Sunday, November 16, 2008

Episode 102 - "But I'll WARM you--warm you with the FIRE in my OWN BLOOD--"

PCX reviews Conan #2
(part 2 of 2)

31 Comments:

Anonymous THOOM said...

You sound real excited about this Trekkie episode in your introduction.

Captain America is dead for godd. Iron Man is great.

OT: when are you gonna do the all kid-touchers Pedocast X with Xantes?

November 16, 2008 12:48 PM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

godd=good

November 16, 2008 12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, this is more misogynistic than the Fuck the Bitches episodes.
Trenchcoat actually scared me when he used his creepy voice and talking about "a woman is fear".
You don't want to rape me do you? I'm not an evil bitch, I see the world as the most reasonable of men do!

I don't know what Doom Patrol is.

Trekkie has a right to be fearful. Some Canadian bitch reported me because I made a joke about my plan to massacre the neighbourhood on a forum.
Still, you're over a hundred episodes, I think you're in the clear.

I can't believe you two are friends, you're so different.
TC is awesome, Trekkie is no fun.
But then again, you've known each other from, school. If you were girls you would have just grown apart, ignored each other or done some sort of horrible act of betrayal.

This part is more interesting than the firts one.


Tuberculosis became more common during WWII because they were reserving all the penicilin for soliders.

Trekkie, you absolutley must watch Mouline Rouge, it is the single most beautiful movie ever made. I've listened to the soundtrack over and over again and the imagery in that film is artgasmic.
Plus it was directed by an Aussie. So if you don't watch it I'll take personal offense.
BTW, it is pronounced Roojsh. Harder to convey in writing, but essentially just a softer 'j'
sound.

And what was with that little cough at the end there Trekkie, hmm, hmmm?

Courtney

November 18, 2008 7:47 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Tim:

Actually, I was deathly ill when I recorded that intro; I probably should have just used an old one and hoped no one noticed.

Cap lives!

And I'll happily record with Xantes whenever he's ready.


Courtney:

Because you possess certain insights that other females will never share (such as your awareness that women are inherently evil), you shall indeed go unraped when the gender revolution comes.

Doom Patrol?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doom_Patrol

I think you'd especially like Crazy Jane.

Given what you were put through, I can understand why you'd defend Trekkie's (and Starhawk's, for that matter) stance of "you can't be too careful". Then again, if you're too careful, you wind up being Comic Geek Speak (aka VanillaCast), and nobody wants that.

It's funny. 100+ episodes is just a few more than that other Podcast X you found ever managed to put out, isn't it?!

Trekkie, Vixen and Tim are an integral part of the show, as their relative normalcy provides a measure of balance (and endless horrified reactions, which of course equal entertaining podcasts) to the Trenchcoat/Starhawk/Courtney "axis of evil". Although Vixen, for one, is getting too jaded to my nonsense, so she might have to go (just kidding.) Actually, you might like the next few eps, as Trekkie's not only in full-on "fuck the bitches" mode, but I'm so delirious from sickness and lack of sleep that at one point, I follow everyone else's example and disavow my own statements. Hm. I should have asked Tim to borrow his "The opinions of Trenchcoat Mafia..." sound file.

I liked this second part better too, but then, I'm a fan of my own rants.

You can stop TB with penicillin?! To quote Lou Reed, "What good's a disease that won't kill you?"


Trekkie:

As saying that she should be spanked seems not to have had the chastising effect on Courtney you may have desired, note that apparently all you had to do all along to personally offend her is continue not to watch Moulin Rouge.

Although, if that "little cough" of yours does turn out to be TB, remember that I've always warned you to stay away from those Orion slave girls.

November 19, 2008 5:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay, my vagina is safe!
You know I hate when bitches are all ranting about "oh I hate men, I bet being a lesbian is so much easier." (Like in Reality Bites)
Phht, bullshit, men might let you down sometimes. But at least they aren't venomous, vile and over all quite villainous.

....You may call me V.

Our evil...I mean, our good twin Podcast X seems to have disappeared from the Internet entirely. But as I recall they have only a dozen or so episodes, most of them pilots.

We really should Skype each other soon. I'm working on THE UNIVERSE: ACCORDING TO PODCAST X.
Which shall be an epic article for my blog, collecting all our in-jokes, memes and beliefs.

You know, master, I think you have molded me into an overall better person. Before I met you I had only just begun to understand my true calling, who I really was.
Now I am even less compassionate for my fellow man, I see the world as it really is.
I'm proud that I have never seen the right side of normal, you prevented that from happening.

