Saturday, September 27, 2008

Episode 98 - "I could be GIRL FRANKENSTEIN."

PCX reviews Seven Soldiers: Frankenstein #1


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's that picture you ordered, sir:


September 28, 2008 2:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard when Vixen gave a shout out to me the first time. My ego-sense alerts me to such things.

Watching ficticious violence has no ill-effects on children. I read Watchmen at 12 and I'm fine! *Eye twitch*

Ugly head? There's already Butt-face, you should know that.

What the nerds are doing now days is Warhammer. Bleh.

Also, next time my mum has a go at me about talking to you I'll play that part where you're talking about teenage breasts. Ha!

Those bug things sound like the beatle that was attached to Donna Noble.

Oh and some people are too stupid to understand Grant Morrison. Others, such as myself, are scared shitless. This was a great story though.

How American. Obviously only butterflies start off as caterpillars, most other insects start off as maggots. Moths as well as butteflies form cocoons to then become their final metamorphosis

Only I get to do the F-M-K with guys! Also, good on you for killing Miley

-Oh, you know who this is by now-

September 28, 2008 4:38 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Ha! Yeah, everyone who listened to the Lois Lane episode of THOOM! I was on, go look at Courtney's picture; I was right - that is a better ending to the story!

As someone who read the allegedly (and I quote from their critics) "hateful, misogynistic and brutal" Warren horror mags as a kid, I definitely support the notion of children being exposed to the proper levels of fictitious violence. And Sex. And violent sex. And as an adult, the voices in my head assure me that I'm perfectly okay.

Uglyhead would beat Arseface in a fight, since the only power Arseface has is the ability to make people vomit at the mere sight of him.

If say, an thirteen year old girl sprouts a pair of double-D titties, I say she's actually eighteen in "titty years" and therefore fair game for anything.

re: Grant Morrison - you've gotta check out Kill Your Boyfriend. That's a "Courtney comic" if I ever read one.

Moths, maggots, whatever - kill 'em all along with the filthy dogs and cats of the world...I barely tolerate humans; I sure has hell have no use for insects or animals.

September 28, 2008 7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look what I drew!

Do you have the file for Kill Your Boyfriend?


September 29, 2008 2:28 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Frankenstein Conquers the World movie Trailer.

Debate? Did we have a debate on bloody dick? I just remember me endorsing it.

There is a wimpy god, Mr. Deity.

I love, Kill Your Boyfriend, even though it did give me weird incestuous dreams.

September 29, 2008 10:52 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

You're on a roll with the art lately, aren't you, Courtney? Mind you, as cool as Gentleman Ghost is, his presence usually means the DCU's lame-ass "flying fascist" (per Oliver Queen, who knows an asshole when he sees one) is soon to follow.

Okay, I think I finally found a decent scan of KYB, so it's on its eventual way to you.

XF, awesome trailer.

I think the only debate was between Vixen and me, when she claimed period sex is "nasty", and I was telling her to just get over it.

Mr. Deity was okay. Thing is, I had just seen that cheesily thrilling Frankenstein Conquers the World preview...

And Xantes, I don't think it takes much to give you (or Starhawk, for that matter) "weird incestuous dreams"...!

October 01, 2008 11:00 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Mr Deity is mostly okay. Gets better when he discusses Jesus' role with Jesus, And even better when he starts sleeping with Lucifer. But overall, it's still so hollywood jewy.

Glad I saw that Frankebstein Conquers the World trailer, it explains why I used to think the Jolly Green Giant did a japanese monster movie.

October 01, 2008 3:01 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

XF, it's weird - the Halloween Simpsons comic that just came out parodies that very movie; what were the odds?!

Oh, and Courtney - you should have the Kill Your Boyfriend file now. How there can be so many Grant Morrison haters out there when the man's written something that, well, inspiring, I have no idea.

October 03, 2008 10:34 AM  
Anonymous thoom said...

T-Mafia, you quoted me correctly, but got the target of my insult wrong in this episode.I said Janet Jackson's lover, Jermaine Dupri, looks like a little weasle mouse, not Jay-Z. Jay-Z looks like Joe Camel, or that wind up toy monkey that claps the tambourines.

October 03, 2008 2:19 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Damn, Courtney, your brother is vicious.

October 03, 2008 9:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess who's going to be a serial killer?!
Well not my brothers for one, we're on the west coast where nothing happens. And they're ten and fourteen, not seven.
Plus, I'm the most likely to snap.

