Sunday, April 27, 2008

Episode 83 - She had read an article in the ITALIAN EDITION OF VOGUE on FOOT-BINDING IN THE ORIENT which had really struck home with her!

PCX reviews glamourpuss #1
(part 1 of 2)


Blogger XantesFire said...

OOOweee. This is the first comic book that after hearing the PCX review I didn't feel like going out to get. I do feel like getting Andy Capp since you mentioned it (Wife beating, drinking and snookers, sigh, for the days when that was acceptable living.)
Seriously, from what it sounds like, MC Trekkie is right, this is Dave Sim masturbating.

April 28, 2008 9:50 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

It's pretty self-indulgent, yeah; but then again, so's this review.

As to Courtney's joke (from last ep's thread since I forgot you asked about it): just Google "grandmother", "knickers" and "prawn".

April 28, 2008 7:47 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Damn, the web has so desensitized me. Joke was so and so. Years ago I think I would have had swallowed back my vomit. In fact I think another podcast I listen to reported awhile back about a grandmother getting oral from her preteen granddaughter when babysitting. "Florida! Our most fucked up state."

April 28, 2008 9:28 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Well, Florida is down South. They like to, shall we say, "keep it in the family" down there.

April 30, 2008 12:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

izHa! Even when I'm not there you can't help but talk about me!

Working on the Podcast X logo, we've aready got a flag!

You can read comics in store there? Over here they're wrapped in plastic, so you just have to guess if it's worth buying.

Who's in the podcast after part 2?

May 01, 2008 1:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck, part of the word verification was at the beginning of that message. Fuck you for screwing everything up Blogspot.


May 01, 2008 1:41 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...


depends on which store and their attitude towards you. Been in stores where you can wipe your ass on the comics and it's okay. Some don't want you touching the comic even in the plastic until after you have paid for them. Been to a few stores where if you're not sure you want to buy it, they'll let you take it out and look at it.

I sorta figure before the internet T Mafia was the kid they would kick out of comic stores contantly cause he didn't understand what, "hey, this ain't no lieberry." meant.

Thought "Izha"" was australia for "Huzzah!"

May 01, 2008 3:57 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


I would've just assumed "izHa!" was some bizarre new greeting you'd come up with.

It's a given that if no one else would, "Kid Mission" was definitely gonna mention you (btw,thanks to Timmy THOOM for providing that clip, as I guess KM hates me too much to contact me directly.)

As to #85's co-host, all I'm saying is that it's been a lonnng time since this person has hosted an episode of PCX with me.

If we ever do the clock/coffee mug/mouse pad thing, I'm sure a you-created logo would be more tasteful than anything I'd come up with. Hmm...what would I do? Ooh, I could just scan the original photo on the Scorpions' Virgin Killer LP cover and slap "Podcast X" on top of it! (Okay, the fact that I even thought of that is proof this is probably a job best left to yourself.)


You're exactly right about my comics store reading habits. Hell, I'll go through the bagged back issues and open the bags to check out the books. In my defense, there's no sign or anything saying you can't! Also, fuck that store. If they let their damn cat walk on top of those open longboxes, they can't care all that much about their merchandise, now can they?

Also, they never fail to check any backpack or whatever that I may be carrying with me, and I haven't stolen anything from them in years.

May 01, 2008 8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I've got a basic template for the logo. What (3) colours do you think suit this podcast?
I was orignally going to do black, white and red, like the nazis.
But realised that it's such an over used colour scheme, from Coca Cola to Spawn and the White Stripes everyone's used it.


May 01, 2008 9:00 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I knew there was a reason I felt compelled to check this thread again today! I think your first impulse was right on target with the red, white and black. When I think "Coke" or "White Stripes", I just picture red and white (clearly it's black as the third color that makes something evil.) Of course you're the actual artist here, so I pretty much trust that whatever colors you wind up choosing will turn out to have been the best ones all along.

May 01, 2008 9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here it is:

Also...What are you wearing?

And why are you not on Skype. Oh god I'm so lonely!

I think that's enough sugar for me tonight.


May 01, 2008 9:43 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...


The Logo looks ok, but you forgot the aborted vagina parasites and the tied up, victimized preteen girls.

T Mafia,

Yeah, what's up with cats and comic stores? Once I was looking for a certain issue of All Star Squadron(yeah, I was a strange geek), couldn't find it anywhere. One day I found it in a misc box. The upper half was glowing, I heard the Indiana Jones theme. Proudly I pull it out, but then I saw the bottom half had been chewed on. The owner's cat had a bad habit of chewing corners. She thought it was cute. I laughed when I heard 2 long boxes fell on the cat and it got a skull fraction. It was a slow cat afterwards.

