Sunday, September 20, 2009

Episode 130 - "We're crazy superstar mutants!"

PCX reviews X-Statix #12
(part 2 of 3)


Blogger XantesFire said...

Product placement has been going on in comics for years.

I support Kingslee's right to be gay, I just don't support closet gays' right to occupy a straight females' time and energy while they pretend they're straight and vote Chrisitian conservative on Prop 8.

They sort of have X-Statix in Madman, they are called the Atomics, but they are beatniks, not celebrities. Seriously, your Mormonism is showing if you think beatniks are relevant in today's society.

Toys wasn't bad they just play up too much to Robin Williams. It would have been way better movie if his part was played by a young unknown.

Of course he uses those words, "nigger" and "faggot" are staples of Christian bigotry.

Wait a sec, Thoom has been using "nigger", lately, just not as much as before.

A mortician with a gun? I sort of can see that as good idea, as you mentioned it, who knows when the dead will rise again in the Marvel universe. I would think they would have more safe guards for themselves against undead things, like zombies, vampires, mummies, etc.

September 20, 2009 8:26 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

What happened with Prop. 8 just proved that Allred's Mormon masters have clearly snuck some kind of mind control chemical into California's water supply.

I'm not gonna bash the beatniks 'cause hey, at least they weren't hippies. Also, they were cool to Herman Munster in that one episode.

Most "big" movies would be better without some star's presence distracting everyone from the actual story a flick is supposed to be telling. That's one huge reason why most Hollywood product sucks so bad.

And speaking of Tim, has he quietly quit his own show or has he just gotten really lazy? I think his last episode came out some time when dinosaurs were still roaming the Earth.

I wouldn't mind seeing zombies that could actually be hurt by conventional weapons like guns for once. I'm all for anything that gives me a better chance of wrangling some hot zombie stripper into the rape harness I'll get around to inventing one day (for just in case the dead ever rise up against us, of course.)

September 23, 2009 12:54 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Beatniks and hippies were almost the same thing, a bunch of young people in the 50's and 60's who wanted to appear counter-culture. Hippies used a lot of drugs to elevated themselves so they could make tie-dye shirts and make folk songs, didn't wash, and usually didn't have money, but somehow managed to follow their favorite singers or causes around. Beatniks sometimes used drugs, but mostly drank a lot of coffee to elevate themselves which was sometimes expressed in pretentious forms of art, they were fashionable though most of it was black and frenchie, and they lived off their rich relatives' money, that's how they could take yearly trips to Europe.

So the big differences between them was hippies were the poor kids and beatniks were the rich kids.

September 23, 2009 10:53 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Whoa, I just realized something, I think Toys is older than Courtney.

September 23, 2009 7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vanity-sense tingling. Someone said my name.

Toys? As in the Robin Williams film?
I am four months older than it.
Also, I am eleven months older than Batman: the Animated Series.

September 24, 2009 8:33 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Ok, my point was how young you are put into the perspective of movie ages. Like you're younger than the original three Star Wars movies.

Speaking of Star Wars, have you seen this?

September 24, 2009 8:31 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Why do I have no problem whatsoever believing that Courtney has "vanity-sense"?

The whole idea of a chick version of Darth Vader (funniest moment of that: helmet wax!) reminded me for some reason of the Spider-Man story where Peter took his mask off in front of the Black Cat, only to have her to scream in horror and beg for him to put it back on.

September 24, 2009 9:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In response to both that video and the Black Cat thing:

September 24, 2009 10:27 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

As far as the Black Cat, as Wikipedia puts it: "Felicia had great difficulty accepting the fact that Peter was just a man beneath the mask and couldn't understand..." Which of course is just a nice way of saying, "Bitch crazy."

September 25, 2009 8:40 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

So Black Cat is a furry then?

What didn't you get about Commander Ada Larkin?

September 25, 2009 9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was she expecting? A real spider?

September 26, 2009 4:47 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

What Felicia probably expected:

September 26, 2009 5:55 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I always wondered if Peter used these.

I would think she expected something more along the lines of this. She probably adored him when he had 6 arms. I'm almost sure a certain underage, down under listener did.

September 26, 2009 7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh, no. That was stupid.
What was that, the 90's?
I think the only multiple armed thing I like are the Poleepkwas from District 9

September 27, 2009 1:17 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney -

If not for Ben Reilly and the Spider-Mobile, we'd be talking worst Spidey-related idea ever.

September 27, 2009 6:12 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I thought Aunt May having her sixth heart attack and still not dying was the worst Spidey related story. You know, I don't think she can die, Peter sold his marriage to Mephisto for no good reason. Aunt May cannot die until another of her kind chops off her head with a sword. Aunt May is the Highlander.

Oh and Kaine and Mini-Jack, awful.

September 27, 2009 9:27 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Oh wait, the utmost worst thing ever in a Spider-man comic is when Spidey "saved" this kid from his hot teen red haired babysitter who was just about to make the kid into a man.

September 27, 2009 9:34 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

That story would've made a lot more sense (or at least would've been more interesting) if the kid in question was some hot underage girl, with Spidey arriving too late to "save" her from the Sapphic intentions of the hot redhead.

