Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Episode 94 - "Highway SAFETY films, man!"

PCX reviews Flinch #12 and Superman & Bugs Bunny #3


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, that was a messed up story.
But you can't hate all women, can you?
Then again, in my as-of-yet-to-be-recorded episode it's clear that I'm particularly bitter towards other teenage girls. Venomous backstabbing bitches!

Also, getting pregnant is one of the most disgusting things that can happen to anyone. Why do women willingly do it? Abortion is a beautiful thing.

Batman going WOOH WOOH? That would have been awesome! I laughed at the mere mental image.

Oh yeah, Space Jam. That was bad, I think there was even a sequel.
It had nice animation though. It was trying to be Who Framed Rodger Rabbit but failed.
I like when cartoons meet the real world most of the time.


August 15, 2008 3:24 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Point by point:

Judging from that comic we're gonna be reviewing, the ratio of females who are "venomous, backstabbing bitches" to those who aren't is four to one in the bitches' favor. Sounds about right.

Now Connor's in a coma anyway, so what was the point of Sandra Hawke even having him in the first place? Oh right, to get her greedy hands on Ollie's fortune.

They really need to reprint that series just so they can add in the Batman "woo woo" scene.

Roger Rabbit was terrific, but I flat-out refuse to watch Space Jam. Which reminds me, I finally saw the first Hellboy movie. It was...okay. Selma Blair was hot, anyway (no pun intended.)

August 15, 2008 8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, finally!
I love everything Guillermo does. Have you seen Golden Army?
When I was at the Supanova comic convention I stayed until they closed and got some free posters and stuff.
One of those posters was for Hellboy 2, it had Liz and Hellboy. I cut out a photo and put my face over hers.

August 15, 2008 10:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW, does my soul belong to Podcast X?

August 16, 2008 6:35 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Wait a sec, I'm missing something but where is it that the wife is a venomous backstabbing bitch?

The bully married her knowing she was a horny slut. So once he was incapable he faced the reality that he would eventually lose her. So he asked his friend to be his sex surrogate, he didn't know the geek was in love with his wife.

And the wife knew the geek liked her, but she's gorgeous so she just probably thought it was lust. After all once the geek says he loves her, she throws him out. As long as it was physical and not too emotional she was okay with it.

Even at the end she shows him love but it's only cause he's now a "bloddy stuff", and she digs it.
Horny slut, not a backstabbing bitch.

Yeah Winick wrote some great Green Arrow, but he almost destroyed him by making him gay. "Damn it Judd! Pedro is dead! Dead! Bury him already!"

You have to make Rick Jones an honorary Avenger, after all, he's the only one who could calm the Hulk down in his special way. Maybe Betty too, but that was later.

August 17, 2008 11:54 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


Downloaded Golden Army, just haven't watched it yet.

Your Hellboy altered-poster story is cute and yet...kinda disturbing.

And yes, your soul does belong to Podcast X. So if Satan ever wants to cut a deal with you, he's gotta come to me first.


Oh, I totally agree that the bitch in the Bruce Jones story was just a horny (evil) bitch; the "venomous, backstabbing bitch(es)" that Courtney and I were alluding to are in another comic altogether that'll be reviewed in an upcoming episode.

Winick made Green Arrow gay?! Oh wait, he's got a hot ex-prostitute like Mia around and he never thinks about raping her? Okay, maybe he is. Or maybe it's just that little HIV problem Mia has that's stopping him.

And did Rick ever actually get to fuck Betty? Not that I'd be the least bit surprised if he did. Judging from Hulk: Gray, that girl had issues.

August 17, 2008 9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Cute and disturbing" seems to sum me up rather well. I'm Podcast X's twisted Elmo, ha ha ha!
(Imagine that part being said in Elmo's voice)

And I inquired about my soul because I have a shit load of WB merchandise so I think they may own a share of my soul as well.


August 18, 2008 8:38 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

No, Winick wanted to make Green Arrow gay but his editor put a stop to it. He loves putting in gay characters, no problem with it. He could have made Kyle gay, that would have been okay. Green Arrow gay? No way, maybe Green Arrow Jr.

Supposely Winick wanted to retcon the Green Arrow/Green Lantern saga to make it seem like Olie was trying to reveal his feeling for Hal to him but Black Canary would spoil the mood. But this part might just be a rumour.

It was implied that Rick and Betty had drunk sex together one of the times they thought Bruce was dead, but not sure if I remember it right. She did have sex with Talbot.

I don't think someone can own your soul just cause you purchase alot of something, otherwise my soul is owned by DC, Marvel and the porn industry.

August 18, 2008 9:49 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Given that WB might own both DC and part of Courtney, it would've been cooler if they had her appear in the latest Checkmate to represent Australia instead of that lame Tasmanian Devil character (the superhero, not the toon).

And Kyle must be gay. Otherwise, how could he suck so much?

August 19, 2008 1:42 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I think Kyle sucks so bad cause Winick molded Kyle to be him.

Imagine if they kept creating sterotypyical australian characters? The Dundee, man with big knifes. The Animal molester, "Crikey!"

August 19, 2008 3:55 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Wait, Flinch is a comic from 2000?

Oliver Queen is also the biggest hypocrite. Being all about social issues. Didn't he chase some guy down so he could supply child support, once?

You know who should find the singing frog, a school girl on her way to school for frog dissection day. That'll get him singing.

Why not review a Groo book?

Gordon's just glad it's not Az-Bats.

I know I saw Space Jam, I can't remember it, but I know I saw it.

Dude, would you fuck the Hulk's wife, even if she was the hottest woman throwing herself at you?

July 28, 2011 7:57 AM  

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