Can a man DO such a thing?"
- Episode 47 - "Truck."
- Episode 48 - "UNHAND ME, MORTAL!"
- Episode 49 - "So much for that clown!"
- Episode 50 - "Enough of your maudlin self-pity!"
- Episode 51 - "I will suffer your impudence--NO MORE!"
- Episode 52 - One day, in the 30th century, five super-animals frolic through the void...
- Episode 53 - "We may be ANIMALS...but we're too GENTLEMANLY to battle girls!"
- Episode 54 - "Velly clever!"
- Episode 55 - "Dammit, Venom's going to eat him."
- Episode 56 - "Every time I kill someone, I become more like God."
- Episode 57 - "I'm busy bleeding."
- Episode 58 - "Fake volcano too much?"
- Episode 59 - "My powers of seduction are irresistible."
- Episode 60 - "They're STUPID...but DANGEROUS!"
- Episode 61 - "I was just going to use that cucumber to make a salad, honestly."
- Episode 62 - "When I press your lips with mine, my darling, you will know that I am really real!"
- Episode 63 - "Let me clue you IN, Billy Graham--there is no God!"
- Episode 64 - "I will eat my rabbits ALONE!"
- Episode 65 - "Ah don't aim tuh DIE here all trussed up like some blamed Thanksgivin' TURKEY!"
- Episode 66 - "Only through my POWERS OF MIND did I ESCAPE..."
- Episode 67 - "Careful with those thorns, hon."
- Episode 68 - "Now you're a REAL junkie!"
- Episode 69 - "Cut the happy jazz, huh?"
- Episode 70 - The two one-legged girls attract the curious...
- Episode 71 - "?"
- Episode 72 - "By volunteering for this test you've made a remarkable contribution to SPACE MEDICINE."
- Episode 73 - "WAAAUGH"
- Episode 74 - "...and you shall accomplish what lesser men would term MIRACLES."
- Episode 75 - "Tarim's teeth!"
- Episode 76 - "You would prepare HORSE FEED for an earth-pig born?"
- Episode 77 - "NOW what?"
- Episode 78 - "I've heard you're pretty much the Devil incarnate."
- Episode 79 - "And...you are...?"
- Episode 80 - "SUPERGIRL!"
- Episode 81 - "I can be as nasty as I want!"
- Episode 82 - "And who's this ugly little monster?"
- Episode 83 - She had read an article in the ITALIAN EDITION OF VOGUE on FOOT-BINDING IN THE ORIENT which had really struck home with her!
- Episode 84 - And thus was born this WEIRD AVENGRESS OF THE NIGHT!
- Episode 85 - "You see, kids, Tavi will come back and STEP on us, you see."
- Episode 86 - "I KNOW ALL--AND ALL I KNOW, I HATE!"
- Episode 87 - "Have you any IDEA what it's like explaining to people that you're NOT a robot?"
- Episode 88 - "Send me into the dark, and I will live again."
- Episode 89 - "He could cause snowstorms and make little girls grow beards."
- Episode 90 - "Possession by space-ghosts?"
- Episode 91 - "Oh, now THIS is just stupid."
- Episode 92 - "Oooh, that makes me simply FURIOUS!"
- Episode 93 - "We love you, and Jesus does too."
- Episode 94 - "Highway SAFETY films, man!"
- Episode 95 - "Jenifer, NO!"
- Episode 96 - "Your right leg was utterly delightful..."
- Episode 97 - "Mmmm...the WOUND is still FRESH!"
- Episode 98 - "I could be GIRL FRANKENSTEIN."
- Episode 99 - "The fire inside her will be put out!"
- Episode 100 - "PHASE ONE complete."
- Episode 101 - "And who are YOU to swear by Ymir?"
- Episode 102 - "But I'll WARM you--warm you with the FIRE in my OWN BLOOD--"
- Episode 103 - "I tell you, the bird lies!"
- Episode 104 - "THE Mortimer Money?"
- Episode 105 - "Only one of us can be the Lone Ranger."
- Episode 106 - "Does Loch Lomond have bonnie banks?"
- Episode 107 - "This, folks, is SPLEUNKING in STYLE!"
- Episode 108 - "You've flipped your SUNBONNET, man!"
- Episode 109 - "Holy Harkov!"
- Episode 110 - FIN FANG FOOM!
- Episode 111 - "The freedom-loving traitors must be seized and punished!"