Oh yeeeaaah, Trekkie said I should be spanked...Hot.

Courtney

November 19, 2008 6:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, why is this image not being used anywhere?:
http://s19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/DarthCourtney/?action=view&current=podcastxgreensquare.jpg

What the Hell are you using on your blog Trekkie, hmm? Not good enough.
I'm a woman, I'm going to boss you around and tell you to do things.

..I'm sorry, I don't know where that came from. Satan must have possessed me for a moment. She is of course, as the epitome of all evil, a woman.

November 19, 2008 7:12 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Grr. Okay, I've got limited time here, as it's time to get ready for work (don't ever grow up and have to get a job, Courtney), but you've got me thinking how cool it'd be to sell t-shirts to PCX listeners with "My vagina is safe!" emblazoned upon them. Yes, I know you're the only female listener. That's why it's funny.

Glad those pretenders are gone.

Also, I love the idea of "The Universe According to Podcast X". I'm surprised Starhawk hasn't already done "The Gospel According to PODON".

The Dark Side is indeed strong within you, young Padawan. Soon, the entire Internet will tremble at the mere mention of your name! *


* Provided they never learn about Miss Lilly White Sparkle Ravy Pants. They might not take you seriously after that.

November 19, 2008 7:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought girls didn't have to get jobs?
And as you know, I live in Never Neverland.

I shall ride into battle upon Lily White Sparkle Ravey Pants!
(Thank you for remembering the name, BTW)
She has a new badass haircut too. It's shorter with layers.

Courtney

November 19, 2008 9:44 PM  
Anonymous Charles said...

A great episode (tho I admit I am biased, since I love it when Trekkie co-hosts. He's the perfect foil for TCM (or Dr. Monkeypants, as old school fans call him) But I'm a little surprised you guys didn't mention one of the more obvious comparisons: that the female in the comic represents Howard's mother. You said yourself that tuberculosis makes you go pale.

I have to say that I personally believe that TCM is putting on an act, and if not, it'd be....interesting. Anyhoo, keep up the good work, Trekkie. You're okay too, Dr.M.

November 21, 2008 1:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aargh, who is this Charles?! New people, what is this?

...I mean, hello there (we're working on my social skills).

Oh yeah, Dr.Monkeypants. That takes me back. And also makes me cringe because that is the kind of name my 14-year-old brother would come up with.
Trenchcoat Mafia is a badass name.

I guess when you put it that way, Trekkie is like the hero of the story, trying to prevent the villain from being awesome to his full potential.

I think TC exaggerates sometimes, he certainly doesn't talk of rape and other things of that nature as much when we are just talking to each other.

Courtney

November 21, 2008 5:08 AM  
Anonymous THOOM said...

Charles isn't new. He's the original PCX fan, who deserted us eons ago (around the MC Strawberry error. I mean era). And inexplicably, he's a Trekkie superfan.

I suspect that, like Kid Man-sion, he is the alter ego of his idol.

TC doesn't "talk of rape and ...things of that nature" in your private conversations because he is lulling you into a false sense of security. That is the way of The Predator.

November 21, 2008 10:09 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney: Don't read this next bit.

Tim: Dude! Respect the predator code of silence!

Courtney and Tim: We've offered both "Charles" and "Kid Mission" numerous opportunities to contact us directly and prove their own existence.

Suffice to say, we're still waiting.

November 21, 2008 10:39 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Or if TCM and Trekkie were girls maybe they would have sexy time together, no?

I hear they are gonna have a Reign of the Captain Americas.
There's Eradicaptain, actually a skrull in disguise. Young Captain America, Tony Stark's clone. Captain Amerilok, the US army reclaims Cap's body for the Deathlok program. And Captain American Steel, pissed that Stark is making a Cap clone, James Rhodes put on his star spangled amour and fights Stark's fascist plans.

Maybe you should show the world how lame John Byrne is by reviewing his run on Doom Patrol.

So you think it's permissible for a guy to rape any female who did him wrong. Guess McCain would enjoy raping Palin, but would Obama enjoy raping Hilary?

Shortage of Penicillin? How's that possible? There's moldy bread everywhere.

Spanking, sounds like Courtney's idea of a dream date.

What? The snow witch is Howard's mom? Isn't Howard suppose to be Conan or what he wishes to be? Then this story is about incest rape?

What the fuck's up with the word verification? I got "Prick" today, the other day I got "aucunt" N before that "Nashole", or am I reading too much into this?

Hey, you know there are Gor groups ? They follow the philosophy of Gor and playrole. Maybe that's what Trekkie needs, some gorean slave girl loving.

