Thursday, August 07, 2008

Episode 93 - "We love you, and Jesus does too."

PCX reviews Lisa and Superman & Bugs Bunny #2

16 Comments:

Anonymous thoom said...

I wasn't refusing to play your clip on "THOOM!" I just hadn't gotten around to airing it. I have to find the perfect show to air it on. There is an art to this.

Like the Lady Cop episode of Podcast X that you and I tape 2 years ago that hasn't aired yet; There's an art to it.

August 08, 2008 6:45 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Two years ago? Oh, come on; we're talking maybe a year and a half, max.

August 08, 2008 7:42 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Ok we find out Lisa's being abused, but what about the other sister? It's mentioned they have girls. So if Lisa's sister is older, why didn't the dad do her first? Or does that just show the guy liked them young?

But if Lisa's sister is younger then I guess they stopped it in time? Or is she even there anymore? They don't mention her sister at all in the doctor's office. Don't you think the doctor might want to check her for abuse or disease or even ask Henry if he fooled around with the other daughter. And the mom doesn't mention her anymore either.

So the doctor tells Henry that he has to accept god. Nothing about stopping any of the things he is doing, just to accept god.
Maybe the stopping of the sexual abuse is implied, but what does that mean here? Remember to many christian fundies, anal and oral sex are abuses of the body and against nature. Jack Chick does believe all sodomites are hell bound(Yes even you Starhawk.) So is it just the oral and anal, god wants stopped?

This tract is extra funny. Henry is so "not-gulity" he even blames his wife for him abusing Lisa. "But don't you see Linda? That only made the situation worse."

What was Jack Chick thinking? Just the christian way.

Ever seen the Poster where Wile has caught the roadrunner and he has his pants down, dick hanging out, exposing the roadrunner's ass and saying, "What do you think I've been chasing him all this time for?"

Yosemite been a viking, an arab, a pirate, a cook, he's a man of many costumes. Sylvester's straight, he's married and has a son. Tweety bird is a male, even has a girlfriend who looks just like Tweety except she has a pink bow on her head.

Bugs Bunny doesn't seem gay, he just will carry out his gags to any lengths.

Okay, that doesn't make sense. Porky freaks out cause the humans are wearing clothes? Don't all the humans on his world wear pants?

August 09, 2008 11:37 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Lisa's sister lives in a steamer trunk with air holes punched into it that her parents keep in the basement. They let her out occasionally to torture and rape her, but it's okay; she's much older than Lisa, i.e. she's about six or seven.

That xtian anti-oral sex stuff is just crazy as those guys follow the ways of Jeebus and God and as I said on THOOM, God likes getting his dick sucked just like anyone else.

And as is the case with Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise, there's no way that's Sylvester's real kid. I suspect the actual father is Top Cat.

August 09, 2008 6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was a little reluctant to listen to this, but it's still not as bad as the Supergirl 4 parter.

I agree about shaving down there.
It's gross if there's no hair, you only need to shave the sides so you can't see it through underwear/bathers.

Apparently I'm generation Y.

Yeah, Yossemite Sam was a pirate in a few episodes. I remember making a book about him, because I love cowboys and anything Western.
Of course I was too yong to write, so I just drew the pictures and then got my dad to write it for me.
When I found in a box years later turns out all he wrote was a few sentences and "blah, blah blah". Which is both hilarious and depressing. I will always wonder what that story was.

Also, fuck you for not liking Batman, who is undoubtedly the greatest superhero ever.

Courtney

August 10, 2008 3:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/77874820/14211155

August 10, 2008 8:49 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Actually I figured if Sylvester wasn't the father then Sylvester Jr. was the result of his mom being le raped when she visited le Paris.

I say the less hair the better, not just cause it looks younger, but cause it feels and looks smoother. Less friction. And less of a choking hazard.

And all Lisa got from her father when she was young is a blistery, itchy vagina. Oh, and Jesus.

August 10, 2008 9:38 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Did you guys know about this?
God's Cartoonist
The comic crusade of Jack T. Chick

http://jackchickmovie.com/
I can't remember if you mentioned it. The trailer is hilarious.

August 10, 2008 10:14 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Courtney & XF, Yeah, I'm not sure how that generational thing works out as thirtysomething Vixen has confessed on Podcast XXX to keeping a shaved kitty, so to speak. Which is preferable to that ridiculous Hitler moustache/landing strip deal preferred by most porn stars I suppose, but I'd say it's enough that a chick just keeps things in order (read: no "pubic sideburns"!)

Courtney, that was a very sad story about your Yosemite Sam book but as you're still defending the mass-murderer Batman (creator of Brother Eye and hence, the deadly OMACs), that's what you get!

XF, I gotta find a torrent of that Chick movie, if only to hear the rest of that bit about the dinosaurs on Noah's Ark.

August 10, 2008 6:32 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Hey....shaved kitties are the way to go!!! It's such a refreshing feeling....trust me on this, Courtney...Thanks for thinking of me, TCM....

August 14, 2008 4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No I tried it, it was a really weird feeling. The texture of the skin under there is like...Well I can't really compare it to anything.
And then when the hair started to grow back it was itchy.

Courtney

August 14, 2008 11:29 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Of course it gets itchy, you just have to shave it often or wax it. And you get used to it. Your preference on pubic hair is probably akin to a guy's first whiskers. First time most guys starts growing facial hair they don't want to shave it cause it "makes him look more adult."

Try a comparison test shave one side and leave the other side grow wild.

That reminds me, I always wonder if Two-face was completely split. It would be simplier if Two-face was a female. Maybe not, how would her clit look like?

August 15, 2008 11:48 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Pierced. And the clit ring involved would just be scratched on her "evil" side.

August 15, 2008 7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought about cosplaying as Two-Face.
I have some odd fascination with feminising male character's costumes.

Courtney

August 15, 2008 10:48 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

So how would you do ur clit as Two-Face? Normal, scarred or half and half?

Feminising? Do you mean like just put a pink bow in it or slutty?

August 16, 2008 11:07 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Where's that opening from?

Lisa By Jack T. Chick, declared Most Evil Comic.

I wanted to know how the mother hurt her, I picture broom handle up her gashes, etc.

I wonder where Lisa is now. Would she be a crack whore or a staunch speaker against religion or would she just shut her mouth and take it.

I think Foghorn was great, probably because I didn't meet any stupid southerns with his accent til I was much older.

Roadrunner got tiring fast, just like Spy vs Spy. I guess it was suppose to be their version of Tom & Jerry. It is the bottom of the tunes, no talking and always falling. If they only gave them jobs or something.

What would have really been cool is if Flash killed and cooked up the roadrunner.

But do Shepperds check their sheep to see if they got them pregnant?

Hey TCM, if they ever send you to jail, try to make a Jailcast.

I would think because of the recession back issues would be more in demand when cheaper. (See Thoom.)

Batman doesn't drink beer because he drinks the hard stuff.

Aw, more Jack T Chick, please.

Ever read Superman vol1 # 349? Superman finds everyone's sex has changed. Google Wonder Warrior.

July 28, 2011 7:55 AM  

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