Episode 34 - Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
"You really didn't like anything about this comic, did you?"
"I like the fact that it ended."
"DISTURBING AND TROUBLING ON MANY LEVELS" - REC.ARTS.COMICS.DC.UNIVERSE
posted by T Mafia at 8:21 AM
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I have to commend y'all on a great show. That whole Green Lantern conversation had me in stitches. Well done.
StarHawk:
Marvel characters in school for 30 years? That was Peter Parker, and he was was only in High School for 15 years...Okay, 20. But at least Marvel is consistent with it's 'generations'...Reed, Matt Murdock and Tony Stark are of one generation,ten or fifteen year the senior of Pete, Speedball and the remaining NW are in their late teens, early 20s. Franklin Richards is a kid. Consistent.
What's DC's track record?
Cyborg was the same age as Dick Grayson 25 years ago. Why is Vic's old ass still in the Teen Titans, while Dick Grayon is 26 now? And include Animal Boy/Changeling in that, too.
Why do the Robins and the original Teen Titans get older and Batman stays 36 years old? Oh, the Lazarus Pit..Yeah...Kiss my @$$!!!
Trench:
You dis Wanda for depowering the mutants? It's called "cleaning house". Marvel don't need no stinkin' Infinite Crisis to clean it's mess. The House of Ideas took care of it's mutant mess in one shot.
And Wassup wit' all these "Earth 2" characters in the DCU? Will Power Girl's real Origin please stand up? Why are Alan Scott and Jay Allen lookin' like they're in their early 50s and still in action? They should be pushing 90.
DC got problems.
P.S. what is the comic that Trench and Sexen are covering next ep? If it must be a secret, e-mail it to Tim@deliberatenoise.com being head patriach of the House of Thoom! should have some privileges.
P.P.S.
Trench, don't think I didn't notice your emphasis on the UNPAID in the Thoom! commercial..I did pay; I promoted PCX on Thoom! A favor for a favor, huh?
And should I have to pay money for an ad that 1)is followed by a dedication honoring the memory of a murderous dictator and 2) encourages pedophiles and various other sexual deviants to listen to my show? How am I gonna take that demographic to advertisers?
Oh well...I guess you get what you pay for...
T.H.O.O.M.
Tim
Here,
Only
Observing
Marvel
T.H.O.O.M.!
I like the acronym thing. How about this one?:
Strangely
Titillated
About
Ravishing
Hot
Awkward (that's a euphamism for underaged)
Willing (that's a euphemism for consenting)
Kindergarteners
-Starhawk.biter
P.S.
TCM absolutely forced me to post this :-P
P.P.S.
Vwants to be fucked
Iwants to be fucked
Xwants to be fucked
Ewants to be fucked
Nwants to be fucked
Oh, Starhawk, my love....you know me oh so well...Do you think you're up to the job, eh? Hmm, I think I'm going to have to go to the authorities about your, uh, "activities"....I believe I have footage of "The Raping Tornado" in action!!!!
Starhawk fangirl #1 just finished episode 34.
First off, not only do I love the idea of a Rape Tornado, I'd love to be caught up in it some day.
While I knew it wouldn't last long, I was disapointed that Trench and R-Tornado would even attempt to make the show G rated. If that ever actually happens I'm never gonna listen again.
That might take away from the comic a bit, maybe, sometimes. I don't think I'm alone when I say that I tune in every week more to listen to Trenchcoat and Stathawk's banter more than the comic itself. For me, having also read the comic-of-the-week is only a bonus, as long as I can enjoy Starhawk's sexy rape-voice one more week, it's all gravy.
Strangely enough, there's quite a shitload of "clean"/non-explicit podcasts out there...and people (shudder) actually listen to them!
Why they do, mind you, I have no idea.
Whoa...am I misunderstanding what Kid Mission is saying---that she actually doesn't mind the explicit language on Podcast X? Okay, good...so when I go on my sexy rants, it'll be accepted instead of criticized.....Someone actually likes us discussing sex. And, uh, she wants to be caught up in the Raping Tornado? Hmm....interesting. Or, is the explicit language acceptable from Starhawk b/c he has the, uh, necessary equipment? Starhawk, my love, you have a fan. I hope he'll be gentle with you, Kid.... (smile)
Who has criticized you lately, Vixen?
Is Trenchcoat making behind the scenes mischief again?
It's your show now- Yours and Starhawk's and Wicked's and Trenchcoat's (of course).
F'-em Do what you will! Have fun!
Other than some light suggestions, I haven't seen baseless criticism, per se in quite some time.
Looking forward to hearing your debut-
Trekkie
To my adoring public...I was just making a general comment b/c it has seemed in the past that we've been criticized for being too sexual. But, as it's been said, "F-em!!"...I wholeheartedly agree with that....As Vixen, I must agree with that...heh, heh....thanks for showing me love...and whatever else (smile)...
PCX: The Classics Tour.
I forgot you advertised Thoom here, wish I could remember if that's the reason I gave Thoom a second try.
1st appearance of the Raping Tornado.
Superman being able to sees souls could work because in the DCU, souls do exists but does that mean he can see souls leave a body or ghost? Why can't he see Boston Brand? Otherwise Superman sees something in a person he thinks is a soul, like he thinks the pancreas is the soul.
Hah, Captain Marvel used to outsell Superman.
"Red Tornado, better than the sybian." That how T.O. Morrow should take over the world, enthrall all women to his Red Tornado vibrators. He can clearly make more. They just wouldn't have souls.
Hasn't Magnus made a pussy for Platinum for him to use? Her body is malleable. Magnus? Magnus? What the..? I just got why the Amalgamated comics had the Amalgamated version of Magneto run the Metal Men, duh.
The sense of humor she talks about was the stereotypical slapstick and misunderstanding a robot makes.
So Superman can't see Red Tornado's soul?
If it was a Red Tornado comic wouldn't the worse artist around be tagged to do it?
Green Lantern is vane and probably took his own space pic otherwise probably one taken from the JLA satellite or the Watch Tower.
You forgot the Arrows of the world
I thought StarHawk wanted a Sue/Johnny romance, not a dead Sue.
They do have supervillain schools.
The Tornado Champion/Tyrant is the soul and has tornado powers and took over the Red Tornado robot body because it was made to have tornado powers.
Jay and Alan Scott are still young because of various of reasons, including absorbing some magic that slowed down their aging and being trapped in Ragnarok for a few decades.
WildCat screwed Queen Hippolyta, so that gave him some youth.
All the rest are really old or dead.
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