September 28, 2009 8:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I am not illustrating your comic idea.


September 28, 2009 10:42 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Speaking of underage, have you heard, Polanski has been caught. Even though the "victim" has forgiven and asked for the case to be tossed.

I have to give it to the guy, he got her when she looked really good. Who would have her now? Quick, someone take Courtney, before it's too late!

September 29, 2009 7:15 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Fuck Jesus.

Fuck Zeus.

Fuck Allah.

Fuck L Ron.

Fuck Jehovah.

Fuck Buddha.

Fuck Santa Claus.

Fuck Odin.

Fuck "What the Bleep Do We Know."

Fuck the Force.

Fuck the cannabis.

Fuck the magic underwear.

Fuck Osiris.

Fuck Rao.

Fuck the Goddess.

Fuck the Mouse.

Fuck his noodly goodness.

Fuck Vashnu.

Fuck Reagan.

Fuck Darkseid.

Fuck Hronmeer.

Fuck Crom.

Fuck Cthulhu.

Fuck Elvis.

Fuck Primus.

Blasphemy, good for society.

September 30, 2009 5:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Calm down, there's about fourty years between those two pictures.
Plus, I'm going all Indiana Jones once I finish school and search for the Holy Grail. Or whatever will grant me eternal hotness.
Also, instead of fighting the Nazis I will fuck them.

Oh and I remembered that Starhawk mentioned ages ago that he wanted some ass shots of me. Well, this photo you can at least see my backside, it's all you're getting from me:

Freaking hell, trust Islamics to make a move like that.
Atheism is dominating religion now days anyway. So we won't have to put up with this bullshit much longer.

Oh and Buddha is not a god, he was just a Chinese philopher. And what a beautiful and peaceful philosophy it is. Many of the greatest minds, including Nikola Tesla say that if they were to follow a religion, it would be Buddhism.

I don't know why Blogspot won't let me log in.

September 30, 2009 11:52 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, what's great for all us godless heathens is that in effect, every day is Blasphemy Day!

Also Courtney, if the Nazis you're targeting with sex get to see your naked ass, I figure that "Podcast X nation" is at least equally entitled.

And you wouldn't know it because you live in a much more civilized country than ours, but over here the xtians are crazier than ever since their side lost the last Presidential election.

And Cthulhu is way cooler than Buddha.

September 30, 2009 7:15 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I know Buddha's not a god, I'm insulting the religions. Magic underwear is not a god.

Hmmm if magic underwear was a god, would Victoria's Secret be their anti-christ?

Nice pic, I gotta get back into the Spanking Courtney mode. Still should be taken before she gets too overage.

Christians always been as crazy, they just trying to show they are proud of it.

September 30, 2009 10:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The other day my mum found this thing I wrote in primary school.
It was one of the "getting to know you" questionares they give you at the beginning of each year.
One of the questions was "who is your hero?"
I wrote:
Lex Luthor

I'm framing that one.

Still can't log in!

October 01, 2009 6:25 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Hmmm, Victor will be displeased.

October 01, 2009 6:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really liked DC as a kid.
Mostly because of BTAS.

I probably didn't know who Victor was until...
Oh yeah, I just remembered that time he abducted me at the age of six.

October 01, 2009 10:40 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes, there's something disturbing about the Victoria's Secret models; they all have those blank stares like they're actually fembots or something. Which they probably are, so they could just wipe out all those magic underwear Mormon bitches with no problem, anyway.

Courtney, Blogger must be having its period or something; you're probably better off just hooking yourself up with a new user ID and password.

Also, you always leave out the part where you became too old for Doom because you turned seven.

October 01, 2009 7:18 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Not fembots, demons with human skins on, that's why they know how to party and need to purge.

October 01, 2009 7:33 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Do you have what it takes to be a real fan?

October 02, 2009 11:55 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

That's just...sad. I do wonder what Courtney would think about that though, given her love of sci-fi and fear of needles.

October 02, 2009 5:53 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...


October 02, 2009 7:11 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

The only thing more agonizing than what that person experienced while getting their tattoo was the pain I had to endure in just looking at it.

October 03, 2009 3:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this is why I want to kill every single other Courtney in existance and copyright and trademark and register my own name.

Tattoos are for the weak.

Anyway, I found these videos today and this guy plays an incredible Joker.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking. You've seen Joker impressions a millions times before.
But this is in a class of it's own. It's a series, so there's more story to it. Rather than some retard sitting in his home with lipstick on quoting the Dark Knight.
It reminded me of why I loved the Joker so much before they marketed the shit out of him, therefore turning him into mainstream fodder.

Courtney The Only

October 03, 2009 4:47 AM  
Blogger eclipsespilce said...

I thought: 34 comments? Wow, these guys have gotten popular! But, it's just 3 people having a conversation...

You guys need to get a forum or something.

October 03, 2009 9:47 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

You should see episode 124, 116 comments and it's only 4 people. So what did you think of this episode.

October 03, 2009 11:07 AM  
Blogger eclipsespilce said...

I'm a big fan of X-Statix and Mike Allred.

