Sunday, April 19, 2009
- Comic Book Noise
- Geek Brunch/Retro-cast
- Podcast XXX
- Stacey's Pop Culture Parlour
- The Comic Book Attic
PODCASTS
- THOOM Comics Revue
- 2013/11/21 - Shortbox Showcase and Podcast X
T MAFIA ON GEEK BRUNCH/RETRO-CAST
- 2009/01/29 - Just about everything
- 2013/03/29 - Some Kirby and Albums with Trenchcoat
T MAFIA ON PODCAST XXX
- 2012/09/08 - Nekromantik (1987 film)
- 2012/12/02 - Click Book 2 (part 1 of 4)
- 2012/12/16 - Click Book 2 (part 2 of 4)
- 2012/12/30 - Click Book 2 (part 3 of 4)
- 2013/01/13 - Click Book 2 (part 4 of 4)
- 2013/06/15 - Kitsaku the Letch ep. 1 (2002 OVA)
T MAFIA ON STACEY'S PODCAST PARLOUR
- 2013/05/26 - I Haven't Seen That
T MAFIA ON THE CINEMATIC ATTIC
- 2009/05/25 - Charles Manson Superstar (1989 film)
T MAFIA ON THE COMIC BOOK ATTIC
- 2008/12/28 - 100th episode jamboree
- 2009/01/28 - Bewitched #8
- 2009/02/27 - Superboy V1 #78
- 2009/03/17 - Sugar & Spike #1
- 2012/12/27 - Secret Wars II #5
T MAFIA ON THOOM
- 2008/04/22 - Twisted Tales #5
- 2008/05/02 - The Transformers V1 #13
- 2008/06/10 - The Incredible Hulk V1 #420 (part 1 of 3)
- 2008/06/11 - The Incredible Hulk V1 #420 (part 2 of 3)
- 2008/06/17 - Saturday morning cartoons
- 2008/06/23 - Mantlo - A Life in Comics (part 1 of 2)
- 2008/06/25 - Mantlo - A Life in Comics (part 2 of 2)
- 2008/11/09 - Worst comics ever
- 2008/??/?? - T Mafia vs. Batman
- 2012/08/16 - Howard the Duck V1 #14
- 2012/08/29 - Howard the Duck V1 Annual #1 (part 1 of 2)
- 2012/08/30 - Howard the Duck V1 Annual #1 (part 2 of 2)
- 2012/09/03 - Ultimate X #2
- 2012/09/06 - Howard the Duck V1 #15
- 2012/09/10 - The Big Lie #1
- 2012/09/13 - Howard the Duck V1 #16
- 2012/09/17 - Corporate Crime
- 2012/09/20 - Howard the Duck V1 #17
- 2012/09/28 - Tales to Astonish V1 #42
- 2012/10/22 - The Next Nexus #1
- 2012/10/28 - Elvira's House of Mystery #5
- 2012/10/29 - Infernal Man-Thing #1-3
- 2012/10/31 - Legion of Monsters V1 #1
- 2012/10/31 - Epic Illustrated #29
- 2012/11/07 - Paying for It
- 2012/12/17 - Crazy Magazine #8
- 2012/12/19 - Howard the Duck V1 #19
- 2013/02/11 - Plop! #16
- 2013/02/18 - The Phantom Zone #1
- 2013/03/13 - Sex and affection
- 2013/03/17 - Eerie (Warren) V1 #81
- 2013/03/24 - Injustice: Gods Among Us #2-4
- 2013/03/31 - Crazy Magazine #14
- 2013/04/07 - Batman Incorporated #8
- 2013/04/17 - The Phantom Zone #2
- 2013/05/03 - Love and Rockets - New Stories V3
- 2013/05/12 - Destroyer Duck #1
CLASSIC PCX
- Episode 1 - Podcast Macht Frei
- Episode 2 - Gloria Steinem's Favorite
- Episode 3 - Have You Seen These Children?
