Sunday, July 08, 2007

Episode 51 - "I will suffer your impudence--NO MORE!"

PCX reviews What If? V1 #33
(part 2 of 2)


Anonymous kid mission said...

This might be the best show of them all, what more could a girl ask for? Plenty of compliments and on-air mentions from my #1 Cradle-Robbing, Anal-Loving, Three-Penis-Having Space-Sugar Daddy, first son of Podon, STARHAWK

Nothing makes me happier than getting my praises sung, particularly the special brand of disturbing, abusive, exploitive and prejudicial verbal pats on the head that only can come from my daddy/brother/father/rapist STARHAWK

The way I decided to interpret this saga of storytelling is as Starhawk's personal loveletter to me. The strong romantic bond between Galactus and Dazzler is a thinly veiled parallel to the love from afar that exists between myself and Son of Podon.

July 09, 2007 5:00 PM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...


Ahhh, there the hell you are! (see comment 12 of last episode).

Yes, oh, tantalizingly sweet submissive one:

FIRST: you need a tender whipping for your insubordinate absence.

SECOND: Starhawk is happy that you survived SPOE parts 1 & 2 (see comments for eps. 48 & 49).

THIRD: Thou art correct; Starhawk was thinking of naught but Kid Mission for the entire penning of the Saga de Galactus y Dazzler! Surely the First Adopted Daughter of PODON, bound and gagged, does indeed make a powerful muse.

Unceasingly, across the vastness of cyber-space, Starhawk continues to anticipate your naked white anus, chained and enslaved, Cosmic Cum Upon Your Face, the word "rape" aquiver upon your lips!

Don't be such a bad girl and stay away so long next time.

-Starhawk.deciding.On.Whips.Chains. OrAFirmPenisSpankingToTheFace

July 09, 2007 10:23 PM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

Decision made:

Definately a strong penis spanking to the face lips and chin as you kneel before the Tri-Cock of the First Son of PODON.

Now! Get down on your hands AND knees and lick up any spillage.

Good girl, Kid Mission! No! Bad Girl!

-Starhawk.slightly.Appeased.always.Ready. forMoreKidMission

July 09, 2007 10:37 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I've said it before, and I'll say it now:

My robot brain needs beer.

July 10, 2007 9:19 AM  
Anonymous Kid Mission said...

A slightly serious question for once: Where's the contact information for Podcast X? Either for the individual hosts or a general site e-mail, I've got things that need saying in ... private.

July 12, 2007 5:45 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


Actually, we do have an e-mail address at:

July 12, 2007 8:24 PM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

Or you can use

Trenchcoat Mafia clairvoyantly set that one up just in case the Children of PODON ever decided they really needed more chat time.

WARNING: You'd better wait for Starhawk to confirm that TCM has (or can retrieve) the password. Apparently, the key to THAT email fortress of solitude has proven too heavy for Starhawk's mortalized brain to lift.

(Must be the loss of brain blood due to all the recent tri-cock activity.)


OTOH, TCM, maybe we're in trouble! Starhawk TOLD TCM that that "fucking baby brains" joke was TOO offensive.

Oops, did Starhawk bold that?

July 13, 2007 9:39 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Starhawk, check your "real" e-mail account for the PCXStarhawk password; all I ask is that you CC any forthcoming naked Kid Mission pictures my way.

July 13, 2007 11:16 PM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

For shame, Trenchcoat Mafia:

Starhawk could never (wink wink; nudge; just kidding; shhh) show TCM any naked photos of Kid Mission - The First Adopted Daughter of PODON.

That would be a violation of the Brother/Sister family bond.

And just plain, WRONG! (nudge nudge).

Besides, TCM is the guy in the Trenchcoat; Starhawk recalled the "Batphone" email address to make sure that Starhawk got cc'ed! (Bwa. aha. aha. - Bwa, ha ha ha!)


July 15, 2007 7:49 AM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

Good News:

The PCXStarhawk account is now open for porn, - oops, uh, Starhawk means, "business".

Please send all (nekid) photos of Kid Mission - and all photos of other female fans and girlfriends (ONLY in sexually compromised positions, of course) - to: (which is kinda appropriate; if Starhawk can borrow a (by now) obviously overused 'hot male' joke).

And be kind to the Sr. Host: cc TCM at


July 15, 2007 8:15 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Oh, definitely.

July 15, 2007 9:46 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

1st appearance of the Multi-Linguistic.

Are you saying Scooby is a follower of Podon and is into ass-raping?

Again, I hate when they try to hype up a minor character with minor powers or personality. They kept trying it with Dazzler, now they are trying it with Ms.Marvel.

Secretary is a great movie.

Galactus and the Earth situation sometimes seem like a dieter and a plate of food they really want but there's a person shocking them with a cattle prod stopping them.

Galan was separated from Galactus? Did Nova get to fuck him then?

Can't Galactus shrink his body down.

Without the songs it was actually longer.

Did StarHawk ever get pix of Kid Mission?

June 06, 2011 11:50 AM  

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