Sunday, April 19, 2009

Episode 117 - "You should have a sign: 'NO ONE UNDER 41 ADMITTED WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT.'"

PCX reviews Welcome Back, Kotter #3 (part 2 of 2) & The Brave and the Bold V1 #63


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The make up artists for Watchmen were mostly men.

Quentin Tarantino is still awesome.

I don't know what Welcome Back Kotter is, all I know is that it sucked. Really bad.


April 20, 2009 1:24 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Welcome Back.

Welcome back, Ice.

Wait, what? TCM saying they have to look like women in order to fuck em? It must be Bizarro-TCM.

I blame the painter for not including ethnic people. The area shown in the tv intro where the fictional James Buchanan school is suppose to be is around my neighborhood, and at the time about half the kids were black. So they should show at most 1 out of 10 students to be black.

It was the 70s, Mrs Kotter prepped, hosted and cleaned up after the orgy parties. So she was okay with Gabe feeling up his female students as long as she got to suck on their hairy cunts.

Tim must die.

"Apocalypto" was okay but sort of boring.

What's wrong with "Born in the USA?" It showed how clueless Ronald Reagan was.

Superman assumes that what happened? He was watching his cousin and Wonder Woman fuck around the whole time. Vacation dick, doesn't count.

April 20, 2009 8:53 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


The make up artists for Watchmen were mostly men.

Which makes sense. After all, the kind of men who'd even have a job like that would never have known the touch of a woman in the first place, let alone how makeup should look on a bitch.

Quentin Tarantino is still awesome.

Yup. I mean, anyone who can get a competent acting job out of the likes of John Travolta must be a genius.

I don't know what Welcome Back Kotter is, all I know is that it sucked. Really bad.

Mostly, yeah. I'd tell you about the clips on YouTube, but then you might foolishly expose yourself to them. Like this scene I mentioned on the show, for example:


As far as your site update, Courtney really was asking for it this time after dissing Kotter's show like that, after all.

The only thing dumber than the idea of a Welcome Back movie is the idea of casting Ice Cube as Kotter.

As for your revelation of the Kotters' pedophilia, it would be funny if one of the times they opened the show with Julie laughing at one of her husband's jokes, she had a stray pubic hair or two stuck between her teeth.

What'd Tim say that was wrong this time? Not that I disagree that he often says wrong things; in fact, I'm moreso wondering which of the wrong things he said this time out that's making you call for his execution.

1984 really wasn't the time to come out with something like "Born in the USA". By then, Reagan had lulled the monkeymass into a mindless haze way too thorough for their weak little minds to register the actual (sad) story in the lyrics, just the seemingly triumphant chorus (Americans almost never get sarcasm, after all.)

You're probably right about Superman. I mean, if he's only watching his cousin fucking around, it doesn't count as incest.

April 20, 2009 10:11 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

"Meanwhile, tens of millions of sperm swarm in the air over Metropolis."

Tim put the image of Bea Arthur naked in my head. Slow death is required by law.

See, Mr. Kotter was very open to having sex with his students.

April 21, 2009 8:38 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

"Meanwhile, tens of millions of sperm swarm in the air over Metropolis."

"Man of Steel/Woman of Kleenex" is still one of the funniest pieces of writing on anything, ever.

Tim put the image of Bea Arthur naked in my head. Slow death is required by law.

You got me. I can't disagree with that one.

See, Mr. Kotter was very open to having sex with his students.

Yup. "Give it to me now!" is a pretty straightforward demand, after all...!

April 21, 2009 3:03 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Best part for me in that episode is the principal's look after Kotter say, "give it to me later." He's probably gonna some of that for himself later too.

April 22, 2009 12:43 AM  
Blogger Thoom said...

Tim put the image of Bea Arthur naked in my head. Slow death is required by law.Bea Arthur is HOT.

April 22, 2009 12:46 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

$10,00 hit on Tim.

April 22, 2009 2:58 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Don't act like you guys figured out that Bea Arthur was hot before Wade Wilson did; first member of the fan club!

So, Tim, what was your objection to Kill Bill? Was it too well written or too fun to watch? Yeah, name me an original entertainer. There is no original nothing. Maybe in the first 10 years of film there were originals, but after that, please!

Tarantino is up front about taking his geek and putting it on film. I think if you confronted him for "stealing" he'd say "duh."

I thought that if anything was wrong with "Death Proof" it was fucking Zoe Bell trying to act. I have seen her in "Angel of Death since then, and it's a major improvement over the horrific acting she did in "Death Proof."

Also, I heard the buzz over the final scene, but I wish it was more suspenseful. It was good to have a stunt done "old school" though. Now stuff like "GI Joe" is coming out, with a ton of CGI characters jumping around.

April 22, 2009 7:25 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, disturbingly enough, Tim's not even kidding. On his own show, he just expressed his lust for a couple of other skanks who are, shall we say, "over forty".