- Episode 4 - The Fine Points of the Law
- Episode 5 - No Powers? No Problem!
- Episode 6 - Godcast X
- Episode 7 - Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 8 - Beneath the Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 9 - Pimpadelic Podcast
- Episode 10 - Modcast X
- Episode 11 - Modcast X II
- Episode 12 - Pass the Prozac
- Episode 13 - Podcast X No More!
- Episode 14 - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Wookie Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask
- Episode 15 - Season Finale
- Episode 16 - X Minus One
- Episode 17 - X Minus One II
- Episode 18 - Thanks for the Mammaries
- Episode 19 - Thanks for the Mammaries II
- Episode 20 - Life During Wartime
- Episode 21 - Life During Wartime II
- Episode 22 - Is It Wicked Not to Care?
- Episode 23 - Snakes on a Podcast
- Episode 24 - Gothcast X
- Episode 25 - Hail Satan!
- Episode 26 - Hail Satan! II
- Episode 27 - Voulez Voodoo?
- Episode 28 - Hail Satan! III
- Episode 29 - Bloodsucking Freaks
- Episode 30 - Hail Satan! IV
- Episode 31 - Practical Magic
- Episode 32 - Flesh Feast
- Episode 33 - Podcast Xmas
- Episode 34 - Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
- Episode 35 - Voulez Voodoo? II
- Episode 36 - Pedocast X
- Episode 37 - Back in the USSR
- Episode 38 - No Future
- Episode 39 - Catch-52
- Episode 40 - "The government is NEVER wrong, about ANYTHING!"
- Episode 41 - "You're RUDE and OFFENSIVE, Guy Gardner."
- Episode 42 - "Yes...I'm...uh...due on patrol, anyway!"
- Episode 43 - "Your butt looks big in those giant pants."
- Episode 44 - "No hope at all."
- Episode 45 - "Where the ghost men are."
- Episode 46 - "Can a man DO such a thing?"
- Episode 47 - "Truck."
- Episode 48 - "UNHAND ME, MORTAL!"
- Episode 49 - "So much for that clown!"
- Episode 50 - "Enough of your maudlin self-pity!"
- Episode 51 - "I will suffer your impudence--NO MORE!"
- Episode 52 - One day, in the 30th century, five super-animals frolic through the void...
- Episode 53 - "We may be ANIMALS...but we're too GENTLEMANLY to battle girls!"
- Episode 54 - "Velly clever!"
- Episode 55 - "Dammit, Venom's going to eat him."
- Episode 56 - "Every time I kill someone, I become more like God."
- Episode 57 - "I'm busy bleeding."
- Episode 58 - "Fake volcano too much?"
- Episode 59 - "My powers of seduction are irresistible."
- Episode 60 - "They're STUPID...but DANGEROUS!"
- Episode 61 - "I was just going to use that cucumber to make a salad, honestly."
- Episode 62 - "When I press your lips with mine, my darling, you will know that I am really real!"
- Episode 63 - "Let me clue you IN, Billy Graham--there is no God!"
- Episode 64 - "I will eat my rabbits ALONE!"
- Episode 65 - "Ah don't aim tuh DIE here all trussed up like some blamed Thanksgivin' TURKEY!"
- Episode 66 - "Only through my POWERS OF MIND did I ESCAPE..."
- Episode 67 - "Careful with those thorns, hon."
- Episode 68 - "Now you're a REAL junkie!"
- Episode 69 - "Cut the happy jazz, huh?"
- Episode 70 - The two one-legged girls attract the curious...
- Episode 71 - "?"
- Episode 72 - "By volunteering for this test you've made a remarkable contribution to SPACE MEDICINE."
- Episode 73 - "WAAAUGH"
- Episode 74 - "...and you shall accomplish what lesser men would term MIRACLES."
- Episode 75 - "Tarim's teeth!"
- Episode 76 - "You would prepare HORSE FEED for an earth-pig born?"
- Episode 77 - "NOW what?"
