Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Episode 152 - "Okay, you cunts."

PCX reviews Kick-Ass #3 & 4


Blogger XantesFire said...

I still want a crossover involving K and Starhawk. Have them do a movie review. I recommend Boss Nigger.

July 29, 2010 6:42 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I admit it's a brilliant idea but afterwards, how could I ever top that one?

July 29, 2010 8:57 PM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Starhawk likes F cups? What about some F cup cookies?

Kyouki Hara has some F cups

I love natural breasts, but there are some rediculous natural boobs, like Miosotis and Fuko, who is a natural P Cup.

You think this will get StarHawk to actually read the comments?

Who's K?

July 30, 2010 2:52 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Ugh, that just looks ridiculous. Just as ridiculous as the fake ones.
I think overly large breasts make a woman disproportionate.

The female form should be delicate, curvy and perfectly balanced.

And I'm not just saying that because some men have larger breasts than I do...Like Kevin Smith.

July 31, 2010 3:18 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

It's usually about shape for me. If they're flat and sagging, I can't handle it. I need some roundness, some perkiness.

I do seem to love any type of breast (including fake ones) when they're in a bra. Bras hide a lot of the mess and squeeze it into a nice container.

July 31, 2010 9:10 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

I agree, bras are very flattering.
Unless they aren't fitted correctly, they usually make anyone's breasts look better.

Plus they make some really cute ones. My favourite is a black bra with a black lace outerlayer and pink leaves with a butterfly on one side.

I have a feeling we are coming at this topic from different angles though.

July 31, 2010 9:28 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

"K" is the co-host I will not name.

Yeah but the point is to get them out of the bra and then you're stuck with how they really look like. I don't understand the attraction for giant tits, they'll give you a migraine, especially if she slaps you with them.

July 31, 2010 9:47 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

I don't understand your love for BDSM Xantes.

"K" would really hate this conversation. Sure, he respects the overall beauty of women, but other than that, he'd probably vomit.

Courtney, yeah, I don't look at bras for cuteness. I'm looking at if there is any goodness inside; sorry Christina Applegate.

My word verification is "hatized" That's a pretty good one.

July 31, 2010 10:09 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Where have I espoused a love for BDSM?

Cute bras are a good thing, especially if with bows and easy to remove.

My word was "untshole"

July 31, 2010 7:48 PM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

I just took the leasp since you mentioned getting slapped by a large breast.

July 31, 2010 8:03 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

How the hell can that Fuko girl (And I gotta ask on a practical note, how would you even get your arms around her?) have tits like that and not be showing any hint of what have gotta be some massive nipples through that bra? What the hell is it made of, concrete?! On a related note, "overly large" titties are still better than fake ones, which should just be banned outright (and their owners executed for crimes against genuine breastage.) Aside to Christina Applegate, if she's following all this: We're honestly not trying to offend you; we all know you used to be a complete woman.

I was gonna ask why we're picking on Kevin Smith of all people, but then I remembered everything he's done post-Dogma.

I was lucky enough to talk Starhawk into doing these particular 'casts; the odds of him actually doing any more, let alone posting comments here is pretty slim. By the end of this multiparter, we do (indirectly) discuss why his time's at such a premium lately.

And why aren't we naming the podcaster I'll just randomly call "Ingslee the Movie Snob"? What's the worst he's likely to do, bitch and gossip about us?

July 31, 2010 8:33 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

p.s. to Xantes: I just caught up on Tim's blog and saw how much the "K" thing seems to annoy him, so of course now I'm all for it. Carry on.

July 31, 2010 8:49 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Ingslee? who's that?

I meant when girls with big tits get on top, and they shake them in your face, KO's happen.

How many privilege minutes does Starhawk get a month? Send him some cigarettes, I think they can trade other inmates for their minutes.

August 01, 2010 8:20 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

When your breasts are ridiculously huge like that, who knows where the nipples are in that bra.

August 01, 2010 2:04 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, all the better that girls not get, say, rock-hard silicone implants in the first place because those could probably do some real damage if they hit you in the face with them.

Vichus, any bitch with hooters that ginormous should be forced to walk around topless exposing her nipples, anyway; there are some things the public just has a right to know!

August 01, 2010 8:28 PM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Well, Japanese porn does that public humiliation stuff, so there might be a porn with a big titted woman walking around naked in public.

August 01, 2010 8:37 PM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

>>Well, Japanese porn does that public humiliation stuff, so there might be a porn with a big titted woman walking around naked in public.>>

A big tittied woman? In Japan?

August 02, 2010 1:06 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Yes it's true

August 02, 2010 7:50 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Huh. So when you drop a couple of nukes on a country (and apparently it takes a few generations, but) the radiation does eventually cause unexpected mutations.