- Episode 112 - "They mean the sky-demons from Mars, who hurl long-range, disintegrating super-bombs!"
- Episode 113 - "I'll kill your mother and then find you and I'll cut off one of your furry, tick-ridden legs."
- Episode 114 - "I'm talking new, improved zombies."
- Episode 115 - "Just don't ask where I was when I heard about J.F.K."
- Episode 116 - "In the fast food restaurant of LIFE--Dolores was a CHEESEBURGER DELUXE."
- Episode 117 - "You should have a sign: 'NO ONE UNDER 41 ADMITTED WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT.'"
- Episode 118 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote
- Episode 119 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Episode 120 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 3: Dream Warriors
- Episode 121 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote: The Final Chapter
- Episode 122 - "Surrender, Doctor, and face your Dalek masters."
- Episode 123 - "DETONATE THE REALITY BOMB!"
- Episode 124 - "Feeling no pain..."
- Episode 125 - "We cannot solve our sadness."
- Episode 126 - "So if I did a Nintendo thing called 'Flying Chainsaw Jesus' I'd be rich?"
- Episode 127 - "Score one for the Afro!"
- Episode 128 - "Because I want you to BEG for it, bitch!"
- Episode 129 - "Underneath all this, I'm still the same old CORPSE."
- Episode 130 - "We're crazy superstar mutants!"
- Episode 131 - "Daddy'll take good care of you..."
- Episode 132 - "But she must be at least EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!"
- Episode 133 - It did seem like such a WASTE, though, for the female to EAT the male afterwards.
- Episode 134 - "Besides, I kinda LIKE seeing you get your uppity on, Emp."
- Episode 135 - "That WAS quite badass...!"
- Episode 136 - "Elissa, (SOMEHOW) you accessed OBJECT 524 (verboten, verboten, VERBOTEN)...!"
- Episode 137 - "HMMM."
- Episode 138 - "IIIII II II III IIIII"
- Episode 139 - "Case still open..."
- Episode 140 - LUKE CAGE AIN'T GLEN CAMPBELL.
- Episode 141 - "We're READY for your kind!"
- Episode 142 - "Some baby!"
- Episode 143 - "I'll look the dame over all I pleases!"
- Episode 144 - "Good-bye, cruel world!"
- Episode 145 - She now belonged to another society, another world; a world of pot, LSD and free love.
- Episode 146 - "I just didn't think a DUCK could make me feel that way!"
- Episode 147 - "But if he don't unglue his eyes from yer mammaries, I'll--!"
- "Episode 148 - "Just for once shut up and KISS me, huh?"
- Episode 149 - "My name is MORONICA!"
- Episode 150 - "I didn't do a lot of crime-fighting in those first few weeks."
- Episode 151 - "Let's cut his BALLS off!"
- Episode 152 - "Okay, you cunts."
- Episode 153 - "Knife in the nuts?"
- Episode 154 - "I got Kevlar down to my UNDEROOS, dickhead."
- Episode 155 - "Is that COCAINE?"
- Episode 156 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead
- Episode 157 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 2
- Episode 158 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 3
- Episode 159 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 4
- Episode 160 - "DIRTY JEW!"
- Episode 161 - "Hear them cheer!"
- Episode 162 - Hail Satan! V
- Episode 163 - "Don't faint with gratitude!"
- Episode 164 - "I bestow the BELT!"
34 Comments:
When I saw the front page I thought this was going to be about Speedy, what a great comic that was.
I liked that break song.
You guys are great role models!
I don't need drugs though, I'm in that state of mind all the time.
We have Cane Toads in Australia but they would kill you if you lick them.
Also T-Mafia, I think you'd just knock bitch unconscious if you were to rape her.
Or you know, kill them because you are a necrophiliac.
<3 Courtney
When T-Mafia mentioned the great THOOM, Vixen dismissed the phenomenon called THOOM with a "yeah yeah".
How dare she? She should TREMBLE, before the mention of THOOOM!
Courtney:
You'd think Green Arrow would've realized that if you name your sidekick Speedy he just might feel compelled to live down to his moniker.
My own role models would be Jim Jones and anyone else who ever started one of these death cults where the adherents have to give all their money and possessions to the cult leader.
Killer toads?! Awesome. That's a seventies-style horror movie just waiting to happen.