I need to start my own podcast so I can corrupt innocent young females.

May 01, 2008 8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicks dig podcasters.

The logo is meant to be simple, so simple that you could draw it with your opposite hand.
I can imagine that going on merchandise.
When I go to Tafe I'll photoshop a variety of different colour schemes.
Red background, black square around the 'P' and the rest will be white and/or blue.

Cats in comic book stores? What devilry is this?!


May 01, 2008 10:03 PM  
Anonymous SatanicMuffin said...

First off, I gotta get this out of the way...
Don't you let these guys get you down. I heard you on the podcast with your sexy voice baby. uhhyea!
Just because you have a mutated pig clit graphed onto your inverted-penis-vagina, doesn't mean your any less of a woman.

now that that's out of the way...

"Florida! Our most fucked up state." That sounds like a comment that only some sort of freak would make. I'm inclined to agree of course; even though your the type who probably enjoys listening to songs about shaking babes and shit. So your lucky I approve.

Speaking of babies. Courtney's right, The most appropriate colors for Podcast X would probably be red, white, and black. I mean they are the colors that jump out at you the most when looking at an aborted vagina monster. (other than the bluish-purple veiny bits of course) But those are usually the first to get eaten sadly enough :(

May 01, 2008 10:58 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...


What could be more simple than rounding up a few preteen girls, getting them naked, tying them up, victimizing them(video tape this part) and then take pix to photoshop the logo onto? Just have a slumber party and take turns victimizing each other. I want a mouse pad of the best look of pain.


Yes, I have recently become a sideshow freak. Songs about shaken babies and shit, I don't think so. Oh wait, okay, sing it to me if it's a short one. Warn me if it's by Linda Finkle.

May 02, 2008 8:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Xantesfire, you so crazy!


May 02, 2008 10:49 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...


What? Oh right. You're not a preteen. You're a teen. Well I guess we can just use victimized teens, or can T Mafia order abducted preteens for the photoshoot?

May 02, 2008 11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of All, you all are sick.

Second, if you have to hear more T-Mafia, go to

Episodes one and five of Thoom! feature the pedophiliac comic book podcast host reveiewing Twisted Tales #5(1983) and Transformers #13(1986)

The week of May 11: T-Mafia and Timmy Thoom review some "christian" comics on Jesus Freak week.


Somebody Who Isnt Timmy Thoom, Because He Would Never Participate In Such Shameless Self Promotion.

May 02, 2008 1:30 PM  
Anonymous SatanicMuffin said...

Well it's not so much a song as a bunch of sound clips set to ACDC's shake it all night long song. But I probably wouldn't try to sing it anyways....

"Not Thoom",
Podcast X and Christian comix. I can only see good things coming out of that. And by good I mean very very bad, but in a good way. If memory serves I believe I came across a comic titled God's Smuggler about some dude who smuggles bibles into the the communist bloc at the time.
(I just looked it up and yes I was right) Apparently
has a bunch already for free on pdf so you don't have to bother DLing them. I'm sure they figured no one would buy them anyway now-a-days.
... oh look here's an interesting x-ian comic title Hansi the Girl Who Loved The Swastika ....

May 03, 2008 2:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, guess what I found in Google:
These asshats stole our name!


May 03, 2008 6:26 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Before I say anything else, a moment of silence for that poor 4 year old, blue eyed, blonde, british girl, Madeleine McCann, who was abducted one year ago in Portuguese.


Okay with that out of the way, does anyone knows where Madeleine is and is she available for the victimized preteen photoshoot? I'm willing to donate any Youngblood comics I have and a used 2008 NYC Comiccon pass to get her on the shoot. And if she's unwilling to do anal shots, I'll throw in my Shadowhawks. And by unwilling I mean she's unwilling, we willing.


Religion, as I've said before, is like drugs, but not as interesting. They know they won't sell Jesu comics, so they give them away. give them out to a hundred people and maybe 10 will come to church. And those people will give money to the churches. It's a ludicrous profit generating business. And it's tax free. (Damn, I should have become a preacher.) That's why they give away bibles by the ton. I get a new one almost every year.

Somebody Who Isnt Timmy Thoom,

How did you know I have a cough? Or... did you make me sick? I call witchcraft!
Gonna listen to the Thoomcast and comment later.


Shhh. if you check the dates on the sites and itunes, they might have started a few months earlier.

May 03, 2008 10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're still better than them.


