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- 2009/01/28 - Bewitched #8
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- 2009/03/17 - Sugar & Spike #1
- 2012/12/27 - Secret Wars II #5
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- 2008/05/02 - The Transformers V1 #13
- 2008/06/10 - The Incredible Hulk V1 #420 (part 1 of 3)
- 2008/06/11 - The Incredible Hulk V1 #420 (part 2 of 3)
- 2008/06/17 - Saturday morning cartoons
- 2008/06/23 - Mantlo - A Life in Comics (part 1 of 2)
- 2008/06/25 - Mantlo - A Life in Comics (part 2 of 2)
- 2008/11/09 - Worst comics ever
- 2008/??/?? - T Mafia vs. Batman
- 2012/08/16 - Howard the Duck V1 #14
- 2012/08/29 - Howard the Duck V1 Annual #1 (part 1 of 2)
- 2012/08/30 - Howard the Duck V1 Annual #1 (part 2 of 2)
- 2012/09/03 - Ultimate X #2
- 2012/09/06 - Howard the Duck V1 #15
- 2012/09/10 - The Big Lie #1
- 2012/09/13 - Howard the Duck V1 #16
- 2012/09/17 - Corporate Crime
- 2012/09/20 - Howard the Duck V1 #17
- 2012/09/28 - Tales to Astonish V1 #42
- 2012/10/22 - The Next Nexus #1
- 2012/10/28 - Elvira's House of Mystery #5
- 2012/10/29 - Infernal Man-Thing #1-3
- 2012/10/31 - Legion of Monsters V1 #1
- 2012/10/31 - Epic Illustrated #29
- 2012/11/07 - Paying for It
- 2012/12/17 - Crazy Magazine #8
- 2012/12/19 - Howard the Duck V1 #19
- 2013/02/11 - Plop! #16
- 2013/02/18 - The Phantom Zone #1
- 2013/03/13 - Sex and affection
- 2013/03/17 - Eerie (Warren) V1 #81
- 2013/03/24 - Injustice: Gods Among Us #2-4
- 2013/03/31 - Crazy Magazine #14
- 2013/04/07 - Batman Incorporated #8
- 2013/04/17 - The Phantom Zone #2
- 2013/05/03 - Love and Rockets - New Stories V3
- 2013/05/12 - Destroyer Duck #1
- Episode 1 - Podcast Macht Frei
- Episode 2 - Gloria Steinem's Favorite
- Episode 3 - Have You Seen These Children?
- Episode 4 - The Fine Points of the Law
- Episode 5 - No Powers? No Problem!
- Episode 6 - Godcast X
- Episode 7 - Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 8 - Beneath the Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 9 - Pimpadelic Podcast
- Episode 10 - Modcast X
- Episode 11 - Modcast X II
- Episode 12 - Pass the Prozac
- Episode 13 - Podcast X No More!
- Episode 14 - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Wookie Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask
- Episode 15 - Season Finale
- Episode 16 - X Minus One
- Episode 17 - X Minus One II
- Episode 18 - Thanks for the Mammaries
- Episode 19 - Thanks for the Mammaries II
- Episode 20 - Life During Wartime
- Episode 21 - Life During Wartime II
- Episode 22 - Is It Wicked Not to Care?
- Episode 23 - Snakes on a Podcast
- Episode 24 - Gothcast X
- Episode 25 - Hail Satan!
- Episode 26 - Hail Satan! II
- Episode 27 - Voulez Voodoo?
- Episode 28 - Hail Satan! III
- Episode 29 - Bloodsucking Freaks
- Episode 30 - Hail Satan! IV
- Episode 31 - Practical Magic
- Episode 32 - Flesh Feast
- Episode 33 - Podcast Xmas
- Episode 34 - Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
- Episode 35 - Voulez Voodoo? II
- Episode 36 - Pedocast X
- Episode 37 - Back in the USSR
- Episode 38 - No Future
- Episode 39 - Catch-52
- Episode 40 - "The government is NEVER wrong, about ANYTHING!"
- Episode 41 - "You're RUDE and OFFENSIVE, Guy Gardner."