- Episode 78 - "I've heard you're pretty much the Devil incarnate."
- Episode 79 - "And...you are...?"
- Episode 80 - "SUPERGIRL!"
- Episode 81 - "I can be as nasty as I want!"
- Episode 82 - "And who's this ugly little monster?"
- Episode 83 - She had read an article in the ITALIAN EDITION OF VOGUE on FOOT-BINDING IN THE ORIENT which had really struck home with her!
- Episode 84 - And thus was born this WEIRD AVENGRESS OF THE NIGHT!
- Episode 85 - "You see, kids, Tavi will come back and STEP on us, you see."
- Episode 86 - "I KNOW ALL--AND ALL I KNOW, I HATE!"
- Episode 87 - "Have you any IDEA what it's like explaining to people that you're NOT a robot?"
- Episode 88 - "Send me into the dark, and I will live again."
- Episode 89 - "He could cause snowstorms and make little girls grow beards."
- Episode 90 - "Possession by space-ghosts?"
- Episode 91 - "Oh, now THIS is just stupid."
- Episode 92 - "Oooh, that makes me simply FURIOUS!"
- Episode 93 - "We love you, and Jesus does too."
- Episode 94 - "Highway SAFETY films, man!"
- Episode 95 - "Jenifer, NO!"
- Episode 96 - "Your right leg was utterly delightful..."
- Episode 97 - "Mmmm...the WOUND is still FRESH!"
- Episode 98 - "I could be GIRL FRANKENSTEIN."
- Episode 99 - "The fire inside her will be put out!"
- Episode 100 - "PHASE ONE complete."
- Episode 101 - "And who are YOU to swear by Ymir?"
- Episode 102 - "But I'll WARM you--warm you with the FIRE in my OWN BLOOD--"
- Episode 103 - "I tell you, the bird lies!"
- Episode 104 - "THE Mortimer Money?"
- Episode 105 - "Only one of us can be the Lone Ranger."
- Episode 106 - "Does Loch Lomond have bonnie banks?"
- Episode 107 - "This, folks, is SPLEUNKING in STYLE!"
- Episode 108 - "You've flipped your SUNBONNET, man!"
- Episode 109 - "Holy Harkov!"
- Episode 110 - FIN FANG FOOM!
- Episode 111 - "The freedom-loving traitors must be seized and punished!"
- Episode 112 - "They mean the sky-demons from Mars, who hurl long-range, disintegrating super-bombs!"
- Episode 113 - "I'll kill your mother and then find you and I'll cut off one of your furry, tick-ridden legs."
- Episode 114 - "I'm talking new, improved zombies."
- Episode 115 - "Just don't ask where I was when I heard about J.F.K."
- Episode 116 - "In the fast food restaurant of LIFE--Dolores was a CHEESEBURGER DELUXE."
- Episode 117 - "You should have a sign: 'NO ONE UNDER 41 ADMITTED WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT.'"
- Episode 118 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote
- Episode 119 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Episode 120 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 3: Dream Warriors
- Episode 121 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote: The Final Chapter
- Episode 122 - "Surrender, Doctor, and face your Dalek masters."
- Episode 123 - "DETONATE THE REALITY BOMB!"
- Episode 124 - "Feeling no pain..."
- Episode 125 - "We cannot solve our sadness."
- Episode 126 - "So if I did a Nintendo thing called 'Flying Chainsaw Jesus' I'd be rich?"
- Episode 127 - "Score one for the Afro!"
- Episode 128 - "Because I want you to BEG for it, bitch!"
- Episode 129 - "Underneath all this, I'm still the same old CORPSE."
- Episode 130 - "We're crazy superstar mutants!"
- Episode 131 - "Daddy'll take good care of you..."
- Episode 132 - "But she must be at least EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!"
- Episode 133 - It did seem like such a WASTE, though, for the female to EAT the male afterwards.
