Sunday, April 06, 2008

Episode 80 - "SUPERGIRL!"

PCX reviews Supergirl V4 #23
(part 4 of 4)

20 Comments:

Blogger Vixen said...

Hey, Bitches!!!!! Vixen IS BACK!!! Yeah, I know I should be commenting on this episode...but, fuck it, it's all about me!!!

Yes, Thoom did in fact tried to kill me when he left me in the tub...but, luckily, Shequanda (our love child) came into the bathroom and let out the water, so that Mommy could breathe (she's a smart little bitch!). So, now not only do I have an attempted murder case out on my baby daddy, but now Shequanda needs a new pair of sneex (she got into the tub fully clothed when she let out the water---she was buggin' me for breakfast and that's when she jumped in the tub to harass me cuz I wasn't answering her ass). So, Thoom...pay the fuck up!!!!

So, I see the insanity continues...I see I have to clean house now...you boys (and Courtney) have lost y'all damn minds in my absence---advocating raping girls and Starhawk being, well, Starhawk, is just TOTALLY WRONG!!!! Well, at least there is a NEW episode of MY show up now (Podcast XXX).....

April 06, 2008 7:49 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Who said anything about raping anyone? (Okay ,forgot I did, but only in the context of Starhawk likes to anal rape minions.) I'm just saying if a 10 year old naked girl trips and falls on a guy's penis, is that really rape? Sounds like opportunity to me.

Hey Vixen, missed you over here. Seems like the guys need a bit of the lash. Even though I do like some of the off-topic stuff they're discussing, 4episodes on a Supergirl comic seems a bit extreme.

By the way, is it wrong that I get turned on by the little handicap symbol next to the word verification box?

April 06, 2008 10:28 AM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...

"By the way, is it wrong that I get turned on by the little handicap symbol next to the word verification box?"

huh.

Trenchcoat, I thought we'd killed your clone back in Episode 8?

http://mctrekkie.blogspot.com

April 06, 2008 11:27 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

You know, the one in the wheelchair with the big boobies.

April 06, 2008 12:03 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Oh yeah, I never even noticed the boobies on that crippled bitch! I mean, those can't possibly be arms; after all, you'd saw those off first to prevent her even trying to get up after you've broken her spine to put her in the wheelchair in the first place.

April 06, 2008 4:54 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Statue porn? Do you carry a chisel and hammer around to make holes?

Ever read any of Larry Niven's Known Space stories? There's a catlike race called the Kzinti, that successfully bred intelligence and the ability to speak out of their females, leaving them only useful as sex toys and breeders. Sounds like a plan.

Steel was trying to stop the rally? That seems out of character for him. I would think he would more likely make sure the racist rally would go ahead safely, then hold a anti-racist rally to counter it. Or they could have gone the clown route.

April 07, 2008 9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The picture for this episode reminds me of a song in Duck Dodgers called Space Angel and as a result it is stuck in my head.
That is all.


Courtney

April 07, 2008 9:08 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I was gonna say the whole statue porn thing is kinda silly when you think about it, but some of those Virgin Mary statues you see outside of Catholic churches are downright hot (The ones you see crying are the ones Starhawk already got to.)

I already liked Larry Niven just on the basis of "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex", but now I'm thinking he's worthy of the same respect I accord the great John Norman.

Liked the article: clowns vs. clowns, really.

April 08, 2008 10:00 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Meanwhile, tens of millions of sperm swarm in the air over Metropolis.

April 09, 2008 12:54 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I actually liked the whole series of episodes. There was some good discussion about racism. Well done.

April 10, 2008 10:51 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Vixen,

Wait...you still have that horrible show?!

...and Trekkie,

Why on Earth would you bring up Episode 8? Are you trying to drive Charles away again?

XantesFire,

My only problem with that whole thing was Niven dismissing the idea of Clark fucking Supergirl out of hand, just because she's his cousin. For all we know, the Kryptonians (we're dealing with an alien culture, after all) are way into incest!

Charles,

Thank you! Courtney almost had me convinced that this whole review sucked, although my diabolical tactic of adding clips of her to this episode seems to have curbed her criticism.

Courtney,

Yes, I'm totally aware that now I'm just plain asking for it.

April 11, 2008 1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, I did it. What was that? 4 straight hours? ... at work as well. I lived though it, but I must admit as morning was rolling in for you guys and Trekkie was going to do his laundry all I could think of was "The Morning Sun Has Vanquished The Horrible Night." But none-the-less I enjoyed the long episode including all of it's extra long diatribes and whatnot. I do have a few comments though. (ahem)

1. Starhawk, 100% correct about the Bubble-Gum Vigilante... oops I meant Super Girl, my mistake.

2. TCM gets it done though with the whole free speech debate, clearly your in the right there. And great idea BTW with the suicide bombers, I concur.

