Sunday, August 23, 2009

Episode 128 - "Because I want you to BEG for it, bitch!"

PCX reviews Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984 film)

34 Comments:

Blogger T Mafia said...

I know, I know. I didn't think there would be a new show up today, either. Live and learn.

And lest anyone think I've developed a work ethic, look for #129 two weeks from now - rumor has it that one's even got a co-host and everything!

August 23, 2009 9:03 PM  
Blogger Thoom said...

For those who haven't seen it when it was posted on the THOOM! site: A review of Black Devil Doll from Hell by the other person besides myself and T-Mafia who acknowledges that this movie exists: The Cinema Snob. The Snob also reviewed another movie from Devil Doll auteur Chester Turner (also starring his muse, Shirley L. Jones) Tales from the Quadead Zone. Brrrr.

August 24, 2009 1:11 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

The only good thing about Turner's flicks is that they both end with anti-actress Shirley L. Jones suffering a slow, painful death.

It apparently takes him the entire length of a movie to figure out what the audience really wants to see.

August 24, 2009 6:26 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

I have never heard of a video that doesn't fast forward. That must be how bad this thing is. Here. If you want a good copy (didn't think you would ever hear that word assosicated with this movie, did you) of Black Devil Doll from Hell

August 25, 2009 9:17 AM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

I forgot to add the link to part 2.

(I totally scored on the word verification. I got the word "makings" An actual word!)

August 25, 2009 3:02 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Great going me, this is why I can't have nice things.

I have never really gotten into an in-depth discussion with any of my peers at Tafe. But today we all had lunch together and discussed a multitude of things.
One of the girls is only sixteen, a conservative Jesus junkie who dresses like an old woman.
But they are all air-headed girls who would never have had a deep or philosophical thought in their entire lives. Never thinking beyond the next day or the next pair of shoes.
And it only took me all of five minutes before they all knew I was an atheist, transhumanist, misogynist, nazi-loving, misanthropic, sci-fi minded...Person.

I think I honestly scared the crap out of them when I proposed the idea of living forever Cyberman style.
They couldn't quite get their head around the idea that you are only your brain and your body is a vessel.

August 26, 2009 4:57 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Vichus, I did bookmark that site, but I really, really, really have no desire to ever suffer through this particular movie ever again!

And Courtney, the only downside I can see to being a Cyberman is...well, look at them. How do they have sex? There aren't any Cyber-bitches so they'd have to rape the lowly human sluts anyway, but with what? I mean, even the Daleks probably get to do all kinds of perverted shit with those "plunger arms" of theirs.

August 26, 2009 9:13 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

If not a Cyberman, why not a Saibaman? Short lifespan, but at least you're more humanoid than a Cyberman.

I did watch this horrible film, and I was disgusted. I hate the film in general, but the fact that the director didn't have the sense to go all the way with the sexual content is what really disgusts me.

Also, having a second, slightly more attractive woman at the end and not using her bugs me. I guess he was expecting a sequel? Is there a sequel?

August 26, 2009 10:02 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Saibamen are grown from seeds and seem to have no sex life. What's the point but a short, violent life? Boring.

Cybermen you figure would atleast have the possibility of plugging into a vr sex life, I mean, they are called Cyber-men.

I wouldn't mind a cyborg version of cyber-women.

Courtney, ask the uber-christian if she were to find herself in the past, right before Jesus is suppose to be nailed up, with a machine gun and whatever else she would need to get him out of town, would she save him? If she says no, then I guess she doesn't really love Jesus. If she says yes then, then remind her, that means he's not the savior.

August 26, 2009 11:38 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I didn't literally mean Cybermen. I just meant putting your brain in a more durable shell.

August 26, 2009 11:46 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I wouldn't mind being a more self independent version of the Borg.

August 26, 2009 11:59 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I got my hair cut like Katie Holmes today. So I can't fit my hair into pigtails, hah!
But it can fit under a bald cap.

August 28, 2009 6:52 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Oh and here's photos, because our comment sections are never complete until I post pictures of myself.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/DarthCourtney/P1000344.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/DarthCourtney/P1000343.jpg

August 28, 2009 8:53 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

You mean you were trying to get your "Spock" on and you call it "Katie Holmes" just so your mom doesn't freak on Trek.

You can still go pigtails. Little girl looks sort of part reptilian/starchild.

Hah! I ain't falling for it. Your second pic is some sort of mind control pic.

August 28, 2009 12:08 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Vichus, there's no sequel to this (that I know of...) and to maintain my sanity, I'm pretending the recent remake(!) doesn't actually exist.

Xantes, in Courtney's defense, I don't think she's trying to control our minds with those great big eyes of hers in that second picture; I think she's just trying to steal our souls or something.

And Courtney, just because you cut your hair doesn't mean you can't still do that "little girl dress and no makeup" thing!

August 30, 2009 11:40 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I wasn't wearing make up there.

August 31, 2009 5:11 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

I looked it up, and I might have to watch this remake, Black Devil Doll. Give the movie credit for one thing: they have 5 women in this one. It might not have the heart of the original, though.

This one is probably just out to show skin, but the original's intention was to call a woman a bitch.

August 31, 2009 3:32 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Then I support the intention of the original, but otherwise...

And notice Courtney didn't actually deny the accusations of soul stealing and/or mind control!

August 31, 2009 9:44 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

BTW, if anyone's wondering where the commenting suddenly disappeared to, we're pretty much all back on the thread for #127 (the Josie episode.)

