Episode 135 - "That WAS quite badass...!"
PCX reviews Empowered V5(part 2 of 4)
Sunday, November 29, 2009
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70 Comments:
I hope to be responsible for what ever happens December 21st 2012.
Why do you want to be responsible for the launching of 12 American nuclear missiles which will spark a nuclear war and cause the end of podcasts as we know them and the world. Which will be launched by 20 born again nuke missiles launch button pushers, pushing the button because they believed the sign to end of the world was the "Virgin" Mary's pussy appearing on 21 pieces of spermed on moldy toast as per Ted Haggard, reformed gay. Who made this prediction while zonked out on meth and practicing/testing his non-gayness by not touching the naked male prostitute sitting on his stomach while the male prostitute masturbated onto a loaf of bread.
We must stop the moldy toast.
Uh...No.
You don't want to stop the moldy toast? Are you pro moldy toast? I feel so betrayed. Why? Wait! I know! You want the apocalypse to happen. So you can drive around in a tank and have sex with mutated kangaroos. You aussies are all alike.
Doom? Not deformed? Hellboy? Big stone arm.
Have you met Brother Blood? He bathes in blood to keep him young.
You would ban Clockwork Orange?
Anne Frank's Disney animal friends? Roaches, rats, they gotta have a sad scene where someone at the concentration camp eats her rat friend.
Egyptians didn't have jews as slaves as they show in 10 commandments, history shows that the pyramids were made not by slaves but by highly skilled workers. They just exaggerated. If Moses freed some jews it was from a contract dispute not from slavery. Moses was a union man.
If you go on youtube, how about you video the page you're reading or have stick figures talking.
As long as the religious don't take over the future and science prevails there will come a time in the far future where humanity has become immortal, conquered time and space, they will look back to the past. They will dig up the recent dead and resurrect them because it would be unfair that they just died and missed immortality. Then they will resurrect their parents and uncles and aunts and grandparents and so on and so on. As they resurrect further into the past they may have to travel back in order to grab the body and replace it with a simubod. My nephews will probably resurrect me. And then I will resurrect Thoom and try to explain Pinguin to him again.
Teenage girls do use "unnerving," of course to my experience they usually were referring to me.
Censoring Dark Horse? I didn't understand the concept. They weren't comic coded.
Jack Black suffers from "people think he's funny", sure to a point he acts funny and delivers his lines funny. Note- deliver his lines funny, that someone else wrote. Let him loose and he fails.
Freckles. Yum. They must not die out.
Underwear and...? Could you? See that's what you need to video.
But the moldy toast must be stopped.
Courtney, oh yeah, the 2012 thing. Didn't we already go through all this back in 2000?
And Xantes, a simple Google search for "moldy toast" produces a whopping 612,000 results; which, if you subtract a random number like say, 610,988 from it equals...OMG, 2012! It's a sign!
I think Courtney said one time she'd have to make Doom keep his mask on. Which is actually understandable; I'm sure Tony Stark always made Madame Masque keep her mask on, too. Then again, I dunno; Stark's kind of a freak.
As long as they were eating rats, they should have had a concentation camp Jew around to eat that annoying rat character in Charlotte's Web. Almost ruined the whole cartoon.
You know, you're really gonna upset the Art Bell crowd by claiming the pyramids weren't actually built by space aliens.
If 2012 isn't the apocalypse, you and Tim are probably destined to divide humanity into opposing pro- and anti-Pinguin camps that will inevitably destroy each other.
Yeah, I really don't get the voluntary censorship in Empowered; maybe they think all the crossed-out curse words are funny or clever or something?
Black was tolerable in High Fidelity, anyway. Which just proves that less is more where he's concerned.
You know Courtney's never gonna do it, but why some young chick somewhere hasn't started a video podcast where she'd always be in her bra and panties, I have no idea; you know she'd have every male viewer's complete attention - I mean, we wouldn't be listening to anything she'd be saying, but...
Heh, I can imagine it now. Girl does a Youtube series of herself in her underwear reading out essays on complex theories on mathematics and physics.
Who said space aliens weren't involved? They're union members too.
Yes, and it also proves if Black reads lines written by someone else besides himself, it's funny.
There are sites where you can watch a girl walk around in her underwear but they are usually paysite. The free ones basically collapse in the early 2000's cause they didn't keep kids out, too many pushy guys, maintaining a free site is expensive, etc.
