Episode 101 - "And who are YOU to swear by Ymir?"
PCX reviews Conan #2(part 1 of 2)
Sunday, November 09, 2008
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17 Comments:
I'm shocked at your lack of a screening process for your co-hosts, Trenchcoat. I would think that they wouldn't hesitate on whether women are rapeable or not.
http://pyro-the-maniac.deviantart.com/art/Playing-With-Toys-12-101884597
Courtney
Anyway...So I listened to the episode, even though Trekkie is in it.
And I actually laughed at something he said "survival of the assholes".
I hate Brian Michael Bendis, writes like a ten-year-old. I don't want to read a comic and think that I could effortlessly do better.
And the art is so ugly in the Ultimate Spider-Man comics.
It looks rushed and inconsistant.
So I re-drew a panel out of the issue with Venom in it:
http://pyro-the-maniac.deviantart.com/art/Holy-Crap-99744785
And I think this is one episode I should get my mother to listen to. It will end the arguement we always have about me trying to be as pale as possible and avoiding the sun at all costs.
"See, guys are attracted to pale girls"
Screw you, deadly Australian sun.
Courtney
Whenever Starhawks mentions fucking white bitches I always thought he meant bbw's, after all he is black.
Why can't Peter date both? Or have an Ultimate threesome? Ultimate underage Kitty Pryde and Ultimate underage Mary Jane, mmm-mm sounds delicious.
Courtney - you have a predator raping a horse?
Conan cartoon? Serpentor?
Why not, Xantesfire, why not?
Dear Trenchcoat, you have ruined my innocence forever.
This morning as I was walking through the bus station, I saw an old woman knocked over by a bus.
And you know what? I had to use every bit of my will-power to not laugh both a maniacle and hysterical fashion.
At that moment, the little voice in my head that the psychiatrists called my "conscience" and happens to sound like my mother, died.
I mean, really, it was the stupid old hags fault anyway. Old people seem to think that the world is just going to make way for them. Well that bus taught her a lesson!
Ironically I was supposed to take that bus to Tafe.
Courtney
"This morning as I was walking through the bus station, I saw an old woman knocked over by a bus."
Knocked over...You mean you saw an old lady get run over bus a bus...And almost laughed? You've earned your PCX head minion status. :(
Vichus, I don't need a screening process because I know the nature of PCX itself slowly corrupts everyone who co-hosts the show (see Courtney's last comment; or fuck that, take a look at the pic she posted.) See, the Conan review was recorded wayyy back in March; a few months later though (in "real" time), the same MC Trekkie who was so horrified by rape happily participated in the infamous "Fuck the Bitches" trilogy (#93-#95.)
Courtney, thanks for going above and beyond the call of duty and listening to a Trekkie episode; in all fairness, I did put off airing this as long as I could have.
Bendis runs hot and cold and yeah, when he's bad, he's unreadable. Immonen was better suited to Nextwave, but I don't mind his art on USM.
I think the word for people who (correctly) avoid the sun is "heliophobe". And if that's not a word, it should be.
Xantes, it's comments like yours about Starhawk fucking BBWs that make me wish 'hawk would deign to comment on threads for episodes other than his own.
Hell, why not a foursome with Ultimate Gwen Stacy? After all, if Ultimatum is to be believed, apparently she eventually gets over that whole "being Carnage 2.0" thing.
I can't actually bring myself to watch the Conan cartoon. Besides, what toon could ever top Thundarr in the animated barbarian genre?
Courtney, that was a hilarious story, but what is this word "conscience" of which you speak?
Tim, why the disapproval? She's right! Old people really do expect the rest of us to defer to them...for example, you can be so old and senile that you appoint a woman who believes in witches (no, I still can't get over that) to be your running mate in a Presidential election, and everyone's supposed to pretend you still have all your marbles?
Also, since it turns out that when you let these ancient fucks out in the street, they get hit by buses, making innocent schoolgirls late for class. How long will we allow this to continue?! Just go into the light, old people! Go into the light!
That's why I voted for Tim Henson and the Senior Citizen Mandatory Euthanasia Party.
After all, in the past, sure, we needed the wise elders' wisdom. But that's when elders were 50-60 tops. Nowadays they grow even older, 70-90 and they drive. And the wisdom fades. Besides, we have the internet for wisdom now.
I shiver when I think McCain could have been the elder in charge.
TC:Yeah, it's heliophobia, that's what I got.
Oh and that last paragraph had me in LOL-tears!
XF: Never thought of that before. But back in say, ancient Sparta, the people they considered elders where perhaps only fourty or fifty years old.
