Monday, July 07, 2008

Episode 90 - "Possession by space-ghosts?"

PCX reviews Hellboy V5: Conqueror Worm
(part 3 of 4)


Blogger XantesFire said...

As a BRPD admin you should know Hellboy can't file a report as "Mission Unaccomplished: 'Ghosts said to go home. It's a trap.' So I came home."

Rasputin's death is remarkably exaggerated. Checking some info (wiki and I also saw a History channel doc on Ras, long time ago), it appears that the men who killed Rasputin were so incompetant at killing that I wouldn't have them boil lobsters for me.

Morgan Le Fay lived during the time of knights. I'm sure Doom isn't the first guy she fucked who didn't take off his headgear.

Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi

Gaz turns me on in a weird I-wish-I-was-her-older-smarter-brother-way.


Transformers the movie was cool til the moment they decided to get rid of the big John Wayne red, blue and white semi-truck for a pink and yellow french winnebago.

What do they do with the Hellboy's horn clippings anyway?

What's up with bisexual australian girls and their wanting to kill their mothers?

July 08, 2008 12:57 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Although if Hellboy filed a report like that it would be pretty funny, though.

Also always good for a laugh are incompetent assassins (so these guys were like that one dude in Mulholland Drive, huh? Got it.)

It's ironic that Marvel's Le Fey fucks hideous dudes in masks, whereas DC's version of Le Fey is so hideous she wears a mask herself.

I'll probably eventually watch the Transformers movie, but I'm still gonna put that day off as long as I can.

And I think they grind down Hellboy's discarded horn clippings into powder, which they then smoke. Because if demon horn doesn't get you high, what will?

It's funny, I never realized til your last comment how similar Courtney is to Kate Winslet's character in Heavenly Creatures (even though CC herself claims she's not bisexual!)

July 08, 2008 8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, I what?

And TC and I have to have a movie marathon in which we watch Hellboy and Transformers.


July 08, 2008 10:15 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Wasn't it in part one of this show that Courtney said something along the lines of she's not bisexual only cause she hasn't tried it yet and she figures she'd try it soon enough? Baby lesbians are so cute.

July 09, 2008 8:23 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


Transformers would have to be first, just so I could get the horrible experience of watching a (shudder) Michael Bay movie out of the way.


You've just given me an excuse to type the following, since I seem to get a lot of Google hits off phrases like this:

"Hot Baby-on-Baby Lesbian Action".

July 09, 2008 8:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Xantesfire, you just imagined that, you sicko.


July 10, 2008 5:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dudes, I want to draw but I can't think of anything. Give me ideas.


July 12, 2008 12:14 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Draw some girl on girl love.

And I prefer the term pervert. "Sicko" seems like I'm being told off by an old man.

Now I have to go back and check the past episodes for lez loving. Thinking it might actually be the Tankgirl epis.

Oh wait, demon girl on vampire girl on werewolf girl love. And really young, remember, baby lesbians are so cute.

July 12, 2008 11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm never talking to you ever again.


July 13, 2008 1:44 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Why not?

July 13, 2008 8:46 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


Anyway Courtney, howbout the Silver Saviour in heated battle against Hellboy and the Powerpuff Girls with Emo Galactus looming above them all?

That, or a sorcerous battle between Alan Moore and the combined magical might of Zatanna and Dr. Doom, with Glycon framing the picture.

July 13, 2008 7:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good ideas!


July 13, 2008 11:43 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

I always figured in the future there would be no such thing as out of print. Even now they are testing a machine to print out complete books per request at a book store. All they gotta do now is be able to do it in color. Then there's the E-readers. So unless they are the really old ones, comics will become worthless.

Women are bigger sluts than they are given credit for. According to DNA studies-1 out of 4 kids aren't the husbands.

I loved Samurai Jack but the long scenes of inactivity or uninteresting activity used to put me to sleep. And he kills noone. Well robots, but they don't count.

H.P. Lovecraft would have loved Nazis with all their secret magic stuff.

The frog people are the next step in human evolution IF the evil force have their way.

Courtney, what did you end up drawing?

Ah, baby lesbians. Those were the days.

July 28, 2011 7:36 AM  

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