- Episode 42 - "Yes...I'm...uh...due on patrol, anyway!"
- Episode 43 - "Your butt looks big in those giant pants."
- Episode 44 - "No hope at all."
- Episode 45 - "Where the ghost men are."
- Episode 46 - "Can a man DO such a thing?"
- Episode 47 - "Truck."
- Episode 48 - "UNHAND ME, MORTAL!"
- Episode 49 - "So much for that clown!"
- Episode 50 - "Enough of your maudlin self-pity!"
- Episode 51 - "I will suffer your impudence--NO MORE!"
- Episode 52 - One day, in the 30th century, five super-animals frolic through the void...
- Episode 53 - "We may be ANIMALS...but we're too GENTLEMANLY to battle girls!"
- Episode 54 - "Velly clever!"
- Episode 55 - "Dammit, Venom's going to eat him."
- Episode 56 - "Every time I kill someone, I become more like God."
- Episode 57 - "I'm busy bleeding."
- Episode 58 - "Fake volcano too much?"
- Episode 59 - "My powers of seduction are irresistible."
- Episode 60 - "They're STUPID...but DANGEROUS!"
- Episode 61 - "I was just going to use that cucumber to make a salad, honestly."
- Episode 62 - "When I press your lips with mine, my darling, you will know that I am really real!"
- Episode 63 - "Let me clue you IN, Billy Graham--there is no God!"
- Episode 64 - "I will eat my rabbits ALONE!"
- Episode 65 - "Ah don't aim tuh DIE here all trussed up like some blamed Thanksgivin' TURKEY!"
- Episode 66 - "Only through my POWERS OF MIND did I ESCAPE..."
- Episode 67 - "Careful with those thorns, hon."
- Episode 68 - "Now you're a REAL junkie!"
- Episode 69 - "Cut the happy jazz, huh?"
- Episode 70 - The two one-legged girls attract the curious...
- Episode 71 - "?"
- Episode 72 - "By volunteering for this test you've made a remarkable contribution to SPACE MEDICINE."
- Episode 73 - "WAAAUGH"
- Episode 74 - "...and you shall accomplish what lesser men would term MIRACLES."
- Episode 75 - "Tarim's teeth!"
- Episode 76 - "You would prepare HORSE FEED for an earth-pig born?"
- Episode 77 - "NOW what?"
- Episode 78 - "I've heard you're pretty much the Devil incarnate."
- Episode 79 - "And...you are...?"
- Episode 80 - "SUPERGIRL!"
- Episode 81 - "I can be as nasty as I want!"
- Episode 82 - "And who's this ugly little monster?"
- Episode 83 - She had read an article in the ITALIAN EDITION OF VOGUE on FOOT-BINDING IN THE ORIENT which had really struck home with her!
- Episode 84 - And thus was born this WEIRD AVENGRESS OF THE NIGHT!
- Episode 85 - "You see, kids, Tavi will come back and STEP on us, you see."
- Episode 86 - "I KNOW ALL--AND ALL I KNOW, I HATE!"
- Episode 87 - "Have you any IDEA what it's like explaining to people that you're NOT a robot?"
- Episode 88 - "Send me into the dark, and I will live again."
- Episode 89 - "He could cause snowstorms and make little girls grow beards."
- Episode 90 - "Possession by space-ghosts?"
- Episode 91 - "Oh, now THIS is just stupid."
- Episode 92 - "Oooh, that makes me simply FURIOUS!"
- Episode 93 - "We love you, and Jesus does too."
- Episode 94 - "Highway SAFETY films, man!"
- Episode 95 - "Jenifer, NO!"
- Episode 96 - "Your right leg was utterly delightful..."
- Episode 97 - "Mmmm...the WOUND is still FRESH!"
- Episode 98 - "I could be GIRL FRANKENSTEIN."
- Episode 99 - "The fire inside her will be put out!"
- Episode 100 - "PHASE ONE complete."
- Episode 101 - "And who are YOU to swear by Ymir?"