- Episode 134 - "Besides, I kinda LIKE seeing you get your uppity on, Emp."
- Episode 135 - "That WAS quite badass...!"
- Episode 136 - "Elissa, (SOMEHOW) you accessed OBJECT 524 (verboten, verboten, VERBOTEN)...!"
- Episode 137 - "HMMM."
- Episode 138 - "IIIII II II III IIIII"
- Episode 139 - "Case still open..."
- Episode 140 - LUKE CAGE AIN'T GLEN CAMPBELL.
- Episode 141 - "We're READY for your kind!"
- Episode 142 - "Some baby!"
- Episode 143 - "I'll look the dame over all I pleases!"
- Episode 144 - "Good-bye, cruel world!"
- Episode 145 - She now belonged to another society, another world; a world of pot, LSD and free love.
- Episode 146 - "I just didn't think a DUCK could make me feel that way!"
- Episode 147 - "But if he don't unglue his eyes from yer mammaries, I'll--!"
- "Episode 148 - "Just for once shut up and KISS me, huh?"
- Episode 149 - "My name is MORONICA!"
- Episode 150 - "I didn't do a lot of crime-fighting in those first few weeks."
- Episode 151 - "Let's cut his BALLS off!"
- Episode 152 - "Okay, you cunts."
- Episode 153 - "Knife in the nuts?"
- Episode 154 - "I got Kevlar down to my UNDEROOS, dickhead."
- Episode 155 - "Is that COCAINE?"
- Episode 156 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead
- Episode 157 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 2
- Episode 158 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 3
- Episode 159 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 4
- Episode 160 - "DIRTY JEW!"
- Episode 161 - "Hear them cheer!"
- Episode 162 - Hail Satan! V
- Episode 163 - "Don't faint with gratitude!"
- Episode 164 - "I bestow the BELT!"
- Episode 165 - "I dub thee KARA, the AMAZON PRINCESS!"
41 Comments:
The make up artists for Watchmen were mostly men.
Quentin Tarantino is still awesome.
I don't know what Welcome Back Kotter is, all I know is that it sucked. Really bad.
Courtney
Welcome Back.
Welcome back, Ice.
Wait, what? TCM saying they have to look like women in order to fuck em? It must be Bizarro-TCM.
I blame the painter for not including ethnic people. The area shown in the tv intro where the fictional James Buchanan school is suppose to be is around my neighborhood, and at the time about half the kids were black. So they should show at most 1 out of 10 students to be black.
It was the 70s, Mrs Kotter prepped, hosted and cleaned up after the orgy parties. So she was okay with Gabe feeling up his female students as long as she got to suck on their hairy cunts.
Tim must die.
"Apocalypto" was okay but sort of boring.
What's wrong with "Born in the USA?" It showed how clueless Ronald Reagan was.
Superman assumes that what happened? He was watching his cousin and Wonder Woman fuck around the whole time. Vacation dick, doesn't count.
Courtney:
The make up artists for Watchmen were mostly men.
Which makes sense. After all, the kind of men who'd even have a job like that would never have known the touch of a woman in the first place, let alone how makeup should look on a bitch.
Quentin Tarantino is still awesome.
Yup. I mean, anyone who can get a competent acting job out of the likes of John Travolta must be a genius.
I don't know what Welcome Back Kotter is, all I know is that it sucked. Really bad.
Mostly, yeah. I'd tell you about the clips on YouTube, but then you might foolishly expose yourself to them. Like this scene I mentioned on the show, for example:
http://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=pm9ULeuCqmA
Xantes:
As far as your site update, Courtney really was asking for it this time after dissing Kotter's show like that, after all.
The only thing dumber than the idea of a Welcome Back movie is the idea of casting Ice Cube as Kotter.
As for your revelation of the Kotters' pedophilia, it would be funny if one of the times they opened the show with Julie laughing at one of her husband's jokes, she had a stray pubic hair or two stuck between her teeth.