They seem to have plenty of youtube videos of girls in their underwear pretending to read to themselves but they all seem to be spam. So why don't you carve yourself a little niche? But do it your way, read serial killer biographies. And offer commentary on what they did wrong or right.
That would the best video 'cast ever. Hopefully, some chick just twisted enough to actually do that will come across this and be like, "Hmmm..."
Kids can't even watch a girl walk around in her underwear? Is nude better, then? They could all say they're aspiring artists and they need live (young, hot, shapely) models to work from to really master the human form. I mean, male art students have been successfully pulling off that scam forever.
From drawing nude models I'm pretty unphased by seeing naked people.
I actually find it funny when they blur things on TV. Think about it, what they're covering up is just another part of the body.
Hmm, a Youtube series where I review the careers of serial killers. I like it.
But you have to do the reviews in your underwear. And no closeups so we can't see anything besides your head.
Censoring of the human body is done by those embarrassed by their own bodies and/or because their retarded unemployed sons can't control themselves in public when naked women walk around. So they put it in the bible and figure it'll make sense.
Seriously, Adam, Eve and god are the only people in Eden, so why would you have an adversity to being nude after you ate the fruit of knowledge of good and evil? They felt shameful of being nude? Why? I don't get it. Unless god gave himself a humongous whale cock and Adam only had 3 inches. But still he already seen it, he has blueprints of it. And he's god so he can have a whale cock if he wants one. More like the fruit of stupidity.
Courtney, what's really funny is when they blur body parts on TV, all they're doing is making sure you're paying attention to what they're not showing you.
Xantes, I was gonna ask you if "The Naked News" was still around, but then I just looked myself and apparently they're celebrating their tenth anniversary.
And since God is a self-confessed "jealous god", you know he wouldn't have given Adam much to work with. He probably gave Eve, on the other hand, at least a pair of humongous double D titties.
Naked News got boring quick, a girl who won't shut up about politics while undressing, why is it still around. I'm not a sports fan but I can understand atleast why their sportscasters still being around. A girl calling out sport scores while undressing, probably their ideal woman. And it lessen the blow when their team loses, constantly.
Course I don't get why Bikini News ended, they were cute, quirky, pychotic. I miss Jen and Mary.
And "cute, quirky and psychotic" pretty much describes the ideal woman. I'm guessing most guys have become so jaded by all the naked bitches online that bikinis just don't cut it anymore.
As far as the Naked News sports girl, I wouldn't mind, say, a naked baseball show hosted by a hot chick wearing nothing but a Phillies cap.
Psychotic, really?
That usually involves obsessive behaviour, eg Fatal Attraction.
On a completely unrelated note, why are zombies so popular right now? I've been watching Evil Dead, Deadset and Zombieland recently and I love them, but I cannot explain why.
They're just popular now because a bunch of better than usual zombie movies, books, games and podcasts have come out the past few years. Mostly by fans.
How about we review one of the Evil Dead comics? They have a Re-Animator crossover and a Marvel Zombies one.
And then there will be a Shawn of the Dead one when I get around to drawing it.
I suggest this mostly because for the header picture I could do a rule 63 cosplay of Ash. Torn shirt and all!
Which is the perfect point to mention (since you made me look it up!) that psychosis is characterized by "impaired contact with reality". Which, if it helps young girls find reasons to tear open their shirts, can only be a good thing.
I'm guessing zombies have been hot the past few years mostly because the (overrated) Dawn of the Dead remake made a shitload of money, and kicked the whole trend off. Of course as a horror fan, I'm hardly complaining.
I have no idea what "rule 63" is (though I hope it means "as revealing as possible") although just by promising to take a picture of yourself in a torn shirt in the first place, you've guaranteed yourself an e-mail continuing these negotiations (Oh, and as an aside to any feminists out there: Aren't you bitches all ashamed of yourselves? This girl's only seventeen, and she already accepts how the real world works.)
Rule 63 is one of the many Internet rules. It states that for every character a version of the opposite gender exists.
Oh and we've got to get around to getting Linkara on the show sometime. I figure it wouldn't be impossible to get all three of us online at the same time.
Courtney, thanks. Not only is rule 63 true but if there's ever a case where it isn't true, you cosplayer types eventually take care of it.
And Linkara's the one who said he was too busy; then again, maybe he'll change his mind about doing the show once he sees your "torn shirt" picture.
