Sunday, March 04, 2007

Episode 38 - No Future

PCX reviews Superman V1 #657 & 658
"...which raises a great question: Where the hell is the Batman?"
"Oh, please. If there's an apocalypse, Batman is not surviving it."

23 Comments:

Anonymous Starhawk said...

"There is no future but what we make."
- Sarah Conner.

Hence, Starhawk would like to ward off the inevitable Crisis of Obvious Critisms by stating that Starhawk and Trenchcoat Mafia DO recognize that the universe's only rape-able Green Lantern is (in fact) the mongeloid daughter of the (thankfully and finally) deceased Green Lantern, Hal Jordan.

[Inker!] How we missed an opportunity to make specific Hal Jordan's daughter rape jokes? - Starhawk can only appologize to the audiance in hindsight. :-(

Second, the astute listener may note that Starhawk was unable to state Starhawk's main issue with this issue - hence Starhawk would like to state it now: "There is NO FUCKING WAY that slamming something as insignificantly small as Kal-El of Krypton (love 'em like a brother) into the womb of mother earth, could crack her crust with the magnitude to cause an abortion of the human race. If you expect me to believe that, then you might as well expect me to believe that Trenchcoat Mafia is only JOKING when he declares his lust for young Wednesday Adams."

And on that note: enjoy the show...

Starhawk.cumbering.yetAnother.InfiniteCrisis

March 05, 2007 12:13 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

re: "Wednesday Addams" -

Hey, if I'm alone in my lust, why did Hollywood just make a movie where the premise is "See a nymphomaniacal Christina Ricci half-naked, sweaty, and in chains!"?!

March 05, 2007 11:23 AM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

Uh, sorry, TCM, but this one is for the bondage and black men on white chicks fetishists. Pedophiles were served last year with with Hard Candy and The Woodsman.

Starhawk.tracking.all.perversions

P.S.

Starhawk hates to break this to Trenchcoat Mafia, but Wednesday Addams is now an adult.

And quite fuckably so.
(Still.)

March 06, 2007 2:10 PM  
Anonymous THOOM! said...

Trenchcoat chided the Ocean Master character as weak because he was Aqua Man's less famous brother and "what can he do? Talk to fish?"

But Ocean Master can't even do that. He's always been jealous because his half brother Aqua Man had powers and he didn't.

March 07, 2007 11:46 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

He's even more lame than I originally thought, then. You know you suck as a character when you're actually jealous of Aquaman.

Of course, you really suck as a character if you set into motion a chain of events that gets my hero Captain America killed...I'm looking at you, Tony Stark!

Oh, "spoiler warning" for that last paragraph.

March 08, 2007 9:30 AM  
Anonymous Thoom said...

According to "Civil War:The Intiative" Cap ain't dead.
Ms. Marvel Tells Spider Woman that cap was taken away and is still alive, but I guess they are leading everyone to believe he's dead.

That reminds me; I have to go to the CGS forums and post what a ripoff CW:The Initiative is. It's a sampler, like DC's Brave New World. But where BNW was 99 cents, The Initiative is 5 bucks. Where BNW gave you new material and sneak previews of what it to come, CW:I is reprinting 4 or 5 pages out of shit you already have (Iron Man #15, Cap #25, Mighty Avengers #1, Thunderbolts) or shit you were gonna get anyway. Fuck Marvel.

March 08, 2007 12:17 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

I have to say (although I'm embarrassed)...I did like Starhawk's show of love to the mongoloid (Damn, you get punany from all over de world!). That alone makes up for, as you put it, "the lack of specific Hal Jordan's daughter rape jokes"...

Okay, enough talk of this episode: What about my new blog entry for March? Surely, that's more important than anything...... (smile)

March 09, 2007 9:30 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

V, you have a blog?

Kidding.

Tim, you've just given us yet another sad example there of how hard Joey Q is making it to be a Marvel fan these days (insert Charlie Brown sigh here).

March 09, 2007 9:45 AM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

Vixen said...
"I have to say (although I'm embarrassed)...I did like Starhawk's show of love to the mongoloid (Damn, you get punany from all over de world!). "

All over de world? When he said she looked mongoloid, he didn't mean "she's from Mongolia"....
The 'International Lover' title belt still belongs to Prince. Starhawk, otoh, probably got his mongoloid love experience from 'volunteering' at the local mental developmental homes.

Somebody report him.

That does remind me to query: Trenchcoat, please bust out the credits to that Groovy Tune dedicated to Hal's challenged offspring that you played at the end of the show.

March 09, 2007 12:34 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

At long last, the terrible truth about the first son of Podon and his weakness for the sexual charms of the mentally handicapped can be told...

"Mongoloid" is by Devo (for the younger PCX listeners: think Weezer, only even nerdier), and can be found on 1978's Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo! LP (or alternately, via the file sharing program of your choice).

March 10, 2007 9:52 AM  
Anonymous Kid Mission said...

Shit, I hoped to get on this a little sooner but I procrastinated a bit more than I usually do on the show, oh well. I'm here now.

Of course the first comment I need to leave are my endless thanks for the fine, fine shoutout on the X by my man/daddy/brother Starhawk. I guess you're still The Last Black Voice of Reason since I don't recall you announcing a new alias, I guess since it was the same comic you needed to retain reason in your voice.

As for the show, it was great. This is the first time I listen to the entire Podcast X out of my house and I found it pretty embarassing how I had to keep holding back laughs, which made me pull MONGOLOID faces.