- Episode 102 - "But I'll WARM you--warm you with the FIRE in my OWN BLOOD--"
- Episode 103 - "I tell you, the bird lies!"
- Episode 104 - "THE Mortimer Money?"
- Episode 105 - "Only one of us can be the Lone Ranger."
- Episode 106 - "Does Loch Lomond have bonnie banks?"
- Episode 107 - "This, folks, is SPLEUNKING in STYLE!"
- Episode 108 - "You've flipped your SUNBONNET, man!"
- Episode 109 - "Holy Harkov!"
- Episode 110 - FIN FANG FOOM!
- Episode 111 - "The freedom-loving traitors must be seized and punished!"
- Episode 112 - "They mean the sky-demons from Mars, who hurl long-range, disintegrating super-bombs!"
- Episode 113 - "I'll kill your mother and then find you and I'll cut off one of your furry, tick-ridden legs."
- Episode 114 - "I'm talking new, improved zombies."
- Episode 115 - "Just don't ask where I was when I heard about J.F.K."
- Episode 116 - "In the fast food restaurant of LIFE--Dolores was a CHEESEBURGER DELUXE."
- Episode 117 - "You should have a sign: 'NO ONE UNDER 41 ADMITTED WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT.'"
- Episode 118 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote
- Episode 119 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Episode 120 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 3: Dream Warriors
- Episode 121 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote: The Final Chapter
- Episode 122 - "Surrender, Doctor, and face your Dalek masters."
- Episode 123 - "DETONATE THE REALITY BOMB!"
- Episode 124 - "Feeling no pain..."
- Episode 125 - "We cannot solve our sadness."
- Episode 126 - "So if I did a Nintendo thing called 'Flying Chainsaw Jesus' I'd be rich?"
- Episode 127 - "Score one for the Afro!"
- Episode 128 - "Because I want you to BEG for it, bitch!"
- Episode 129 - "Underneath all this, I'm still the same old CORPSE."
- Episode 130 - "We're crazy superstar mutants!"
- Episode 131 - "Daddy'll take good care of you..."
- Episode 132 - "But she must be at least EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!"
- Episode 133 - It did seem like such a WASTE, though, for the female to EAT the male afterwards.
- Episode 134 - "Besides, I kinda LIKE seeing you get your uppity on, Emp."
- Episode 135 - "That WAS quite badass...!"
- Episode 136 - "Elissa, (SOMEHOW) you accessed OBJECT 524 (verboten, verboten, VERBOTEN)...!"
- Episode 137 - "HMMM."
- Episode 138 - "IIIII II II III IIIII"
- Episode 139 - "Case still open..."
- Episode 140 - LUKE CAGE AIN'T GLEN CAMPBELL.
- Episode 141 - "We're READY for your kind!"
- Episode 142 - "Some baby!"
- Episode 143 - "I'll look the dame over all I pleases!"
- Episode 144 - "Good-bye, cruel world!"
- Episode 145 - She now belonged to another society, another world; a world of pot, LSD and free love.
- Episode 146 - "I just didn't think a DUCK could make me feel that way!"
- Episode 147 - "But if he don't unglue his eyes from yer mammaries, I'll--!"
- "Episode 148 - "Just for once shut up and KISS me, huh?"
- Episode 149 - "My name is MORONICA!"
- Episode 150 - "I didn't do a lot of crime-fighting in those first few weeks."
- Episode 151 - "Let's cut his BALLS off!"
- Episode 152 - "Okay, you cunts."
- Episode 153 - "Knife in the nuts?"
- Episode 154 - "I got Kevlar down to my UNDEROOS, dickhead."
- Episode 155 - "Is that COCAINE?"
- Episode 156 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead
- Episode 157 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 2
- Episode 158 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 3
- Episode 159 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 4
- Episode 160 - "DIRTY JEW!"
- Episode 161 - "Hear them cheer!"
- Episode 162 - Hail Satan! V
- Episode 163 - "Don't faint with gratitude!"
- Episode 164 - "I bestow the BELT!"
- Episode 165 - "I dub thee KARA, the AMAZON PRINCESS!"