Vichus, for me, Zoe Bell falls into the "automatically hot because she has an accent" category (which, of course, only applies to non-ugly bitches; those of advanced age are also excluded, as I don't have a granny fetish like Tim), not to mention that the whole stuntwoman thing (i.e. risking her life just for a paycheck, proving that she's completely insane) is pretty hot, too.

April 22, 2009 11:06 AM  
Blogger Thoom said...

That Zoe Bell is not hot. What's Up with QT and his crushes on ugly bitches?

"Granny Fetish"? I feel I have to compensate for your creepy pedophilia.

April 22, 2009 12:30 PM  
Blogger Thoom said...

I saw Kill before, several times in fact. I saw KB many times as a child in the early 80s, at the Coronet theater, the one around the block that used to play Kung Fu and action flicks. I saw it the few times I've watched anime. I've rented it a few times in the early 80s at seedy video stores. It's a repeat. A Mixtape of QT's favorite Kung Fu amd 70s revenge flicks.

Don't give me that "everything's been done before." Of course, genres, archetypes and the hero's journey has been done a thousand times. So has crime noir, but he managed to put a fresh spin on that with Dogs and Pulp. He just fell short with KB. I still like a lot about those Kill Bill movies though.

April 22, 2009 12:46 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Tim, At least I'm not an indiscriminate pedophile. I'm sure your object of lust Bea Arthur, for example, was hideous even as a three-year old girl (back in the Stone Age.)

Zoe Bell is a 5 whose hot accent makes her a 6 and whose even hotter suicidal nature makes her at least a 7.

April 23, 2009 11:57 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Zoe Bell is far from a knockout, but I didn't care about her hotness (or lack of it) I cared about the fact that even though she's been a stunt woman forever, none of that acting talent rubbed off.

Oh, BTW, Old Man Tim, most people who saw Kill Bill were either not exposed to kung fu flicks and anime or were too young to experience them. I also think that the old movie references were most obvious out of all the movies he's done.

For me, Tarantino "stealing" is better than fucking George Lucas' "stealing" because there's personality and attitude behind the camera. Do you think you could even stand Kill Bill if you remove Tarantino's dialog.

Yes, I do stand by the theory that everyone's bunch of fucking thieves, but it takes talent to "steal" and then make something your own.

Trenchcoat, what's your e-mail? I need to send you something from the Kick-ass movie

April 24, 2009 12:21 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Vichus (and everyone/anyone else, for that matter), I can be e-mailed at

Yes, I do stand by the theory that everyone's bunch of fucking thieves, but it takes talent to "steal" and then make something your own.

Yup. I mean, I liked Kamandi the first time around when it was called Planet of the Apes, but Kirby did a hell of a lot more with the whole human-on-a-planet-of-talking-animals premise. Bonus points for his being such an unapologetic "thief" that he put the Statue of Liberty right on the cover of the first issue.

April 24, 2009 6:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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April 29, 2009 4:42 AM  
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April 29, 2009 6:20 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Thanks for inviting a spammer in, Courtney. Stop being anonymous and get a blogger account or something, anonymous jailbait.

April 29, 2009 8:57 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Been busy.

Can M. Sherry be a spammer if he's advertising something that they don't sell anymore? He does have a blog, not much there though.

April 29, 2009 1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, then troll is more appropriate. Hey, maybe he's a Podcast X listener who jerks off to frankfurters.

April 29, 2009 2:13 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, I don't think the Swine Flu is done wiping out all the Mexicans yet and even after that, it'd still have to (after killing Tim in L.A., of course) cross the whole country before it could wipe out Vichus, Xantes and me. Anyway, it's still preferable to those "crazed ninja kangaroo" attacks you guys have going on.

Is it wrong that I almost laughed out loud when I got to the part about the kangaroo brutally killing the pet dog?

As far as the troll obsessed for some reason with phallic meat (I mean, I may not be Freud, but I think we can all safely assume what's up with that!), I'm pretty sure I know who the guilty party is, especially since they're the only person who'd ever think that shtick is actually funny.

April 29, 2009 3:20 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

That a strange family, or is it normal for an Australian family? The mister thought it was a ninja, the missus thought it was a big possum.
And their son thought hiding behind his teddy bears while screaming is a good tactic. If you're hiding isn't screaming gonna negate that? " son was trying to hide behind his little teddies." Was it teddy bears or does the son dress funny for bed?

Actually half the reported cases right now are in New York so Vichus and me will probably have to deal with it first. Good thing I'm stocked up on food and other stuff. As long as the dead do not rise back up I'm okay.

On the good side. Hey, wait a second. I said the hit was on Tim for Bea Arthur, not that the hit was on Bea Arthur for Tim. Oh well, money well spent.

April 29, 2009 4:34 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Agreed. Of course, if the hit man had arrived just a little earlier when Tim was still there fucking her, he could have taken them both out.

April 29, 2009 4:39 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Ahhh!!, she's dead, stop putting obscene and very unpleasant images involving Bea Arthur in my head.

April 29, 2009 5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dead do not rise, they turn into Mexican swine!


April 29, 2009 10:00 PM  
Blogger Thoom said...