Rule 63
Dawn of the Dead inspired the running zombies, I think it was actually Resident Evil (2002) that pushed the zombies into the main stream again.
Torn shirt? Then you'll be recreating this scene?
Linkara? I thought I heard bridges burning on Thoom.
I like that poster!
For the Hell of it and because I have way too much time on my hands I decided to make a collage of all the fictional characters that I find attractive.
Only 11 of 24 are human.
This has been an interesting insight into my own psyche:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/DarthCourtney/hitthat.jpg
Okay so Paul Bettany isn't fictional, but I couldn't a decent picture of either Dustfinger (yeah that was the character's name) or Silas.
Xantes, your rule 63 example does show how the xtians could get a lot more guys to attend church...
I only didn't see Resident Evil 'cause I figured there's already enough naked Milla Jovovich available for free right on the Internet and it's not like they promised she'd take it all off in the movie, anyway.
You keep thinking anyone actually listens to THOOM...!
Courtney, I'm glad you like that poster, and hope it gives you the perfect image to shoot for - you did notice that Ash's shirt is completely open and he's not wearing anything like a bra, right?
Your collage actually made me think of who'd make mine if I could be bothered to make one. I know I did a "top five" on the show once, but raising the cap all the way up to two dozen bitches does makes you think. I'm pretty sure most of my 24 would be human, though!
It's funny how every cosplay starts out. I'll look at something and go "yeah, that'll be nice and simple".
And then I spend hours doing research, making sure that I get the details exact, right down to every scar on Ash and every tear in his clothes.
The average viewer wouldn't notice it, but his costume changes alot over the three movies. Sure it's essentially just brown pants and a blue shirt. But over the course of the series his clothes become more and more destroyed and he becomes dirtier and more beaten up.
Speaking of which, how much fake dirt and blood should I go for?
The reference I am going on is from the first few minutes of Army of Darkness where he's not too messy. But that changes when he falls into the pit.
I've been thinking about what I could do about the fact that most of the left side of my body is exposed.
I've already started working on the 'boomstick' holster, the straps are about an inch wide and easily covers up my nipple.
That's still alot being exposed there.
The collage; those were just my top picks. I left out a few guys because I couldn't fit them on. Maybe when I come up with a few more I can make another collage.
I would like to see you make a collage.
Wait a sec, second row on the right, is that a gay John Henry? No Gigolo Joe? And what's this, now you chose Ozymandiaz over Doc Manhattan?
Check this out, it's a story of what a woman will do to keep her man alive and vice versa.
A collage by TCM, wouldn't that be to incriminating?
Courtney-
Why is the one black person on your collage a hybrid of a slave tale image (the original John Henry) wearing a submissive S&M gear?
T-Mafia-Fuck You
Xantes- T-Mafia's collage is a cast picture of The 1992 Mickey Mouse Club
As I said, that's not everyone. I do have other black guys on my list and Dr.Manhattan is in there too.
How's this?:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/DarthCourtney/P1000670.jpg
Tease.
Slave trade image? Why does it always have to come back to slavery.
Keep your children safe from people like T-Mafia
Xantes (Courtney, um, you can skip this part), it's already taken us like two and a half years just to corrupt the girl this much; I'm figuring it'll take at least another six months to get her posing topless altogether.
Courtney, what's great about that photo besides the obvious is that now I can just point to it the next time anyone asks me, "How come Courtney gets to be on the show whenever she wants?"
Of course as hot as that picture is, I am enough of a geek that I wondered, "Hey, where's her chainsaw?" (though logically, I know a 17-year old girl probably doesn't own one!) As for the dirt and fake blood thing...I dunno, it's one thing for some guy like Ash to have that stuff all over him but obviously the more you're not covered up, the better. In fact, if that pic you already took is the one you want to go with the review, I have no problem with it...!
Tim, shame on you; I'm pretty sure Xantes already linked to that exact same video clip some time ago.
And just for the record, if I was gonna rape any of the Mickey Mouse club whores (and yes, I'm using theoretical time travel here) I'd have to go with the little girls in the 1955 cast just to stick it to 12-year Annette Funicello, in the hope that I might traumatize her enough that she might not grow up to be such a hateful bitch.
Oh Hell no, that's just a progress picture. I'm currently working on my chainsaw hand (thanks to a little tutorial on Indy Mogul) and I'm also washing my shirt in brown and red inks.
My youngest brother is getting a toy rifle which will act as my boomstick.