Chicago's gay? Didn't like it cause it seemed it would have been done better in non-musical form, but I didn't see any gayness there.

Fables is done by conservatives? That explain why Bigsby did this out of character big speech about how Israel attacks other countries now and then to show they are dangerous. When it seems to me he would support the palestinians cause they are being chased off their homeland.

November 21, 2008 1:09 PM  
Anonymous Charles said...

You want me to prove my existence? When and where, Dr.M? I'm perfectly willing to prove that I'm not MCT's alter-ego. I'm glad Thoom remebers me. As for why I left, I think I left shortly after Pedocast X. I would've loved to have heard PCX's take on Monster, but I couldn't bring myself to listen to Dr.M. I sort of drifted away after that, and came back about 40 episodes later. PCX is still my favorite comic based podcast (mostly cause I only listen to one other one, but I like this show a bit better).

November 21, 2008 3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

XF, I LOLed forever! Stupid thing won't let me log in so I couldn't comment there.
Courtney

November 21, 2008 8:45 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

XF: Byrne's DP was so bad, I don't even think Tim read it and he's a John Byrne super-fan.

Obama needs to rape Hillary after some of the shit she pulled like saying he's "...not a Muslim...that I know of."

Oh, you gotta keep that blog up. I can see it now: Courtney getting spanked by a different villain in every new post...

The word verification choices are apparently being spoken by that big titty bitch in the wheelchair, who I guess has Tourette's or something.

I glanced at the Gor group page, but then I saw the $35 part. If they were real Goreans, they'd only charge the bitches to join.

I myself couldn't stick with Fables anymore after Willingham (through Bigby; this might've been that same issue) endorsed genocide via nuclear holocaust. And to think this is the writer who was so offended by Podcast X!

Chuck: Firstly, the moniker's Trenchcoat Mafia. Or Trenchcoat. Or T Mafia. Or TCM. Alternately, for females, "Master" is just fine. Hmm...who did I have to go through all this already on the air? Ah, right. Interesting, that. Anyway, as Podcast X is all about respect and civility, I'm sure you won't call anyone here out of their name again.

And proof? Well, I'm sure you understand our skepticism when, for example, "Charles 1.0" had a habit of linking his name back to his old blog. Hey, one can never be too trusting in a 'net filled with rampant sockpuppetry.

November 22, 2008 3:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"big titty bitch in the wheelchair, who I guess has Tourette's or something."

Oh you guys, funny motherfuckers.

Bigby's hot, but you probably predicted that would be my reaction at this point.
I read a few of those Fables that my friend illustrated.

Courtney

November 22, 2008 6:42 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Would they all have to be villians? You know I picked Doom cause of her crush on him. I seriously have to get a better cut and paste program.

TCM - I just linked the first group that showed up. I didn't realize that it was so popular. There are more Gorean groups and classifieds around and of course they are on Second Life. I need to learn more of Gor.

I don't remember the Genocide reference in Fables, but I am collecting them in TPs, so maybe I'm behind.

Courtney - Who's your friend who draws Fables?

Tim - If you look up Pedocast you usually hit PCX, anyway. But here's the original pedocast, Pedologues. It seems they were shut down in Podcast alley in 2006 and the guy re-uploaded on Mevio in 2007, all on the same day but nothing of them afterwards.

November 22, 2008 12:15 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

Oh, you mean like this, Trenchcoat? And sorry, I won't refer to you by that other name again.

November 22, 2008 2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.esao.net/
Esao Andrews, she did a story about the witch from Hanzel and Gretel.

I like the cheesiness of those pictures on your blog, if you did it realistically in Photoshop, it just wouldn't be the same.

Oh and I'm currently working on a Quickdraw McGraw comic. It will be drawn in this style:
http://pyro-the-maniac.deviantart.com/art/Quickdraw-and-Baba-Looey-104258554

And the characters will be more like themselves in Harvey Birdman. I have two stories in mind, which one do you like more?:
The origin story- Quickdraw is down on his luck, with no job and no money. Until he sees a poster offering a $10,000 reward for the capture a criminal.
He finds the guy and it turns out Baba Looey is being held hostage. Quickdraw frees him and together they bring down the villain.

Story 2- Quickdraw has been framed for murder and is forced to hide behind the identity of El Kabong and solve this mystery.
I think Yosemite Sam should be the bad guy in that story even though this is Hannah Barbera and he is WB.

Courtney

November 22, 2008 9:07 PM  
Anonymous thoom said...