Still, that is one fucked-up little brat. I don't mind violence against humans, but animals?!
They're so cute.
Where the Hell were his parents? This kid needs to be on a leash.

I wish I had known that you couldn't face criminal charges if you're under ten when I was that age. Damn.


October 03, 2008 11:42 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Tim, in the spirit of accountability...I have to blame Vixen for not pointing out my mistake. Though correcting any factual errors on my part would conflict with her main function on the show, which is to mindlessly agree with everything I say.

XF, It disturbs me that no one's praising that kid; I mean, that crocodile's probably been desperate to eat anything besides prepackaged "Crocodile Chow" its whole life!

Courtney, the poor child only killed what, a few ugly lizards and a turtle? It's not like he threw some dog off a cliff. Which, btw, turns out to have been a legit video after all:

"In mid June 2008, CNN reported that the Marine who had videotaped the event was disciplined and that Lance Corporal David Motari, who had killed the young dog, was let go from the military."

They probably secretly gave him a medal or something. After all, it was an evil Iraqi puppy...!

October 04, 2008 3:14 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

T Mafia, haven't you been to a zoo during feeding time? I know they don't feed live rabbits to crocs anymore but they do give them dead rabbits, chickens, and lambs. Watching the snakes are more fun, they have to be live mice for some species.

And poor croc, how's it gonna feel when he has t0 pass the turtle shell?

October 04, 2008 9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well their jaws are powerful enough to crush bones, a shell shouldn't be too much trouble.

What are the best comic stores in NY and LA? No matter what country I go to, I refuse to come home without at least one comic!


October 05, 2008 12:59 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What? you're coming to New York? There's Forbidden Planet, Big Apple, Midtown and Jim Hanley's Universe. I used to love walking 3 different routes, that took me to most of the stores and I would go thru the back issues. Alot of stores went under in the late 90's cause Wall Street Speculators drove the prices up and it crashed when reality sunk in.

Maybe his jaws, but is his colon?

October 05, 2008 8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the suggestions. Forbidden Planet sounds like the best place, being on Broadway and all.

Yes I am coming to America, didn't I mention this before? Or was it just to TC?
Anyway, I'm really looking forward to it. I can stalk all you guys!


October 05, 2008 9:03 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Nope, first I'm hearing about it. When you coming? Is it for the February Comic Con? Is it so Trenchcoat can prove to Starhawk, you're not a man? Careful with Starhawk, I can see him using the Crocodile Dundee sex check.

Forbidden Planet is great, they have a lot of toys too, so does Midtown. Haven't been to Big Apple in years and last time I was at Hanley's it had comics and back issues but seemed more invested in sports cards.

Actually my favorite used to be St. Marks, used to be open really late like 3-4 or later, it's the freaky part of the village but the area's been turning generic last few years.

October 05, 2008 11:42 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

And here I thought everyone was giving up on the local comics stores and buying their books online. You guys are so old school.

October 05, 2008 8:19 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Some are I'm still going to mine cause I like supporting local businesses, I try to avoid going to big biz places like Dunkins and Starbucks. In the 90's I went thru 5 different comic shops cause they all went out of business.

Mine is Bullpen Comics, they give me 15% off and alot of freebies, even though I tell him I don't want the freebies anymore, I have no room. I usually don't even read them, I just found out I have Glamourpuss.

October 05, 2008 8:59 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Aha! So much for the claim that Glamourpuss was so poorly received they couldn't even give it away!

October 05, 2008 9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's nothing quite like going into a comic store and just browsing through everything.
It's not the same when you're buying online.
I do get alot of stuff on eBay but that's only when it's not available in stores or it's too expensive retail.

Ha! No, I wouldn't travel all the way over there for a con, especially one that's months away.
No I'm leaving on Saturday to Hawaii, my parents are renewing their wedding vows.
Then we'll go to Las Vegas, LA and New York.
It would be cool if I ran into one of you guys there. I have a laptop so I'll leave a little message here when I go into one of those comic stores.


October 05, 2008 11:19 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Why Hawaii, Vegas, LA and NYC? Is here an emotional significance to them?

If you're in LA on Saturday, October 18, 2008, check Scream 2008, it's an award show, don't know if you want to bother.

Check Comic book cons

Or if you're in NYC on October 18, Zombiecon.

October 06, 2008 10:18 AM  
Blogger Vixen said...