- Episode 166 - "You're just an ORDINARY female now--and you'll do as I say!"
- Episode 167 - "Or it'll finish him off."
- Episode 168 - "DON'T PANIC!"
- Episode 169 - "This is an INSULT!"
- Episode 170 - "Then promise me, if you should become queen, to give me your first child!"
- Episode 171 - "M-my hands...they've been chewed off!"!
- Episode 172 - "Got...got work to do...REVENGE!"
- Episode 173 - "You wanna see my BURNING cunt?"
- Episode 174 - "You remain silent, like the grave I long for.”
- Episode 175 - Hail Satan! VI
- Episode 176 - "Yeah - I got ENOUGH little troubles without one more!"
- Episode 177 - "Now just relax sugar - and it will be ALL OVER!"
- Episode 178 - "Needles just freak me out!"
- Episode 179 - "Then your old man doesn't have to know!"
- Episode 180 - "I am going to become GOD, gentlemen--the ONE, the ALL-POWERFUL!"
- Episode 181 - It is at that moment of eternity that IT first slithers into view, its slime-gray TENTACLES questing EAGERLY for the demi-men!
- Episode 182 - "BY THE HOARY HOSTS OF HOGGOTH!"
- Episode 183 - Hail Satan! VII
- Episode 184 - "SCHWEINEHUND!!"
- Episode 185 - "Now, shall we BEGIN--?!"
- Episode 186 - "SHUT UP!"
- Episode 187 - "Hitler is picking students for special training in Nazi schools!"
- Episode 188 - "It's for COWARDS and WEAKLINGS!"
- Episode 189 - "Is THIS America???"
- Episode 190 - "Sometimes I just get so...so ANGRY."
- Episode 191 - "You just want to shag her, that's all."
- Episode 192 - WHACK!
- Episode 193 - CHOK
- Episode 194 - "...H...he NAILED her up..."
- Episode 195 - "All MINE!"
- Episode 196 - "I think I might be gay anyway."
- Episode 197 - Hail Satan! VIII
- Episode 198 - "Dad--what happens when you die?"
- Episode 199 - "It's time to PARTY!"
50 Comments:
Product placement has been going on in comics for years.
I support Kingslee's right to be gay, I just don't support closet gays' right to occupy a straight females' time and energy while they pretend they're straight and vote Chrisitian conservative on Prop 8.
They sort of have X-Statix in Madman, they are called the Atomics, but they are beatniks, not celebrities. Seriously, your Mormonism is showing if you think beatniks are relevant in today's society.
Toys wasn't bad they just play up too much to Robin Williams. It would have been way better movie if his part was played by a young unknown.
Of course he uses those words, "nigger" and "faggot" are staples of Christian bigotry.
Wait a sec, Thoom has been using "nigger", lately, just not as much as before.
A mortician with a gun? I sort of can see that as good idea, as you mentioned it, who knows when the dead will rise again in the Marvel universe. I would think they would have more safe guards for themselves against undead things, like zombies, vampires, mummies, etc.
What happened with Prop. 8 just proved that Allred's Mormon masters have clearly snuck some kind of mind control chemical into California's water supply.
I'm not gonna bash the beatniks 'cause hey, at least they weren't hippies. Also, they were cool to Herman Munster in that one episode.
Most "big" movies would be better without some star's presence distracting everyone from the actual story a flick is supposed to be telling. That's one huge reason why most Hollywood product sucks so bad.
And speaking of Tim, has he quietly quit his own show or has he just gotten really lazy? I think his last episode came out some time when dinosaurs were still roaming the Earth.
I wouldn't mind seeing zombies that could actually be hurt by conventional weapons like guns for once. I'm all for anything that gives me a better chance of wrangling some hot zombie stripper into the rape harness I'll get around to inventing one day (for just in case the dead ever rise up against us, of course.)