3. As with the topless thing, you would in fact need some Bare Breasted Legislation to enact some sort of Free Tit Amendment (it would probably run parallel to the free speech one)

4. Jews aren't sweaty those are Italians. I even have a friend who refers to himself as a 'sweaty' or 'greasy dego'

5. Speaking of Jews. As far as the whole racism thing, no one proposed that maybe it was in fact Peter David being racist against non-Jews? Playing one hand against the other making all the black people look as a burden on society and all the white gentles look as evil and racist. And meanwhile the Jewish dude is sweaty because he was physically oppressing the black chick with his penis. And in the end just laughing at all the goy and the shvartzer. Yea, that's how it really went down.
I mean there are many Jews who are racist against non-Jews.

6. And oh yea, Germans are not KKK. Germans are Nazi's. (I thought this was already established) The KKK is a group for white people who aren't German enough to be a Nazi. The Klan is like the B-Team of racist white-power groups.

7. Lastly, as for the 'bitch problem'. Just do as my Grandpappy always told me:
"Throw your bitch down the stairs every once in a while; whether she's done something or not... Just too keep her in line and show her who's boss."

Great podcast as always. And good to hear Courtney's voice just so we know she's not a man. :p
Oh and BTW, as soon as her "origin of Podon" speech got under way the new movie I popped in at work opened up with a gimp (in full gimp outfit) getting jerked off while eating out this other chicks ass. And there was this black dude there in a graduation outfit fingering some big-titty blonde-bitch in the ass....
I don't know...... it just seemed so..... appropriate.

April 11, 2008 11:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I talk too fast, WOO!

But that's just something to improve on in my next podcast!

Courtney

April 12, 2008 1:08 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Courtney, I didn't think you were talking too fast when you told us the origin of Podon, but if you want to make your future podcasts sound really good, use the word "daddy", often. Like, "Oh daddy, I spilled my drink on my white t-shirt." or "Daddy, my butt hurts from you spanking it, can you rub it to feel better?" Just a suggestion.

T Mafia, yeah, I thought the no marrying cousins Kryptonian law was a bit lame(it wasn't Niven's idea, it was actually brought up by Superman in the comics many times to why he couldn't screw Supergirl.) I figured since he was brought up in the mid-west, sex with cousins is normal. And seriously, if you and your cousin are the last of your kind, wouldn't you try to repopulate? Besides, who's gonna stop you? The kryptonian judicial system is dead and you're Superman.

Jews? Germans? Is that what the comic is about? Everytime you think you're free of WWII, they pull us back it.

April 12, 2008 2:05 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

satanicmuffin,

Italians are sweaty? And here I thought they were just greasy.

So the Klan's like The Legion of Substitute Nazis. Got it.

Courtney,

I'm so cynical.

I just assumed you were all hopped up on speed.

XantesFire,

Good point about incest being normal in the Midwest. Hell, down South I think you're considered a freak if you don't fuck your cousin...and sister...and mother...

April 12, 2008 7:09 PM  
Blogger Charlotte said...

The podcast was long, but I don't think it sucked, Trenchcoat. If you want a sucky podcast, go listen to....Episode 19: Thanks for the Mammeries II, where Trenchcoat does a running boob count. It'll sap your will to live better than 4 hours of Starhawk bitchin' about bubblegum girl.

April 12, 2008 7:43 PM  
Blogger MC_TREKKIE said...

I Agree!
Fresh tasty boobs are meant to be a surprise... like Apple Strudel on a nippy spring morn-

Counting them takes all the fun out of boobs. You know who counted with such precision?

Nazis!

As I said, I prefer my boobs fresh, American, and Ad Hoc.

I yearn to latch and suckle from the teat of whimsy.

April 12, 2008 8:59 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yes, and the younger they are the fresh tastier they are, well, okay, if younger than 2, their nipples still have that baby powder/sour milk taste. Yuck. Or so I have been told. Wonder if boobies on the handicapped taste like sour milk too. Just seems some how related.

April 13, 2008 11:27 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Charles & Trekkie,

Just to spite you both, there's more boob counting in #81.

XantesFire,

As far as underage titty sucking, yeah...baby girls are really only good for raping. It's when the bitches start puberty and their nipples get all puffy and suckable that you wanna go there.

April 13, 2008 5:10 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

1st appearance of Courtney Coombs.

If TCM dies can we start a drive to canonize him to Sainthood? Trench Coat Mafia, Patron Saint of Pedophiliacs.

Woody Allen is actually strong due to the pinching speed and strength of his Jew Claw.

Here's a suggestion, what if you photo-shopped in Red Skull's face onto the racist guy's face, how would the story change? It would make him an obvious evil.

If you make a virus to take out female's vocal cords, you will end up in a world with all the females sounding like Bill Gates.

TCM, how many people do you think Courtney would kill for you?

SuperKKKMan he save you from getting hit by a car but he hang you from a tree because death shouldn't be meaningless.

July 10, 2011 11:27 AM  

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