Sunday, January 04, 2009

Episode 108 - "You've flipped your SUNBONNET, man!"

PCX reviews Marvel Presents #7
(part 2 of 3)

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know why I listened to that.

The Courtney-Starhawk relationship? You don't even know me!


Hey, if I had a moniker what would it be? I think it's about time I graduated to real podcaster status and had myself a fake name!
Of course my mum did such a great job naming me the first time. Not many people have that name so it can be used on its own without having a surname.

Seeing as top fives were mentioned in this episode I suppose I can tell you what my fetishes are. In no apparent order:
1.Exophilia
2.Haematophilia
3.Toonophilia
4.Mask fetish
5.Car fetish

Courtney

January 05, 2009 9:00 AM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

Even though he's coming down on Trenchcoat's filthy, disturbing "hobby," I am betting that Sir Starhawk not only owns a copy of Traci Lords at the peak of her acting prowess, but he also owns a copy of the R. Kelly tape.

Like Aaliyah said, age ain't nothing but a number. She should know, because she was fucking R. Kelly when she was underage.

Oh, Trenchcoat, I think that while you hate George Bush, at least he didn't allow the courts of the US ban illustrated child pornography involving The Simpsons like the Australians have. So even if they look down on your (alleged) child porn, Trenchcoat, you at least have lolicon.

January 05, 2009 3:59 PM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Hentai is pronounced "hen-tie" so there you go. One of the best hentai out there include Nurse Me! Bible Black and Milk Junkies

As for hentai manga, just check out myincesthentai.com,which is totally free.

January 05, 2009 4:11 PM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Courtney-

I prefer Toonphilia as it's old school (like Ophelia), and it's an innocent moniker and, (as far as I know) there is no incest in regular cartoons so you are safe there.

TMmafia and Toonphilia off to have adventures whilst pushing the boundaries of free speech and good taste!

Whatever moniker you pick, you should have some sort of on-air naming ceremony. It should be an Event, or a "very special episode" of PCX.

January 06, 2009 7:48 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I blame my own obsession on "top five" lists on High Fidelity.

Trekkie, That wasn't a moniker. CC was saying she wants to fuck cartoons. And as someone who's on record as lusting after Aeon Flux, I can only approve.

Courtney, I actually had to look up "exophilia" (and anyone besides you who says they already knew that word is lying!)

I can just imagine the various monikers Starhawk would suggest for you, but I'm not jumping into this whole sexual tension thing you guys have going with each other.

Vichus, Bush just doesn't want people calling him a hypocrite. I mean, you just know he's fantasized about sexually humiliating Obama's two little daughters in ways we can't even think of.

January 06, 2009 7:47 PM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

I just LIKE the name ToonPhilia.

and don't leave it up to Starhawk who'll come up with "Deviated Rectum" or some such.

re: plantin' seed in da Bush-

Doesn't Bush have retarded Daughters, and isn't Bush himself retarded? What went on in Grandpappy Bush's house, anyhow?

January 06, 2009 8:59 PM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

Vichus -

Boons, little fellow. Thou has earned the positive attention of the Starhawk.

You earn 1 for 2. R Kelly is dispicable (although Starhawk loved the Boondocks episode); but Traci Lords is the hottest property ever to be banned for doing what she did best very well. Thank goodness, torrents reach across the Atlantic to TCM's pediphiliac brethren in Germany. Hail Hitler!!

- Starhawk
Still.Wacking.To.The.Traci.

January 17, 2009 7:26 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

Traci Lords has the greatest moan of probably any porn star ever. Um, that's what I hear- legally.

Th R Kelly ep of Boondocks was in my top favorites, along with the Christmas episode where Huey breaks down the thruth about Xmas and the ep where MLK Jr comes back.

January 17, 2009 10:04 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

I wouldn't do Pink Pearl.

Emo Galactus and Real Galactus with Disco Dazzler, you needed some "bing bing wow wow" music.

Is Podon the Hawkgod?

I hate Empowered because its a porn without the porn, sort of like watching porn in Oklahoma. They show the humping and tits but no penetration. No pussy, assholes, etc. I will probably complain about this again, once I get to the Empowered review(s).

How doesn't "pre-crisis just landed on Earth" Supergirl on rate on anyone's top 5?

StarHawk's Top 5-
5. Sue in costume
4. Woman in bondage
3. Barbara Gordon in whatever she wanted
2. Supergirl
1. Power Girl in an evening gown

Courtney, I would love to help you with all your fetishes except blood play, I'm a contact hemophobe, if that's the proper phrasing, I don't feel queasy or scared of blood or my blood in general but I am scared of coming into contact with someone else's blood. I fear the diseases.

You do realize Traci Lord missed a great opportunity be the spokesperson for the kiddie porn industry? She clearly showed she knows what she was doing, that age doesn't matter in sex, that being under-aged in the sex industry doesn't mean she's being abused, that other mature actors couldn't tell the difference and accepted her as their peer. She could have been the Rosa Parks for all slutty under-agers. To paraphrase Mrs. Parks-"Ageism is still with us. But it is up to us to prepare our children for what they have to meet, and, hopefully, we shall overcum."

August 12, 2011 3:19 PM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

Traci Lords was all woman, even when she wasn't supposed to be in those porn.

Now I guess the girl from the R. Kelly tape can be the spokesperson for child pornography.

Yeah, you want to "help" Courtney

I think the proper term for what you have is "lack of knowledge." Are you the ghost writer for Axe Cop? Only a child would think just having blood on them leads to disease.

And besides, how are you going to anything play with Courtney when she has haphephobia?

Here is Podon.

August 13, 2011 3:48 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yes, she was all woman even underage, my point. My reason why she should have been a spokesperson. She proved that she could by doing it.

The R. Kelly girl, no, she was not looking to become famous for having sex with R. Kelly, otherwise she would have owned up to it by now. Or has she?

Course I know just having blood on me doesn't lead to diseases, as long as my skin is intact. But I get cuts on my hands, arms and legs I'm sometimes not sure of how I got them, I get workout stretchmarks around my arms. Scratches and bites from kids and cats and dogs. I tend to take 3 showers a day, so that leads to dryness of my neck and hands.

I did state,"Courtney, I would love to help you with all your fetishes except blood play..."
It's like if you know a girl who is into cutting. You take her out to dinner, see a movie, go to her place for a nightcap and sex, go home, and then she can cut herself.
Or dating a fem who doesn't like comics, you take her out to dinner, see a movie, go to her place for a nightcap and sex, go home, and then go read some comics.

August 18, 2011 3:36 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Also cuts and scratches on legs from walking thru foresty Brooklyn.

August 18, 2011 3:39 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

You're not convincing me that you're a ladies man.

Do people actually continue to use the term "nightcap"?

August 18, 2011 3:50 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Usually it's call drinks, one for the road, coffee, show you my home, etc. I decided to use an all encompassing phrase here. I was raised on 70's, 80's TV, so I will use "nightcap" occasionally for a giggle.

Never said I was a "ladies man". Didn't even know I was suppose to convince anyone I was. And I would fail if I did have to.

August 18, 2011 10:54 PM  
OpenID vichussmith said...

Nightcap has always been a weird term to me.

At what point in the date do you mention your appreciation of Trenchcoat Mafia? Pre or post coital?

August 18, 2011 11:00 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX's TCM, I don't believe I ever brought him up on a date.

August 19, 2011 11:17 AM  

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