On that note, it's worth pointing out that I am a tremendous fan of Devo, despite being born in 1987. Also, I've always thought Gendo was a cool choice of avatar for you, Trenchie.

To conclude, great show, made greater by the fact that I got some mentions. For me the shows get a bonus in quality directly relative to the amount of air-time is spent talking about me and how much tri-cock Starhawk plans to give me.

Keep up the rape work

March 10, 2007 1:54 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Wow. If I had any humility, I'd be downright humbled.

That said, as far as airtime spent talking about you, be careful what you wish for...

March 10, 2007 6:03 PM  
Anonymous Kid Mission said...

I refuse to be careful about this wish. Go right ahead and do an entire show about possible rape-methods to use against me, it'll be good times.

A girl can dream, can't she?

March 11, 2007 8:45 PM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

In a moment of gaiety (don't even bother to go there), Starhawk reflects that if it weren't for the fans of PodcastX, there would be no reason to do the show.

OK; so perhaps Starhawk pontificates on the obvious. But if a Starhawk pontificates and there is no M.C. Trekkie to bust him for using big words, should his pontifications only be about Mongoloids and Rape and double incestuous sex with his smokin' hot future lover, Kid Mission?

And wasn't it TrenchCoat Mafia who provided the sound effects for that scenario? Perhaps a mental playback of a personal experience?

OH! And Timmy (de la THOOM!!): Way to pimp smack yo bitch up! Vixen: I don't see how you can take that (implied) accusation (ahem) lying down.

-Starhawk
.mongoloids?.deafChicks?.infants?
.whosNext?

or what?

March 11, 2007 9:17 PM  
Anonymous THOOM! said...

TCM said:
"Mongoloid" is by Devo (for the younger PCX listeners: think Weezer, only even nerdier)"


....Or Devo 2.0.

Devo!? That's a popular group. "End of The World"? Wasn't that a #1 song? You going pop? You 'selling out'?

March 11, 2007 11:23 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Hmm...I see I've been away too long. To Thoom: When I said that Starhawk gets punany from "all over de world", I meant that he gets it from any and all women. Yes, I know that the mongoloid chick was not from Mongolia (I'm not a dumb-ass)! Damn, I thought you gave me more credit than that. (Starhawk, stop trying to instigate shit b/tween me and my future submissive.)

As for the rest of it---oh well, I've given up on trying to save KM from herself and/or Starhawk. Yeah, girl...go on and dream.....

March 12, 2007 8:16 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

KM: ...which reminds me, since 'hawk's apparently afraid to reach out and virtually touch you, you can send any naked pics of yourself to podcastx@hotmail.com

Starhawk: How 'bout the corpse of a retarded infant? But, y'know, a sexy one.

Tim: Pop? Hell, we had an Elvis Presley song...in the "Pimpadelic" episode, no less! The thing is to keep it so that people never know what to expect on PCX...!

Vixen: "Been away"?! Who said you could go anywhere? Seems a good spanking is in order for you, kiddo!

March 12, 2007 3:36 PM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

Sweet ADOP #1,
be thee not seduced by the lecherousness of the Trenchcoater Mafia. Apparently, he has cross-wired "fragile white girl" with "next pedophilia victim" in his uniquely sadistic mind. This is probably an attempt at territory infringement because Starhawk has seen Black Snake Moan, and the Trenchcoat hasn't.

As "one who knows", you know what the say: "If they've seen a movie and U haven't, attempt to get compromising naked photos of their daughter/sister/lover (U being the #1 in all regards)."

Meanwhile, our mutual lust shall indeed be concumated; probably after the launch of the oh-so-delayed official PodcastX website, where we shall hopefully put your (preferably debased) nakedness on display for all the world to see.

-Starhawk.biteMarks.inPlaces.interesting

March 12, 2007 6:30 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

re: "Starhawk has seen Black Snake Moan, and the Trenchcoat hasn't."

Eh. At this point, unless a movie's gonna be not just good, but, like, Pan's Labyrinth good, I simply can't be bothered.

March 12, 2007 7:22 PM  
Anonymous Jon said...

Yowzuhs....I don't touch this website for about a week or so and read everything. Completely missed my greetings and such. What's going on guys? Just dropped you an E-Mail. And all that stuff.

Movie Update: 300 is un-fucking-believeable.

March 13, 2007 3:15 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

300? Well, as Frank Miller movies go, I guess it can't be any worse than Robocop 2...

March 13, 2007 7:19 AM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

Vixen:

I told you, YOUR the submissive here...

[SMACK...on ya ass!]

March 15, 2007 9:29 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Whatever happens with invisible pussy never officially happened.

Wrong, Kilowog didn't create a planet, he found a planet that was a near exact match to his planet, that perished in the a crisis. He did have enough willpower and belief that his people are him that he was able to absorb their life essences into the ring. He released their life forces from the ring and it was in the process of building them bodies from the planet's material when Sinestro blew it up. I would have thought him of all people would understand to wait til the end of the mission before trying something like he did. They were fighting Sinestro and Sector 3200 at the time.

Mongoloids just seem like they'll smell like cold hot dog water. Wait a sec, seems? I have been in their presence and they do smell like cold hot dog water.

Deaf mutes can be attractive, remember the actress Matlin, Marlee.

Did StarHawk go visit Kid Mission in the summer?

May 25, 2011 1:59 PM  

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