Beatniks and hippies were almost the same thing, a bunch of young people in the 50's and 60's who wanted to appear counter-culture. Hippies used a lot of drugs to elevated themselves so they could make tie-dye shirts and make folk songs, didn't wash, and usually didn't have money, but somehow managed to follow their favorite singers or causes around. Beatniks sometimes used drugs, but mostly drank a lot of coffee to elevate themselves which was sometimes expressed in pretentious forms of art, they were fashionable though most of it was black and frenchie, and they lived off their rich relatives' money, that's how they could take yearly trips to Europe.
So the big differences between them was hippies were the poor kids and beatniks were the rich kids.
Whoa, I just realized something, I think Toys is older than Courtney.
Vanity-sense tingling. Someone said my name.
Toys? As in the Robin Williams film?
I am four months older than it.
Also, I am eleven months older than Batman: the Animated Series.
Ok, my point was how young you are put into the perspective of movie ages. Like you're younger than the original three Star Wars movies.
Speaking of Star Wars, have you seen this?
Why do I have no problem whatsoever believing that Courtney has "vanity-sense"?
The whole idea of a chick version of Darth Vader (funniest moment of that: helmet wax!) reminded me for some reason of the Spider-Man story where Peter took his mask off in front of the Black Cat, only to have her to scream in horror and beg for him to put it back on.
In response to both that video and the Black Cat thing:
...What?
As far as the Black Cat, as Wikipedia puts it: "Felicia had great difficulty accepting the fact that Peter was just a man beneath the mask and couldn't understand..." Which of course is just a nice way of saying, "Bitch crazy."
So Black Cat is a furry then?
What didn't you get about Commander Ada Larkin?
What was she expecting? A real spider?
What Felicia probably expected:
http://www.milehighcomics.com/cgi-bin/backissue.cgi?action=fullsize&issue=94839203702%201
I always wondered if Peter used these.
I would think she expected something more along the lines of this. She probably adored him when he had 6 arms. I'm almost sure a certain underage, down under listener did.
Ugh, no. That was stupid.
What was that, the 90's?
I think the only multiple armed thing I like are the Poleepkwas from District 9
Courtney -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man:_The_Six_Arms_Saga
If not for Ben Reilly and the Spider-Mobile, we'd be talking worst Spidey-related idea ever.
I thought Aunt May having her sixth heart attack and still not dying was the worst Spidey related story. You know, I don't think she can die, Peter sold his marriage to Mephisto for no good reason. Aunt May cannot die until another of her kind chops off her head with a sword. Aunt May is the Highlander.
Oh and Kaine and Mini-Jack, awful.
Oh wait, the utmost worst thing ever in a Spider-man comic is when Spidey "saved" this kid from his hot teen red haired babysitter who was just about to make the kid into a man.
That story would've made a lot more sense (or at least would've been more interesting) if the kid in question was some hot underage girl, with Spidey arriving too late to "save" her from the Sapphic intentions of the hot redhead.
No, I am not illustrating your comic idea.
Courtney
Speaking of underage, have you heard, Polanski has been caught. Even though the "victim" has forgiven and asked for the case to be tossed.
I have to give it to the guy, he got her when she looked really good. Who would have her now? Quick, someone take Courtney, before it's too late!
Fuck Jesus.
Fuck Zeus.
Fuck Allah.
Fuck L Ron.
Fuck Jehovah.
Fuck Buddha.
Fuck Santa Claus.
Fuck Odin.
Fuck "What the Bleep Do We Know."
Fuck the Force.
Fuck the cannabis.
Fuck the magic underwear.
Fuck Osiris.
Fuck Rao.
Fuck the Goddess.
Fuck the Mouse.
Fuck his noodly goodness.
Fuck Vashnu.
Fuck Reagan.
Fuck Darkseid.
Fuck Hronmeer.
Fuck Crom.
Fuck Cthulhu.
Fuck Elvis.
Fuck Primus.
Blasphemy, good for society.
Calm down, there's about fourty years between those two pictures.
Plus, I'm going all Indiana Jones once I finish school and search for the Holy Grail. Or whatever will grant me eternal hotness.
Also, instead of fighting the Nazis I will fuck them.