And then I get to cover myself in blood!
The final photos will be taken in my friends backyard that looks alot like the forest in Evil Dead.
Considering I'm not very covered up I decided not to go and do the shoot in my park.
I know I did link up that video before, I can't remember if I called him a traitor or label it as learn from his errors.
Traumatize her? No you missing the opportunities of time travel, you go back to when she was 12, "accidentally" take her in the time machine and "can't return to your time period.". Wine her and dine her thru the centuries, break her in, convince her that the age difference doesn't matter by treating her like an adult and taking her to time periods and places where age of consent is much lower. And then you return her after a year of time traveling fun and sex, which should inspire her to talk for lowering the age of consent laws on the Mickey Mouse show.
I thought all Australians had shotguns in case there was ever another uprising by crocodile-riding kangaroos.
Nah, we can take 'em on with out bare hands!
Oh and the time travel thing, The Doctor takes advantage of it too. His intentions couldn't be more transparent. Why else does he ride around in a blue box picking up random women and showing them really awesome places?
I'm still hurt that TC would underestimate my costuming abilities like that. I mean really, that was just a quick snapshot in my room. A tiny image with terrible lighting.
Not to mention a half finished costume.
An Ash without a chainsaw is like a Batman without a cape.
Can you? Can you really? After all Steve Irwin, the hero who crushed the last uprising, has been assassinated by a Jamaican hit-stingray supposedly hired by hasidic koalas, who are trying to establish a "homeland" in South Australia. Will Bindi be enough to rally the troops?
Courtney, I'd never underestimate your costuming skills; I just wanted to get to you before you had the inevitable thought, "Wait a minute...what the Hell am I doing?!"
Xantes, that would be the best season of Doctor Who ever; in fact, I suspect the first Doctor himself was a dirty old man and they just cut out the scene in the pilot where he tells Susan, "Just tell everyone you're my granddaughter. These humans are really uptight about the whole pedo thing."
No wonder he dropped her like a hot potato and took her shoe, she was spoiled goods when she began to mess with that guy. Even the writers can't decide whether or not they are related. Wish they would give him a family, it would be a good way to continue the series after all his regenerations are used up and it did make him more interesting thinking he had family out there. Guess that's why they made the Doctor's daughter.
Docs 9 and 10 claimed all the other Gallifreyans died in the Time War, so I'm assuming even if she really was his granddaughter that Susan's "presumed dead". I mean, seeing how badly the actress who played her had aged already in The Five Doctors, that's for the best anyway.
And since the Doctor should only have a couple incarnations left after he turns into Matt Smith, you know they'll find some excuse as to why he can just keep regenerating endlessly as long as people are still watching the show.
Okay, Georgia Moffett's hot and everything, but I kinda like the depressing idea of the Doctor being all alone in the universe (not counting his humanoid sex toys or as he calls them, "companions".)
Being alone is depressing? What's more depressing than family you avoid/been exiled from?
Susan was still stuck on Earth in the 22nd century, did she go back to Gallifrey?
I just realized something. If I ever regenerated and my body changed, I would think the first thing I would check is if it's still a good size and if not I'll sonic screwdriver myself to another regeneration. Does it change from cut to uncut?
To quote the fifth Doctor: "That's the trouble with regeneration. You never know what you're going to get."
As to the cut/uncut issue specifically, the second Doctor gained a tattoo when he regenerated into Jon Pertwee (see "Spearhead from Space"!), so I dunno; any kind of logic apparently doesn't enter into this.
They let the viewers assume the Doctor took Susan back to future Earth when she popped back up in the 80s (our time), but they didn't bother to actually throw a line of dialogue in there telling us either way.
I thought Susan stayed with that boy from WWII?
And there really is no logic to Doctor Who, it's all techno-babble and du ex machina. Much like Star Trek, specifically TNG.
"No logic to Doctor Who"? So said the Star Wars fan.
You mean this guy? This Dalek invasion of Earth took place around 2164.
I'd argue that Star Wars is more logical than Doctor Who. There are set rules, such as those concerning the Force. Considering that the trilogies were made 20 years apart the continuity holds up reasonably well.
We know alot about that universe, there aren't just species showing up for the sake of the needs of one episode.
Doctor Who is full of loop holes. The Doctor will find himself in a situation that from what has been established is impossible to escape.
Like the destruction of the entire universe and time itself.