October 03, 2009 11:14 AM  
Blogger eclipsespilce said...

Sorry, I should've commented on the episode.

It was amusing. They're kinda stuck in the 3rd Chakra. T-mafia's got a potty mouth. It was fun while they were talking about X-statix. That's really the last Superhero Team comic I bought (without feeling dirty). Oh, yeah, I bought some New Avengers and crap, but I really got off on Ant Man.

I'm really offended by their use of Nick Drake. You should be ashamed.

October 03, 2009 11:35 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Why? I just talked to Nick via my trusty Ouija board and he said that everyone in Hell is a big fan of the show.

October 03, 2009 6:42 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Okay, so #131 posts to the blog just fine but Feedburner keeps replacing it for some reason with a rerun of the Black Devil Doll episode for PCX subscribers, and that's how like 99% of our audience gets the show. If they can't fix whatever's wrong, I'll probably wind up just posting the new ep. here and maybe burning a new feed altogether to replace the old, apparently hopelessly fucked-up one.

October 05, 2009 9:17 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Meantime, for your entertainment.

October 05, 2009 10:23 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Heh. As hot as that was, you just know those little sluts are all gonna be knocked up by the time they're 12.

October 05, 2009 9:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh that reminds me. My family went into the city to check out Telethon and there was a performance not too dissimilar to that one.
What kind of society is this that we dress up little girls like that and make them dance?
I just thought of you guys as I watched it.


October 06, 2009 12:00 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...


October 06, 2009 8:27 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

...this is why I want to kill every single other Courtney in existence...

Disturbingly enough, it's kinda cute hearing a teenaged girl go all homicidal.

What kind of society is this that we dress up little girls like that and make them dance?

Para-- oh, I see Xantes already gave my answer.

#131 should be up by the end of the week; Feedburner apparently doesn't do tech support anymore outside of just telling the masses, "Ask around! Maybe someone can help you! Y'know, since we can't be bothered!" (and I tried to fix things myself, but...) so I'll just want to make sure I shut the current and apparently hopelessly fucked-up feed down properly before I post the new episode here so I can be sure everyone's actually getting the new show.

October 06, 2009 9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aargh, Black Devil Doll is my neighbour!
I looked out my window and into the backroom of the house behind mine was a creepy doll, moving in the breeze. Or at least I think that's how it was moving.
Except this one is Black Devil Doll's native American cousin.
Had the feather hat thing on.

I even got out binoculars to take a closer look. Hopefully no one saw me do that. It's a bit sus.

October 09, 2009 1:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you guys seen all this bullshit about a supposedly racist skit on "Hey Hey, It's Saturday"?
It was a long running variety show over here and they recently had a ten year re-union special weekend.
One of the skits was making fun of the Jackson 5 with white guys in black face.
Harry Conick Jr was one of the judges on the panel and he lost his shit over it.

Now it's on every American talk show.
It's so painful to watch because it's apparent that they know nothing about Australia.
One woman on Fox News said "but it's a different country, you know. They don't have the same civil rights."

Then Whoopie Goldberg on the View was all like "well they don't treats abos very nice over there."

Urgh, dumbass PCs.
In the words of the great Chopper Reed "harden the fuck up".

October 09, 2009 6:36 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What does the racist stereotypical abo look and act like?

October 09, 2009 8:22 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I dunno; I always thought they just danced around and stuff, but I think they like to get drunk all the time too like our own natives. And before our massive Aboriginal fanbase complains, I just wanna point out that the question was about stereotypes! Our Injuns really do love to drink, though.

Okay, so it was racist or whatever (Did anyone consider Dave Chappelle doing "whiteface" in one his episodes racist? I thought it was a good bit myself but hey, just wondering.) but more to the point, it wasn't as funny as it could have been.

I mean, the "Michael Jackson" guy could've at least tried to pitch his voice up and actually sound like Jackson, for one thing.

Ironically, I'm sure everyone's ignoring the fact that the skit was making fun of, well, a gay pedo in the first place (I mean, straight pedophilia's fine, but...)

It's funny that some bitch on Fox News (I mean what's more racist/fascist than Fox News?!) would even have the nerve to say shit.

And Whoopi's just bitter because she can't look in a mirror without screaming in terror.

Courtney, your suspicions are correct: all the dolls in Australia have banded together to stop you now before it's too late; they know what evil you'll eventually unleash upon the world if they allow you to live!

Speaking of evil little dolls:

October 09, 2009 9:30 AM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...

Wow. lots o' comments

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October 09, 2009 9:45 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Is it racist that Thoom thinks all Australians are criminals?

Actually some of the early American settlers were criminals and uber-religious too.

I wish they would do a Marvel Mortician comic. It would be about Lenny Mortez, a mortician troubleshooter going around solving undead shenanigans and trying to push for safety and preparation laws against the potential undead. Like smash all skulls, burn the bodies, shoot the ashes into the sun.

Thoom's "No N word" policy has failed.

Courtney should draw a comic showing her exploits, traveling the world, fucking Nazis.

Or maybe not, how old are Nazis these days? Would they be fuckable?

September 05, 2011 11:10 AM  

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