Oh and I remembered that Starhawk mentioned ages ago that he wanted some ass shots of me. Well, this photo you can at least see my backside, it's all you're getting from me:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/DarthCourtney/P1000442.jpg
Freaking hell, trust Islamics to make a move like that.
Atheism is dominating religion now days anyway. So we won't have to put up with this bullshit much longer.
Oh and Buddha is not a god, he was just a Chinese philopher. And what a beautiful and peaceful philosophy it is. Many of the greatest minds, including Nikola Tesla say that if they were to follow a religion, it would be Buddhism.
I don't know why Blogspot won't let me log in.
Xantes, what's great for all us godless heathens is that in effect, every day is Blasphemy Day!
Also Courtney, if the Nazis you're targeting with sex get to see your naked ass, I figure that "Podcast X nation" is at least equally entitled.
And you wouldn't know it because you live in a much more civilized country than ours, but over here the xtians are crazier than ever since their side lost the last Presidential election.
And Cthulhu is way cooler than Buddha.
I know Buddha's not a god, I'm insulting the religions. Magic underwear is not a god.
Hmmm if magic underwear was a god, would Victoria's Secret be their anti-christ?
Nice pic, I gotta get back into the Spanking Courtney mode. Still should be taken before she gets too overage.
Christians always been as crazy, they just trying to show they are proud of it.
The other day my mum found this thing I wrote in primary school.
It was one of the "getting to know you" questionares they give you at the beginning of each year.
One of the questions was "who is your hero?"
I wrote:
Lex Luthor
I'm framing that one.
Still can't log in!
Hmmm, Victor will be displeased.
I really liked DC as a kid.
Mostly because of BTAS.
I probably didn't know who Victor was until...
Oh yeah, I just remembered that time he abducted me at the age of six.
Xantes, there's something disturbing about the Victoria's Secret models; they all have those blank stares like they're actually fembots or something. Which they probably are, so they could just wipe out all those magic underwear Mormon bitches with no problem, anyway.
Courtney, Blogger must be having its period or something; you're probably better off just hooking yourself up with a new user ID and password.
Also, you always leave out the part where you became too old for Doom because you turned seven.
Not fembots, demons with human skins on, that's why they know how to party and need to purge.
Do you have what it takes to be a real fan?
That's just...sad. I do wonder what Courtney would think about that though, given her love of sci-fi and fear of needles.
Courtney
The only thing more agonizing than what that person experienced while getting their tattoo was the pain I had to endure in just looking at it.
And this is why I want to kill every single other Courtney in existance and copyright and trademark and register my own name.
Tattoos are for the weak.
Anyway, I found these videos today and this guy plays an incredible Joker.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking. You've seen Joker impressions a millions times before.
But this is in a class of it's own. It's a series, so there's more story to it. Rather than some retard sitting in his home with lipstick on quoting the Dark Knight.
It reminded me of why I loved the Joker so much before they marketed the shit out of him, therefore turning him into mainstream fodder.
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheJokerBlogs
Courtney The Only
I thought: 34 comments? Wow, these guys have gotten popular! But, it's just 3 people having a conversation...
You guys need to get a forum or something.
You should see episode 124, 116 comments and it's only 4 people. So what did you think of this episode.
I'm a big fan of X-Statix and Mike Allred.
Sorry, I should've commented on the episode.
It was amusing. They're kinda stuck in the 3rd Chakra. T-mafia's got a potty mouth. It was fun while they were talking about X-statix. That's really the last Superhero Team comic I bought (without feeling dirty). Oh, yeah, I bought some New Avengers and crap, but I really got off on Ant Man.
I'm really offended by their use of Nick Drake. You should be ashamed.
Why? I just talked to Nick via my trusty Ouija board and he said that everyone in Hell is a big fan of the show.
Okay, so #131 posts to the blog just fine but Feedburner keeps replacing it for some reason with a rerun of the Black Devil Doll episode for PCX subscribers, and that's how like 99% of our audience gets the show. If they can't fix whatever's wrong, I'll probably wind up just posting the new ep. here and maybe burning a new feed altogether to replace the old, apparently hopelessly fucked-up one.