May 04, 2008 12:07 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Okay, guess I'll put up the new episode; lemme just check the old comments...whoa! Holy fuck, you guys have been busy!


I like the logo (bonus points for it having been, or at least looking like it's been hand-drawn; this is the difference between people who really are artists/graphic designers and those who may have mastered a few computer programs, but give them a pencil/pen/marker/etc. and you can watch their eyes slowly cloud over in dazed confusion.) Looking forward to the color version(s) of it.

I know I should probably tell you to lay off the sugar but I'm guessing it was the sweet stuff or a like stimulant that made you piss off everybody on that Star Wars board again, which was pretty funny. I especially liked the response someone had where they complained, "How dare a little sixteen-year-old girl call us immature?!" kinda proving your point.

I'm trying to be disciplined for once and not Skyping, IMing (okay, that I don't really do anyway) or even answering the phone (though I am periodically checking e-mail and show comments, obviously) until I achieve my long-sought goal of getting to where I'll always have the following episode of PCX ready to go once I've put one up on here. I think the eps suffer when I frantically slap them together at the last possible moment. On a related matter, #85 probably won't go up 'til 4/18 but in the meantime:

It's not PCX but as not-Tim mentioned, I finally reviewed a Transformers comic (THOOM! #5) as you suggested even if it took us over a half hour of airtime to remember that's what we were supposed to be doing. You'll be happy to know I couldn't think of a way to work any talk of animal cruelty into this one. Also, in lieu of new PCX, apparently I'm in a couple THOOM!s next week as well.

I came across the fake Podcast X when I was considering getting a real domain name; true, it looks like they started posting (12/05) a few months before us (3/06), but apparently three years later have yet to put out their proper "debut episode". Cybersquatting at its finest, that.


I too bear the shame of having read All-Star Squadron, but in my defense-- Ah, fuck it; there's no defense.

Why photoshop the logo onto the preteen girls when we can get them to finger-paint it on each other? I'll have to supervise personally, of course. Madeleine McCann is welcome to participate but honestly, the little bitch looks like a damn Gelfling.


On the subject of eating freshly aborted vagina monsters, as with anything else, I'm sure the skin is the tastiest part.

That xtian comics site is great, isn't it? Hell, I bet the mackerel snappers' Nazi pope jacks off to the Hansi comic on a nightly basis.


First of all, you all are sick.
Second, to hear more...

Ha! As a certain real-life super villain is prone to say, 'Nuff said!

May 04, 2008 5:28 AM  
Anonymous Not thoom said...

Satanic Muffin:

God's Smuggler and Hansi were both considered for Jesus Freak Week but didn't make the cut.

However comics from each of those respective companies (JTC and Spire) were chosen to be reviewed.

Thoom probably hopes to do another Holy Roller Week in which he recaps Hansi and some newer titles.

i'm sure thoom would thank you and is looking forward to your comments on the thoom board.

May 04, 2008 1:37 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

T Mafia,

I googled Gelfing, and for some reason I can't quite elaborate, I would think they would be good at giving blowjobs.

Xtians? Christians! Xmas? Christmas! Xrays? Christrays! If "X" means "Christ", therefore X-men means Christ-men. Have I been reading about jesus freaks all this time? And they hide it so well, they seemed so pro-evolution.
I see it now, a blonde rich white boy with wings and flies named Angel, so obvious.
Wait, those Xtians are even more devious that I realized, I am ChristantesFire. NOOOO!! And you! You're Pod Cast Christ?! Damn missionaires, all over the place.

May 04, 2008 9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no recollection of ever starting that thread. But damn, I create some awesome shit when I'm in a stupid frame of mind.


May 05, 2008 12:42 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

I had to go off schedule because I just found out I can get the lost episodes from And I was also doing a few PCXXX.

My comic book guy at the time gave me glamourpuss #1, never read it.

I'm still hoping for PCX mugs and Courtney plushies.

Really? Now you're considering a tracer an artist? A bit Thoomistic.

Concentration camp victims, bet they would suck smegma of my cock for the nutrition value.

Guess you would have to get them at the right point. Not too soon where they might misbehave and not too late that they would start losing their muscle tone.

Girl with tongue split.

Oh comic strips can't do what the old ones did, so onto webcomics.

Ann Nocenti was for fluff comics like Longshot, but she supposedly did political stuff in Daredevil. She was sure yummy back then.

Hmmm, are you sure TCM isn't a secret Jew?

He could have done what some independents did, put their characters in future space.

I've only been regularly commenting since 76. Episode 76, not the year.

July 16, 2011 11:43 AM  

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