What'd Tim say that was wrong this time? Not that I disagree that he often says wrong things; in fact, I'm moreso wondering which of the wrong things he said this time out that's making you call for his execution.
1984 really wasn't the time to come out with something like "Born in the USA". By then, Reagan had lulled the monkeymass into a mindless haze way too thorough for their weak little minds to register the actual (sad) story in the lyrics, just the seemingly triumphant chorus (Americans almost never get sarcasm, after all.)
You're probably right about Superman. I mean, if he's only watching his cousin fucking around, it doesn't count as incest.
"Meanwhile, tens of millions of sperm swarm in the air over Metropolis."
Tim put the image of Bea Arthur naked in my head. Slow death is required by law.
See, Mr. Kotter was very open to having sex with his students.
"Meanwhile, tens of millions of sperm swarm in the air over Metropolis."
"Man of Steel/Woman of Kleenex" is still one of the funniest pieces of writing on anything, ever.
Tim put the image of Bea Arthur naked in my head. Slow death is required by law.
You got me. I can't disagree with that one.
See, Mr. Kotter was very open to having sex with his students.
Yup. "Give it to me now!" is a pretty straightforward demand, after all...!
Best part for me in that episode is the principal's look after Kotter say, "give it to me later." He's probably gonna some of that for himself later too.
Tim put the image of Bea Arthur naked in my head. Slow death is required by law.Bea Arthur is HOT.
$10,00 hit on Tim.
Don't act like you guys figured out that Bea Arthur was hot before Wade Wilson did; first member of the fan club!
So, Tim, what was your objection to Kill Bill? Was it too well written or too fun to watch? Yeah, name me an original entertainer. There is no original nothing. Maybe in the first 10 years of film there were originals, but after that, please!
Tarantino is up front about taking his geek and putting it on film. I think if you confronted him for "stealing" he'd say "duh."
I thought that if anything was wrong with "Death Proof" it was fucking Zoe Bell trying to act. I have seen her in "Angel of Death since then, and it's a major improvement over the horrific acting she did in "Death Proof."
Also, I heard the buzz over the final scene, but I wish it was more suspenseful. It was good to have a stunt done "old school" though. Now stuff like "GI Joe" is coming out, with a ton of CGI characters jumping around.
Xantes, disturbingly enough, Tim's not even kidding. On his own show, he just expressed his lust for a couple of other skanks who are, shall we say, "over forty".
Vichus, for me, Zoe Bell falls into the "automatically hot because she has an accent" category (which, of course, only applies to non-ugly bitches; those of advanced age are also excluded, as I don't have a granny fetish like Tim), not to mention that the whole stuntwoman thing (i.e. risking her life just for a paycheck, proving that she's completely insane) is pretty hot, too.
That Zoe Bell is not hot. What's Up with QT and his crushes on ugly bitches?
"Granny Fetish"? I feel I have to compensate for your creepy pedophilia.
I saw Kill before, several times in fact. I saw KB many times as a child in the early 80s, at the Coronet theater, the one around the block that used to play Kung Fu and action flicks. I saw it the few times I've watched anime. I've rented it a few times in the early 80s at seedy video stores. It's a repeat. A Mixtape of QT's favorite Kung Fu amd 70s revenge flicks.
Don't give me that "everything's been done before." Of course, genres, archetypes and the hero's journey has been done a thousand times. So has crime noir, but he managed to put a fresh spin on that with Dogs and Pulp. He just fell short with KB. I still like a lot about those Kill Bill movies though.
Tim, At least I'm not an indiscriminate pedophile. I'm sure your object of lust Bea Arthur, for example, was hideous even as a three-year old girl (back in the Stone Age.)
Zoe Bell is a 5 whose hot accent makes her a 6 and whose even hotter suicidal nature makes her at least a 7.
Zoe Bell is far from a knockout, but I didn't care about her hotness (or lack of it) I cared about the fact that even though she's been a stunt woman forever, none of that acting talent rubbed off.
