Monday, December 31, 2007

Episode 68 - "Now you're a REAL junkie!"

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I saw the front page I thought this was going to be about Speedy, what a great comic that was.
I liked that break song.
You guys are great role models!
I don't need drugs though, I'm in that state of mind all the time.
We have Cane Toads in Australia but they would kill you if you lick them.

Also T-Mafia, I think you'd just knock bitch unconscious if you were to rape her.
Or you know, kill them because you are a necrophiliac.

<3 Courtney

January 01, 2008 2:00 AM  
Anonymous a THOOM! fan said...

When T-Mafia mentioned the great THOOM, Vixen dismissed the phenomenon called THOOM with a "yeah yeah".
How dare she? She should TREMBLE, before the mention of THOOOM!

January 01, 2008 12:06 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


You'd think Green Arrow would've realized that if you name your sidekick Speedy he just might feel compelled to live down to his moniker.

My own role models would be Jim Jones and anyone else who ever started one of these death cults where the adherents have to give all their money and possessions to the cult leader.

Killer toads?! Awesome. That's a seventies-style horror movie just waiting to happen.

And yeah, I'd only slip some bitch a date rape drug if I was feeling particularly lazy that day. Y'know, you go to fuck up or kill a broad, and sometimes they'll try to fight back and shit. Go figure.

Oh, and should you happen to read this on the 2nd, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

a THOOM! fan:

Why Timmy THOOM! himself chose not smite Vixen on the spot with a fearsome bolt of lightning for her impertinence I know not; I myself am saddened, knowing that she will inevitably face his mighty wrath.

January 01, 2008 8:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww, thanks T-Mafia. I got an electronic R2-D2 toy for my birthday.
I'm also having a superhero costume party in which I dress up as Zatanna.

Also, I found that Twilight Zone episode you refered to on the show ages ago, it was pretty damn good:

<3 Courtney

January 01, 2008 11:22 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Alright!!! I will not have my character assailed in such a manner!!! There was NO ILL WILL intended for Timmy Thoom; in fact I have sung his praises in many an episode....But, he still has not addressed the issue of child support payments for our future offspring, nor has he made himself my willing love slave!!! Therefore,I must now play "hard to get"....

BTW, thank you Courtney for that very helpful info about Cane Toads. However, please stop encouraging T-Mafia's bloodlust for raping women, dead or alive. He is crazy enough as it is...And, thanks for choosing us to be your role models---although you might not want to tell your parents about that....Happy Birthday, sweetie!!!

January 03, 2008 12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vixen, for you I shall bust into the THOOMinator's home, knock him unconscious take all the money he has and deliver his unconscious naked body to your doostep with a leash around his neck.

<3 Courtney

January 03, 2008 9:55 AM  
Anonymous thoom said...

I want a DNA test. The kid doesn't look like me.

January 03, 2008 3:22 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


Glad now I posted the happy b-day message when I did; somehow I knew I wouldn't get around to checking the site yesterday.

Belated thanks on yr break song kudos btw; I often wonder if people even listen to those or just fast-forward through 'em.

Good to know they're still making old school Star Wars stuff; otherwise you might've had to settle for, I dunno, a stuffed Jar Jar Binks or something.

Superhero costume party? Kewl. Fun trumps dignity any time. Plus the Zatanna outfit undoubtedly kept you the center of attention, as I'm sure you enjoy.

There's pretty much no one I wouldn't recommend that particular TZ episode to, so thanks for posting that link; everyone go watch!

Also C.C., as for robbing Timmy; we're just lowly podcasters - we have no money!


Fie on you! Just for the record, not only am I a great role model, I encourage everbody to live by the principle of WWTD (i.e. "What would Trenchcoat do?")


You're right.

The little bastard does look suspiciously like Starhawk, though...

January 03, 2008 6:45 PM  
Anonymous Mctrekkie said...

Looking forward to Much more evil in 2008!

Keep 'em coming Trencho.

MC Trekkie

January 04, 2008 3:17 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


I know I've told you that the proper way to address me is "Trenchcoat Mafia, Destroyer of Worlds"!

Or of course, "Sir".

January 04, 2008 4:04 PM  
Blogger X MCTREKKIE said...

"Trencho-Destroyer of worlds"?

Huh. I just don't see it.

Perhaps all the new minions you've gathered about you this past year may enlighten me.

January 05, 2008 1:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trekkie, eh?
Fan of TOS or TNG?
I only like the show because of Data <3.


January 05, 2008 1:57 AM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Hey!!!!! I am 150% sure that the baby is Thoom's!!!!! (just like those "Maury" chicks). And, thank you Courtney, for offering to, ahem,handle that situation for me....Anyway, all of you fellas should just willingly support any love child (or lust child) that I bring to the group....heh heh....

January 05, 2008 7:45 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Trekko - Just remember that Courtney is our self-proclaimed head minion.

Courtney - Data's okay, but Lore rules!

Vixen - It's because of scheming wimmenfolk such as yourself that I carry a coat hanger (read: surgical tool) at all times.

January 05, 2008 8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's my Zatanna costume, T-Mafia and Vixen:

<3 Courtney

January 06, 2008 12:17 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Courtney- yeah. We all like that man Data.

I Have to say for the most part I'm an old Trek person- Seasons 1 and 2.