I don't remember how but it suddenly occurs to him that he could reverse it all by doing something that was never even hinted at previously.
Plus there is the considerable difference in budget. George Lucas got to do what he wanted, the team behind Doctor Who have to work with whatever they've got.
Considering it took him 20 years in-between, there better be some continuity.
I can't really argue the new movies, I stopped after "Phantom."
I can't really argue Doctor Who, it is filled with inconsistencies, comes from too many writers, and the series being around so long. I really didn't like that Rose defeated the Daleks like she did. I was so hoping that using the Tardis force, she would've found a New Roman Empirical armada caught in a time bubble and lead them back to New Earth so they could have destroyed the Daleks and restore the Empire.
I can't argue that Doctor Who is a really easy target if you want it to be; I mean, this is a show that's used sock puppets and sheets of tin foil as "aliens", after all.
It's Star Wars that came up with the two most stupid ideas in all of sci-fi, though: Jar Jar Binks (seriously, what the fuck?!) and (it pains me to even type this) midichlorians.
I thought the two most stupid ideas in Star wars were a mechanic robot series that can't talk and military armor that can't stop shit.
Okay..for those of you who don't remember the Queen Bitch (no disrepect to my daughter Courtney)...VIXEN IS BACK!!!!!
I can no longer sit by idly while you guys have all the fucking fun (and plus, since TCM keeps goading me to comment, here it is)....
First, to XantesFire--uh, waaaay too much time on your hands to ponder whether or not the Doctor's dick changes w/each regeneration. I don't think any of his, ahem, "companions" ever cared...he still had/has all the bitches feening for him--hell, during Tennant's first season, he had a bitch made out of TREE BARK that wanted his "woody" (heh, heh). And yes, as I'm sure you have guessed, I am a Who fan. I'm probably one of the few people who liked Star Wars, Star Trek AND Doctor Who, but if I had to pick--Who wins, hands down, every time.
Now, onto my daughter: Courtney, Courtney, Courtney...I see that Mama's gotta take you under my wing and save you from these men. I haven't been able to see your pic, but, judging from TCM's unbridled enthusiasm over it, I see that I must guide you. Please, please, PLEEEESE don't go the "Girls Gone Wild" route. You're only 17! You don't do that type of shit until you're 21. Or, hell, make them at least pay to view your pic! Geez, don't sell your goodies for free!!!! Never--EVER!!!!! Just remember, men are sick, twisted folks...and with these group of guys, they REALLY don't need any fuel added to their fires...
To Timmy Thoom: My computer is up and running, so we can do some shows (as well as discuss the child support & custody agreement).
TCM: Ehh, no words for you right now. I'll "handle" you in person (heh heh)...
Don't worry, mum. It doesn't reveal that much.
How come the photo won't work?
It doesn't really matter, because I've got more progress pictures coming as soon as I make a trip to the hardware store and make my chainsaw hand!
Courtney, never listen to Vixen or any of her fellow elderly (y'know, 30+) women, as they're all just just consumed with their own bitterness - that's why you can't find a single one of them who doesn't badmouth (as they like to put it) "all these young bitches" on a daily basis.
Your picture link works fine; just remember when it comes to fancy stuff like computers, remembering to plug them in, copying links, and so on that Vixen only has the intelligence of your typical American female, so...
Also, I think Vixen misses those carefree youthful days that are long gone for her, when a young girl would happily skip on down to the hardware store so she could make herself a new chainsaw hand.
Xantes, yeah, I'm glad Who isn't half as bad as, well, just about anything in those prequel Star Wars movies. I can just imagine this DW scene given the SW treatment, for example -
Doctor: "Where is Peri?"
Inquisitor: "It seems that in your anger, you have killed her."
Doctor: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Vixen, Tim seems to have vanished; just for the record, I did warn him back in some other thread that those online dating services were probably hangouts for potentially homicidal psycho chicks.
I like Dr Who, too but I think he has a darker side to him. Such as what he did to Jabe. She was all into him but I don't think he was into her. Who in their right might would put a reset shields button on the other side of massive spinning blades. Unless it's the far future and the fans are made out of a phasing material, (5 billion years, yes we are clever little apes) which phases out as they come down on the platform, (note-if the fans didn't touch the platform, he could have just hand over hand crawl on the edge.) which means all he had to do was walk across. Which he did once Jabe burnt up. So he let the dumb plant girl die, to keep her from talking about him to Rose.