Meantime, for your entertainment.
Heh. As hot as that was, you just know those little sluts are all gonna be knocked up by the time they're 12.
Oh that reminds me. My family went into the city to check out Telethon and there was a performance not too dissimilar to that one.
What kind of society is this that we dress up little girls like that and make them dance?
I just thought of you guys as I watched it.
Courtney
...this is why I want to kill every single other Courtney in existence...
Disturbingly enough, it's kinda cute hearing a teenaged girl go all homicidal.
What kind of society is this that we dress up little girls like that and make them dance?
Para-- oh, I see Xantes already gave my answer.
#131 should be up by the end of the week; Feedburner apparently doesn't do tech support anymore outside of just telling the masses, "Ask around! Maybe someone can help you! Y'know, since we can't be bothered!" (and I tried to fix things myself, but...) so I'll just want to make sure I shut the current and apparently hopelessly fucked-up feed down properly before I post the new episode here so I can be sure everyone's actually getting the new show.
Aargh, Black Devil Doll is my neighbour!
I looked out my window and into the backroom of the house behind mine was a creepy doll, moving in the breeze. Or at least I think that's how it was moving.
Except this one is Black Devil Doll's native American cousin.
Had the feather hat thing on.
I even got out binoculars to take a closer look. Hopefully no one saw me do that. It's a bit sus.
Have you guys seen all this bullshit about a supposedly racist skit on "Hey Hey, It's Saturday"?
It was a long running variety show over here and they recently had a ten year re-union special weekend.
One of the skits was making fun of the Jackson 5 with white guys in black face.
Harry Conick Jr was one of the judges on the panel and he lost his shit over it.
Now it's on every American talk show.
It's so painful to watch because it's apparent that they know nothing about Australia.
One woman on Fox News said "but it's a different country, you know. They don't have the same civil rights."
Then Whoopie Goldberg on the View was all like "well they don't treats abos very nice over there."
Urgh, dumbass PCs.
In the words of the great Chopper Reed "harden the fuck up".
What does the racist stereotypical abo look and act like?
I dunno; I always thought they just danced around and stuff, but I think they like to get drunk all the time too like our own natives. And before our massive Aboriginal fanbase complains, I just wanna point out that the question was about stereotypes! Our Injuns really do love to drink, though.
Okay, so it was racist or whatever (Did anyone consider Dave Chappelle doing "whiteface" in one his episodes racist? I thought it was a good bit myself but hey, just wondering.) but more to the point, it wasn't as funny as it could have been.
I mean, the "Michael Jackson" guy could've at least tried to pitch his voice up and actually sound like Jackson, for one thing.
Ironically, I'm sure everyone's ignoring the fact that the skit was making fun of, well, a gay pedo in the first place (I mean, straight pedophilia's fine, but...)
It's funny that some bitch on Fox News (I mean what's more racist/fascist than Fox News?!) would even have the nerve to say shit.
And Whoopi's just bitter because she can't look in a mirror without screaming in terror.
Courtney, your suspicions are correct: all the dolls in Australia have banded together to stop you now before it's too late; they know what evil you'll eventually unleash upon the world if they allow you to live!
Speaking of evil little dolls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjyIFdRxV8k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAo5Rg3pTYc&feature=related
Wow. lots o' comments
I have been stranded in Cleveland, where they have no internet, no sun, and the only sex to be had is with the women whose sores aren't toleaky that day.
My travel logs
1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
2)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
PCX: The Classics Tour.
Is it racist that Thoom thinks all Australians are criminals?
Actually some of the early American settlers were criminals and uber-religious too.
I wish they would do a Marvel Mortician comic. It would be about Lenny Mortez, a mortician troubleshooter going around solving undead shenanigans and trying to push for safety and preparation laws against the potential undead. Like smash all skulls, burn the bodies, shoot the ashes into the sun.
Thoom's "No N word" policy has failed.
Courtney should draw a comic showing her exploits, traveling the world, fucking Nazis.
Or maybe not, how old are Nazis these days? Would they be fuckable?
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