Xantes, you still on about Bea Artur? I didn't know it bothered you so much. Please accept my apologyIn the meantime, I am surprise y'all still come here to post. T-Mafia isn't due to put out another PCX for another couple of months.

April 30, 2009 1:05 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

The dead do not rise, they turn into Mexican swine!

Disturbingly, if this was the premise of an actual horror movie, I'd probably watch it.

T-Mafia isn't due to put out another PCX for another couple of months.

Nah, I'm just back to bi-weekly for now. For some reason, when I release episodes weekly, people's brains snap and they start linking to Photoshop nudes of elderly dead women.

April 30, 2009 1:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW Veeeshus, I don't bother logging in because that bitch in the wheel chair still makes me type that crap.

I miss you TC, when can I Skype you?


April 30, 2009 7:44 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I only mentioned her recently cause I just found out she had been processed.

Hey, any porch I can hang out on and not be made to feel like I have to watch what I say is a porch for me.

Swine flu symptoms, you can skip straight to 10:00 if you don't want to see the rest.

April 30, 2009 7:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know who Veeeshus is, but he's smart for wanting you to log in. Who's the bitch in the wheelchair, Oracle?

May 01, 2009 5:09 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, I'll be off work (and hence, presumably online/on Skype in the middle of my night/your day) at some point during "your" Wednesday or Thursday.

Xantes, you just sorta reminded me with that first video, please attack Tim's disturbing Bea Arthur lust when you guys record your 'Mazing Man show!

Vichus - It can't be Oracle, 'cause after all the villains in the DCU gang raped her (sure that happened; DC just forgot to publish the story!), why would they bother putting her back in the chair?

May 01, 2009 7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No it's not Oracle, it's the logo next to the word verification down there. Click on her to unleash the sounds of hell.

Just got back from seeing Huge Jackman and Some Mutants AKA Wolverine. And had there not been so much eye candy I would say that this is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen. Then I remembered Spider-Man 3.

It was okay up until The Blob showed up then things got real weird. Like Japanese kind of cheesy. I could even excuse the presence of the Black Eyed Pea's Will.I.Am up until that point.

Oh and they deformed Deadpool. I love him and what did they do? They sealed his mouth closed like in the Matrix, removed his eyelids and made fucking katanas come out of his hands. Plus he was being controlled like a robot by Stryker.

Marvel produced this without Fox. Like Iron Man.
Now how do they go from something so fun to something so weird?
It felt like watching an Ultimate comic.

The director played Anubis in Stargate and he directed Rendition. That's his most notable work, infact that most of his work.


May 02, 2009 7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, I thought this was a Fox movie, just like X3.

May 02, 2009 7:46 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Whichever it was, the flick was pretty lame. I mean, funnybook Deadpool rocks 'cause he's such a smartass, so why (literally!) take his mouth away?! Oh, right - if they didn't do that, the mongoloids who put this turkey together would have to write some dialogue that'd actually be smart and/or clever. I was gonna review this on the show, but after subjecting myself to it once already, just the idea of watching this crap again? thanks.

May 02, 2009 6:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't wait to see this mess when I meet up with my brother next week!

I hope they make a Deadpool movie to erase all this, and I hope it's not Fox anywhere near it. The X-men movies have just gone down the shitter. What the fuck? Marvel needs to just have their studio do everything, because this is fucked up for them.

I hope that they take a dramatic step with the X-men and just redo the whole thing over. Tell Bryan Singer to stop doing that Superman shit and help x-men to turn the clock back.

May 02, 2009 6:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to direct the Venom and Deadpool movies. Especially Deadpool because Ryan Reynolds is so pretty!

How hard is it to make these damn superhero films?


May 03, 2009 12:52 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

My answer to problems like this used to be, "Just give it to Joss Whedon and he'll fix everything."

Of course, this was before Dollhouse.

May 03, 2009 7:14 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

But Deadpool isn't suppose to be pretty.

What's wrong with Dollhouse?

May 03, 2009 7:24 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Pretty much everything. Well that, plus the fact that they make Eliza Dushku leave all of her clothes on.

May 03, 2009 8:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real problem with Dollhouse is a) Alan Tudyk wasn't in every episode and b) the guy who plays Topher IS in every episode. Dollhouse has only had 3 really good episodes.

May 03, 2009 9:36 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

No, on the TV show there were a couple of background sweat-hogs.

New Utrecht High School wasn't a slum school, there were still other minorities but the majority was white mostly Italian because that was the neighborhood.

In the 70's, comics were still considered for kids and nerds.

PSA "Bitches, don't get old."

Please, TCM, you were funny. Thoom was a wet blanket.

No, Born in the USA is a great song. Shows that the Republicans are idiots for not understanding the lyrics.

Dude, its his uncle. I would tell my uncle about anyone trying to send him to jail.

The criminal trying to turn himself in is a classic flip ending.

Off panel they stopped off on Les Amazon Island

By the way, Dollhouse was good but they kept messing it up by reining in Whedon. He wanted to do more outrageous, realistic stuff but they would claim over-budget or censor it.

August 22, 2011 1:04 PM  

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