August 02, 2010 8:05 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

I forgot to correct Xantesfire on this ages ago and I only just remembered now.
Campbell is a Scottish name, not jewish. Don't know where you got that from.

August 03, 2010 8:17 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Did someone say "Scottish"? Courtney, I know you've already seen this but Xantes and Vichus probably haven't and besides, what's funnier than making fun of any country that has the sheer gall not to be America? (I was gonna give Australia a pass, but I can't as long as you guys still have that chick Prime Minister pretending to be in charge. How can some girl possibly run a whole nation? A country isn't a kitchen, after all! I feel sorry for whatever guy's actually doing "her" job for her in secret.)

August 03, 2010 10:17 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Garth Marenghis is on Adult Swim?
I thought you were going to reference the Monty Python sketch about Scottish aliens.

My word verification was 'shiomate'.
Mate? That's sterotyping, mate!

August 03, 2010 10:59 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

And Shiomate sounds sorta like, "Shalom, mate."

Ah, ah, ah, ah, a jew.

It's a nation of about a hundred people. What's the big deal?

August 03, 2010 5:06 PM  
Anonymous THOOM! said...

In one of these Kick Ass episodes, T-Mafia stated that Kingslee is gay.
This is a false and erroneous statement. Kingslee in not gay. He has never stated that he was gay, and has only maintained that he is straight.

T-Mafia's comment was slanderous and he could be sued for it.

August 04, 2010 12:39 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

Her mother is jewish, her name came from her Scottish dad, dumbass!
It's like saying Smythe is a Chinese lastname because I went to school with a girl with that name who was half-Chinese.
Also, you're as annoying as my dad right now!

You Americans and your law-suits.
It doesn't matter if Kingslee's open about his sexuality or not. It's so obvious he's gay or at the very least bisexual.

August 04, 2010 6:15 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Wow, we haven't been attacked/threatened like that since The Comic Book Haters/Peter Rios/DaFixer's Hideout days. Clearly, Podcast X is doing something right! Hey, Tim - Liberace never admitted he was gay either, so what's your point? If I really wanted to make a "false and erroneous statement", I'd say that Kingslee has never publicly drooled over a young man's "sexy, beat-up face" and driven every single person who regularly comments on either of two particular podcasts to frequently mention his (and I won't be bullied out of having an opinion here) highly suspect sexuality. Any court subpoenas may be addressed to "Trenchcoat Mafia", though it'd be a lot more sensible to sue someone who actually has money to win. And thanks for making the U.S. look like a country full of sue-happy pussies to our esteemed ambassador from the land down under. Speaking of whom:

Courtney, Darkplace used to run on Adult Swim over here, anyway. Though before I stopped paying for cable since there's really not much you can't just get for free online, Adult Swim U.S. seemed to have moved on to a format of "three hours of Inu-Yasha every night".

Xantes, at least Neve Campbell sort of admits to being a Jew. After Courtney's army has conquered the world and she's having her lieutenant (Mel Gibson) lining up who's going into the ovens, he won't have to look at her twice, thinking, "But she doesn't look Jewish..."

Oh,no! I just basically called Mel Gibson anti-Semitic! How dare I ever objectively take an overwhelming amount of evidence and come to the only sensible conclusion!

August 04, 2010 9:37 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Peter Rios didn't have to threaten you. He just deletes your threads/comments and is done with you. On to tap dancing in tights!

Adult Swim cares about Anime? Sure, but not like they used to, and I dare you to stay awake to actually confirm the existence of anime on Cartoon Network.

August 04, 2010 10:31 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Hey, you're the one saying it's not a Jewish name just because a couple of Scots go by that name. I just proved it can be a Jewish name. Hitler considered you a Jew if you had anybody Jewish in your lineage atleast 3 generation past. So what's good enough for Hitler should be good enough for an Australian girl, jawol!

Comic Book Haters may have podfaded away. Last episode and blog were back in Decemeber. The Forum keeps becoming inaccesible. You might want to get McTrekkie back for atleast on more episode just to prove he outlasted CBH. And to prove Khan lives.

Kingslee? Kingslee? Why is that name familiar? You mean he's another of Thoom's gay co-hosts? Does "K" know?

August 04, 2010 12:56 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Enlightening conversations, as always...You all have officially turned Courtney into one of the guys--and that's not necessarily a good thing....And, speaking as a "mammary-endowed" woman (all natural--TCM can tell you my size--heh heh), it's not always fun..Back pain and all..But no I wouldn't trade them for anything....However, if I had anything bigger than what I've got now, I'd have to get some lopped off...

BTW, has anyone actually talked about the actual comic on this blog? Ha! Well, as usual, good stuff...And I'm not just saying that b/c TCM told me to comment..