I'm not too concern about his "woody", I'm just thinking if I was him, that would be the first thing I would check, as I figure a female time lord would first check her boobs. What would you check first?
Star Trek's my fave.
TCM-Why did you remind me, I should have said hello to Colin Baker, but I was scared I was gonna say something stupid again, like when I told John Byrnes he has way more hair in the Fantastic Four/Death of Galactus storyline than in real life.
Wait, what sites do you mean?
Oh yeah and remember the rumours of the Doctor might be changing sex? What if he did and he looked like Rose? Look at the video, who else walks down a London street and has aliens popping out? There's even an early version of a Judoon. And being female she has plenty of companions.
Mein gohtt, I knew she had a pop career but I had never heard any of her...Music.
*Shudders*
Oh and if I were Gallifreyan, call me nuts, but I'd check my face before anything else.
It's the part of the body that is hardest to alter.
See you're not a guy, a guy wakes up after a bad time or a night with a female or just from sleep and the first thing he'll usually check are his nuts. "testes, testes, one two...three?"
Ha!
Xantes, the way Mr. "Let's turn the Vision into a toaster!" always talked shit about writers and artists who are way better than he'll ever be (i.e. just about every comics creator out there), Byrne deserves to have people telling him stuff like that, though.
And in answer to your question, whatever dating site(s) Tim mentioned in that one THOOM! episode with the "not JD" guy. Unfortunately, I don't think they actually guaranteed "homicidal psycho chicks" as such. I mean, it'd be awesome if they did, but...
Courtney, I was gonna pick on you and say, "Speaking of homicidal psycho chicks...", but I can't put down anyone with the good sense to roll their eyes at Billie Piper's alleged singing ability. It's gotta be pretty insulting to you that it's girls your age Piper's handlers thought would actually rush out to buy her records.
Sure Billie piper's music might have been too generic pop. And some of the lyrics are Seline Dion-desperate stalker kinds of songs but some do have that Spice Girls hidden sexual message you want little girls to learn.
To Courtney: I'm glad you haven't totally lost your mind, though I fear the longer you hang around the boys, insanity is sure to set in. And, contrary to what TCM says, I DO know how to plug in a computer.
To TCM: In the words of my baby daddy Timmy Thoom, "Fuck you". My sentiments exactly. Don't MAKE the "old bitch" tell the boys ALL of your secrets...
Here's something little girls might like-Kittens!
Courtney, can you recommend any artist friends that do realistic/comic art similar to Norman Mingo or Mort Drucker?
These guys did art for Mad Magazine for years.
Xantes, what's really sad is that the zombie cat video was better than Billie Piper's "performance".
Don't MAKE the "old bitch" tell the boys ALL of your secrets...
Vixen, you only think you know where I buried those girls.
Tim- Sorry, I wouldn't know anyone who does that kind of art.
Just check around deviant arts gallery or put in a call on a comic book site like Comic resources.
Long Review
That was a really good review.
I'm reserving comment until/if I make it all the way to...part seven? What's next, four-part podcasts?!
I know, I thought I wasn't going to make it that far in. But once you start, you can't stop watching.
I think that is the sign of a good review.
He also creates a character for himself that we gradually learn more and more about, so there's that.
It's also well thought out, uses all the devices and structure we are taught to use in anything from highschool english to film and media courses.
It makes me want to improve my own reviews and essays.
Well okay. I was just trying to show you that the new Star Wars trilogy sucked, but okay if it inspired you to improve yourself.
PCX: The Classics Tour.
Courtney lusting over young Hellboy, does that make her a pedo? Knowing the actress was a girl, lusting over baby lesbians, does that make her a lesbian pedo?
Does Courtney still dream of bathing in blood? Sex in blood? Thought she disliked her menses. Seriously blood tends to be sticky and disgusting.
I can't find anything further on making Anne Frank a Disney Princess since August 2009. The boy had a cat so there's the Disney animal. Or Anne can have mice friends that she saves from the cat.
Jews aren't the smartest around they just have the opportunities and get to attend schools. It's like their religion to go to school.
So you didn't give Courtney the keys to PCX?
Courtney in underwear, hot.
Wait what? Courtney deleted her old posts too! This self-censorship gotta go. I knew I remembered there being more stuff in the comments sections.
Disturbing? No, very erotic, Courtney as Amidala and thousands of clone Stormtroopers and cyborgs.
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