Oh, BTW, Old Man Tim, most people who saw Kill Bill were either not exposed to kung fu flicks and anime or were too young to experience them. I also think that the old movie references were most obvious out of all the movies he's done.
For me, Tarantino "stealing" is better than fucking George Lucas' "stealing" because there's personality and attitude behind the camera. Do you think you could even stand Kill Bill if you remove Tarantino's dialog.
Yes, I do stand by the theory that everyone's bunch of fucking thieves, but it takes talent to "steal" and then make something your own.
Trenchcoat, what's your e-mail? I need to send you something from the Kick-ass movie
Vichus (and everyone/anyone else, for that matter), I can be e-mailed at podcastx@hotmail.com
Yes, I do stand by the theory that everyone's bunch of fucking thieves, but it takes talent to "steal" and then make something your own.
Yup. I mean, I liked Kamandi the first time around when it was called Planet of the Apes, but Kirby did a hell of a lot more with the whole human-on-a-planet-of-talking-animals premise. Bonus points for his being such an unapologetic "thief" that he put the Statue of Liberty right on the cover of the first issue.
You guys been killed by the swine flu yet?
Courtney
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Thanks for inviting a spammer in, Courtney. Stop being anonymous and get a blogger account or something, anonymous jailbait.
Been busy.
Can M. Sherry be a spammer if he's advertising something that they don't sell anymore? He does have a blog, not much there though.
Well, then troll is more appropriate. Hey, maybe he's a Podcast X listener who jerks off to frankfurters.
Courtney, I don't think the Swine Flu is done wiping out all the Mexicans yet and even after that, it'd still have to (after killing Tim in L.A., of course) cross the whole country before it could wipe out Vichus, Xantes and me. Anyway, it's still preferable to those "crazed ninja kangaroo" attacks you guys have going on.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article5875004.ece
Is it wrong that I almost laughed out loud when I got to the part about the kangaroo brutally killing the pet dog?
As far as the troll obsessed for some reason with phallic meat (I mean, I may not be Freud, but I think we can all safely assume what's up with that!), I'm pretty sure I know who the guilty party is, especially since they're the only person who'd ever think that shtick is actually funny.
That a strange family, or is it normal for an Australian family? The mister thought it was a ninja, the missus thought it was a big possum.
And their son thought hiding behind his teddy bears while screaming is a good tactic. If you're hiding isn't screaming gonna negate that? "...my son was trying to hide behind his little teddies." Was it teddy bears or does the son dress funny for bed?
Actually half the reported cases right now are in New York so Vichus and me will probably have to deal with it first. Good thing I'm stocked up on food and other stuff. As long as the dead do not rise back up I'm okay.
On the good side. Hey, wait a second. I said the hit was on Tim for Bea Arthur, not that the hit was on Bea Arthur for Tim. Oh well, money well spent.
Agreed. Of course, if the hit man had arrived just a little earlier when Tim was still there fucking her, he could have taken them both out.
Ahhh!!, she's dead, stop putting obscene and very unpleasant images involving Bea Arthur in my head.
The dead do not rise, they turn into Mexican swine!
Courtney
Xantes, you still on about Bea Artur? I didn't know it bothered you so much. Please accept my apologyIn the meantime, I am surprise y'all still come here to post. T-Mafia isn't due to put out another PCX for another couple of months.
The dead do not rise, they turn into Mexican swine!
Disturbingly, if this was the premise of an actual horror movie, I'd probably watch it.
T-Mafia isn't due to put out another PCX for another couple of months.
Nah, I'm just back to bi-weekly for now. For some reason, when I release episodes weekly, people's brains snap and they start linking to Photoshop nudes of elderly dead women.
BTW Veeeshus, I don't bother logging in because that bitch in the wheel chair still makes me type that crap.
I miss you TC, when can I Skype you?
Courtney
I only mentioned her recently cause I just found out she had been processed.
Hey, any porch I can hang out on and not be made to feel like I have to watch what I say is a porch for me.