August 04, 2010 3:02 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

This was a Starhawk episode, I don't remember if they even identified what issue they were supposedly talking about.

Just out of curiosity, were you down on your knees when TCM told you to comment?

August 04, 2010 5:11 PM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Vixen? That name is in my memory for some reason...

Please, if you have large natural breasts, do not just cut them up and throw them away. Soleil Moon Fyre did that, and many men still have not forgiven her. This tennis player also had her lovelies massacred.

August 04, 2010 6:09 PM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

>>Hey, Tim - Liberace never admitted he was gay either, so what's your point? (and I won't be bullied out of having an opinion here)>>

You didn't give your opinion. You said "Tim has a gay co-host named Kingslee." As if it were a fact. Slander.

Liberace had a male lover of several years. There is evidence that he is gay. Kingslee however has stated that he is not gay.

And y'all can bet I'd sue someone's ass off if I had a case, a lwayer, and they done me wrong.

August 04, 2010 11:09 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

"Hey, you're the one saying it's not a Jewish name just because a couple of Scots go by that name."

OMG! You are infuriating, the name is undeniabley of Scottish origin. Just as my last name is of Welsh origin. It doesn't matter that there's Indian and Belgium blood in there. My name is still fucking Welsh!

Hmm, Mel Gibson as my Lieutenant?
I should give him a call... [Insert one of those leaked recordings here.]
I take that as a yes! His career is over anyway.

I wouldn't just target Jews, I'd eliminate anyone who believed in any religion. That way society can move out of the dark ages entirely.

Wow, Vixen commented. Maybe she stole someone's computer. Her internet connection sure as hell couldn't handle a site like this!

August 05, 2010 12:28 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Vichus, that's why I used the and/or slash when I said all those guys "attacked/threatened" us; as a ballet dancer or whatever he thinks he is, I'm sure Mr. Rios would consider actual threats and such to be, well, "icky".

Xantes, I dunno who was using Trekkie's name in all those posts after #123, but it does seem at this point the reality bomb Courtney sabotaged the Hall of Shame with did its job after all as far as Trekkie's concerned. Though as #138 proved, you never really know if and when Khan's gonna pop up again.

Vixen, I always tell you to comment! Clearly, you were just offended by Courtney's earlier comment that "large breasts make a woman disproportionate". Don't sue her!

Xantes, I am shocked-- shocked! that you would imagine a scenario with Vixen on her knees as if she'd provide certain services just to get her way. On a completely unrelated note, Vixen does have a couple episodes coming up this year.

Vichus, at least Punky Brewster admits she's horribly mutilated herself (even if she doesn't quite put it in those terms; don't sue me, Punky!) On the other hand, Christina Ricci's once-enormous hooters pretty much vanished overnight, and I think she still claims she never had a reduction.

Tim, there's a mountain of evidence as far as K's sexuality goes and ironically enough, it's all been on your show! And y'know who else denied being gay? J. Edgar Hoover...Rock Hudson...Oscar Fucking Wilde (no, really; during his trial) We're fortunate that in 2010 that there's one infallible question we can use to determine whether a man's gay or not, to wit: "Have you ever seen, or even considered seeing any of the Twilight movies?" (aside to any guy reading this who actually has: I'm not talking about you of course, just all those other guys out there who enjoy shirtless, glowing young men - so don't sic your lawyers on me!)

Courtney, maybe I'm just speaking for myself, but I'd think most Americans wouldn't consider you anything other than just plain "Australian", anyway! Then again, you should have totally played up the "Indian" thing the other week when Tim was basically calling you racist.

Oh, Mel was talking to you on those calls? Well, that explains all the heavy breathing, then.

I wouldn't just target Jews, I'd eliminate anyone who believed in any religion. That way society can move out of the dark ages entirely.

So fucking true. Couldn't agree more.

Yeah, I'm not positive Vixen's not still on dial-up. I don't even know how she's able to type, since her titties must hit the keyboard pretty much constantly.

August 05, 2010 1:08 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Thoom-Yes, but he also have a fruity outlook on life, fact.

Courtney-Sure, it began Scottish, but like many things, the Jews have taken it. Just like the Holocaust. Sure 5 million Jews were killed, but what about the other millions. Records show that half to 2/3 of the victims were non-Jews. Why don't the non-Jewish Gypsies get a homeland?

Courtney-Even the Jedi? How about the Black Brotherhood(it has nothing to do with Thoom or "K" or Vichus, as far as I know) and the Esoteric Order of Dagon.

In ref to Vixen-You mean Podcast XXX episodes or co-hosting on PCX? Hey, now that Courtney can somewhat bear watching anime, how about she and Vixen review some hentai? I suggest Urotsukidoji or La Blue Girl. Too bad, Courtney wouldn't be able to review lolicon, since it's totally illegal down under.