And yeah, I'd only slip some bitch a date rape drug if I was feeling particularly lazy that day. Y'know, you go to fuck up or kill a broad, and sometimes they'll try to fight back and shit. Go figure.
Oh, and should you happen to read this on the 2nd, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
a THOOM! fan:
Why Timmy THOOM! himself chose not smite Vixen on the spot with a fearsome bolt of lightning for her impertinence I know not; I myself am saddened, knowing that she will inevitably face his mighty wrath.
Aww, thanks T-Mafia. I got an electronic R2-D2 toy for my birthday.
I'm also having a superhero costume party in which I dress up as Zatanna.
Also, I found that Twilight Zone episode you refered to on the show ages ago, it was pretty damn good:
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?ei=UTF-8&gid=168714&vid=233027&b=73
<3 Courtney
Alright!!! I will not have my character assailed in such a manner!!! There was NO ILL WILL intended for Timmy Thoom; in fact I have sung his praises in many an episode....But, he still has not addressed the issue of child support payments for our future offspring, nor has he made himself my willing love slave!!! Therefore,I must now play "hard to get"....
BTW, thank you Courtney for that very helpful info about Cane Toads. However, please stop encouraging T-Mafia's bloodlust for raping women, dead or alive. He is crazy enough as it is...And, thanks for choosing us to be your role models---although you might not want to tell your parents about that....Happy Birthday, sweetie!!!
Vixen, for you I shall bust into the THOOMinator's home, knock him unconscious take all the money he has and deliver his unconscious naked body to your doostep with a leash around his neck.
<3 Courtney
I want a DNA test. The kid doesn't look like me.
Courtney:
Glad now I posted the happy b-day message when I did; somehow I knew I wouldn't get around to checking the site yesterday.
Belated thanks on yr break song kudos btw; I often wonder if people even listen to those or just fast-forward through 'em.
Good to know they're still making old school Star Wars stuff; otherwise you might've had to settle for, I dunno, a stuffed Jar Jar Binks or something.
Superhero costume party? Kewl. Fun trumps dignity any time. Plus the Zatanna outfit undoubtedly kept you the center of attention, as I'm sure you enjoy.
There's pretty much no one I wouldn't recommend that particular TZ episode to, so thanks for posting that link; everyone go watch!
Also C.C., as for robbing Timmy; we're just lowly podcasters - we have no money!
Vixen:
Fie on you! Just for the record, not only am I a great role model, I encourage everbody to live by the principle of WWTD (i.e. "What would Trenchcoat do?")
THOOM:
You're right.
The little bastard does look suspiciously like Starhawk, though...
Looking forward to Much more evil in 2008!
Keep 'em coming Trencho.
MC Trekkie
"Trencho"?
I know I've told you that the proper way to address me is "Trenchcoat Mafia, Destroyer of Worlds"!
Or of course, "Sir".
"Trencho-Destroyer of worlds"?
Huh. I just don't see it.
Perhaps all the new minions you've gathered about you this past year may enlighten me.
Trekkie, eh?
Fan of TOS or TNG?
I only like the show because of Data <3.
Courtney.
Hey!!!!! I am 150% sure that the baby is Thoom's!!!!! (just like those "Maury" chicks). And, thank you Courtney, for offering to, ahem,handle that situation for me....Anyway, all of you fellas should just willingly support any love child (or lust child) that I bring to the group....heh heh....
Trekko - Just remember that Courtney is our self-proclaimed head minion.
Courtney - Data's okay, but Lore rules!
Vixen - It's because of scheming wimmenfolk such as yourself that I carry a coat hanger (read: surgical tool) at all times.
Here's my Zatanna costume, T-Mafia and Vixen:
http://pyro-the-maniac.deviantart.com/art/Zatanna-73912701
<3 Courtney
Courtney- yeah. We all like that man Data.
I Have to say for the most part I'm an old Trek person- Seasons 1 and 2.
Do they show those old ones in your part of the world?
Hope so it's good retro stuff.
Yeah, we have the Sci-Fi channel and it's a great thing to have to kill time on the holidays.
Courtney
Courtney will be further featured in our upcoming Girls of Podcast X 2008 calendar.
(aside to the FBI: That was a joke; please don't arrest me. Also, it was Vixen's idea.)
Can't you just see CC dressed as a different superheroine every month?
Y'know, since Vixen's too uptight, Kid Mission's still pre-op, and Wicked Truth's straitjacket just isn't sexy (yeah yeah, I know Starhawk "killed" her, but no, seriously.)