It makes you think that we aren't supposed to live beyond a certain point.
I mean, it wouldn't be so bad if old people didn't become insane, androginous and start looking like zombies and needing other people to help them with the most basic of tasks.
Mandatory euthananasia? At what age? Sounds like this show I watched as a kid called 2030 ce.
They killed people after 30, which is a bit extreme.
Courtney
I thought it was a virus that killed them after 30 years old, on 2030 C.E. Logan's Run's more extreme, you either get shot up by lasers as you float around like a douche in a stadium filled with people or you get hunted down by high school jocks.
I think Tim Henson set the age at 65.
Trenchcoat, "Conscience" is a made up word used to do exactly what it sounds like, to con science into not doing science, and the movie industry is part of the con-science agenda. Scientist wants to clone Hilter? Can't, con-science. Scientist wants to make intelligent pet monkeys, can't con-science. Scientist want to create the perfect woman out of magazine clippings and a barbie doll, can't con-science.
I had forgotten one of my main reasons for not collecting Ultimate Spider-man. I don't understand how even if he's underage, why SHIELD isn't training/employing/etc Parker. Okay, maybe Peter's too young to be sent on regular Utimates' missions(which apparently didn't stop SHIELD from sending Peter along on the mission to retrieve Richards from the Supreme universe,) but they know on a daily basis he's out getting into life threatening situations. And oh yeah, he could receive some womanizing training from Tony and created a harem.
Wish they would make a new more adult version of Thundarr the Barbarian on HBO or such. Seriously that was a grim cartoon for saturday morning tv.
My grandparents are all still alive, they're around 80-90.
They're all a little crazy and socially awkward. But my mum's dad is the worst, he's started getting depression and now we can't even talk to him without him flying of the funking chain.
But 65 means I would never have met them. That means no money given to me for absolutley no reason!
Courtney
That's an interesting point. I'm gonna suggest to Tim Henson to add a "Money for Grandkids" clause. Since they are put to sleep at 65, that means their nest egg, pension, retirement money should be available. So along with birthdays, holidays, computer generated random times, you would receive money as if from your grandparents. The money can be sent to the kids as a money order or to your paypal account.
And to ensure there is money available, say at age 50, automatically the government begins taxing the elderly for the Grandkids fund.
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Don't joke about Trekkie. He's had a rough year.
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Venegeance will be mine- I may subject you to even MORE Tortuous Trekkie.
Don't forget go Thoomcast for more Trekkie free content
"Besides, we have the internet for wisdom now." Okay, I can't top that. Once again, Xantes scores the funniest comment on the thread. Also, it's pretty much true.
Oh, and about that whole "euthanasia at 30" thing - in the novel that Logan's Run was based on, the age was (get this) twenty-one! That makes sense...if you're only applying the rule to bitches. After all, killing them right at the moment the long, slow aging process really begins is the sort of thing "mercy killing" is all about. Of course, this doesn't apply to Courtney as we already know that she'll have her ageless robot body prepared to have her brain transferred into it by then.
I like the idea of taxing the cash grandparents give ("for absolutely no reason"!) to their grandkids. In fact, since Obama's promised to "spread the wealth", let's redistribute those funds to those who have expensive podcasts to run. What? 'Casting doesn't cost anything, you say? Well, fuck it - I want free money!
PCX: The Classics Tour.
Ah, for the days of, "who's Sarah Palin?" It feels like it was just yesterday.
Pork, the other white meat? Isn't Trekkie a Jew?
Gods of the North audio.
Smallville 2008? He still likes it? I stopped watching it 3rd, 4th season. I just can't take Clark's convoluted hypocritical thinking anymore. He wants to stay in Smallville as a farmer with Lana. He wants to help people worldwide. He wants to deny his kryptonian heritage, he wants to learn more about his people. He want to work with fellow heroes, he thinks noone should play hero because they can get hurt, blah blah blah.
But remember pre-crisis Superman knew Lex in Smallville.
Most peoples' misconception of Conan come from the movies, since Arnold can barely speak English, they cut out his speaking parts.
Comet is a lesbian chick, a male horse and a male centaur, just a bit convoluted. Was David just trying to get a "non-female" lesbian to lust and maybe sleep with Supergirl?
Kitty would be better for Spider-Man, she was cuter, smarter, except for the stalking, more senisible.
Have I mentioned this is what I think of when I hear, Mrs. Trekkie?
Conan the cartoon, seemed okay except there was no real killing and womanizing. It's like He-man. When DC Comics Presents first introduced He-man, he was womanizing and ready to kill his enemies. Then they gayified him.
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