Do they show those old ones in your part of the world?

Hope so it's good retro stuff.

January 06, 2008 12:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, we have the Sci-Fi channel and it's a great thing to have to kill time on the holidays.


January 06, 2008 2:59 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney will be further featured in our upcoming Girls of Podcast X 2008 calendar.

(aside to the FBI: That was a joke; please don't arrest me. Also, it was Vixen's idea.)

Can't you just see CC dressed as a different superheroine every month?

Y'know, since Vixen's too uptight, Kid Mission's still pre-op, and Wicked Truth's straitjacket just isn't sexy (yeah yeah, I know Starhawk "killed" her, but no, seriously.)

Good job, Courtney. I'd say that's the kind of outfit that puts the "bait" in "jailbait", but of course I'd never be that sleazy.

January 06, 2008 7:54 AM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

Who are you kidding, "Trencho"?

We all know Court is about eight years too old for your tastes.

January 06, 2008 12:18 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Hey, don't judge me. If all those sexy little eight year olds didn't secretly want it, they'd do a better job of escaping the Murder Shack.

January 06, 2008 4:56 PM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

I KNEW the Trencho thing would stick if I used it enough.

Nice to see you posting here Mssr. Thoom.

I hope to catch up on some of your Thunderbolts reviews soon. Love that comic. (Since Ellis of course)

Oh and the nice guy I used to be would be horrified at the idea of a Courtney 12 month heroine pin up calendar.

New Trekkie is offering to FUND it.

Can February be Tigra month?

Just kidding


Nice job on the costume. Lots of us veteran Podcast X'ers have a warm place in our Hearts for Zatanna.

Ps. Stay away from that Starhawk guy.

January 09, 2008 12:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems like you guys lost ten listeners over-night. How can this be? I am Podcast X's head minion, I have been working hard to get more listeners I swear, master!


January 09, 2008 2:42 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


You see Tim's quotes around "Trencho"? It's called "sarcasm". Look it up.


Fret not, dear child; our day-to-day subscriber count can fluctuate quite wildly.

Your efforts on our behalf have been noted, and as a reward, we will allow you to continue to serve us...for now.

(insert "maniacal super-villain laugh" here)

January 09, 2008 9:51 PM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Oh, Mister Trencho, your Ego has indeed grown mightily since I least appeared on your "Podcast".


Quotes do not always connote sarcasm, do they?

As a boon to your minions I suggest an audio remedy is soon on it's way for said Egotism, as it has grown to purple pants wearing proportions.

January 10, 2008 10:22 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Just for that, PCX Nation is annexing your infamous Hall of Shame, which all shall hereby refer to as Murder Shack West.

Also, as to the new moniker you will now go by, I graciously allow you to choose between the following:

a) MC Child-Molesting Serial Killer

b) Funkmaster Voyager Fan

c) DJ Hillary Voter

January 10, 2008 11:00 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

DJ Hillary Voter?

Now you've gone too far.

January 12, 2008 6:42 PM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...


SO I finally listened to this damn thing.

References to

- Jesus on Dope
- Sam Fuller's Shock Corridor
- A Porn Version of Wizard of OZ.

What did you do to my podcast, Trencho?

Prepare for the second coming of Trekkie, oh Mister T.

ps where can I get a copy of that wizard of oz porn?

January 13, 2008 12:01 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

What did you do to my podcast, Trencho?

Improved it, O Wesley Crusher 2.0.

Also, you're the one who left this then-fledgling (a mere fifteen episodes old) 'cast abandoned in a basket on my doorstep in the first place; I have since raised *cough cough* my show in my own unique way.

ps where can I get a copy of that wizard of oz porn?

I dunno, but now you've got me thinking as to whether Christina Ricci or Natalie Portman would make for a better Naked Dorothy...

January 13, 2008 7:52 PM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

How about Christina Ricci AND Natalie Portman? with Winona Ryder as the Evil old Hag that USED to be like Dorothy?

Tin Man would be Dorothy's "special friend"

The thing writes itself.

January 14, 2008 9:58 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...


"Also, you're the one who left this then-fledgling ... 'cast abandoned in a basket on my doorstep..."

I would suggest that a more apt metaphor would be that my planet (Hall of Shame) died in a fire, victim of a ceaseless barrage from without, and I sent my only son, PodCast X, to you, Trencho, to nurture and raise under your magenta sun.

January 14, 2008 10:10 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...



January 14, 2008 10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is the new episode of Podcast X?

January 17, 2008 2:14 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Hopefully, it's going up tonight-ish.

January 17, 2008 10:58 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Ahrgh not the dreaded boob counter again.

I'm not hearing the creaking of the chairs.

The guy is still working for their heroin habit, while she has a perfectly, slightly used, pussy, they can sell....
Oh okay, they eventually did, but what about him selling himself?

Pep pills=amphetamine/stimulants
Oz porn

I think I would like to fuck a corpse just for the story.

But what fun is rape unless she's awake and squirming?

Jim Jones was a loser, if he did it right, once he thought it was over he should have reset somewhere else where he and his followers would be able to strike back at his detractors and build up a greater church.

I loved the OS but liked the DC comic book series best, besides it visiting old storylines it would also have characters like M'Ress.

Sexy Straight-jackets

June 24, 2011 10:03 AM  

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