Story 2

November 22, 2008 10:13 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I take it from the pic that Quickdraw and Baba-Looey aren't in the closet anymore(or is it that darn Brokeback effect?). I guess the second story would be good. But what I really would like to see is El Kabong taking on the Moron church of lather day saints for organizing prop 8 in California.

Figures you would know the artist who did the creepier story in 1001 Nights of Snowfall, which is a great book.

November 23, 2008 1:29 PM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

argh!

For the umpteenth time I am NOT Charles.

I actually think that Charles may be a snarky CBH person/fanboy. Even I don't like the Podcasts I'm on as much as he does. Oh, and I don't Gush about anything.

Lots of odd goings on the CBH comment section these days.

huh.

SO

Charles if you do exist there are many ways to contact Tmafia.

Perhaps you can be on the show in cameo one day? I did extend that offer to you many moons ago when I had production input.

Full Disclosure:

Back in '06 I was "Bituminous Cole", and I was "Bantha Fodder"- but I later (rightly) sided with TCM in that monikers only should be used once and only to represent ONE persona.

And Khan does not post, he podcasts- so I suppose that's the only TCM sanctioned moniker loophole.

Oh, and Papa Jambo. but that was a bit, right? That doesn't count- does it?

As for the virtual spankings...

I think the new Mrs Trekkie #4 may have made me a bit to concerned about propriety/appearances- so I'll be watching for creeping conservatism- but as yet she has yet to listen to an episode of PCX- So what the fuck do I care, really?

Mrs Trekkie may, however, make an appearance in "Khan's Extra Super Special Mighty Holiday Extravaganza" (coming soon)

Oh, and I'm not THAT conservative. I actually pitched TCM on Pedocast x MANY MANY moons ago.

There are many such surreal ideas sitting on TCM's production shelf just waiting for the right co host.

Can anyone do the voice of a one legged narcoleptic nyphomaniac PTA mom?

November 23, 2008 5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Story 2 it is then, figured, because it has El Kabong and murder and Yosemite Sam.
And NO, they ARE NOT GAY!

"There are many such surreal ideas sitting on TCM's production shelf just waiting for the right co host.

Can anyone do the voice of a one legged narcoleptic nyphomaniac PTA mom?"

I've got plenty of ideas for podcasts too. Such as the roadtrip one I posted awhile ago.
I love MST3K and old timey radio shows, so I want our podcast to have a story line to keep it interesting.
The only ones I have been in that don't have a story are the Tankgirl and an-as-of-yet-to-be-posted episodes.

Oh and I think I could do that voice...It would sound like Sarah Palin. TC says that's what my American accent sound like. Although I've been practicing on making it more subtle.

Courtney

November 23, 2008 7:55 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

I assure everyone that I am NOT Trekkie. I'd love to cameo on the podcast someday. I do listen to CBH, but I'm not that big of a fanboy of it.

November 24, 2008 12:18 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

...and what I have to say can be found in the comments thread for #103, since I figure once the new show goes up (and it's going live in a short while) that no one's gonna be checking this "old" thread!

November 24, 2008 8:57 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

And it wasn't gayish before? First time I hear the joke about "what are the specs for the perfect woman?", I thought it explained Quick Draw and Baba-Lou's relationship.

So Courtney, what do you look like in glasses and your hair up in a bun? Let's see your Sarah Palin outfit.

Mrs. Trekkie #4? Aren't you a bit old to get a new mom? I thought adoptions stopped at 18.

November 24, 2008 9:08 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

XF, y'know, it would be interesting to see Courtney-as-Sarah-Palin, especially since by the end of the month we'll all have forgotten about her (Palin, that is.)

Also, that's the last time I set myself up as the world's worst psychic by saying stuff like, "no one's gonna be checking this 'old' thread!"

November 24, 2008 9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm, me doing the sexy-secretary look?
I'm a bit young for that, I've just barely gotten out of the "school girl" thing.

Courtney

November 24, 2008 9:43 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Not that Xantes let that stop him, judging from his latest pic post.

November 25, 2008 3:01 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

PSA "Rape a Bitch"

"Mr Rogers of rape"

People still die of TB today, was Robert E Howard doing his mother?

Why shocked that MCT was eating? Thoom always seems like he is eating fried chicken.

Courtney? Doom Patrol?

Me do a pedocast?

Pffft, where you get the idea that girls don't work in Never Neverland? Wendy did all the sewing, cleaning and cooking.

I think you would look cute in glasses.

The beginning of the Spanking pics. sniff...It feels like it was just yesterday.

August 06, 2011 10:12 AM  

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