Swine flu symptoms, you can skip straight to 10:00 if you don't want to see the rest.
I don't know who Veeeshus is, but he's smart for wanting you to log in. Who's the bitch in the wheelchair, Oracle?
Courtney, I'll be off work (and hence, presumably online/on Skype in the middle of my night/your day) at some point during "your" Wednesday or Thursday.
Xantes, you just sorta reminded me with that first video, please attack Tim's disturbing Bea Arthur lust when you guys record your 'Mazing Man show!
Vichus - It can't be Oracle, 'cause after all the villains in the DCU gang raped her (sure that happened; DC just forgot to publish the story!), why would they bother putting her back in the chair?
No it's not Oracle, it's the logo next to the word verification down there. Click on her to unleash the sounds of hell.
Just got back from seeing Huge Jackman and Some Mutants AKA Wolverine. And had there not been so much eye candy I would say that this is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen. Then I remembered Spider-Man 3.
It was okay up until The Blob showed up then things got real weird. Like Japanese kind of cheesy. I could even excuse the presence of the Black Eyed Pea's Will.I.Am up until that point.
Oh and they deformed Deadpool. I love him and what did they do? They sealed his mouth closed like in the Matrix, removed his eyelids and made fucking katanas come out of his hands. Plus he was being controlled like a robot by Stryker.
Marvel produced this without Fox. Like Iron Man.
Now how do they go from something so fun to something so weird?
It felt like watching an Ultimate comic.
The director played Anubis in Stargate and he directed Rendition. That's his most notable work, infact that most of his work.
Courtney
Um, I thought this was a Fox movie, just like X3.
Whichever it was, the flick was pretty lame. I mean, funnybook Deadpool rocks 'cause he's such a smartass, so why (literally!) take his mouth away?! Oh, right - if they didn't do that, the mongoloids who put this turkey together would have to write some dialogue that'd actually be smart and/or clever. I was gonna review this on the show, but after subjecting myself to it once already, just the idea of watching this crap again? Uh...no thanks.
I can't wait to see this mess when I meet up with my brother next week!
I hope they make a Deadpool movie to erase all this, and I hope it's not Fox anywhere near it. The X-men movies have just gone down the shitter. What the fuck? Marvel needs to just have their studio do everything, because this is fucked up for them.
I hope that they take a dramatic step with the X-men and just redo the whole thing over. Tell Bryan Singer to stop doing that Superman shit and help x-men to turn the clock back.
I want to direct the Venom and Deadpool movies. Especially Deadpool because Ryan Reynolds is so pretty!
How hard is it to make these damn superhero films?
Courtney
My answer to problems like this used to be, "Just give it to Joss Whedon and he'll fix everything."
Of course, this was before Dollhouse.
But Deadpool isn't suppose to be pretty.
What's wrong with Dollhouse?
Pretty much everything. Well that, plus the fact that they make Eliza Dushku leave all of her clothes on.
The real problem with Dollhouse is a) Alan Tudyk wasn't in every episode and b) the guy who plays Topher IS in every episode. Dollhouse has only had 3 really good episodes.
PCX: The Classics Tour.
No, on the TV show there were a couple of background sweat-hogs.
New Utrecht High School wasn't a slum school, there were still other minorities but the majority was white mostly Italian because that was the neighborhood.
In the 70's, comics were still considered for kids and nerds.
PSA "Bitches, don't get old."
Please, TCM, you were funny. Thoom was a wet blanket.
No, Born in the USA is a great song. Shows that the Republicans are idiots for not understanding the lyrics.
Dude, its his uncle. I would tell my uncle about anyone trying to send him to jail.
The criminal trying to turn himself in is a classic flip ending.
Off panel they stopped off on Les Amazon Island
By the way, Dollhouse was good but they kept messing it up by reining in Whedon. He wanted to do more outrageous, realistic stuff but they would claim over-budget or censor it.
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