Good job, Courtney. I'd say that's the kind of outfit that puts the "bait" in "jailbait", but of course I'd never be that sleazy.
Who are you kidding, "Trencho"?
We all know Court is about eight years too old for your tastes.
Hey, don't judge me. If all those sexy little eight year olds didn't secretly want it, they'd do a better job of escaping the Murder Shack.
I KNEW the Trencho thing would stick if I used it enough.
Nice to see you posting here Mssr. Thoom.
I hope to catch up on some of your Thunderbolts reviews soon. Love that comic. (Since Ellis of course)
Oh and the nice guy I used to be would be horrified at the idea of a Courtney 12 month heroine pin up calendar.
New Trekkie is offering to FUND it.
Can February be Tigra month?
Just kidding
Acutally-
Nice job on the costume. Lots of us veteran Podcast X'ers have a warm place in our Hearts for Zatanna.
Ps. Stay away from that Starhawk guy.
It seems like you guys lost ten listeners over-night. How can this be? I am Podcast X's head minion, I have been working hard to get more listeners I swear, master!
Courtney
Trekboy:
You see Tim's quotes around "Trencho"? It's called "sarcasm". Look it up.
Courtney:
Fret not, dear child; our day-to-day subscriber count can fluctuate quite wildly.
Your efforts on our behalf have been noted, and as a reward, we will allow you to continue to serve us...for now.
(insert "maniacal super-villain laugh" here)
Oh, Mister Trencho, your Ego has indeed grown mightily since I least appeared on your "Podcast".
ahem.
Quotes do not always connote sarcasm, do they?
As a boon to your minions I suggest an audio remedy is soon on it's way for said Egotism, as it has grown to purple pants wearing proportions.
Just for that, PCX Nation is annexing your infamous Hall of Shame, which all shall hereby refer to as Murder Shack West.
Also, as to the new moniker you will now go by, I graciously allow you to choose between the following:
a) MC Child-Molesting Serial Killer
b) Funkmaster Voyager Fan
c) DJ Hillary Voter
DJ Hillary Voter?
Now you've gone too far.
huh.
SO I finally listened to this damn thing.
References to
- Jesus on Dope
- Sam Fuller's Shock Corridor
- A Porn Version of Wizard of OZ.
What did you do to my podcast, Trencho?
Prepare for the second coming of Trekkie, oh Mister T.
ps where can I get a copy of that wizard of oz porn?
What did you do to my podcast, Trencho?
Improved it, O Wesley Crusher 2.0.
Also, you're the one who left this then-fledgling (a mere fifteen episodes old) 'cast abandoned in a basket on my doorstep in the first place; I have since raised *cough cough* my show in my own unique way.
ps where can I get a copy of that wizard of oz porn?
I dunno, but now you've got me thinking as to whether Christina Ricci or Natalie Portman would make for a better Naked Dorothy...
How about Christina Ricci AND Natalie Portman? with Winona Ryder as the Evil old Hag that USED to be like Dorothy?
Tin Man would be Dorothy's "special friend"
The thing writes itself.
re:
"Also, you're the one who left this then-fledgling ... 'cast abandoned in a basket on my doorstep..."
I would suggest that a more apt metaphor would be that my planet (Hall of Shame) died in a fire, victim of a ceaseless barrage from without, and I sent my only son, PodCast X, to you, Trencho, to nurture and raise under your magenta sun.
Wesley/Trekboy:
Magenta?
Where is the new episode of Podcast X?
Hopefully, it's going up tonight-ish.
PCX: The Classics Tour.
Ahrgh not the dreaded boob counter again.
I'm not hearing the creaking of the chairs.
The guy is still working for their heroin habit, while she has a perfectly, slightly used, pussy, they can sell....
Oh okay, they eventually did, but what about him selling himself?
Goofballs=Barbiturates.
Pep pills=amphetamine/stimulants
http://www.heaven666.org/wizard-of-oz-the-porn-version-5175.php
Oz porn
I think I would like to fuck a corpse just for the story.
But what fun is rape unless she's awake and squirming?
Jim Jones was a loser, if he did it right, once he thought it was over he should have reset somewhere else where he and his followers would be able to strike back at his detractors and build up a greater church.
I loved the OS but liked the DC comic book series best, besides it visiting old storylines it would also have characters like M'Ress.
Sexy Straight-jackets
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home