In ref to Vixen kneeling-I meant it as you made her get on her knees and ordered her to do things like comment on the blog.

August 05, 2010 7:33 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Once the truth about Kingslee is exposed, it's gonna be a DOOZY!

Trenchcoat, you're not confusing Christina Ricci with Thora Birch, are you? She of the enormous forehead and well-endowed breasts.

The whole Jewish talk on here is so frightening, I've started to use a permanent marker to my computer screen, redacting all the anti-semetic material.

If Vixen's still stalking this thread, here are some adult manga. Not all of them are porno.

I co-sign Vixen, Trenchcoat and Courtney coming together for a hentai special. You know, if that could possibly be coordinated.

August 05, 2010 12:25 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Man, all I have to do is be deathly ill for a few days (okay, almost a week) and does this place quiet down!

Xantes, as far as Vixen, I meant PCX as there likely won't be another PC3X (the Halley's Comet of podcasts) this year. Not that I'm ruling out the idea of her and Courtney ever reviewing hentai together, if I can get them to. The lolicon legality issue is interesting - I'm sure she'd never look at the stuff outside of review purposes, but I don't see what's stopping Courtney from theoretically downloading lolicon manga if she wants to, as Australia isn't quite China (yet) when it comes to suppressing the flow of media via the Interwebs.

Vichus, I wasn't thinking of Thora Birch at all (who does?), though I won't really bust on her 'cause Ghost World was so fucking awesome.

What anti-Semitic material? I mean, I did hear a rumor (note to Tim: surely you can't sue me for reporting a mere rumor!) that Kingslee's converted to Judaism (in fact, it's further rumored that he eats the flesh of Christian babies!), but...

Vixen's off-the-air response to the idea of Courtney reviewing hentai with her was basically, "Oh, you know she's never gonna do that!", which hopefully CC will take as a challenge.

August 10, 2010 8:40 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Trenchcoat, I know you will call me a liar, but illustrated Japanese pornography does not consist completely of lolicon, and I'd give you a mil if you got those two to even review it with you.

August 10, 2010 9:08 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

And since I'm taking that as a challenge... We're talking Courtney and Vixen reviewing loli manga, right? I mean, not that I'm actually admitting to having such content on my hard drive all set for reviewing in the first place!

August 10, 2010 9:27 AM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

I was walking around the city today when a man tried to get me to sign a petition to stop violence against women in Papa New Guinea.
I of course just kept walking, but I also had to summon every little bit of will-power to stop myself from laughing hysterically. I can't figure out why.
Maybe it's because if bitches are getting beaten they've done something to deserve it. Or perhaps I found it funny that this organisation would bother with such a futile effort in a majorly fucked up country.
I would be like trying to empty water out of a boat as it's sinking, you're not really addressing the hole that is real problem.

Who says I won't review hentai? Challenge accepted!
Although I probably should warn you, I will spend the entire issue in disgust and trying to change the subject, pretty much like what I did in the Empowered comic.

Aww poor TC, and there's nobody to look after him when he's sick!

August 10, 2010 9:59 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


Maybe it's because if bitches are getting beaten they've done something to deserve it.

Y'know, I'm a guy and even I'm in awe of your misogyny sometimes.

I'll let you know what Vixen says about you agreeing to review hentai with her, even though I can already hear her accusing me of somehow "corrupting" you...!

And thank you for the sympathy; it wouldn't have been so bad if I just would've taken some time off from work while I was such a mess but like most people, I save my valuable "sick time" to use on those days when I'm actually fine, but just don't feel like going to work!

August 10, 2010 10:58 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Courtney, no one is saying you wont review hentai. I'm just thinking that maybe an illustrated depiction of two consenting adults getting it on is more digestible than, say, a toddler being fucked up the butt.

August 10, 2010 3:04 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Oh, like I don't recognize that as a passive-aggressive request that we review a book where that happens on every other page!

August 10, 2010 11:04 PM  
Anonymous Courtney said...

"a toddler being fucked up the butt."

4chan mein freund, 4chan.

August 11, 2010 1:36 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Ah, 4chan, the haven for people who like to bathe in feces.

August 11, 2010 9:20 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

I don't understand why he would pretend he was gay and not have an out plan. Like he thought he was gay but then started to fall in love with her and gone straight. He was experimenting.

Batman has used pepper spray, in Year One, I think. Anyway he now uses smoke pellets which impairs vision or makes it hard to breathe or knocks you out.

Funny usually I see monkey ugly girls with black dudes, hmmm.

Not a fair question to ask him, don't all guys get hard looking at their own erection? Right, fellas?

By the way, Vixen, have you ever knocked anyone out with your "mammary-endownments"?

Um, I don't bathe in feces. But I do like 4chan.

September 29, 2011 4:00 PM  

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