WHAT'S GOIN' ON, BITCHES!!!!!!!! Since T Mafia has been buggig me--come to think of it, even threatening me-- to post, I shall do so now. Shout-out to my daughter Courtney ( I wuv u), and yes, I do agree that a lot of Americans can't deal with Grant Morrison. Anything new or different threatens people's safe zones, so they automatically trash it.
As far as the "debate" I had w/T Mafia, he's a nasty mutha f**ka anyway...I try not to encourage his depravity, but he keeps bringing it out...and for the record, T Mafia, any mistakes that you make...IS ON YOU!!!!!
BTW, hey Thoom!!! You're right about Jay-Z and Jermaine Dupri. Dupri looks even scarier now b/c he has a bald head.....And as for you, XF.....I am afraid...VERY AFRAID. I must use my whips on all the men on this podcast and tame you all to be my pets...Heh, Heh

October 06, 2008 5:12 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Vixen, put down the bong before somebody gets hurt.

October 06, 2008 7:18 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Oooo, hurt me.

October 06, 2008 8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*Hugs Vixen* I can't hug Trenchcoat, he'll melt like the Wicked Witch.
And I aint hugging XF, I'm pretty sure he'll grab my ass.

One day Vixen, we shall podcast together. I've done one with TC and Thoom, so it is possible to have more than one guest.

XF- What do you mean emotional signifance? They're just the biggest attractions.
But what with Wall Street crashing, we might just be doing Hawaii, LA and San Diego instead.
As long as I see the Mad Hatter in Din-eland and K.I.T.T at Universal Studios I'm happy.
And there's no way my parents would take me to a con. Although I do have my Altair costume at the ready, should the need to cosplay arise.
I'll be in America for Halloween but I'm doing the Joker again. It's more eye-catching and topical.


October 07, 2008 1:21 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I meant emotional significant, like if they first met at one of those city and later traveled around, and maybe produced kids at each city or something.

Hugging and grabbing female ass, isn't that a standard earth greeting? Or is it squeeze boobs when hugging if meeting for first time?

Halloween, you say? Stay for the parade.

We got plenty. Check out the Nintendo World Store, the smallest Links are my nephews.

October 07, 2008 11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh right. Nah, my parents met over here. They kept running into each other and then my dad said "are you stalking me?"
When in actual fact, if you live in Perth you've probably seen everyone around here at least once before.


October 08, 2008 6:36 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

To specify, Zombiecon isn't a con, more like the dead walk the streets of New York. "ON SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, in the year of Our Lord 2008, the zombies will rise in their disgusting annual search of bloody marys, brains, and braaaands. All undead are entreated to join this, our fourth annual ghoulish spree of shopping, bar-hopping and horrifying Manhattan street theatrics."

What would Zombie/Joker look like?

So with the dollar falling, what's this gonna cost your family? A dollar fifty each?

October 08, 2008 5:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually this holiday is looking MIGHTY expensive. Our dollar is 60c to your dollar last time I checked. Put it's been going up and down like a yo-yo. One day it's 80c, then 90c, then 70c.

And zombie-Joker would look pretty much the same as he does in Dark Knight. Except his flesh would look a little more rotten.


October 08, 2008 9:50 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

When in actual fact, if you live in Perth you've probably seen everyone around here at least once before.

Xantes - As a New Yorker, you might think Courtney's just kidding, but Perth's roughly equal to Philadelphia, population-wise, and you can't avoid running into anyone here.

October 09, 2008 9:32 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

T Mafia - What? I didn't say anything about small pop towns, besides I don't doubt it. I bump into people I know or atleast seen before, all over New York, usually they recognize me first. And surprisingly the same people I see all over the city the most are usually the panhandlers.

1 week I saw the same guy one day in Queens, a few days later in Manhattan and the next day in the Bronx. Course I do work as a token booth clerk, but still out of the 422 stations in the NYC subway system, he begged for money in 3 of my stations in a week. Weird coincidence.

October 10, 2008 8:58 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

World of Warcraft is D&D evolved.

He seemed nerdy, I would think the mind control plan would be similar to MasterMind's. Make everyone think you look like a burly 1800's southern plantation lord. Course it wasn't really his plan.

I have forgotten the bloody dick debate. Good times. Good times.

Wait a second. Does Vixen spark of a bloody pussy debate?

Bulleteer is a fun superhero comic, Frankenstein is a horror comic.

Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl.

Damn, this was 3 years ago? It feels like it was just yesterday.

August 01, 2011 10:09 AM  

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