Not quite sure how that happened, but...

September 02, 2009 8:49 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Josie more interesting that Black Devil.

September 02, 2009 11:34 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I want to make a comic called "TIME-TRAVELING NAZIS!"
In which Hitler, Goebbels and Himmler all find themselves in the Elizabethan era.
Naturally they take over the place and it all goes well.
But what's this? Musollini has been here the whole time too?
And action ensues!

September 03, 2009 9:16 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Xantes: Yeah, that makes sense; not that I don't appreciate every comment on the site no matter where it is! I'd originally recorded this ep. for The Cinematic Attic, actually; but that show seems to be on hiatus or something right now. And I wouldn't mind seeing a crossover between the Devil Doll & Pussycats properties; somebody's gotta rape some submissiveness into Alexandra, after all.

Courtney, I'm such a geek that I read your premise and immediately wondered if Queen Elizabeth had gotten Torchwood going yet, and if that had anything to do with all these Nazis mysteriously popping up in the 1800s in the first place. BTW after reading your comments over on the THOOM! blog, should I tell you the next PCX episode kicks off a four-part scathing review of District 9 co-hosted by Tim?

PS Don't panic; it's entirely possible that I'm just kidding.

September 03, 2009 10:08 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

I don't think Torchwood came around until Queen Victoria.

I'm talking medieval times. It would be easy for the Nazis to take charge there as they didn't even have guns yet. They were ignorant, primitive, religious nuts.

But it would be cool to see Jack fighting two of the biggest dictators of all time.

September 03, 2009 10:17 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Oh yeah, I knew it was Queen somebody or other in that one; they're all the same anyway in that every time a woman was the supposed head of some monarchy you just know that someone who was actually competent (i.e. a man, of course) had to be secretly running everything behind the scenes.

"Ignorant, primitive, religious nuts"? If that's the sort of lackies they were looking for, your Nazis should have just taken over America back when Dubya Bush and his cronies were in charge (speaking of dictators...!)

September 03, 2009 10:39 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Ooo, now that would be a sight. Imagine Hitler punching Bush in the face as Nazis storm the White House!

The Queen is really just a figure head. Always has been.
Usually it's the prime minister who makes all the decisions.

I watched the final episode of Star Trek in which a woman is in the body of Kirk. She hated being female because she believed it made her inferior.
But even as Kirk her feminine ways were still in tact and you saw just why women should not be in a position of power.
It was a pretty funny episode.

September 03, 2009 10:48 AM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

Oh, BTW {COUGH]Theresis alsoaBlackDevilDollbookbasedonthemovie[/COUGH]

September 03, 2009 12:08 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Let's see, Facism (as per Wiki) is a radical authoritarian nationalist political ideology and corporate economical ideology, believes nations and/or races are in perpetual conflict whereby only the strong can survive by being healthy, vital, and by asserting themselves in conflict against the weak. How's this different from Elizabethian England? Elizabeth loved music and poetry? So did Hitler.

Hitler and Bush would have gotten along well, Bush's Grandfather used to do business with him.

Time traveling Nazis? Check your local library.

Laquisha Jones of the Pussycats vs. The Time Traveling Nazis of the Elizabethian Period.

September 03, 2009 3:02 PM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

TC-
Remember that time we imagined Kim and Dr.Orpheus getting together?
Well while I was going through my season 2 DVD, I found a deleted scene where Kim mentions that she thinks he's hot.

So much potential for that character, yet she doesn't even have a background appearance in season 3.

September 04, 2009 3:35 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

Oh and I was watching that DVD because I was getting reference to make that awesome pink top she wears. I'm going to make it.

September 04, 2009 3:37 AM  
OpenID pyrothemaniac said...

OMG, digital comics will now be legal!
Well, sort of. You will soon be able to download them onto PSP.
Probably won't cost as much as a real comic anyway.

There's also a built in mic and Skype on PSP.
So should I ever find myself out and about and really needing to review a comic, I can.

Playstation is the best.

September 04, 2009 7:58 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney, that actually turned out to be the last episode of the old Star Trek they aired. After all, where do you go after you've let Shatner act onscreen how he undoubtedly really acts when no cameras are on him?

Vichus, there's a book? What is it, on like a grade-school level or something?!

Xantes, Laquisha would just pimp out Melody to the Nazis and they'd all calm right down.

September 04, 2009 7:12 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Nah, Laquisha might pimp out Josie, but she wouldn't pimp out Melody cause that's her toy to play with and abuse.

So Star Trek ends with Kirk turning feminine? And Boston Legal ended with Crane being "feminine." Did T.J Hooker end with T.J crossdressing?

September 04, 2009 8:29 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Probably. Also, y'know, the word "Hooker" was already right there in his name, so I can just imagine how they ended that series...

September 06, 2009 11:38 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Those little bible usually use large fonts or regular sized fonts. They only carry specific books or scenes but usually not the entire bible text.

There's a couple of times I tried watching this movie because of you and Tim, but the static is just too bad.

Got Wood Rape

Voodoo bitch is probably fucking the Devil Doll too.

This Voodoo store has a bad business plan, bitch comes into store, buy the doll, has sex with it, doll returns, bitch buys it again, doll kills her. No long term return customer base.

Laquisha Jones Vs. The Black Devil Doll From Hell, she was just looking for a some fine wood. Now she gots to bitch slap the fucker down!

September 02, 2011 11:18 AM  

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